The little Taoist became popular after being dressed as a cannon fodder

Sitting in the bathtub, Xia Wenyu felt a little dazed.

Didn't you say let yourself take a shower?So... what about water?

"Forget it." Xia Wenyu leaned back against the bathtub wall and closed his eyes.

Everything that happened just now, when I think about it now, is indeed quite strange.

He suspected that he had been hit by the technique of leaving the soul and bumped into the body in front of him by mistake.

Thinking of this, Xia Wenyu immediately pinched a trick with his fingers, preparing to call in the soul of the original owner of this body for questioning.

only……

"Nothing?" Xia Wenyu frowned slightly, "How could this be?"

The time since I came to this body is not long. In such a short time, the soul of the original owner of this body will not enter reincarnation so quickly.

There is only one reason for this situation to occur. The original owner of this body has lost his mind for some reason.

Letting out a breath, Xia Wenyu closed his eyes.

He carefully recalled everything that happened after he came here, and gradually drew a rough outline in his heart.

If the man hadn't lied, the timeline would probably be that the original owner of my body had an unruly intention towards that man, but lost his soul inexplicably when he acted, and at the same time, for some reason, he entered this body .

"Could it be..." Xia Wenyu guessed, "This is where I practiced this time?"

Xia Wenyu used to hear his senior brother talk about how the mortal world is prosperous and how the world of mortals can lead people to fall. Before the experience, he was prepared for this, but...

Looking down at the clothes on her body, Xia Wenyu still couldn't help blushing, this was...too much.

Rubbing her cheeks, Xia Wenyu tried to dissipate the heat on her face, but it didn't work at all.

He carefully looked at this room called the bathroom. Hearing the name, it should be used for bathing, but where is the water?How to bathe without water?

He wanted to ask the man, but when he remembered the speculation just now, he felt unable to speak. After hesitating for a while, Xia Wenyu decided to rely on himself.

He poked left and right in the bathroom, fiddled with it for a long time, and turned on the faucet without a teacher.

Looking at the faucet that was bubbling water, Xia Wenyu knelt in the bathtub curiously, unscrewed the faucet, turned it off, unscrewed it, turned it off again, and played around like a child for a while before giving up, " This thing is miraculous.”

Looking at the pipe connected to the faucet, Xia Wenyu restrained his desire to get to the bottom of it. Xia Wenyu couldn't do such a thing as demolishing the house without the other party's permission.

After washing herself, Xia Wenyu pondered for a while with the jumper and trousers, and put on the familiar trousers first.

As for the pullover, Xia Wenyu had never worn this style of clothing before, so he was a little at a loss for a while, but fortunately, he put it on correctly after trying it a few times.

Finally, Xia Wenyu stood in front of the mirror and looked at the figure reflected in the mirror.

The face is round, the black eyes are bright, there is a little baby fat on the face, the skin on the cheeks has a healthy blush, the lips seem to be painted with red glaze, the wet and soft hair is scattered randomly on the forehead, a little messy, making him The whole face looks smaller.

Xia Wenyu raised his hand and stroked his short hair. Although it was still his own face, "Sure enough, I'm still not used to it..."

"Brother Yu." On the other end of the phone, the assistant Xiao Hong's voice was a little embarrassed, "It's already midnight, and all the nearby shopping malls are closed, why don't you let him wear mine first? I should be about the same size as him."

After hearing Xiaohong's words, Yu Guiyuan didn't say anything more, and asked him to come back as soon as possible.

Xiaohong misunderstood Yu Guiyuan's meaning, thinking that he couldn't wait, so she trotted back immediately.

Just as Yu Guiyuan hung up the phone, there was a sound of opening the bathroom door.

Turning around, just in time to see Xia Wenyu coming out of the bathroom.

Although Yu Guiyuan has tried his best to find clothes that fit well, but the difference in stature between the two of them is too large. The clothes that fit Yu Guiyuan's body are changed to Xia Wenyu's body, which makes him look a little loose Casual style.

The jacket was okay, but the trousers were a bit long for Xia Wenyu, and when walking, one foot was deep and the other was shallow.

Yu Guiyuan frowned and looked at it for a while, but finally couldn't bear it any longer, "Can't you roll up your pants?"

