The little Taoist became popular after being dressed as a cannon fodder
Chapter 37 Drunkenness
"Are you sure it's the same piece? What if it's similar?"
"Indeed, when this interview came out, there were actually a lot of high-quality imitation jade pendants. Maybe Xiaoyu also bought high-quality imitation jade pendants?"
"Is it really a high-quality imitation jade pendant? But I don't think the texture is very similar. It should be real, right? By the way, this kind of close-fitting jade pendant can't be given casually. In ancient times, it was basically equivalent to a token of love. "
"And this jade pendant should actually be attached to the waist, but Xiaoyu wears it around the neck. Can it be used as a talisman hahaha!"
"Anyway, it doesn't matter whether it's true or false! In a word, Pisces is definitely true!"
"That's right! If it's true, then the big fish and the little fish will exchange tokens, hehehe."
"If not, then it is also deeply rooted in love!"
"Wait a minute, sisters, I found something new, come and take a look at this photo, is it a small fish?"
"It's a bit mushy."
"There's nothing you can do about it. I saw it in a selfie of my old sister. I said it looked familiar, and I suspected it was Xiaoyu."
"Looking at the silhouette, it is indeed Xiaoyu, but why does this dress not fit well?"
Soon, a great god in the circle said, "Let me fix it."
"Thank you Bodhisattva!"
Fei Banqin dragged the photo into PS, but the more the photo was edited, the more wrong she felt.
@Fei Banqin
It's fixed, but I always feel like something is wrong.
"I know what's wrong, look at the comparison of these two pictures."
"The...clothes look the same...won't it be what I thought it would be?"
"Here it comes! I asked about the time when my old sister took the photo, and I deliberately searched out Teacher Yu's itinerary for the day. Guess what! The two of them stayed in the same hotel!"
"I dare not continue to think about it..."
"There's nothing to dare to think about! Maybe they fought too fiercely that day, and Xiao Yu's clothes were torn to pieces, so the big fish gave the little fish his own clothes to wear!"
"But because of the difference in body shape between the two, the clothes that were just right for the big fish will become too big for the little fish!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Boyfriend pretends to be an eternal god!
CP fans are still living and dying online.
The last round of competition at STAR's initial station also came to an end. So far, the six people who will make their debut have been confirmed.
Gu Junzheng, Xia Wenyu, Xi Bai, Huo Xuechuan, Wu Xun, Leng Qiubai.
It was already late at night when we left the studio.
But the few people who had just formed a group were still too excited to sleep.
Xi Bai was the happiest among them, "Why don't we go eat delicious food to celebrate!"
In the past few months, these people have been practicing dance almost besides dancing, and now they are finally allowed to take a day off.
"Anyway, we don't have to get up early tomorrow! Let's find a place to have a big meal!"
Xia Wenyu quickly cheered, "Yes, yes! I want to eat meat!"
"Don't worry! Xiaoyu!" Xi Bai patted Xia Wenyu's shoulder generously, "I'll treat you to this meal, and I will definitely let you eat enough!"
Gu Junzheng originally wanted to persuade, but seeing Xia Wenyu's excited look, he changed it to, "But the nearby restaurants have long been closed."
"It's okay!" Xi Bai patted his chest and smiled, "I've already made an agreement with my dad, he has always reserved a room for us!"
"Your father?" Xia Wenyu was puzzled.
Xi Bai scratched his hair embarrassingly, "I didn't tell you before, but actually my family runs a restaurant. Well, the one called Fulai Restaurant over there is my family's own."
"I can't tell!" Huo Xuechuan couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "Xiaobai, you are actually a rich second generation. Fulai Restaurant is not cheap. Since it is your treat, I must eat enough."
Xi Bai chuckled twice, "Don't worry, the delicious ones are definitely enough!"
Among the six people, the other four agreed, and Wu Xun and Leng Qiubai did not refuse either.
As soon as he entered the restaurant, Xia Wenyu couldn't help closing his eyes, "Xiaobai, has the decoration of your home always been this magnificent?"
Xi Bai coughed, "Actually, I don't think it looks good, but I can't help it. My father likes it. Come on, go to the private room. The decoration style of the private room will be much better."
After several people sat down, the waiter stepped forward and gave each of them a menu.
Xia Wenyu looked at the names of the dishes on the menu, and after looking at them for a while, she moved to Gu Junzheng's side, "Brother Zheng, do you have anything you want to eat?"
Gu Junzheng glanced at him, "Didn't you just say that you want to eat meat?"
"Yes." Xia Wenyu admitted generously, and then pushed his menu to Gu Junzheng, "But I don't know which one is the best."
"It's easy!" Xi Bai grabbed Xia Wenyu's neck and pulled him back, "I'll ask them to serve all the dishes, and you can try them all."
However, what was served earlier than the dishes was the wine that Xi Bai had prepared in advance.
Red wine, white wine, beer...
"I don't know what kind of wine everyone likes to drink, so I asked them to prepare some of each."
Xia Wenyu looked around at the various drinks on the trolley, and finally chose a bottle that looked sweet.
"This one looks delicious."
