After rebirth, I bent the sword cultivator No.1

Since Jun Yanshan moved back to Qixue Peak, Zhao Yue has also become a frequent visitor to Qixue Peak. He has come here no less than eight times this month. With his thick skin, he is hard-nosed in the hearts of Xuanyang disciples. There was a place left on Xuexue Peak.

He was already familiar with the way to find Jun Yanshan, so he went directly to Jun Yanshan's house.

When he first came here, he saw that the word "Fu" was pasted on the door of the house, but Double Happiness. He wondered for a while, but when he opened the door recklessly, he understood it instantly.

On the big bed in the room, the handsome man hugged his sobbing little wife and comforted him in a low voice. A belt was hanging on the head of the bed, shaking slightly because of the air current brought by him when he broke in. Seeing this scene made Zhao Yue's blood boil. Although the man on the bed looked a bit beastly in terms of age difference, Zhao Yue was someone who knew the inside story. The man who has read all the pornographic books!

Zhao Yue didn't know why, she just wanted to shout at this moment: What I knocked is true!

It is not in vain that he and 'Lu Qinghe' shared and appreciated their treasures, they have finally reached this point!I want to scream with joy...

Jun Yanshan didn't know Zhao Yue's mental activities at this time, otherwise he should just want to say that he didn't really want to share with him those things that were out of morals.

Xie Xuelou was much more straightforward, and gave him a cold look. If he hadn't seen that Xiaojun Yanshan was not in the right mood at this time, he would have wanted to throw him down the mountain with a wave of his hand.

Zhao Yue was frozen by the cold eyes, and quickly recovered from the turbulent mood, lifted up and grabbed it, and cheerfully greeted the two who hadn't woken up yet, "Hi...Happy newlyweds."

Ah no, he meant to say 'Happy New Year'!

But looking at Elder Xie's instantly relieved expression, he felt that there was no need to correct him.

However, Xie Xuelou is in full bloom in spring, while Jun Yanshan is at a loss.

It's just that he hasn't slowed down emotionally, and it's not that he's just sleeping stupidly. Hearing what Zhao Yue said, he looked over with a puzzled expression, and then saw the belt on the bedside that was blowing in the wind...

The memory of last night suddenly came to his mind, he could not untie his belt, but he still asked Xie Xuelou for help!What makes him feel socially dead the most is that he!it turns out!He planned to ask Xie Xuelou to wash his pants after peeing!pants!son!

Ah, what the hell kind of human suffering is this?It was the first time in his life that he experienced drunkenness, so this kind of development was arranged for him?

Jun Yanshan choked up twice, looked at Xie Xuelou sadly: "I quit drinking, just now."

Xie Xuelou chuckled, nodded and said, 'That's good'.

……

Because Zhao Yue came to 'Happy New Year', Jun Yanshan couldn't ask Xie Xuelou about the reality of that dream, and actually...he didn't dare to ask.

He thinks that there is a high probability that this dream is something that really happened, although he still doesn't know why he can dream this.

But as soon as he got in touch with the plot in the dream, he felt very uncomfortable. He was already so uncomfortable just by himself, so how could he bear to stab the person in the heart again.

Just let it be, maybe there will be other ways to verify the reality of this dream in the future.

And I have to say that since having such a dream, Jun Yanshan really felt that the knot that was stuck in his heart has loosened a bit.Maybe he could really try to start a new relationship with Xie Xuelou?

Thinking of this, Jun Yanshan's ears turned red, and he couldn't help but look at Xie Xuelou while eating breakfast.

No matter how you look at it, Lao Xie is really too good-looking to wait for him for ten years... No, why am I so narcissistic!Jun Yanshan pinched himself angrily, and quickly diverted his attention.

Zhao Yue stayed at Qixue Peak for breakfast, but refused to leave, and unconsciously pestered Jun Yanshan to let him go down the mountain to play together.

"It's Chinese New Year, it's very lively!" Zhao Yue said excitedly, more like a child than Jun Yanshan.

Jun Yanshan gave Zhao Yue a contemptuous look, and laughed at his low mental age.

"I can also set off fireworks!" Zhao Yue didn't feel ashamed at all, "I can also go to the moat to set off river lanterns, and I won't be chased away by the city defenders."

"..."

"Don't you want to watch the fireworks?" Zhao Yue looked at Jun Yanshan pitifully, and then began to sing, "I'm so miserable, I have been in Xuanyang Sword Sect for six years, and I have never had a friend who can make friends. I met Senior Brother Lu who shared the same language with me, but Senior Brother didn’t even want to spend the New Year with me..."

"There's no common language..." Jun Yanshan's face rose a little ugly, and his eyes wandered here and there.

"Nonsense, we have discussed the rationality of those postures together, isn't this a common language?" Zhao Yue said indignantly.

Xie Xuelou was listening with a smile, but suddenly interrupted, "What posture?"

"Oh, it's just..."

Jun Yanshan seemed to be afraid of Zhao Yue, an unrestrained guy, and hurriedly interrupted him, "Okay, okay, let's go down the mountain to play!"

Zhao Yue's eyes lit up: "Want to watch the fireworks?"

Jun Yanshan: "Look!"