"How?" Xia Wenyu asked in a daze. It was already a struggle for him to put on modern clothes.

Yu Guiyuan's brows were almost congealed into a word "Chuan", and seeing Xia Wenyu stepped on him again, almost kneeling directly in front of him, he finally couldn't help but rolled up his sleeves and walked over, pushing him onto the chair and sitting down.

Then, he knelt down on one knee, grabbed Xia Wenyu's ankle and placed it on his knee, and skillfully rolled up his trousers until his pair of thin white ankles were exposed.

The assistant Xiao Hong swallowed, and suddenly felt that the change of clothes she had hurriedly found just now was superfluous.

But what surprised Xiaohong even more was, didn't their Brother Yu have a cleanliness habit?

Not only put my clothes on for that person, but also rolled up his trousers with my own hands!

Xiaohong's face looked like he had seen a ghost. Brother Yu must be possessed by a ghost, right?

This is definitely not the Brother Yu he knew!

Yu Guiyuan's gaze stayed on Xia Wenyu's ankle for a while before moving away, "Okay."

Xia Wenyu's foot still stepped on Yu Guiyuan's knee and did not move away, but instead passed her hand over.

Yu Guiyuan:?

Xia Wenyu said embarrassedly, "Could you help me roll up your sleeves?" After speaking, he said distressedly, "I tried it just now, but I can't do it with one hand."

Yu Guiyuan glanced at him, "Are you a fool?"

That's what he said, but Yu Guiyuan still stretched out his hand to help Xia Wenyu roll up his sleeves.

Xia Wenyu stepped on the carpet with her fair and delicate feet, and then stretched out her hand, "It feels much more convenient now."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Yu Guiyuan seriously, "Thank you, you are a good person."

Yu Guiyuan: ...

He withdrew his gaze, "If there are too many good person cards, they won't be worth much."

"Good person card?" Xia Wenyu obviously didn't know the meaning of the word, but this didn't prevent him from guessing something from Yu Guiyuan's tone. It seems that the meaning of the word good person card is very subtle here?

"Then..." Xia Wenyu tilted her head and said in confusion, "You helped me, how can I thank you?"

"Or, what do you want?"

Yu Guiyuan crossed his arms and looked down at Xia Wenyu, "It's very simple, but I'm afraid you won't be able to do it."

Xia Wenyu thought for a while, "But if you don't tell me, how will I know if I can do it?"

"Very good." Yu Guiyuan nodded, "Since that's the case, my request is very simple. I don't care what your purpose was before, after leaving this room, everything that happened here will be rotten in my stomach."

Xia Wenyu was a little surprised when he heard the words, but he immediately agreed, "No problem, if this is your request, then I can leave now."

"That's not necessary." No matter how cruel Yu Guiyuan was, it was impossible for him to drive people out in the middle of the night, "You can sleep here for one night and leave tomorrow."

Xia Wenyu shook her head, "Thank you, but no need."

For some reason, after hearing Xia Wenyu's words, Yu Guiyuan's heart was inexplicably blocked, "Are you going to go out barefoot?"

Xia Wenyu lowered his head, hooked his toes, and sank into the soft carpet. He hesitated for a moment, "Then...then let me bother you."

Hearing Xia Wenyu's agreement, Yu Guiyuan felt that the anger in his heart dissipated immediately, "Well, go to bed and sleep."

After rushing the person to the bed, Yu Guiyuan pulled a thin blanket and lay down on the sofa. Just as he closed his eyes, he heard Xia Wenyu's nervous voice, "That..."

Yu Guiyuan opened his eyes, Xia Wenyu was lying on the end of the bed, looking at him seriously, he looked away, "What's wrong?"

"What's your name?" Xia Wenyu held his chin, "I only hear people calling you Brother Yu. Is your surname Yu? Is it a metaphor, or a luxuriant one?"

Yu Guiyuan suddenly felt more blocked in his heart.

After slowing down for a while, he let out a breath, "Metaphors are metaphors, metaphors are far away, and the green hills alone go far away."

next day

Xia Wenyu opened his eyes early. When he was still in Sanxuanmen, he was used to the cock crowing. Even though he changed his body, he still maintained this habit.

