After I became cannon fodder, I became famous all over the world by farming
Chapter 48 Don't Laugh
Old man Li walked slowly to Fang Xia's booth, looking at the juicy little Tang dishes, which felt dry and slippery to the touch, and he could still smell the fresh vegetable smell on them.
He glanced at the spinach next to him, which was also very fresh. He immediately asked the waiter for a catty, and then bought two catties of celery, ready to go home and make dumplings.
Looking at the 60 yuan written on the screen when checking out, he wanted to say forget it, but he felt that the shopkeeper next door had been staring at him, thinking that the other party looked down on him, so he gritted his teeth and bought it.
After that, he walked back home slowly with the vegetables, and when he got home, his daughter-in-law was also there, and his son wanted to come to see him in the evening because he was resting today.
His daughter-in-law Zhu Ling took his dishes and went to the kitchen to start cutting.
Soon a scent came out, because there were only three people, Zhu Ling only made spinach egg pancakes, fried pork with Tang vegetables, and dumplings stuffed with celery and beef this time.
Zhu Ling felt that the dishes were extraordinarily delicious this time. Even the elderly who don't usually eat vegetables couldn't help stirring up the vegetables in the egg pancakes.
Soon all the dishes and dumplings on the table were eaten, Zhu Ling was a little surprised, but this time the dishes were really fresh and delicious.
After eating, Zhu Ling took a blood pressure monitor to measure her father-in-law's blood pressure, and found that his blood pressure had dropped.
"It's dropped so much? Dad, what kind of medicine have you taken recently?"
"I've finished taking the medicine a long time ago. I just told you that my blood pressure will drop without taking the medicine."
"No, why don't you recall what you have done recently?"
"I didn't do anything, I just went shopping tonight."
Listening to what her father-in-law said, Zhu Ling suddenly thought of a possibility. She went to the kitchen and looked through the vegetable bag, and found that it really said "cube farm".
Before, a colleague recommended that the vegetables and fruits of Cube Farm have miraculous effects, some can whiten the skin, some can lose weight, and some can lower blood pressure, but she didn’t believe it, thinking it was just a marketing gimmick to deceive the elderly.
Thinking of this, she called her colleague to ask about the situation.
"Xiao Ling, you asked me that the celery from my square farm does have the effect of lowering blood pressure, and their bamboo shoots are also very useful.
I didn't believe it before, I thought it was a liar, but since I ate it, my body and spirit have improved. I have to say that this farm is a farm of conscience, but the things inside are not easy to buy! "
"What do you mean?"
"Hey, it's not that the output of their farm is low, but it's normal for this kind of very effective fruits and vegetables to have a low output, but we have such a large population in Huaguo, we can't grab it at all. Every time we eat the last meal, no Next time. You're lucky this time."
"My father-in-law bought it. It seems that there was an agricultural product exhibition recently."
"I heard about it before. I thought it was the same as the vegetable market, so I didn't pay attention. Cube Farm even participated. I will go buy a car tomorrow!"
Zhu Ling chatted with her colleagues, and after listening to her, she decided to go to the exhibition when she got home from get off work tomorrow, and buy a few catties for spare.
On the other side, Chen Xiuping also brought home the fruits she bought, and after she washed the strawberries, her grandson ate only one and stopped eating, and shouted loudly: "This is not from Cube Farm, I don't want to eat this! "
This made Chen Xiuping very worried. She couldn't help lamenting that the current business is really bad, and she actually lied to this old lady. If it wasn't getting late, she would still go to Anxing to find out the theory.
As for Anxing, he was being reprimanded by his boss, which made him resent Fang Xia even more.
The time soon came to the second day. As soon as the exhibition hall opened at 9 o'clock, a group of young people crowded into Fang Xia's place to buy fruits and vegetables. At [-] o'clock in the afternoon, Fang Xia's exhibition area was already empty.
This made Anxing even more distorted, looking at the people in his shop, as if they had eaten leftovers that others didn't want.