Zhao Yue: "Will you let the river lanterns go?"

Jun Yanshan: "Let go!"

Only then was Zhao Yue satisfied, and continued to drink his porridge wheezingly.

Xie Xuelou turned back to look at his little baby. Although his face was full of disgust, his eyes were shining... His mouth was so upright, he was so cute that he wanted to hug him and rub him.

……

After eating, the three of them prepared casually and went down the mountain.

There is still a boundary between mortal towns and Xiuxian sects, but it is just a small enchantment. Once out of the enchantment, the outside atmosphere will be much more mixed than that of the cultivation world. For Zhao Yue and Jun Yanshan who live for a long time In the realm of comprehension, monks with low cultivation bases would be more uncomfortable.

Zhao Yue was not in Xie Xuelou's consideration, he was mainly afraid that Jun Yanshan would be uncomfortable.

Xie Xuelou prepared some water filled with spiritual energy, put them in bamboo tubes, prepared more than a dozen pots in his Qiankun bag, and hung a pot around Jun Yanshan's neck, and told him to drink more spiritual water when he felt uncomfortable. Yan Shan perfunctory impatiently.

Xie Xuelou put the water bottle on him in a good-tempered manner, and watched Jun Yanshan and Zhao Yue walking in front, discussing what to do first and what to do after going to the mortal world.He felt like he had two children by himself.

But when they really arrived in the mortal world, Xie Xuelou changed his opinion - he didn't bring up two children alone, he brought up two monkeys alone...

The combined mental age of the two children is definitely not more than ten years old. As soon as they stepped into the mortal world, they started to walk, chasing cats and dogs along the way, and they became even more curious when they entered the city. If you want to go up to have a look and touch, even those who sell dried salted fish on the roadside have to go up to try the saltiness of other people's dried salted fish, and then discuss how to dry the dried fish in front of the human booth to get the saltiness just right.

I passed by another seller of small windmills, the kind that children hold in their hands and run, or start whirling when the north wind blows.

Zhao Yue rushed over to buy two, held one hand in front of his chest, and ran away, walking all the way from the street to the end of the alley, his face was full of the satisfied smile of a low-intelligence child, showing his monkey attitude.

Jun Yanshan looked envious, dragging Xie Xuelou to follow suit.

"I can only buy one." Xie Xuelou's forehead twitched.

"Why?" Jun Yanshan was not very satisfied. If he hadn't lost his cultivation and couldn't open the Qiankun bag, why would he really look like a child and need an adult to pay for him?

"One is enough." Xie Xuelou replied lightly, he really didn't know how to let the baby with shrinking IQ understand that Zhao Yue's virtue seemed too stupid and mentally handicapped.

Jun Yanshan retorted: "But I have two hands, and it's more exciting to hold both hands!"

Xie Xuelou was silent for a while, and almost gave in in his heart... The kid who was so serious about reasoning with him was so cute that he couldn't help it.

Fortunately, Zhao Yue came back in time and reminded him that it was wrong to let the child run around.

Zhao Yue walked back from the end of the street, the windmill in his hand was broken - he ran too crazy just now, and there were too many people on the street during the New Year, he bumped into someone and implicated two stalls. All the money was lost.

Xie Xuelou looked at the young man who made himself into a mess in a short while, took a breath, turned his head and held his baby's hand tightly, "You have two hands, but you can only buy one windmill. "

"Because the other hand is going to be held by me."

"..." Jun Yanshan's IQ fluctuated from high to low, and Jun Yanshan calmed down, obediently being led by Xie Xuelou, with flushed cheeks, like a doll on a New Year painting.

After the three of them had visited the market enough, they followed the flow of people to the moat. The highlight of the night was by the moat.

When they arrived at the moat, it was almost dusk. They found a restaurant for dinner, and then went to the street to pick out river lanterns.

"I heard that the moat is connected to the Tianhe River, and the river lights float to the sky full of wishes, and our wishes will be fulfilled if the gods see them." Zhao Yue regained her vitality after an afternoon of buffering, and at this time she was excitedly choosing River lanterns, then got stumped by bunny and pumpkin shaped river lanterns.

Seeing how serious and rigorous he was in choosing, Jun Yanshan couldn't help being a little curious, "What wish do you have? Maybe you can refer to the shape based on your wish."

"I want the adult who wrote "The Biography of the Obscene Disciple" to continue writing." Zhao Yue said shyly.

Jun Yanshan was silent for a while, and quickly turned into a firm non-believers, "...Don't light the river lantern, you are a cultivator yourself, don't you know what's going on above?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a big hand with slender fingers and well-defined joints appeared in front of Jun Yanshan, and a river lantern was dragged on it. The lantern was in the shape of a cat licking its front paw.

Jun Yanshan turned his head and met Xie Xuelou's smiling eyes, "I hope that I will always be by your side every year."

He also deliberately bit down on the word 'Jun'.

Jun Yanshan inexplicably read anxiety from his eyes, his heart seemed to be pricked lightly by some sharp object, it wasn't a particularly strong pain, but it couldn't be ignored no matter what.

He was silent for a while, then nodded solemnly, "Well, it will definitely come true."

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