I love the harem with my sweet mouth

The sound of the rain outside.

Duozi frowned, he didn't really care if King Zhou was humane or not, he only cared about what bad things that villain had said about his master.

He poked Duofu's arm, "Get to the point!"

Duofu said indignantly again: "Those people said that the king of Zhou was inhumane, and if he detained so many beauties in the palace, he would occupy the latrine and waste the youth of the beauties in vain."

Han Qingyang felt that this made sense.

Duofo paused for a moment, and raised his voice a little, obviously getting to the point.

"Even so, we arranged for our master, saying that instead of entering the harem and not knowing what a man is like for the rest of his life, it would be better to make them cheap and let them try something new. King Zhou can't do it, and he can't test anything. It's not expected. It'll be fine."

He was spitting all over the place, he almost didn't turn back, and swallowed hard, "They also said that the master is just a flower stuck in cow dung, what kind of a man is it if a man can't do it? "

Duozi trembled with anger when he heard these nasty words, and turned his head to see Han Qingyang with a smile on his lips, and said dissatisfiedly: "Master, you are not angry after hearing these words?"

"Angry? Why should I be angry?"

Han Qingyang's tone was relaxed.

The person who should be angry should be Zhou Yanzong, the king of Zhou who has never met before. After all, he is still a flower in the eyes of these people, but what about him?

The majestic king of a country has turned into a pile of cow dung.

Duozi looked away, and suddenly let out a strange "Yeah".

Han Qingyang and Duofu looked at him at the same time.

Duo Fu rolled his eyes at him, "What are you doing in such a sudden surprise?"

Duozi seemed to have thought of something, and frowned again, "Master, you said that if men fail there, wouldn't they be the same as the eunuchs in the palace?"

Han Qingyang nodded.

some of,

It is nothing more than the difference between cutting and not cutting, and the essence is still the same.

Duozi murmured: "Master, do you still remember the Eunuch Zhong who was next to His Majesty when we were in the Dajin Palace? Relying on His Majesty's favor, he was already old and forced an aunt in the palace I had a counter meal with him, but within three days, the aunt jumped into the well and died. The servant glanced at the side at the time, and felt sorry for the aunt who died like this when she was only twenty years old. I heard that the aunt was I was forced to death by the old eunuch. I heard that the old eunuch thought of ways to torture my aunt because she was incompetent. At that time, I really saw that my aunt didn't even have a good piece of land on her body. She was covered in bite marks and bruises. Blemishes or burns..."

His words stopped abruptly, and his face turned red.

"It is said that the old eunuch's palace received a lot of things to torture people. There are jade pendants as thick as babies' arms, as well as shackles, whips soaked in salt water, etc..."

He glanced at Han Qingyang worriedly.

"Master, if the King of Zhou has such a perverted temper because of his inhumanity, what should we do?"

After Duozi's analysis, Duofu also sighed, "This king of Zhou grew up in a border area, he must have been tall and strong, if it tortures people... .”

He reached out and grabbed Duozi's back collar, Duozi shuddered in fright, and gave him a hard look.

"According to the bones of our master's body, wouldn't it be like a little chicken in his hands, you can make it round if you want, and you can squeeze it flat if you want."

The smile on the corner of Han Qingyang's mouth had already disappeared.

These words are very reasonable.

That King of Zhou was deprived of the love of his parents since he was a child, and as he grew older, he finally became the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. He has beauties all over the world, but he can see or taste these beauties.

He ate two mouthfuls of food with a heavy heart, then shirked and explained that he would enter the palace for an audience, and then fell asleep.

Duozi and Duofu waited for him to sleep, and after putting down the curtain, they looked at each other with helplessness in their eyes.

His master is really possessed.

How did he meet a perverted emperor who was incompetent?Pity the few taels of meat on his master's body, I'm afraid I can't make it through the night without talking about it.

But think again,

If King Zhou was a healthy and brave man, his master's life would definitely be difficult.

Although men are different due to their innate nature, and there are differences in the length of time in intercourse, just because King Zhou grew up in a border military camp, he is known to be a powerful figure with extraordinary physique, but his master is also the son of a man. Physically, men are different from women after all, if they go too far in sex, they may not be able to survive for a few days.

Duozi and Duofu stayed up almost all night, and all they could think about was the scene of the hard-fated Han Qingyang being tortured.

Han Qingyang also didn't sleep well.

He had constant nightmares all night, either dreaming that King Zhou was an eight-foot-tall monster with lush hair and prominent chest hair, or dreaming that King Zhou's eyes were like copper bells, glowing red, with bloody mouth and drooling Weird look.

The backer he wants to find is not just a normal person.

It wasn't until dawn that Han Qingyang settled down to sleep, when there was another urging sound from outside.

There is still some distance from the capital here, so if you want to enter the palace at noon.

It's time to leave early.

Duozi and Duofu waited on him to dress and wash, and then got into the carriage.

The wheels are rolling, and they are slowly heading towards the capital in the starry night.

......

Royal study.

Curly smoke rises from the gilded animal head incense burner in the hall.

The room was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop.

Wang Shou winked at the little eunuch who came in to deliver tea, and told him to leave. He took the tray and walked to the desk, and put the teacup on the upper right of Zhou Yanzong.

Then he took two steps back and stood half hunched.

Zhou Yanzong was angry, he picked up the teacup and drank it down in one gulp.He grew up in a military camp in the outskirts. He behaved wildly and informally, and he hated these red tapes the most. However, this morning, there are still a few old people who don't know how to live or die. Good for the royal family.