Fang Xia over there did not expect that there would be so many people today, and all the fruits and vegetables in the booth were sold out. In desperation, he had to ask the farm to deliver a batch of fruits.
At this time, Fang Xia's store points have reached a terrifying level, and No.2 is still 500 million points away from him. This also makes these old farms that did not look down on Cube Farms have to pay attention.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, another group of people came to the exhibition area of Cube Farm. Seeing that the goods inside had been sold out, they planned to come back tomorrow.
Naturally, Anxing couldn't miss this good opportunity. He had already placed the ace product of the farm in the most conspicuous place.
At this moment, an old lady came in aggressively and said loudly, "You liar."
Chen Xiuping's words made some people on the sidelines give up buying. An Sheng saw that the people who left almost didn't vomit blood. He quickly sorted out his thoughts and said:
"This aunt doesn't know what I lied to you?"
"Yesterday I asked you if this is Cube Farm and you told me it was! You are lying!"
"Auntie, at the time I thought you were asking if this was Xingsheng Fruit Industry. I'm really sorry that my ears are a little hard."
When the person next to him heard that it was not a product problem, he was afraid that he would lose it like a cube farm, so he said, "Will you buy it or not? If you don't buy it, don't get in the way here!"
"Okay, Auntie, you see that there are so many people here, why don't we talk about it later?"
Chen Xiuping wanted to talk to him, but she was too embarrassed to interrupt his business, and she was indeed old, so she might be a little slurred.
Arguing with him just because of this matter, Chen Xiuping felt that it was not worth it, so she left.
As soon as she left, Zhu Ling came to Cube Farm's booth in a hurry. She was a little dumbfounded to see that it was already empty. She came early today on purpose, but she didn't expect that it was sold out. Zhu Ling was about to leave when she heard a broadcast:
"Xingsheng fruit industry is a well-established enterprise. There are tomatoes that can whiten skin, cucumbers that can lose weight, and celery that can lower blood pressure. Hurry up and buy them!"
Zhu Ling recalled that this Xingsheng fruit industry has a history of more than 10 years. The quality of vegetables and fruits has always been good. The effect of a new farm in Cube Farm is so good. For an old farm like Xingsheng fruit industry, the fruits and vegetables they develop have good results. Must be stronger.
Thinking of this, she went to Xingsheng Fruit Industry to buy ten catties of celery. Many people had the same idea as her. good stuff.
Zhu Ling happily bought celery, bought some potatoes, tomatoes and other vegetables, and then went home.
By the time her husband and father-in-law came back from a walk, she had already prepared a meal.
Zhu Ling urged them to wash their hands and eat. Today Zhu Ling fried home-cooked dishes, potato chips fried with celery, scrambled eggs with tomatoes,..., scrambled eggs with leeks.
Old man Li sat down after washing his hands, picked up a piece of celery with his chopsticks, and felt a steaming smell of celery, which was so unpalatable that he couldn't help but vomit it out.
Seeing that Zhu Ling's forehead was twitching, she picked up a piece of celery and tasted it. It was really unpalatable, and it was incomparable with Cube Farm.
But thinking of its effect, Zhu Ling persuaded her father-in-law to eat more.
When I took my blood pressure at night, I found that it had only dropped a little, and the effect was more than a star and a half away from Cube Farm.
It is well known that high blood pressure cannot be completely cured, so even if old man Li's blood pressure improved after eating the celery sold by Fang Xia yesterday, it will still return to its original state if he doesn't eat it today.
This is like a medicine that needs to be taken for a long time to maintain blood pressure. The same is true for whitening. If there is no protection, even if you eat tomatoes from Cube Farm, it should be black or black.
Zhu Ling didn't expect that the gap between Xingsheng Fruit Industry and Cube Farm would be so big. An established company could not compare to a new brand. If the boss of Xingsheng Fruit Industry was here, he would definitely complain.
It's not that he can't do it, it's that the other party is cheating. He is a vegetable and fruit seller and not a drug seller. How could the effect be so strong.