The orange-yellow wine even has some fruity aroma when it is poured into a goblet.
After Xia Wenyu took a sip, she narrowed her eyes in satisfaction, "The smell of oranges."
"Xi Bai, why don't you drink?"
However, facing Xia Wenyu's invitation, Xi Bai raised his chin, "That kind of wine has too strong juice flavor, I don't like it."
Cursing her lips, Xia Wenyu continued to drink in small sips, waiting for the food to be served.
how...
Although the alcohol content is relatively low, but Xia Wenyu's body in this life does not hold alcohol very well. When he first started drinking, he was fine, except for his blushing, there was nothing unusual.
After Xia Wenyu drank the whole bottle of wine without making a sound, although he still looked the same as in the past, watching him keep pouring wine from the empty bottle into his empty glass, Then when he drank from the empty cup, everyone present knew that he was definitely not lightly drunk.
Gu Junzheng was still restrained, and after drinking a few glasses of wine, he concentrated on eating.
The reason why he realized Xia Wenyu's abnormality was that when Gu Junzheng was serving him some food, Xia Wenyu didn't respond at all.
"Little fish?" Gu Junzheng patted him on the shoulder, "What's wrong with you? Are you drunk?"
After being dull for a while, Xia Wenyu turned his head in a daze, grinned, and smiled foolishly, "Brother Zheng?"
"Little fish?" Gu Junzheng shook his hand in front of Xia Wenyu, "Can you still see me?"
"Yes." Xia Wenyu burped, bringing out a hint of alcohol and orange smell, "Of course!"
Just as Gu Junzheng breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Xia Wenyu continue, "Brother Zheng, you...why are you shaking all the time? And...and there are three?"
"No...it's four...five now!"
Gu Junzheng: ...
He picked up the wine bottle that Xia Wenyu had drunk as fruit juice, the alcohol content was [-]%.
In the eyes of ordinary people, this alcohol concentration is indeed no different from fruit juice.
But who would have thought that Xia Wenyu would be so drunk after drinking?
However, fortunately, although Xia Wenyu's drinking capacity is poor, his wine quality is very good. Even if he is drunk, he just sits obediently, eating whatever others give him, and taking care of him. Not much effort.
However, what everyone didn't expect was that when Xia Wenyu took the people back after dinner, Xia Wenyu suddenly hugged the light box beside him, refusing to leave for life or death.
"Xiaoyu, wake up! This is not Brother Yu! This is just an advertisement shot by Brother Yu!"
Xi Bai tried to pick off Xia Wenyu's fingers, but although Xia Wenyu was drunk, he practiced martial arts since he was a child, so how could Xi Bai be his opponent?
As a result, everyone could only watch Xia Wenyu act like a baby while holding the lamp.
This……
Gu Junzheng rubbed the center of his brows, and sighed helplessly, "It's getting late, you go back first, Xiaoyu is here, I'm enough."
"But..." Xi Bai still seemed a little worried, but after thinking about it, if he hadn't treated guests to dinner, he wouldn't have made such a big oolong now...
Fortunately, there are few pedestrians on the road in the early hours of the morning, so they don't need to worry about being photographed.
Seeing that Xi Bai was still hesitating, Gu Junzheng persuaded, "Xiao Bai, you don't have to blame yourself, you have good intentions, none of us, including me, knew that Xiao Yu's drinking capacity was so bad. It was just an accident. "
"You guys go back first." Gu Junzheng continued to persuade, "It's so late, if someone sees a group of us gathered here, if it is photographed and posted on the Internet for fans to recognize, it will not be very good gone."
No matter what he said, he was able to coax people away, and Gu Junzheng was not in a hurry to remove Xia Wenyu from the advertising light box.
On the advertising light box is a public service advertisement that Yu Guiyuan shot before, which is related to animal protection.
Xia Wenyu was still drunk, seeing no one was coming to pull him, he was finally willing to stretch out a hand, and began to follow the screen where Yu Guiyuan appeared on the screen, poking, poking, poking, I will poke again!
However, the alcohol paralyzed his nerves and made his movements sluggish, so that he couldn't keep up with the speed in the video when he poked "people".
In the beginning, Xia Wenyu was still a little persistent, but after a long time, his arms became sore even when he kept raising them. The corners of Xia Wenyu's mouth turned downward, and the action of poking the light box became harder, and he was still muttering. What.
Gu Junzheng listened carefully for a while, and could only distinguish a few words, bullying and the like, which sounded extremely aggrieved.
The more he listened, the more he found it funny. Seeing that Xia Wenyu was getting more and more irritable, he was about to take the opportunity to coax people away, but before he could speak, another person jumped ahead of him.
"Teacher Yu?" Gu Junzheng's eyes flickered, "Why do you..."
"When I went back, I met Xi Bai and the others." Yu Guiyuan explained briefly, "He told me that you and Xiaoyu are still here, I am worried, so I came over to have a look."
After explaining to Gu Junzheng, Yu Guiyuan turned his head and caught Xia Wenyu's increasingly irritable "poking poking poking".
"Xiaoyu, it's me." Yu Guiyuan lowered his eyes and said warmly.
