[Comprehensive] The glory of the traitorous concubine

Early the next morning, the emperor got up early to go to court as usual.Xiao Zhang was too lazy to get up and help him dress and wash, so he deliberately pretended to be asleep, and rolled into the bed curtain on the quilt.

But he didn't want the emperor to be a thief. He had already seen that she was pretending, so he lifted her up and hugged her, hugged her waist and dragged her under the bed.

Xiao Zhang instinctively struggled wildly, shouting "Your Majesty, spare me", kicking his legs desperately, not expecting her to kick Yong Zhan's face so hard that he could not die.

Still... still in the middle of the front door.

Yong Zhan was so angry that his face turned green, he wanted to kick him back, but he didn't have the same knowledge as women.I had no choice but to press her on the bed and spanked her a few times to relieve my hatred.

Xiao Zhang wanted to laugh and thought about it like crazy, but seeing the emperor's ashen face, she had no choice but to hold back, her chest almost exploded.

Seeing her little face that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, the emperor was angry and liked at the same time, snorted bitterly, turned his head away and said, "Laugh if you want to laugh."

Xiao Zhang couldn't bear it long ago, and she laughed out loud before the emperor's words fell.The little girls next to her also laughed, but Xiao Zhang glanced over and scolded, "What are you messing with? Be careful, in order to keep Longyan, the Lord Long Live wiped your little necks to silence you!"

The servants were more sympathetic than their masters, and when they heard this, they immediately stopped talking, all of them looked terrified.

Seeing this, Yong Zhan sighed helplessly.Her words were too blunt, and now it's not easy for him to embarrass these servants.

Fortunately, Xiao Zhang knew the fun, and knew that it would be embarrassing to put this matter on the face of an emperor, so he repeatedly asked the palace people not to talk nonsense after they went out.Yong Zhan gave her a step down, pulled her up and said, "I told you to get up and have breakfast, but you don't know good people. If something like this happened, tell me how I should punish you?"

After Xiao Zhang became familiar with the environment here, he gradually let go of his hands and feet, and no longer carefully pretended to be a lady like at the beginning.Facing the emperor, she had no fear at all, and replied indifferently: "The emperor can punish him as he wants."

"Is this true?" Yong Zhan's eyes lit up, and he leaned over to whisper a few words in her ear.The little maids were surprised to find that their mother's face turned red.

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Xiao Zhang thought that the emperor would not go too far.

Who knew that this punishment...was really too much.

What Yong Zhan just meant was that he hoped she could serve him with her mouth once.Xiao Zhang really never did this.

Seeing Xiao Zhang's hesitation, the emperor thought she was thin-skinned and trying to refuse.In fact, he didn't have much hope, so he wasn't too disappointed.Originally, the aristocratic women raised in aristocratic families are more reserved, and it is rare for someone like Xiao Zhang to let go and play with him in the first night.

Who knows that after hesitating for a while, Xiao Zhang suddenly asked him: "Your Majesty, it's not impossible for me to do it... But, can I do 69 moves?"

The emperor was stunned.She, what did she say?Is this agreed?

But... "What is the sixty-nine form?" Yong Zhan was curious.

Xiao Zhang pulled the emperor to the desk and drew a posture with Arabic numerals 6 and 9.

In fact, she didn't have much interest in the counterparts, but if the emperor had to do it, she didn't want to suffer.Why should a woman have to serve a man unilaterally? She shouldn't be in such a humiliating posture.

In the eyes of the alien female man, it doesn't matter if you want to enjoy it, let's get up together, don't make you enjoy it alone, that would be unfair.

Pointing to the numbers on the rice paper, she explained: "The emperor is extremely smart, he must be able to understand the meaning of the concubines."

The emperor pondered for a while, and his face turned red.

The servants were surprised to find that the emperor's face was even redder than that of the empress!

"You, you..." Yong Zhan pointed at her tremblingly for a while, but finally said nothing, lowered his hands, and said dejectedly: "Hurry up and wash up, come and eat."

He originally wanted to take advantage of Xiao Zhang when he was unwell and unable to attend bedtime, but who knew that this girl would not take advantage at all.

Men are prone to morning erections in the morning. To be honest, the emperor saw her painting just now, and just thinking about the scene was too hard.It's a pity that these days are close to the end of the year, and he is busy with political affairs, so he has to rush to the morning court.

The poor emperor, when Xiao Zhang packed his luggage for the last time before leaving, he still had a "small tent" under his body.

After the emperor left, Xiao Zhang, who was full, drove away the servants, and got into the warm bed again.It's enough for the queen to visit her once every three days.As for the emperor's biological mother, the empress dowager, no one can go there without a summons.So after a busy day, Xiao Zhang's life in the harem is quite leisurely.

She wanted to catch up on sleep for a while, but who knew that maybe she had eaten too much just now, and there was a bit of food in her stomach when she was lying down.She found a pillow to cushion her back, sat up and played with the system.

Originally, the system was rooted in her brain, but it was too strange to sit there in a daze.This user-friendly system is very powerful, and a set of materialized functions has been developed.As long as Xiao Zhang wants to use the system, he can materialize it into a large-screen mobile phone and play it in his hand.

Of course, others cannot see the system.If someone accidentally broke in, all he saw was Xiao Zhang twitching his fingers stupidly.

Xiao Zhang opened the door to a new world with the Baidu system he just bought.

Because, many, many websites can be opened through search engines.Due to too much spam on the Internet, some yellow windows often pop up.Most of the knowledge that Xiao Zhang learned came from those forums.

...Just like the 69-style just now.

After browsing the forum, Xiao Zhang glanced at the grandfather clock, and it was already 09:30 in the morning.She sat up and stretched lazily, and raised her voice to call for someone to come in.