At this time, Fang Xia was living in the hotel, and had a video call with Gu Jingshen. Since the two of them talked about perfume cooperation the day before yesterday, the two of them discussed in depth again, and mentioned topics such as essential oils and pure dew, which gradually extended to the entire skin care product. field.
At the beginning, the two were still talking about skin care products, but the topic changed at some point. Fang Xia felt that now Gu Jingshen was like his friend, which made him feel less lonely in this world, and he could even call him whatever he wanted. a lot.
"Old Gu, you will be discharged from the hospital next week? It just so happens that I can almost fly back to pick you up from the hospital, and then I will hold a dust-cleaning banquet for you."
Gu Jingshen wanted to refuse, but he didn't say it in the end.
After that, the two chatted casually for a few more words. Because Fang Xia was too tired, his voice became smaller and smaller, and finally fell asleep lying on the pillow.
Gu Jingshen looked at the enlarged version of Fang Xia's sleeping face and the sound of the other party's even breathing, and for some reason he didn't turn off the video.
As if he was infected, he felt a little sleepy, so he put down the file in his hand and fell asleep.
The next morning Fang Xia got up and watched the video of the two of them still connected, her face was a little red, and she was a little speechless when she saw her hair like a bird's nest in the camera.
Fang Xia thought of her sleeping position, wouldn't she be seen by the other party?
That's really embarrassing!
Hearing Gu Jingshen's chuckle, he said a little annoyed, "Don't laugh." Then he turned off the video.
Afterwards, he rushed into the bathroom to wash up like he was on a hot wheel. Seeing his very neat and fluffy hair, he was satisfied.
Walking out of the bathroom, he saw his cell phone rang, so he picked it up and said, "Now is the real me, please, Gu Jingshen, kick that scene out of your mind."
"How to kick?" Gu Jingshen asked with a light smile.
Fang Xia was a little dumbfounded when asked, so she said with a straight face: "I order you to forget everything that just happened."
"Yes, Your Majesty." Gu Jingshen said softly, his tone was very low and there was a hint of lingering that was not easy to detect.
Fang Xia's ears turned red from his words, why did he feel that these words sounded so ambiguous?
Then he felt that he was thinking too much, Fang Xia and Gu Jingshen briefly said a few words, then hung up the video, and walked to the exhibition with Su Ya.
When Fang Xia walked through Anxing's exhibition area, he found that the opponent's points had increased from 160 million to 350 million points. He couldn't help but sigh that his growth rate was a bit too fast.
You must know that Anxing has spent a lot of money this time. Today, all vegetables and fruits are 8% off, including the latest research and development products. These are developed by the boss with a lot of money.
What does 8% off mean?
It means that he can barely make back the money, but if he doesn't do this, the quota of their farm will be handed over to others. Anxing is no longer asking to squeeze Cube Farm from this list. He now hopes that he can get the No. The .10 farm was squeezed out to keep the spot.
Once he doesn't get this quota, he won't even want his job.
So Anxing could only rack their brains to find a way to increase their store's points.
At the beginning, it did have some effect, but No.10 also started discount promotion and Xingsheng fruit industry.
An Xing looked at the opponent's higher and higher points, and didn't know what to do.
At noon, Zhu Ling's husband forgot to bring the documents to the company, so he went home. When he opened the door, he found his father lying on the ground. His hands and feet were cold on the spot, and he couldn't help shivering. Trembling, he ran to his father's side, put his fingers under his nostrils, and felt the gas gushing out. He was relieved, calmed down, called the ambulance, and then called Zhu Ling. A phone call said:
"Honey, come to the hospital and something happened to my dad!"
He glanced at the spinach next to him, which was also very fresh. He immediately asked the waiter for a catty, and then bought two catties of celery, ready to go home and make dumplings.
Looking at the 60 yuan written on the screen when checking out, he wanted to say forget it, but he felt that the shopkeeper next door had been staring at him, thinking that the other party looked down on him, so he gritted his teeth and bought it.