Xia Wenyu was annoyed because someone was hindering her movements, when she suddenly heard a familiar voice, and her desperate "poking" movement stopped hesitantly.
He turned his head suspiciously, looked at Yu Guiyuan, and then at the advertisement on the light box.
"Yu...brother?"
Hearing Xia Wenyu's dull voice, Yu Guiyuan's tone became more gentle, "Well, it's me."
However, in this way, Xia Wenyu, who was still drunk, suddenly became confused.
He looked at Yu Guiyuan, and then at Yu Guiyuan in the light box, the bewilderment on his face became more and more serious.
Which one is his Brother Yu?
Xia Wenyu didn't move, Yu Guiyuan stood aside and waited patiently.
After a long time, Xia Wenyu finally raised his hand and carefully poked Yu Guiyuan's cheek, "Brother Yu?"
"It's me." Yu Guiyuan grabbed Xia Wenyu's hand that he wanted to withdraw, and pressed it on his cheek.
"It's me." He repeated it again, resisting the urge to turn his face and kiss Xia Wenyu's palm, after all, Gu Junzheng was still watching.
He just put Xia Wenyu's palm on his cheek, squinted his eyes, and felt the warmth of the other's palm, "Did you feel it? Xiaoyu, I'm here."
"Hmm..." Xia Wenyu's eyes were still confused, after hesitating for a while, he also raised his other hand, and tentatively pressed it on Yu Guiyuan's other cheek.
Yu Guiyuan didn't move, and let Xia Wenyu's claws grope all over his face.
Suddenly, as if he touched something, Xia Wenyu's movements suddenly stopped.
He pinched the cufflinks on Yu Guiyuan's wrist and murmured, "A gift."
"Yes." Yu Guiyuan coaxed in a low voice, "This is a gift from you, remember?"
do you remember?
of course I remember.
Xia Wenyu stared at the cuff button for a while, then suddenly leaned over and bit the cuff button with her teeth.
Yu Guiyuan:? ? ? ? ?
In the next moment, there was a sound of "click, click, click", and the cuff button on Yu Guiyuan's right hand was bitten into pieces by Xia Wenyu and eaten into his stomach.
"Hmm..." The spirit stone was crushed, and the spiritual energy imprisoned in the spirit stone gushed out, and in Xia Wenyu's body, it traveled along the meridians, gradually decomposing the original alcohol.
Xia Wenyu's originally chaotic consciousness gradually recovered.
The feeling of being drunk is very uncomfortable. Although the alcohol in Xia Wenyu's body has been decomposed, the aftereffects of drunkenness are still there.
"Hiss—" Xia Wenyu covered her head, "My head hurts...this is...what's wrong with me?"
Knocking on his head, Xia Wenyu raised his head enduring the pain, and immediately got two pairs of shocked eyes.
"Brother Yu...?" Xia Wenyu said blankly, "You...why are you looking at me like that?"
After finishing speaking, Xia Wenyu raised her hand and touched her cheek, "Is there something dirty on my face?"
"No..." Yu Guiyuan swallowed, "Xiaoyu, do you know what you did just now?"
"What did I...?" Xia Wenyu felt that the atmosphere was a little weird, "Brother Yu?"
"Just now..." Yu Guiyuan looked at Xia Wenyu with an extremely complicated expression, "You chewed the cufflinks you gave me and swallowed them into your stomach."
Xia Wenyu:? ? ? ? ?
At this time, Xia Wenyu felt that his mind was full of question marks, "Brother Yu, what are you kidding?"
"He's not joking!"
After the shock, Gu Junzheng stepped forward and grabbed Xia Wenyu's shoulder, speaking anxiously, "How do you feel now? Does your throat hurt? Has your esophagus been scratched?"
"It's... not bad." After Xia Wenyu replied, he realized in a daze that just now... did he really chew and eat the cufflinks he gave Yu Guiyuan?
"Let's go to the hospital now!" Gu Junzheng immediately took out his mobile phone and started calling 120.
"Wait a minute!" Xia Wenyu, who came back to his senses, immediately snatched Gu Junzheng's cell phone, "Brother Zheng, don't worry, I'm really fine!"
"You chewed up the cufflinks and swallowed them into your stomach, how could I not be in a hurry!" Gu Junzheng was almost dying of anxiety.
He thought of the children who accidentally swallowed foreign objects he had seen in the news, and he was angry and anxious, "Say, you are such an old man, how can you still do such a thing!"
"Brother Zheng! Listen to me!" Xia Wenyu quickly pulled Gu Junzheng back, "Don't worry, I'm really fine! Besides, if I hadn't swallowed the spirit stone just now, I wouldn't be sober. quick."
"Spirit...stone?"
After hearing this name, Gu Junzheng's body stopped suddenly, and several pictures immediately appeared in his mind.
It seemed to be a continuous mountain range with verdant vegetation, and occasionally a young man flying with a sword flew by in midair.
Occasionally, a few who are not good at learning skills will even fall from the air and be caught by the cranes who rush over in time.
Gu Jun was standing where he was, his eyes had lost focus.
