Gritting his teeth, Gu Yu dragged Li Boshi into the kitchen and asked him to tidy up together. He couldn't imagine how Li Boshi had tossed the kitchen into such a scene swept by a tornado.Pots, pans, and pans were piled up on the table, and instant noodle boxes and fast food boxes were found not only in the living room but also in the kitchen, and there was a faint smell of rancidity.

Gu Yu first cleaned a pot and ran to his room to find two preserved eggs in the kitchen cabinet. Fortunately, there was still a piece of meat in the freezer of Li Boshi's home, so he boiled a small pot of preserved egg and lean meat porridge.After the two of them managed to clean up the messy kitchen, the porridge was almost ready.

Li Baishi lay on the dining table and stared straight at Gu Yu who came out with two bowls of porridge. Looking at Gu Yu adoringly, he said, "Gu Xiaoyu, why don't you write articles and open a shop! Make sure I order takeout from your place every day!"

It's always a pleasure to be praised or something. The depression of cleaning the kitchen was mostly dispelled by Li Boshi's adoring praise. He took a mouthful of porridge and blew it in his mouth before putting it in his mouth.I have to say that this porridge is really delicious. The rice is boiled until it is sticky, the preserved eggs are soft and melt in the mouth, and the lean meat is also stewed until it is soft and rotten.

Gu Yu blinked his eyes, and was also a little surprised that he could cook such delicious food this time, and he felt a little proud of himself.

After the two of them finished eating, Li Boshi nestled on the sofa and rubbed his stomach, refusing to move. As a result, he was dragged by Gu Yu to clean the water in the house before he nestled for a while.After the two of them finally finished cleaning the wet room, they both collapsed on the sofa and couldn't get up. The two of them thought tacitly in their hearts that cleaning was more tiring than running 5000 meters.

"Speaking of which, Gu Xiaoyu, why did you ask you to send out a little cheat? Could it be that you are really jealous that he is tall, rich and handsome?" After nestling for a while, Li Baishi took out the strawberry-flavored lollipop that Gu Yu had just given him from his pocket, and tore it up. Dropped the candy wrapper and ate it.

Gu Yu glanced at Li Baishi. He has never been idle since morning. He came back early in the morning when he received a call. Then he fell down, had an accident, cooked and cleaned the kitchen, and just finished cleaning the house. I'm so tired I don't want to say a word.However, Li Boshi continued to ask questions there, chattering so loudly that his brain suddenly ached.

"It's up to you to quarrel, because that bastard asked me to come out with him, so it's a scam!"

"So it's like this... Wait, what the fuck! Come out?!"

After realizing that his mind was in a mess and he accidentally said something that shouldn't be said, Gu Yu immediately sat up straight and wanted to explain, but he saw Li Baishi with his arms around his chest and looked at him warily.

Gu Yu: "...What are you doing?"

Li Boshi: "I know your cute neighbor is handsome and cute, but please don't fall in love with me! I'm a straight straight man, if you really like me..."

Gu Yu: "Thank you for taking medicine when you are sick. By the way, even if I like pigs, I won't like you! Stop dreaming!"

After listening to Gu Yu's words, Li Baishi finally let go of his arms around his chest, and then his original vigilant expression was replaced by an expression of disbelief, "You, you, you...you actually like pigs! But didn't you send a message to you?" Are you a young couple...Could it be, could it be that you are actually the reincarnation of pig essence..."

Li Baishi looked like he had discovered a shocking secret, and then immediately changed his expression to "I don't discriminate against you" and looked at Gu Yu, and then patted him on the shoulder, so angry that Gu Yu slapped him with black lines all over his face. hand on the shoulder.

In order to prevent Li Baishi from continuing his novel brain supplements, Gu Yu Meizhe had no choice but to explain the cause and effect to him. Li Bai has a really good relationship with him, and Gu Yu felt that it would be fine to tell him, as long as he doesn't talk too much. Talking nonsense... and at the end of the speech, Gu Yu always felt a stuffy air stuck in his chest and couldn't get it out.

"You two are really scumbags..." As a member of the tea poisoned by the Internet, Li Bai said the words he understood very pertinently.

Gu Yu, who was depressed, turned dark immediately when he heard Li Bai's exclamation, "Scumbag, you sister!"

Li Baishi looked at Gu Yu as a matter of course, and crushed the candy in his mouth with a click, "Otherwise? But I can't say that you are a scumbag, because you are a scumbag to you when you are young, but you are a scumbag to him. It’s good enough for someone who is a good person. Think about it, you are so desperate to pave the way for his future for a person who is not necessarily chasing him, even at the expense of taking you into the water. Although you are also voluntary, you have to say , You Faxiao are really kind to his crush."

After spitting out the candy stick, Li Boshi added: "I must like it badly, tsk tsk."

After listening to Li Baishi's words, Gu Yu's heart was full of sour bubbles, and his face was full of depression.Li Boshi didn't notice Gu Yu's expression at all, and continued to make up for himself: "I didn't expect Gu Xiaoyu to be a gay, hey, you are also very hardworking, and you have liked it for ten years, so awesome! In the end, you are gay." I’m still willing to promise you to be a stepping stone for him when I’m young. This is either a lowly person or a holy father, Gu Xiaoyu, you are too great!”

I'm sorry for your sister!Father and sister!Holding his breath, Gu Yu grabbed a pillow and threw it on Gu Yu, as if venting his anger, he threw it on him as much as he wanted.The frightened Li Bai jumped off the sofa screaming, and was about to run back to his room in despair when the phone on the table vibrated suddenly.