He looked at Yu Guiyuan who was still sleeping on the sofa, quietly got out of bed, walked to the window, and opened the curtains.

Seeing the sun peeking out from the horizon in the distance, Xia Wenyu took a deep breath, raised his right hand, put his index and middle fingers together, and slowly sketched in mid-air.

Following Xia Wenyu's movements, light golden lines emerged in mid-air, slowly hooking together, and a pale golden talisman gradually formed. Xia Wenyu looked at it for a while, then withdrew his fingers, and the peace talisman that was about to form was accompanied by Xia Wenyu's Muttering, all dissipated in the cool morning breeze.

"Sure enough, there is also spiritual energy here..."

So, can you continue to practice?

Yu Guiyuan didn't sleep very well that night, and woke up early.

He has no habit of staying in bed, and opened his eyes as soon as he woke up.

He turned his head to look at the big bed opposite, but only saw a pile of messy bedding, and the person who was sleeping on the bed was gone.

Yu Guiyuan looked slightly startled, "Already left?"

The next moment, something folded into a triangle appeared in front of his eyes, and at the same time, Xia Wenyu's reserved voice sounded a little nervous, "This is for you."

Yu Guiyuan narrowed his eyes, "What is this?"

"Peace Talisman."

Yu Guiyuan raised his eyes to look at Xia Wenyu, originally wanted to sneer, but suddenly remembered that he was pinned by a piece of paper, his expression suddenly became a little complicated, he couldn't help but asked again, "You Who is it?"

"I told you before, my name is Xia Wenyu." Xia Wenyu was also at a loss, why do you keep asking this question repeatedly?

It was like this again, Yu Guiyuan sighed, "I'm asking, what do you do and why do you do these things?"

Yu Guiyuan didn't believe in the so-called time-traveling theory at first, but what the young man in front of him showed made Yu Guiyuan's persistence shaky.

Xia Wenyu thought for a while, "A person who cultivates immortality."

Yu Guiyuan's expression became more and more strange, "Xiu... Immortal?"

Xia Wenyu nodded.

"That's really a coincidence." Yu Guiyuan said meaningfully.

Xia Wenyu's eyes lit up, "Are you also cultivating immortals?"

Yu Guiyuan: ...

No, this cultivator is not that cultivator.

Xiao Hong was frightened all night, and almost came to knock on the door at dawn.

It was Xia Wenyu who opened the door. He had already tidied up and was about to leave.

However, after Xia Wenyu stared at Xiaohong for a long time, she suddenly said solemnly, "You don't want to walk near the water today."

Xiaohong looked confused: "Ah? Why?"

Xia Wenyu said seriously, "There will be danger."

Xiao Hong:?No, I didn't expect you to be so superstitious?

Although Xia Wenyu specifically warned her, Xiaohong didn't take it seriously at first.

Yu Guiyuan has a very important shoot today, he has to hurry up and send people there.

When planning the route, Xiaohong's eyes stopped for a while on the road of Binhai Avenue, struggling a few times, and finally switched navigation and chose another road.

"It's better to believe in something than in nothing." Xiao Hong comforted herself in this way, "Anyway, it's not a loss to believe in everything."

Halfway through, a piece of news was suddenly interrupted on the car radio. The content of the news was that there was a serial car accident on Binhai Avenue. The traffic police were dealing with it urgently. Drivers who needed to pass Binhai Avenue were asked to re-plan their route.

Xiao Hong was startled, and almost stepped on the accelerator, but fortunately, Xiao Hong changed to the brake in an emergency one second before stepping on it.

The next moment, there was a piercing sound of rubbing, and the low-key silver-gray car stopped on the side of the road.

Yu Guiyuan was sitting on the back seat of the car with his eyes closed, the brakes came too fast, the defenseless Yu Guiyuan immediately fell forward, if he didn't have a seat belt, his head might have hit the back of the front seat .

"What's going on?" Yu Guiyuan said in a deep voice.

"Brother Yu." Xiaohong swallowed her saliva, and said with difficulty, "Mr. Xia, who is it?"

"What are you asking for?" Yu Guiyuan frowned.

Xiaohong calmed down and restarted the car, "I want to ask Mr. Xia to figure out when I will get rich."

This calculation is too accurate!