Xia Wenyu held the opponent's arm worriedly, "Brother Zheng?"
"Brother Zheng, what's the matter with you?"
Seeing that Gu Junzheng still didn't respond, Xia Wenyu was anxious, and blurted out for a while, "Little uncle, what's wrong with you, please don't scare me!"
However, as soon as the little master uncle uttered this sentence, Gu Junzheng grasped Xia Wenyu's arm tightly for an instant.
His grip became tighter and tighter, and Xia Wenyu could even feel the speed at which the other party was gradually exerting force.
Even if he didn't roll up his sleeves, Xia Wenyu could be sure that the place where he was held by Gu Junzheng must have turned red.
"Little... uncle?"
This title seemed to evoke some memories of Gu Junzheng.
But without waiting for Xia Wenyu to be happy, Gu Junzheng's body trembled, and his whole body collapsed instantly. If it wasn't for Xia Wenyu and Yu Guiyuan's support, he would have already spread into a ball on the ground.
The moment Gu Junzheng fainted, Xia Wenyu hugged him helplessly, "Brother Yu, what should I do?!"
Yu Guiyuan didn't hesitate much, "I'll go and drive the car over here, and send him to the hospital right now!"
"Ok!"
hospital.
After sending Gu Junzheng into the emergency room, Xia Wenyu stared blankly at the red light on the top of the door. After a while, he seemed to be cold, and hugged his arms, "Brother Yu..."
"I'm here." Yu Guiyuan walked in front of Xia Wenyu, stretched out his long arms, and gently hugged Xia Wenyu into his arms, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."
Xia Wenyu's chin rested on Yu Guiyuan's shoulder, and the warmth of the other's palm came from the back of his head.
He slowly closed his eyes, slowly raised his hands, and finally landed on Yu Guiyuan's back, slowly tightening them.
Xia Wenyu's wide-open eyes were filled with confusion, "Brother Yu, did I do something wrong?"
"You're not wrong." Yu Guiyuan pressed one hand on the back of Xia Wenyu's neck, and gently patted his back with the other, "Xiaoyu, if you just care about it, you'll be in chaos. Trust me, your Little Martial Uncle, it's just that he was too stimulated for a while, so he passed out."
"yes?"
"of course."
After hearing Yu Guiyuan's assurance, Xia Wenyu's mood finally stabilized.
After recovering, Xia Wenyu realized how inappropriate his fragility just now was. If Yu Guiyuan wasn't there, wouldn't his little uncle...
Thinking of this, Xia Wenyu pushed Yu Guiyuan away with both hands.
Facing Yu Guiyuan's doubtful and hurt eyes, Xia Wenyu subconsciously turned her head and looked at the bench beside her, "Thank you, Brother Yu."
Yu Guiyuan also knew the truth that too much is too late. He stepped forward and gently held Xia Wenyu's wrist. Seeing that the other party didn't dodge, he put his mobile phone into his hand, "Little fish, little uncle If something goes wrong, no matter what, you should inform Master."
"Yes... yes." Xia Wenyu was in a daze, "Yes, I should tell Master."
He opened Yu Guiyuan's phone and saw the password lock on the phone interface. He just raised his head when he heard Yu Guiyuan say, "The password is 0314."
Xia Wenyu didn't think much, and went straight to the address book after entering the password.
After opening the address book, Xia Wenyu paused slightly when he saw the name on the top.
0 small fish
Xia Wenyu was very familiar with the string of numbers that followed, and it was his cell phone number.
Pursing her lips, Xia Wenyu didn't say much. She searched Fang Qingyi's name, but found nothing.
He raised his head, "Brother Yu, there is no master's phone number in your phone's address book."
As if thinking of something, Yu Guiyuan quickly took the phone from Xia Wenyu, "I'll find it for you."
"Oh." Xia Wenyu nodded obediently.
Yu Guiyuan coughed uncomfortably, walked a few steps away, and then entered a few words on the search interface—Wang Mu Niang Niang.
After searching, he immediately changed the note name to Master Fang Qingyi.
"It's this." After changing, Yu Guiyuan handed the phone to Xia Wenyu.
Xia Wenyu took the phone, didn't think much about it, and called her master directly.
"Boom-boom-boom-"
On the phone, a familiar notification sounded in his ears. Xia Wenyu held the phone with both hands, and murmured silently in his heart, "Master, answer the phone quickly! Answer it quickly!"
However, after the phone rang for ten seconds, it was hung up directly.
A mechanical and familiar female voice sounded next to my ear, "Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please try again later."
Xia Wenyu:? ? ? ? ?
Looking at the phone interface that automatically ended the call, Xia Wenyu was bewildered.
Yu Guiyuan clenched his fist, pressed it to his lips, and coughed lightly, "Xiaoyu, why don't you try hitting again."
Xia Wenyu pressed the second call, this time it only rang for a second before the call was hung up.
Xia Wenyu: ...
He bit his lip, "Master is too much!"
Yu Guiyuan stood aside, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he didn't say anything.
The author has something to say: Yu Guiyuan: Sooner or later, he will find his place again.