Li Boshi grabbed the phone, unlocked the lock screen and looked at the newly refreshed Weibo, he hurriedly slammed the pillow on him to show his anger and stopped him.The anger in Gu Yu's heart was also almost dissipated in the pounding, he put down his pillow and cast his eyes on the mobile phone that Li Bai showed him.

A picture is displayed on the screen. The person in the picture looks very good-looking, with slender phoenix eyes and a straight nose bridge. He sits on a chair and lifts his chin slightly. There is an imperceptible curvature at the corner of his mouth, revealing a kind of disdain in his expression With unrivaled arrogance.Gu Yu looked at the person in the picture, blinked his eyes, and noticed his hairstyle and clothing for a while, and then remembered why this person is so similar to the character design of the villain boss in his last article?

"This COS is the picture of Wu Fu's character you drew for me?"

Wu Fu is the name of the big villain boss in Gu Yu's last article, the ancestor god of the demon clan.

When Li Baishi heard it, he immediately said in a bad mood: "Yes, yes, it is the character design of Wu Fu that I drew for you when you published it. The Wu Fu I drew is obviously so handsome and domineering. Look at this person again." Cosplay, not domineering at all!"

Gu Yu looked at the picture again, "No, I think it's quite restored. You see, this cosplayer has already shown Wu Fu's arrogance and disdain."

Hearing Gu Yu's words, Li Baishi read it carefully unwillingly, but was still not satisfied, but Gu Yu, the original author, said it was restored, so he couldn't say anything more.So depressed, he swiped another picture, but his eyes flashed, and he immediately pointed it out to Gu Yu.

"Look, look, they actually matched Wu Fu with your protagonist! The ones who are so close are almost kissing each other!"

Gu Yu Wenyan also leaned over to take a look, and found that it was indeed the case.In this picture, Wu Fugao is sitting on a solemn high chair, but sitting on his lap is a COS of the protagonist of his previous article. Wu Fu holds the protagonist's waist with one hand and pinches the protagonist's chin with the other, half Squinting his eyes, there was a doting smile on the corner of his mouth.

Although I know that there are many girl YY protagonists and Wufu villain CPs in the previous article, but I didn’t expect that there are CPs to cosplay, it’s really...

"Ah, I'm sorry I forgot, you're gay, you definitely don't feel it." Gu Yu who was looking at the picture suddenly heard Li Baishi's words, and then the phone in front of him was put away, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and there was another The urge to punch this person.

"Huh? This coser is actually going to exhibit this character next time. Huh, Gu Xiaoyu, let's do it too. I'm going to communicate with him. The character I drew is so domineering!" Jiang Rongye said to himself Sitting on the sofa in a nonchalant manner, he didn't notice Gu Yu's inhalation and exhalation at all.

When Gu Yu was thinking about whether to beat Li Bai again, there was a sudden quarrel coming from outside the window.

It was a little surprising that there were people quarreling in the community at this time. Li Baishi was checking Weibo when he suddenly heard "Xiaowei—" which made him startled, and immediately raised his head to look at Gu Yu on the other side.After blinking his eyes, he stomped and ran to the balcony.

"Gu Xiaoyu, Gu Xiaoyu, come and see!"

Hearing Li Baishi's continuous calls, Gu Yu had no choice but to get up and go to the balcony.

"Why, isn't it just that someone is arguing? What's so interesting about it... What the hell!"

"Tsk tsk, I thought who was arguing at this point. It turned out to be a couple who broke up. Humph, let's explode now! Get ready to bear the wrath of my FFF group!"

Downstairs was a couple arguing there, as if they were breaking up.From the point of view of two people, these two people are like the "you listen to me explain!" in Qiong Yao's drama! ''I don't listen, I don't listen'.Then the two saw the girl suddenly stretched out her foot and kicked the man's crotch, and then ran away mercilessly with her bag.

The two people watching the theater upstairs were taken aback by this girl's tough behavior.

"...Gu Xiaoyu, you said that buddy was kicked, can you still be humane?"

"...I know him." Gu Yu replied with the bull's head not the ponytail, ignored Li Baishi's puzzled gaze, and lowered his head to look at the person downstairs who was squatting because he was kicked just now. body, Gu Yu thought that if he read correctly, this person should be Xu Nan.

"Ah? You know that person, it hurts to see him being kicked, don't you two get to know each other and take a look?" Before Gu Yu could answer Li Baishi's words, he heard him suddenly shout.

"Hey buddy downstairs, are you okay?" The person downstairs looked up as expected, and when Gu Yu hurriedly tried to stop Li Baishi's self-assertive behavior, he heard Li Baishi yell again: " Do you want me to call an ambulance for you? If you can't be humane later, then... ummmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Gu Yu covered Li Boshi's mouth and glanced at the neighborhood. Fortunately, there was no one downstairs at this point. After a sigh of relief, he met the man's eyes.

"..." Gu Yu looked at that person's face and wondered if Xu Nan had twins. If he didn't have this person, Xu Nan might be right.So he covered Li Boshi's mouth with both hands, and shouted in a daze——

"Do you want me to call an ambulance for you?"

Xu Nan, who was suspected of being inhumane and asked if he wanted to call an ambulance: "..."

The author has something to say:

Who is the coser~

Ahem, can poor student Xu Nan be humane wwwwwww

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