The little Taoist became popular after being dressed as a cannon fodder

After receiving all five people, the director interrupted the live broadcast contentedly.

But when he turned the camera to the car, the director fell silent again.

There is no other reason, they are all sleeping.

But even when they were sleeping, these people still had different looks when they slept.

After hesitating for a while, the director asked the photographer to take a section as a backup.

"You can also sleep for a while." The director said to the cameraman, "It will take an hour or two to reach the destination."

This time, the filming location of Tuan Zong was in Zhanhai, which has a relatively low latitude and dense forests. I heard that there were incidents of black bears hurting people a few years ago, which shows the achievements of local ecological protection.

But it is precisely because of this that when the filming location was first set here, many people actually opposed it. One of the reasons was that it was too dangerous.

But the five people who couldn't hold back and wanted to shoot the group show reached a consensus, and finally reached a consensus under the coordination of each other.

However, for the safety of the shooters, a group of veteran bodyguards were specially invited for this variety show shoot.

As everyone knows, this is actually the purpose of Xia Wenyu's master and disciples. There is actually no need for such a big fight in general variety show shooting.

For this shooting, the program team directly rented an old house. It is said that the old house has a history of more than 100 years, but the local government has not had the money to repair it. When a group of people walked in, they could feel the obvious dilapidation feel.

Looking at the broken doors and windows, Xi Bai couldn't help complaining, "Can people really live here?"

"Of course." The director answered from the side, "In order to make everyone live comfortably, we have already cleaned it in advance."

"Really?" Xi Bai was still skeptical, "You can't lie to us, can you?"

The director was helpless, "What did I lie to you for? Come, come, come with me, and I will show you the room right away."

Xia Wenyu lived in five rooms with five people.

However, when Yu Guiyuan, who was arranged to come with him, arrives, before the director can speak, Yu Guiyuan has already walked into Xia Wenyu's room very automatically and consciously, and even closed the door very smoothly.

director:……

The director took a deep breath, and began to wonder if there was something wrong with the variety show he had received. Why did it not look like a group show, but a love variety show?

This thought reached its peak when he saw Ye Han walking into Huo Xuechuan's room by a familiar way.

The director took out his phone and started sending Lin Qiu a WeChat message, "How do you edit this variety show? After editing it, will I really not be torn apart by their fans?"

Soon, Lin Qiu sent a reply, "Don't worry, as long as Wu Xun and Xi Bai are not together, it doesn't matter."

director:……

Also, in this boy group called STAR, the ones who are really serious about being idols seem to be Wu Xun and Xi Bai.

Xia Wenyu walked around in her room, and was quite satisfied with the room.

Although the paint on the doors and windows is a little peeling, it can be seen that the people who came to clean them are very serious and responsible. Although the furniture is old, it is not dirty.

Yu Guiyuan noticed Xia Wenyu's emotion and asked, "You like it?"

"Yeah." Xia Wenyu nodded emphatically, with some nostalgia in her tone, "It's a bit like my previous residence."

Yu Guiyuan glanced at the furnishings in the room, and nodded thoughtfully.

Babu bed, grand master's chair, desk, carved doors and windows, although there are some more modern facilities, it looks a little uncoordinated, but compared with the completely modern house of the two of them now, this old house is indeed ancient.

Since Xia Wenyu likes...

Yu Guiyuan began to think, should he buy a new one, or build a new one?

However, where to choose is also a question.

After packing up their luggage briefly, they were notified by the director to gather in the yard.

In the courtyard of the old house, there is a wisteria plant, already covered with light purple flowers, and the flower spikes hang down in clusters, like a purple sea pouring down from the top of the head.

The petals that fell to the ground were left unattended, and they were spread in a shallow layer, just like the reflection of the purple sea above the head, reflected in the world.

There are stone tables and benches under the tree, and criss-cross lines are carved on the stone table, drawing a chessboard.

Maybe a hundred years ago, the owner of this old house was just like them, sitting under the wisteria tree, inviting Y three friends to play chess and drink tea, how pleasant it was.

When Xia Wenyu saw the chessboard, she couldn't help but said, "If the second senior brother is here, we must hold hands and talk for a few games before giving up."

Yu Guiyuan said in a low voice, "If you want to go, I will accompany you?"

"Okay!" Xia Wenyu was eager to try, "I haven't played chess for a long time!"

"Play chess?" After hearing these two words, Gu Junzheng also came over and looked at Xia Wenyu, "Xiaoyu, shall we have a game?"

Xia Wenyu looked at Yu Guiyuan in embarrassment, "But I promised Brother Yu before."

"It's okay." Yu Guiyuan said with a smile, "You guys come first."

Gu Junzheng did not know where to find two baskets of chess pieces, and handed the white pieces to Xia Wenyu, "You hold the white pieces first."