Today, I finished writing the update before twelve o'clock!I hope to be able to update before twelve o'clock every day in the future!
"Indeed, when this interview came out, there were actually a lot of high-quality imitation jade pendants. Maybe Xiaoyu also bought high-quality imitation jade pendants?"
"Is it really a high-quality imitation jade pendant? But I don't think the texture is very similar. It should be real, right? By the way, this kind of close-fitting jade pendant can't be given casually. In ancient times, it was basically equivalent to a token of love. "
"And this jade pendant should actually be attached to the waist, but Xiaoyu wears it around the neck. Can it be used as a talisman hahaha!"
"Anyway, it doesn't matter whether it's true or false! In a word, Pisces is definitely true!"
"That's right! If it's true, then the big fish and the little fish will exchange tokens, hehehe."
"If not, then it is also deeply rooted in love!"
"Wait a minute, sisters, I found something new, come and take a look at this photo, is it a small fish?"
"It's a bit mushy."
"There's nothing you can do about it. I saw it in a selfie of my old sister. I said it looked familiar, and I suspected it was Xiaoyu."
"Looking at the silhouette, it is indeed Xiaoyu, but why does this dress not fit well?"
Soon, a great god in the circle said, "Let me fix it."
"Thank you Bodhisattva!"
Fei Banqin dragged the photo into PS, but the more the photo was edited, the more wrong she felt.
@Fei Banqin
It's fixed, but I always feel like something is wrong.
"I know what's wrong, look at the comparison of these two pictures."
"The...clothes look the same...won't it be what I thought it would be?"
"Here it comes! I asked about the time when my old sister took the photo, and I deliberately searched out Teacher Yu's itinerary for the day. Guess what! The two of them stayed in the same hotel!"
"I dare not continue to think about it..."
"There's nothing to dare to think about! Maybe they fought too fiercely that day, and Xiao Yu's clothes were torn to pieces, so the big fish gave the little fish his own clothes to wear!"
"But because of the difference in body shape between the two, the clothes that were just right for the big fish will become too big for the little fish!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Boyfriend pretends to be an eternal god!
CP fans are still living and dying online.
The last round of competition at STAR's initial station also came to an end. So far, the six people who will make their debut have been confirmed.
Gu Junzheng, Xia Wenyu, Xi Bai, Huo Xuechuan, Wu Xun, Leng Qiubai.
It was already late at night when we left the studio.
But the few people who had just formed a group were still too excited to sleep.
Xi Bai was the happiest among them, "Why don't we go eat delicious food to celebrate!"
In the past few months, these people have been practicing dance almost besides dancing, and now they are finally allowed to take a day off.
"Anyway, we don't have to get up early tomorrow! Let's find a place to have a big meal!"
Xia Wenyu quickly cheered, "Yes, yes! I want to eat meat!"
"Don't worry! Xiaoyu!" Xi Bai patted Xia Wenyu's shoulder generously, "I'll treat you to this meal, and I will definitely let you eat enough!"
Gu Junzheng originally wanted to persuade, but seeing Xia Wenyu's excited look, he changed it to, "But the nearby restaurants have long been closed."
"It's okay!" Xi Bai patted his chest and smiled, "I've already made an agreement with my dad, he has always reserved a room for us!"
"Your father?" Xia Wenyu was puzzled.
Xi Bai scratched his hair embarrassingly, "I didn't tell you before, but actually my family runs a restaurant. Well, the one called Fulai Restaurant over there is my family's own."
"I can't tell!" Huo Xuechuan couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "Xiaobai, you are actually a rich second generation. Fulai Restaurant is not cheap. Since it is your treat, I must eat enough."
Xi Bai chuckled twice, "Don't worry, the delicious ones are definitely enough!"
Among the six people, the other four agreed, and Wu Xun and Leng Qiubai did not refuse either.
As soon as he entered the restaurant, Xia Wenyu couldn't help closing his eyes, "Xiaobai, has the decoration of your home always been this magnificent?"
Xi Bai coughed, "Actually, I don't think it looks good, but I can't help it. My father likes it. Come on, go to the private room. The decoration style of the private room will be much better."
After several people sat down, the waiter stepped forward and gave each of them a menu.
Xia Wenyu looked at the names of the dishes on the menu, and after looking at them for a while, she moved to Gu Junzheng's side, "Brother Zheng, do you have anything you want to eat?"
Gu Junzheng glanced at him, "Didn't you just say that you want to eat meat?"
"Yes." Xia Wenyu admitted generously, and then pushed his menu to Gu Junzheng, "But I don't know which one is the best."
"It's easy!" Xi Bai grabbed Xia Wenyu's neck and pulled him back, "I'll ask them to serve all the dishes, and you can try them all."
However, what was served earlier than the dishes was the wine that Xi Bai had prepared in advance.
Red wine, white wine, beer...
"I don't know what kind of wine everyone likes to drink, so I asked them to prepare some of each."
Xia Wenyu looked around at the various drinks on the trolley, and finally chose a bottle that looked sweet.
"This one looks delicious."
The orange-yellow wine even has some fruity aroma when it is poured into a goblet.