Baoqin, Qingzhi and Qingyan, the three big court ladies, were all brought into the house by her.

"Can you cook?" she asked Baoqin.

Holding the piano and shaking his head.

"Can you cook?" she asked Qing Zhi.

Qing Zhi shook her head.

"Can you cook?" she asked Qingyan.

Qingyan shook her head.

"It's over." Xiao Zhang spread his hands and said, "I won't either! The Supreme Emperor wants to come to Yifu Palace for a meal, and asks to eat the dishes made by this palace, what should I do?"

The three of them looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally said holding the piano first: "Why don't you, master... learn something now?"

Xiao Zhang has to save 1000 points in this world to go back to treat his mother, so cherish the points like life, if it is not a necessity, she will not spend the points lightly.So cooking is something that ordinary people can do, she doesn't want to use abilities.

After hearing Baoqin's words, Xiao Zhang nodded: "That's the only way to go. You three also learn a little bit, and help me when the time comes."

The three naturally responded.

If the Supreme Emperor just came here to eat, of course it would be easy to say, just send the imperial dining room to cook a table of delicious dishes.But she remembered that what the old man said was "you cook a good table", that is to let Xiao Zhang cook by himself.

She can't do it, if the personal maid can do it, at least it's made by the people around her, and if she says it's hers, she will be fooled.Who knows that none of these three will know.

Xiao Zhang had no choice but to ask them to find some fresh recipes, and then find the master chef in the imperial dining room to teach them.

After Qingyan and Qingzhi went down to work, Baoqin was a step slower for some reason, and said hesitantly, "Girl..."

Xiao Zhang: "What's wrong?"

Baoqin bit his lips and hesitated for a moment, then said cautiously: "When I was at home, didn't the girl know how to make a few pastries?"

Xiao Zhang was stunned for a moment, then he waved his hands and smiled, "That's all trivial tricks, and it won't make it into the elegant hall. Remember, you have to find some novel tricks to make the old man happy."

Baoqin didn't have any doubts, just nodded obediently and backed away.

Xiao Zhang exhaled, and was about to go to the system to find out if there were any good recipes, when the system suddenly heard a "beep beep" prompt—"Are you accepting side missions?"

Side missions?So Lin Ruhai's life hasn't been completely saved yet, so she should take side missions first to earn some extra money.

Xiao Zhang chose "Yes", and the side mission popped up——

Task name: Either you die or you die!

Mission objective: Shake the status of Concubine Wu Gui.

Task reward: 30 points.

This... this task is a bit difficult.

Concubine Wu Guifei has served the emperor for so many years, and even the empress respects her three points, how can she, a virtuous concubine who has just entered the palace, be able to deal with it?

Besides, Concubine Wu Gui didn't take any action against her, so she took the initiative to play tricks, isn't her image a bit close to a vicious female supporting role?

Having said that, Xiao Zhang also understands that if she wants to take the position of Queen Mother, Concubine Wu Gui is her biggest obstacle, not one of them.If you count rationally, the crown prince is ranked second, while the queen can only be ranked third.

Because Xiao Zhang is a woman who has been a queen, she can understand the difficulty of the original match.As long as the queen doesn't attack her in the later stage, she doesn't want to shake the queen's throne in the palace, even if the system gives that kind of task, as long as she doesn't want to, she won't do it.Anyway, the system wants to increase her favorability, so she is not afraid of offending the system.

Who said that to be a queen mother, one must first be a queen?The way she envisioned was to give birth to a little bun to trick the emperor into liking him. When the eldest prince and the crown prince had lost both sides in the fight, the little prince took advantage of it.

On this road, her biggest obstacle is naturally another strong candidate for the throne, the First Prince, and his biological mother, Concubine Wu Gui.

After receiving the side mission, Xiao Zhang was in no hurry to act.She opened her Qiankun bag, went into the space and walked around.

She put aside all the money and jewelry that Lin Ruhai gave.The Qiankun bag is indeed a treasure that she bought with a huge sum of 100 points. No matter when and where she is, she can carry it with her. It can be tangible or intangible, which is really amazing.

These things don't belong to her, so it's useless to put them here, they just take up space.Xiao Zhang was eager to get these things out, so he used the intrusion function, hoping to penetrate a person who was closer to Lin Daiyu, so that these things could be returned to their original owners.

The system is really powerful, and this time she was asked to wear it on a maid in Jia's mansion.

This is a little girl with no status, and Daiyu is not very close to her, so Xiao Zhang does not intend to hand over those belongings to Daiyu as this maid.She just found a way to get out of the house, and exchanged the box of gold and silver into silver bills of varying amounts. The not too expensive jewelry was also sold, and all of them were exchanged into notes that were easy to carry.

Then she hid these things in Daiyu's room.Most of the girls have some money from their own houses, and she wrapped the big money with a small amount, so it would not arouse suspicion from outsiders.

After finishing these things, Xiao Zhang returned to the palace early.

At this time, Lin Daiyu and the others were still stranded in Yangzhou.She thought about waiting a few more days, and after this month, she would use the dream function to inform Daiyu about this.

After doing this, Xiao Zhang suddenly felt that she could be named "China's Good Daughter"!Being the daughter of the Jia family is too difficult and tiring, and the whole family has to take care of it!

Not long after she opened her eyes after returning to the palace, Qingzhi's joyful voice came from outside: "Master!"

The little girl pushed the door open with a smile and came in, her face was full of joy: "Congratulations, your majesty, the emperor said that you will come to Yifu Palace tonight!"

Come again?

Xiao Zhang was a little surprised.

It stands to reason that the emperor has been with her for two consecutive nights, shouldn't he be here again today?Could it be that he thought about it for a day and thought that the 69 style was good, so he wanted to try it with her?