After that, he walked back home slowly with the vegetables, and when he got home, his daughter-in-law was also there, and his son wanted to come to see him in the evening because he was resting today.
His daughter-in-law Zhu Ling took his dishes and went to the kitchen to start cutting.
Soon a scent came out, because there were only three people, Zhu Ling only made spinach egg pancakes, fried pork with Tang vegetables, and dumplings stuffed with celery and beef this time.
Zhu Ling felt that the dishes were extraordinarily delicious this time. Even the elderly who don't usually eat vegetables couldn't help stirring up the vegetables in the egg pancakes.
Soon all the dishes and dumplings on the table were eaten, Zhu Ling was a little surprised, but this time the dishes were really fresh and delicious.
After eating, Zhu Ling took a blood pressure monitor to measure her father-in-law's blood pressure, and found that his blood pressure had dropped.
"It's dropped so much? Dad, what kind of medicine have you taken recently?"
"I've finished taking the medicine a long time ago. I just told you that my blood pressure will drop without taking the medicine."
"No, why don't you recall what you have done recently?"
"I didn't do anything, I just went shopping tonight."
Listening to what her father-in-law said, Zhu Ling suddenly thought of a possibility. She went to the kitchen and looked through the vegetable bag, and found that it really said "cube farm".
Before, a colleague recommended that the vegetables and fruits of Cube Farm have miraculous effects, some can whiten the skin, some can lose weight, and some can lower blood pressure, but she didn’t believe it, thinking it was just a marketing gimmick to deceive the elderly.
Thinking of this, she called her colleague to ask about the situation.
"Xiao Ling, you asked me that the celery from my square farm does have the effect of lowering blood pressure, and their bamboo shoots are also very useful.
I didn't believe it before, I thought it was a liar, but since I ate it, my body and spirit have improved. I have to say that this farm is a farm of conscience, but the things inside are not easy to buy! "
"What do you mean?"
"Hey, it's not that the output of their farm is low, but it's normal for this kind of very effective fruits and vegetables to have a low output, but we have such a large population in Huaguo, we can't grab it at all. Every time we eat the last meal, no Next time. You're lucky this time."
"My father-in-law bought it. It seems that there was an agricultural product exhibition recently."
"I heard about it before. I thought it was the same as the vegetable market, so I didn't pay attention. Cube Farm even participated. I will go buy a car tomorrow!"
Zhu Ling chatted with her colleagues, and after listening to her, she decided to go to the exhibition when she got home from get off work tomorrow, and buy a few catties for spare.
On the other side, Chen Xiuping also brought home the fruits she bought, and after she washed the strawberries, her grandson ate only one and stopped eating, and shouted loudly: "This is not from Cube Farm, I don't want to eat this! "
This made Chen Xiuping very worried. She couldn't help lamenting that the current business is really bad, and she actually lied to this old lady. If it wasn't getting late, she would still go to Anxing to find out the theory.
As for Anxing, he was being reprimanded by his boss, which made him resent Fang Xia even more.
The time soon came to the second day. As soon as the exhibition hall opened at 9 o'clock, a group of young people crowded into Fang Xia's place to buy fruits and vegetables. At [-] o'clock in the afternoon, Fang Xia's exhibition area was already empty.
This made Anxing even more distorted, looking at the people in his shop, as if they had eaten leftovers that others didn't want.
Fang Xia over there did not expect that there would be so many people today, and all the fruits and vegetables in the booth were sold out. In desperation, he had to ask the farm to deliver a batch of fruits.
At this time, Fang Xia's store points have reached a terrifying level, and No.2 is still 500 million points away from him. This also makes these old farms that did not look down on Cube Farms have to pay attention.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, another group of people came to the exhibition area of Cube Farm. Seeing that the goods inside had been sold out, they planned to come back tomorrow.
Naturally, Anxing couldn't miss this good opportunity. He had already placed the ace product of the farm in the most conspicuous place.
At this moment, an old lady came in aggressively and said loudly, "You liar."