After Xia Wenyu took a sip, she narrowed her eyes in satisfaction, "The smell of oranges."
"Xi Bai, why don't you drink?"
However, facing Xia Wenyu's invitation, Xi Bai raised his chin, "That kind of wine has too strong juice flavor, I don't like it."
Cursing her lips, Xia Wenyu continued to drink in small sips, waiting for the food to be served.
how...
Although the alcohol content is relatively low, but Xia Wenyu's body in this life does not hold alcohol very well. When he first started drinking, he was fine, except for his blushing, there was nothing unusual.
After Xia Wenyu drank the whole bottle of wine without making a sound, although he still looked the same as in the past, watching him keep pouring wine from the empty bottle into his empty glass, Then when he drank from the empty cup, everyone present knew that he was definitely not lightly drunk.
Gu Junzheng was still restrained, and after drinking a few glasses of wine, he concentrated on eating.
The reason why he realized Xia Wenyu's abnormality was that when Gu Junzheng was serving him some food, Xia Wenyu didn't respond at all.
"Little fish?" Gu Junzheng patted him on the shoulder, "What's wrong with you? Are you drunk?"
After being dull for a while, Xia Wenyu turned his head in a daze, grinned, and smiled foolishly, "Brother Zheng?"
"Little fish?" Gu Junzheng shook his hand in front of Xia Wenyu, "Can you still see me?"
"Yes." Xia Wenyu burped, bringing out a hint of alcohol and orange smell, "Of course!"
Just as Gu Junzheng breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Xia Wenyu continue, "Brother Zheng, you...why are you shaking all the time? And...and there are three?"
"No...it's four...five now!"
Gu Junzheng: ...
He picked up the wine bottle that Xia Wenyu had drunk as fruit juice, the alcohol content was [-]%.
In the eyes of ordinary people, this alcohol concentration is indeed no different from fruit juice.
But who would have thought that Xia Wenyu would be so drunk after drinking?
However, fortunately, although Xia Wenyu's drinking capacity is poor, his wine quality is very good. Even if he is drunk, he just sits obediently, eating whatever others give him, and taking care of him. Not much effort.
However, what everyone didn't expect was that when Xia Wenyu took the people back after dinner, Xia Wenyu suddenly hugged the light box beside him, refusing to leave for life or death.
"Xiaoyu, wake up! This is not Brother Yu! This is just an advertisement shot by Brother Yu!"
Xi Bai tried to pick off Xia Wenyu's fingers, but although Xia Wenyu was drunk, he practiced martial arts since he was a child, so how could Xi Bai be his opponent?
As a result, everyone could only watch Xia Wenyu act like a baby while holding the lamp.
This……
Gu Junzheng rubbed the center of his brows, and sighed helplessly, "It's getting late, you go back first, Xiaoyu is here, I'm enough."
"But..." Xi Bai still seemed a little worried, but after thinking about it, if he hadn't treated guests to dinner, he wouldn't have made such a big oolong now...
Fortunately, there are few pedestrians on the road in the early hours of the morning, so they don't need to worry about being photographed.
Seeing that Xi Bai was still hesitating, Gu Junzheng persuaded, "Xiao Bai, you don't have to blame yourself, you have good intentions, none of us, including me, knew that Xiao Yu's drinking capacity was so bad. It was just an accident. "
"You guys go back first." Gu Junzheng continued to persuade, "It's so late, if someone sees a group of us gathered here, if it is photographed and posted on the Internet for fans to recognize, it will not be very good gone."
No matter what he said, he was able to coax people away, and Gu Junzheng was not in a hurry to remove Xia Wenyu from the advertising light box.
On the advertising light box is a public service advertisement that Yu Guiyuan shot before, which is related to animal protection.
Xia Wenyu was still drunk, seeing no one was coming to pull him, he was finally willing to stretch out a hand, and began to follow the screen where Yu Guiyuan appeared on the screen, poking, poking, poking, I will poke again!
However, the alcohol paralyzed his nerves and made his movements sluggish, so that he couldn't keep up with the speed in the video when he poked "people".
In the beginning, Xia Wenyu was still a little persistent, but after a long time, his arms became sore even when he kept raising them. The corners of Xia Wenyu's mouth turned downward, and the action of poking the light box became harder, and he was still muttering. What.
Gu Junzheng listened carefully for a while, and could only distinguish a few words, bullying and the like, which sounded extremely aggrieved.
The more he listened, the more he found it funny. Seeing that Xia Wenyu was getting more and more irritable, he was about to take the opportunity to coax people away, but before he could speak, another person jumped ahead of him.
"Teacher Yu?" Gu Junzheng's eyes flickered, "Why do you..."
"When I went back, I met Xi Bai and the others." Yu Guiyuan explained briefly, "He told me that you and Xiaoyu are still here, I am worried, so I came over to have a look."
After explaining to Gu Junzheng, Yu Guiyuan turned his head and caught Xia Wenyu's increasingly irritable "poking poking poking".
"Xiaoyu, it's me." Yu Guiyuan lowered his eyes and said warmly.
Xia Wenyu was annoyed because someone was hindering her movements, when she suddenly heard a familiar voice, and her desperate "poking" movement stopped hesitantly.