He immediately ordered people to detain these old men.

Then he flung his sleeves and left.

Before he lost his breath, he raised his hand and threw the teacup in his hand.

The tea leaves mixed with broken porcelain were spilled all over the floor, Wang Shou shouted, "Your Majesty, calm down", just as he was about to bend down to clean up, he heard the shrill voice of the little eunuch from outside.

"The queen mother is here."

There was a sneer on the corner of Zhou Yanzong's lips, the news of his heart spread fast enough.

The former king and the first prince passed away one after another. Although the first queen was sad, she still sat on the throne of the queen mother. When she came in, she saw Zhou Yanzong sitting on the wide chair and did not get up, nor was she angry.

After all, he was an uneducated wild child from the frontier. Apart from his brute strength, he naturally lacked some rules.

"The Ai family heard that the emperor was not happy, so he left the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty in the Jinluan Palace again?"

She looked like a heartbroken and loving mother, and she walked up to Zhou Yanzong and wanted to grab his arm, but Zhou Yanzong withdrew his hand.She took a chance, the expression on her face remained unchanged, and she persuaded herself.

"Zong'er, this is all for your own good. You have been on the throne for two years, but there is no one in the harem, let alone children. When your father was as old as you, he had several children. Now The previous dynasty was not stable, so for the safety of the country..."

Zhou Yanzong pursed his lips.

His father, the king, was able to give birth and raise them. He raised so many princes and princesses, but what happened to him?

The queen mother said earnestly, "Zong'er, I know you hate your father and your family, and hate that we left you in the border area and left you alone for 20 years. But Zong'er, you are now a big Zhou My dear emperor, the entire Great Zhou is in your hands, if you care about the tens of thousands of people in Great Zhou, you will put the overall situation first, establish a queen as soon as possible, fill the harem, and extend your heirs, okay?"

Zhou Yanzong looked at her face covered with thick powder.

"Is there any suitable candidate for the queen mother?"

Of course the Queen Mother has one, and her mother's niece is the most suitable candidate, but it is inconvenient for her to say so, so she said: "Aijia heard that the farthest mission from the Kingdom of Jin has also arrived today, why not wait for two days and choose one On a fine day, let the beauties sent from various countries and the beautiful women from outside come into the palace together, and the emperor will have a look for himself, and just choose someone he likes to be the empress."

Zhou Yanzong lowered his eyes, playing with the jasper finger on his thumb.

"Then do as the queen mother said. I still have some memorials to read..."

He pretended to pull out a memorial and opened it.

Seeing that the matter had been settled, the Queen Mother went out with a smile. Before leaving, she told Wang Shou, "Your Majesty is serving you wholeheartedly. If there is any mistake, you are the only one to ask."

When the room was quiet again, Zhou Yanzong threw the memorial in his hand, and put his long legs on the desk.

Before he stopped for a moment, he heard a message from outside again.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, Princess Linglong of the Great Jin Dynasty and the envoys of the Great Jin Dynasty are asking to see her."

Zhou Yanzong was feeling irritable in his heart, and shouted displeasedly: "Gu is busy at the moment, let them kneel outside the hall and wait."

"Your Majesty, although the Jin Dynasty is a small border country, if so, I'm afraid..."

Before Wang Shou finished speaking, he was frightened back by Zhou Yanzong's sharp eyes.

"Since they are willing to send their daughter to my Dazhou, then this Princess Linglong is an orphaned concubine. Isn't it only natural for her to kneel down as an orphaned concubine?"

Wang Shou agreed, and came out with a fly whisk in his hand to deliver a message.

From a distance, he saw a tall and stunning woman in red standing at the bottom of the steps, he bowed to greet her, and said: "Your Majesty is getting angry, the princess should kneel outside the hall and wait for a while. "

Kneel and wait?

Han Qingyang cursed in his heart, dog emperor.

But there was no emotion on his face, he just said softly: "Your Majesty didn't stipulate where to kneel and wait?"

Wang Shou shook his head.

Han Qingyang glanced at the pear tree at the base of the wall, turned around and walked over, then knelt down with his skirt lifted, crossed his hands in front of him, and bowed slowly.

"My daughter Xue Linglong kowtows to Your Majesty, and may your Majesty live forever."

The voice was clear and pleasant, blowing into the hall with the breeze.

Zhou Yanzong raised his eyelids, but did not get up.

Duozi and Duofu were already trembling with fear from the battles in the palace. Just now when they were waiting outside to be summoned, they heard the crisp sound of smashing things from inside. It can be seen that this king of Zhou is as vicious as the rumors say. An unpredictable perverted tyrant.

Duozi sobbed softly, and reached out to tug on Han Qingyang's clothes.

"Master, I'm afraid we are doomed this time."

Han Qingyang twitched the corners of his lips, where is he going now, why is he doomed?

He has never believed in fate, only in himself.

He obediently knelt down for half a stick of incense, and seeing that the dog emperor hadn't come out, he simply shook his head a couple of times, and fell to the ground, looking unconscious.

Duozi and Duofu were frightened by his sudden strike, but fortunately they still have some tacit understanding after so many years.

Duozi hurriedly cried and said: "Princess? Princess? What's wrong with you? Don't scare the servant..."

Duofu also shouted in panic.

"Come on, help me..."

When Wang Shou came in to report, Zhou Yanzong rubbed his forehead, got up and walked out of the hall.

"I want to see how fragile this Princess Linglong, who is known as the most beautiful woman in the Jin Dynasty, is, but she fainted after kneeling on half a stick of incense?"