Chen Xiuping's words made some people on the sidelines give up buying. An Sheng saw that the people who left almost didn't vomit blood. He quickly sorted out his thoughts and said:
"This aunt doesn't know what I lied to you?"
"Yesterday I asked you if this is Cube Farm and you told me it was! You are lying!"
"Auntie, at the time I thought you were asking if this was Xingsheng Fruit Industry. I'm really sorry that my ears are a little hard."
When the person next to him heard that it was not a product problem, he was afraid that he would lose it like a cube farm, so he said, "Will you buy it or not? If you don't buy it, don't get in the way here!"
"Okay, Auntie, you see that there are so many people here, why don't we talk about it later?"
Chen Xiuping wanted to talk to him, but she was too embarrassed to interrupt his business, and she was indeed old, so she might be a little slurred.
Arguing with him just because of this matter, Chen Xiuping felt that it was not worth it, so she left.
As soon as she left, Zhu Ling came to Cube Farm's booth in a hurry. She was a little dumbfounded to see that it was already empty. She came early today on purpose, but she didn't expect that it was sold out. Zhu Ling was about to leave when she heard a broadcast:
"Xingsheng fruit industry is a well-established enterprise. There are tomatoes that can whiten skin, cucumbers that can lose weight, and celery that can lower blood pressure. Hurry up and buy them!"
Zhu Ling recalled that this Xingsheng fruit industry has a history of more than 10 years. The quality of vegetables and fruits has always been good. The effect of a new farm in Cube Farm is so good. For an old farm like Xingsheng fruit industry, the fruits and vegetables they develop have good results. Must be stronger.
Thinking of this, she went to Xingsheng Fruit Industry to buy ten catties of celery. Many people had the same idea as her. good stuff.
Zhu Ling happily bought celery, bought some potatoes, tomatoes and other vegetables, and then went home.
By the time her husband and father-in-law came back from a walk, she had already prepared a meal.
Zhu Ling urged them to wash their hands and eat. Today Zhu Ling fried home-cooked dishes, potato chips fried with celery, scrambled eggs with tomatoes,..., scrambled eggs with leeks.
Old man Li sat down after washing his hands, picked up a piece of celery with his chopsticks, and felt a steaming smell of celery, which was so unpalatable that he couldn't help but vomit it out.
Seeing that Zhu Ling's forehead was twitching, she picked up a piece of celery and tasted it. It was really unpalatable, and it was incomparable with Cube Farm.
But thinking of its effect, Zhu Ling persuaded her father-in-law to eat more.
When I took my blood pressure at night, I found that it had only dropped a little, and the effect was more than a star and a half away from Cube Farm.
It is well known that high blood pressure cannot be completely cured, so even if old man Li's blood pressure improved after eating the celery sold by Fang Xia yesterday, it will still return to its original state if he doesn't eat it today.
This is like a medicine that needs to be taken for a long time to maintain blood pressure. The same is true for whitening. If there is no protection, even if you eat tomatoes from Cube Farm, it should be black or black.
Zhu Ling didn't expect that the gap between Xingsheng Fruit Industry and Cube Farm would be so big. An established company could not compare to a new brand. If the boss of Xingsheng Fruit Industry was here, he would definitely complain.
It's not that he can't do it, it's that the other party is cheating. He is a vegetable and fruit seller and not a drug seller. How could the effect be so strong.
At this time, Fang Xia was living in the hotel, and had a video call with Gu Jingshen. Since the two of them talked about perfume cooperation the day before yesterday, the two of them discussed in depth again, and mentioned topics such as essential oils and pure dew, which gradually extended to the entire skin care product. field.
At the beginning, the two were still talking about skin care products, but the topic changed at some point. Fang Xia felt that now Gu Jingshen was like his friend, which made him feel less lonely in this world, and he could even call him whatever he wanted. a lot.
"Old Gu, you will be discharged from the hospital next week? It just so happens that I can almost fly back to pick you up from the hospital, and then I will hold a dust-cleaning banquet for you."