He turned his head suspiciously, looked at Yu Guiyuan, and then at the advertisement on the light box.
"Yu...brother?"
Hearing Xia Wenyu's dull voice, Yu Guiyuan's tone became more gentle, "Well, it's me."
However, in this way, Xia Wenyu, who was still drunk, suddenly became confused.
He looked at Yu Guiyuan, and then at Yu Guiyuan in the light box, the bewilderment on his face became more and more serious.
Which one is his Brother Yu?
Xia Wenyu didn't move, Yu Guiyuan stood aside and waited patiently.
After a long time, Xia Wenyu finally raised his hand and carefully poked Yu Guiyuan's cheek, "Brother Yu?"
"It's me." Yu Guiyuan grabbed Xia Wenyu's hand that he wanted to withdraw, and pressed it on his cheek.
"It's me." He repeated it again, resisting the urge to turn his face and kiss Xia Wenyu's palm, after all, Gu Junzheng was still watching.
He just put Xia Wenyu's palm on his cheek, squinted his eyes, and felt the warmth of the other's palm, "Did you feel it? Xiaoyu, I'm here."
"Hmm..." Xia Wenyu's eyes were still confused, after hesitating for a while, he also raised his other hand, and tentatively pressed it on Yu Guiyuan's other cheek.
Yu Guiyuan didn't move, and let Xia Wenyu's claws grope all over his face.
Suddenly, as if he touched something, Xia Wenyu's movements suddenly stopped.
He pinched the cufflinks on Yu Guiyuan's wrist and murmured, "A gift."
"Yes." Yu Guiyuan coaxed in a low voice, "This is a gift from you, remember?"
do you remember?
of course I remember.
Xia Wenyu stared at the cuff button for a while, then suddenly leaned over and bit the cuff button with her teeth.
Yu Guiyuan:? ? ? ? ?
In the next moment, there was a sound of "click, click, click", and the cuff button on Yu Guiyuan's right hand was bitten into pieces by Xia Wenyu and eaten into his stomach.
"Hmm..." The spirit stone was crushed, and the spiritual energy imprisoned in the spirit stone gushed out, and in Xia Wenyu's body, it traveled along the meridians, gradually decomposing the original alcohol.
Xia Wenyu's originally chaotic consciousness gradually recovered.
The feeling of being drunk is very uncomfortable. Although the alcohol in Xia Wenyu's body has been decomposed, the aftereffects of drunkenness are still there.
"Hiss—" Xia Wenyu covered her head, "My head hurts...this is...what's wrong with me?"
Knocking on his head, Xia Wenyu raised his head enduring the pain, and immediately got two pairs of shocked eyes.
"Brother Yu...?" Xia Wenyu said blankly, "You...why are you looking at me like that?"
After finishing speaking, Xia Wenyu raised her hand and touched her cheek, "Is there something dirty on my face?"
"No..." Yu Guiyuan swallowed, "Xiaoyu, do you know what you did just now?"
"What did I...?" Xia Wenyu felt that the atmosphere was a little weird, "Brother Yu?"
"Just now..." Yu Guiyuan looked at Xia Wenyu with an extremely complicated expression, "You chewed the cufflinks you gave me and swallowed them into your stomach."
Xia Wenyu:? ? ? ? ?
At this time, Xia Wenyu felt that his mind was full of question marks, "Brother Yu, what are you kidding?"
"He's not joking!"
After the shock, Gu Junzheng stepped forward and grabbed Xia Wenyu's shoulder, speaking anxiously, "How do you feel now? Does your throat hurt? Has your esophagus been scratched?"
"It's... not bad." After Xia Wenyu replied, he realized in a daze that just now... did he really chew and eat the cufflinks he gave Yu Guiyuan?
"Let's go to the hospital now!" Gu Junzheng immediately took out his mobile phone and started calling 120.
"Wait a minute!" Xia Wenyu, who came back to his senses, immediately snatched Gu Junzheng's cell phone, "Brother Zheng, don't worry, I'm really fine!"
"You chewed up the cufflinks and swallowed them into your stomach, how could I not be in a hurry!" Gu Junzheng was almost dying of anxiety.
He thought of the children who accidentally swallowed foreign objects he had seen in the news, and he was angry and anxious, "Say, you are such an old man, how can you still do such a thing!"
"Brother Zheng! Listen to me!" Xia Wenyu quickly pulled Gu Junzheng back, "Don't worry, I'm really fine! Besides, if I hadn't swallowed the spirit stone just now, I wouldn't be sober. quick."
"Spirit...stone?"
After hearing this name, Gu Junzheng's body stopped suddenly, and several pictures immediately appeared in his mind.
It seemed to be a continuous mountain range with verdant vegetation, and occasionally a young man flying with a sword flew by in midair.
Occasionally, a few who are not good at learning skills will even fall from the air and be caught by the cranes who rush over in time.
Gu Jun was standing where he was, his eyes had lost focus.
Xia Wenyu held the opponent's arm worriedly, "Brother Zheng?"
"Brother Zheng, what's the matter with you?"