Wu Xun snorted, "Isn't it always the black first?"

"Maybe they played the old one?" Xi Bai elbowed Wu Xun, "Ah Xun, can you understand?"

Wu Xun frowned slightly, and Xi Bai immediately patted him on the shoulder when he saw this, "So you don't know how to read it either! Good brother! Be illiterate together!"

However, the next moment, Wu Xun took a step away in disgust, "I can understand, but I just need to think about it."

Xi Bai: ...

Well, I'm the only one who is illiterate.

After the director asked the cameraman to focus on the chess game between Xia Wenyu and Gu Junzheng, he slowly moved to the side of Huo Xuechuan, "Xuechuan, can you understand?"

"nature."

"Then..." the director said with a smile, "Can you explain it for me?"

Director Yu Guiyuan didn't dare to look for him, Ye Han was not familiar with him, and he had heard what Xi Bai and Wu Xun had said, so after all the calculations, only Huo Xuechuan was easier to talk to.

However, what the director didn't expect was that at the end of the commentary, Huo Xuechuan actually quarreled with Ye Han who was next to him over a move...

director:……

This day is over!

Fortunately, Xia Wenyu and Gu Junzheng did what they said, and if they said it was a hand-to-hand conversation, then there was really only one round.

After the two finished, the director immediately said, "Everyone! We are going to play a game now!"

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, the director coughed twice.

"This game is about what you eat tonight. You must take it seriously! Otherwise..." The director coughed and motioned for a few people to look aside, where the ingredients were already piled up, "The person with the lowest score, tonight There is only instant noodles to eat!"

After hearing this, Xia Wenyu went over to Yu Guiyuan's side, "Brother Yu, I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time, and I want to eat them."

director:……

Xi Bai at the side immediately climbed up the pole, "Then we have a deal, Xiaoyu, if you win, I'll exchange instant noodles with you!"

Unexpectedly, the next moment, Xia Wenyu flatly rejected Xi Bai's proposal, "I don't."

"No," Xi Bai became anxious, "Didn't you just say that you want instant noodles?"

"But Brother Yu doesn't like it." Xia Wenyu said naturally, "So, for Brother Yu, I will definitely work hard!"

director:……

Very good, there is a hot spot, and he will definitely ask the editor to cut to CP in the future.

"Director, what exactly is a game?"

The director coughed, "We originally prepared two games and asked you to choose one at random, but now I've changed my mind!"

Crowd:!

"Listen well," the director smiled coldly, "The first game is to guess the name of the movie."

"The rules are very simple. There are three clips in total, and each clip lasts three seconds. You draw randomly, and if you still can't guess the name of the movie after three times, you will lose."

"What? Director, are you trying to trick us on purpose!" Xi Bai couldn't help but wailed, "What can you see in three seconds!"

"What if you deliberately intercept some empty mirrors?" Wu Xun analyzed calmly, "Can't we designate which part it is?"

"Unfortunately," the director said regretfully, but his eyes were full of gloating, "I can't."

"Director, you said that you wanted us to choose one or the other at the beginning, so what is the other game?"

The director smiled and said, "Guess the name of the song."

"Then we have to guess the title of the song!" Several people said in unison.

However, the director calmly pressed the play button as if he couldn't hear it.

Crowd: ...

But I didn't want to. After three seconds, Xia Wenyu immediately said, "Murder."

"Isn't it?" Xi Bai yelled and tried to fish in troubled waters to get the director's computer, but the director slapped his hands off.

Amidst the puzzled or expectant gazes of the crowd, the director looked at Xia Wenyu, "The answer is correct."

However, the director at this time did not know that this was just an opening.

In three seconds, Xia Wenyu continued, ""Falling Blossom Season""

"correct answer."

"The Future is Long"

"correct answer."

""patient"."

"correct answer."

"correct answer."

……

After identifying all ten films prepared by the director in one go, the audience fell silent.

Xi Bai took a deep breath, "Fuck... Xiaoyu, you... why do you know everything!"

Xia Wenyu smiled embarrassedly, "Because they are all movies that Brother Yu acted in."

"No?" The director couldn't help interjecting, they didn't choose the movies randomly, since Yu Guiyuan was here, he would definitely star in them, but there were only three movies.

"But Brother Yu participated in all the other movies." Xia Wenyu said seriously, "He played a supporting role, or had a guest appearance. I've seen them all."

"How many times have you watched it?" The director's voice trembled.

"I only watched most of them once, and I will watch them several times if I like them very much."

"Then, do you remember everything?"

Xia Wenyu nodded, puzzled, "Is it hard to understand?"

The author has something to say: Director: So extraordinary that it makes people speechless.

Fan: For a while, I don’t know whether to eat CP first or envy this amazing memory...

感谢在2021-04-2204:26:00~2021-04-2304:48:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Qiao Ya;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!