He is from the other side of the starry sky

?The earth is dangerous! ←The Prime Minister has a deep understanding.

Food is dangerous! ←A certain bitter emperor's painful awakening.

(...) ←The other emperor, He Lujiaer, has not yet developed a sense of crisis for the earth under the care of Chen Xukai.

Chen Xukai was happy that He Lujiaer got the interview notice, but at the same time he was worried that He Lujiaer's identity would be exposed. You must know that he is a maverick alien in his heart except that he looks like a human.

SO, must remind him some precautions!

"Will you take the bus? My car is stuck in..."

"I have a car."

"No Lincoln!"

"I drive a taxi." ←The least noticeable model.

"Have you printed your resume?"

"E17."

"Drip-drip-"

"All right."

Chen Xukai: "..." Can the small machine still print? ? ? =_=

"By the way, the ID card has arrived." He Lujiaer said with a bad face while playing with the small card, "My name is wrong."

Chen Xukai's heart skipped a beat: "What's wrong?"

There is a picture.

There are only three words on the ID card: He Luer.

Chen Xukai's head suddenly grew bigger.

As a good citizen, Chen Xukai has never had a false certificate.The other party said that it is enough to provide the name and birthday, but after spending thousands of dollars, they got the wrong name?

Angrily contacted the seller, the seller said confidently: "You said it yourself! Galgal, you are not satisfied with adding it?!"

"He is four words!"

"Surname He, first name Lujiaer? Boss, you are applying for an ID card, not writing an online article!"

"Then, what should we do?!"

"Redo!"

Now that it is too late to do it again, Chen Xukai was so anxious that his head was smoking, He Lujiaer said: "Okay."

There is a picture.

The ID card is still the same ID card, but the name has been changed, and the four characters He Lujiaer are neatly written.

No trace of PS can be seen at all.

Chen Xukai is convinced, can the little machine do this? ? ? =_=

"What else do you have to say?"

There is an interview tomorrow, and He Lujiaer is not nervous at all.

"Remember to wear your suit well... yes, the wardrobe set, um, other things..." Chen Xukai had a headache, "should... there is nothing to explain, I wish you success soon... Uh, it's not asking you to buy a horse, it's an idiom!"

"Okay, I won't chat with you anymore." He Lujiaer said, "If you have a cold, go to bed early."

"...I actually heard it!"

"Of course, it's like a drake's throat. In short... I don't like you like this." He Lukaer hesitated for a moment, cleared his throat, and said in a commanding tone, "Get better soon!"

The hot spring shop was full of local specialties. Chen Xukai bought a few bags of shredded squid and hummed a song in a good mood. When he returned to his room, he heard Lin Senhan's screams coming from the open-air hot spring outside.

"Hey, look at Xiaolin's hot!" Colleague A said.

"Before soaking in the hot spring, you need to pat the water to get used to it. Come, let me help you!" Colleague B was very enthusiastic.

"What kind of water are you shooting in! Come down and soak for a while and you will get used to it! Come on, Xiao Lin, be brave if you are a man!" Colleague C directly raised his hand and pulled it.

puff-

But soaking in the hot springs was useless, the cold seemed to be getting worse, Chen Xukai's voice was so hoarse that he couldn't speak clearly, not only him, but all the customers in the same company also caught a cold... Lin Senhan even asked for leave to cosplay the corpse in the hotel.

He Lujiaer's interview went well. He drank a cup of coffee given by the interviewer, so that his body seemed to have some changes.

There is a picture.

He Lujiaer had a small red pimple on his face, uh... So this alien got angry!

He Lujiaer sent a message: It hurts so much. [serious face]

He touched the pimple on his face and fidgeted anxiously, not only his face, but also a painful bubble formed on his lips.

Chen Xukai: Don't worry, I'm on fire, drink some herbal tea, the medicine is in the third grid, find an anti-inflammatory medicine and rub it on, by the way, don't pick it up.

He Lujiaer, whose face was covered with blood, immediately let go, and the honest E17 sent a picture.

He Lujiaer: "E17, don't be meddlesome!"

E17: What should I do if the acne is bleeding? ? ?Wait online, hurry up! ! ! QQ

As a combat mech, E17 has its own healing function. It tried to use healing light, but it was found to be ineffective for acne (it is caused by endocrine disorders!).

Fortunately, Chen Xukai had herbal tea at home, and he believed that Helujiaer would be fine after drinking it for a few days.

He Lujiaer hugged the pillow and typed with a serious face: When are you coming back?

Chen Xukai: Come on, I'll be back in a few days.

He Lujiaer: Is your cold feeling better?Do you want me to go over to [REDACTED] and hug [REDACTED] for you?

Chen Xukai: "..."

He Lujiaer: "..."

He Lujiaer roared: "There is no need to send out the deleted Chinese!"

E17 Input command→deleted Chinese needn't be sent.

Alas, it is not easy to make a mobile phone.

Chen Xukai: Cough, anyway, remember to drink herbal tea, by the way, are you still eating fried rice?Let’s stop for a while and eat something light. Can E17 cook soup?

E17: Yes.

He Lukaer: You know how to cook soup?I do not know how? !

E17: ╭(╯^╰)╮

Chen Xukai was having fun with his mobile phone, when he saw He Lujiaer send a message: I'm asleep, you should go to bed early too.

Chen Xukai: Well, good night.

He Lukaer with a straight face: Good night [REDACTED] MUA~[REDACTED]

Chen Xukai: "..."

He Lujiaer: "..."?