Seeing that Gu Junzheng still didn't respond, Xia Wenyu was anxious, and blurted out for a while, "Little uncle, what's wrong with you, please don't scare me!"
However, as soon as the little master uncle uttered this sentence, Gu Junzheng grasped Xia Wenyu's arm tightly for an instant.
His grip became tighter and tighter, and Xia Wenyu could even feel the speed at which the other party was gradually exerting force.
Even if he didn't roll up his sleeves, Xia Wenyu could be sure that the place where he was held by Gu Junzheng must have turned red.
"Little... uncle?"
This title seemed to evoke some memories of Gu Junzheng.
But without waiting for Xia Wenyu to be happy, Gu Junzheng's body trembled, and his whole body collapsed instantly. If it wasn't for Xia Wenyu and Yu Guiyuan's support, he would have already spread into a ball on the ground.
The moment Gu Junzheng fainted, Xia Wenyu hugged him helplessly, "Brother Yu, what should I do?!"
Yu Guiyuan didn't hesitate much, "I'll go and drive the car over here, and send him to the hospital right now!"
"Ok!"
hospital.
After sending Gu Junzheng into the emergency room, Xia Wenyu stared blankly at the red light on the top of the door. After a while, he seemed to be cold, and hugged his arms, "Brother Yu..."
"I'm here." Yu Guiyuan walked in front of Xia Wenyu, stretched out his long arms, and gently hugged Xia Wenyu into his arms, "Don't worry, nothing will happen."
Xia Wenyu's chin rested on Yu Guiyuan's shoulder, and the warmth of the other's palm came from the back of his head.
He slowly closed his eyes, slowly raised his hands, and finally landed on Yu Guiyuan's back, slowly tightening them.
Xia Wenyu's wide-open eyes were filled with confusion, "Brother Yu, did I do something wrong?"
"You're not wrong." Yu Guiyuan pressed one hand on the back of Xia Wenyu's neck, and gently patted his back with the other, "Xiaoyu, if you just care about it, you'll be in chaos. Trust me, your Little Martial Uncle, it's just that he was too stimulated for a while, so he passed out."
"yes?"
"of course."
After hearing Yu Guiyuan's assurance, Xia Wenyu's mood finally stabilized.
After recovering, Xia Wenyu realized how inappropriate his fragility just now was. If Yu Guiyuan wasn't there, wouldn't his little uncle...
Thinking of this, Xia Wenyu pushed Yu Guiyuan away with both hands.
Facing Yu Guiyuan's doubtful and hurt eyes, Xia Wenyu subconsciously turned her head and looked at the bench beside her, "Thank you, Brother Yu."
Yu Guiyuan also knew the truth that too much is too late. He stepped forward and gently held Xia Wenyu's wrist. Seeing that the other party didn't dodge, he put his mobile phone into his hand, "Little fish, little uncle If something goes wrong, no matter what, you should inform Master."
"Yes... yes." Xia Wenyu was in a daze, "Yes, I should tell Master."
He opened Yu Guiyuan's phone and saw the password lock on the phone interface. He just raised his head when he heard Yu Guiyuan say, "The password is 0314."
Xia Wenyu didn't think much, and went straight to the address book after entering the password.
After opening the address book, Xia Wenyu paused slightly when he saw the name on the top.
0 small fish
Xia Wenyu was very familiar with the string of numbers that followed, and it was his cell phone number.
Pursing her lips, Xia Wenyu didn't say much. She searched Fang Qingyi's name, but found nothing.
He raised his head, "Brother Yu, there is no master's phone number in your phone's address book."
As if thinking of something, Yu Guiyuan quickly took the phone from Xia Wenyu, "I'll find it for you."
"Oh." Xia Wenyu nodded obediently.
Yu Guiyuan coughed uncomfortably, walked a few steps away, and then entered a few words on the search interface—Wang Mu Niang Niang.
After searching, he immediately changed the note name to Master Fang Qingyi.
"It's this." After changing, Yu Guiyuan handed the phone to Xia Wenyu.
Xia Wenyu took the phone, didn't think much about it, and called her master directly.
"Boom-boom-boom-"
On the phone, a familiar notification sounded in his ears. Xia Wenyu held the phone with both hands, and murmured silently in his heart, "Master, answer the phone quickly! Answer it quickly!"
However, after the phone rang for ten seconds, it was hung up directly.
A mechanical and familiar female voice sounded next to my ear, "Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please try again later."
Xia Wenyu:? ? ? ? ?
Looking at the phone interface that automatically ended the call, Xia Wenyu was bewildered.
Yu Guiyuan clenched his fist, pressed it to his lips, and coughed lightly, "Xiaoyu, why don't you try hitting again."
Xia Wenyu pressed the second call, this time it only rang for a second before the call was hung up.
Xia Wenyu: ...
He bit his lip, "Master is too much!"
Yu Guiyuan stood aside, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he didn't say anything.
The author has something to say: Yu Guiyuan: Sooner or later, he will find his place again.
Today, I finished writing the update before twelve o'clock!I hope to be able to update before twelve o'clock every day in the future!
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