Gu Jingshen wanted to refuse, but he didn't say it in the end.
After that, the two chatted casually for a few more words. Because Fang Xia was too tired, his voice became smaller and smaller, and finally fell asleep lying on the pillow.
Gu Jingshen looked at the enlarged version of Fang Xia's sleeping face and the sound of the other party's even breathing, and for some reason he didn't turn off the video.
As if he was infected, he felt a little sleepy, so he put down the file in his hand and fell asleep.
The next morning Fang Xia got up and watched the video of the two of them still connected, her face was a little red, and she was a little speechless when she saw her hair like a bird's nest in the camera.
Fang Xia thought of her sleeping position, wouldn't she be seen by the other party?
That's really embarrassing!
Hearing Gu Jingshen's chuckle, he said a little annoyed, "Don't laugh." Then he turned off the video.
Afterwards, he rushed into the bathroom to wash up like he was on a hot wheel. Seeing his very neat and fluffy hair, he was satisfied.
Walking out of the bathroom, he saw his cell phone rang, so he picked it up and said, "Now is the real me, please, Gu Jingshen, kick that scene out of your mind."
"How to kick?" Gu Jingshen asked with a light smile.
Fang Xia was a little dumbfounded when asked, so she said with a straight face: "I order you to forget everything that just happened."
"Yes, Your Majesty." Gu Jingshen said softly, his tone was very low and there was a hint of lingering that was not easy to detect.
Fang Xia's ears turned red from his words, why did he feel that these words sounded so ambiguous?
Then he felt that he was thinking too much, Fang Xia and Gu Jingshen briefly said a few words, then hung up the video, and walked to the exhibition with Su Ya.
When Fang Xia walked through Anxing's exhibition area, he found that the opponent's points had increased from 160 million to 350 million points. He couldn't help but sigh that his growth rate was a bit too fast.
You must know that Anxing has spent a lot of money this time. Today, all vegetables and fruits are 8% off, including the latest research and development products. These are developed by the boss with a lot of money.
What does 8% off mean?
It means that he can barely make back the money, but if he doesn't do this, the quota of their farm will be handed over to others. Anxing is no longer asking to squeeze Cube Farm from this list. He now hopes that he can get the No. The .10 farm was squeezed out to keep the spot.
Once he doesn't get this quota, he won't even want his job.
So Anxing could only rack their brains to find a way to increase their store's points.
At the beginning, it did have some effect, but No.10 also started discount promotion and Xingsheng fruit industry.
An Xing looked at the opponent's higher and higher points, and didn't know what to do.
At noon, Zhu Ling's husband forgot to bring the documents to the company, so he went home. When he opened the door, he found his father lying on the ground. His hands and feet were cold on the spot, and he couldn't help shivering. Trembling, he ran to his father's side, put his fingers under his nostrils, and felt the gas gushing out. He was relieved, calmed down, called the ambulance, and then called Zhu Ling. A phone call said:
"Honey, come to the hospital and something happened to my dad!"
You'll Also Like
-
In the Era of Rebirth, the Charming Daughter-in-law In the Courtyard is Beautiful and Sassy
Chapter 196 7 hours ago -
Longevity, step by step to the highest
Chapter 189 8 hours ago -
Jujutsu Kaisen: The Red Blood Manipulation Achievement is the Strongest
Chapter 168 8 hours ago -
Let’s eat and eat starting from the Star God of Star Railway!
Chapter 218 8 hours ago -
I'm doing scientific research in the Ninja World
Chapter 219 8 hours ago -
Villain: Change your fate, start by snatching the gentle sister-in-law
Chapter 207 8 hours ago -
Elves: New Zhiye, starting from Carlos
Chapter 177 8 hours ago -
The Roaring Golden Lion in Konoha Village
Chapter 206 13 hours ago -
Douluo: Antagonist System, Starting Off by Smacking Yu Xiaogang's Face
Chapter 266 13 hours ago -
Marvel: Infinite evolution starting with Venom
Chapter 382 13 hours ago