Protect our dog-headed military division

A certain boss who said he wanted to take care of others spent a whole day on Sunday and spent a perfect day lying in the dormitory.

And the person who needs to be cared for is self-reliant and self-reliant.

Monday

The bell for the morning reading has been ringing for a long time.

The two of them went to the classroom slowly.

"Master, can you calm down?!" Wen Gu recharged his energy for this week's hard work.

"Can you do it? It's so hard to breathe, is it so heavy?"

"You can't do it, you can't do it anywhere!" The mouth seemed to have been shot, "Aren't you sure how much you own? Are you a pig?!"

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"If it weren't for the fact that you are a wounded person, I would immediately throw you down the stairs." Wen Gu's attitude was quite bad.

Gu Zhixin complained, "Who am I hurting for? If it weren't for you, would I be hurt?!"

"I didn't ask you to pick me up." Wen Gu is a typical example of "treating you as a donkey with good intentions". "I don't have a hundred. You are delicate and weak, and you blame me?!"

"No wonder."

Wen Gu was very annoyed at Gu Zhixin's behavior of half-talking, "No wonder what, say it quickly."

"No wonder, your waist is so thin, at first I thought it was because you like to lose weight," Gu Zhixin expressed his thoughts regardless of the face of the person involved.

Wen Gu really wanted to leave him behind, this guy was so talkative.

The last sliver of gratitude left in my heart was completely gone, Wen Gu restrained himself.

Don't argue with fools, don't argue with fools! ! !

"Master, can you stop talking so much?" It was really hard for Wen Gu to carry Gu Zhixin on his back, "You are really heavy."

Gu Zhixin felt that Wen Gu's words were half true and false, so he couldn't believe them all, so he raised his hand and pinched his face, "It shouldn't be, I haven't gained weight recently!"

Wen Gu mercilessly sarcastically said, "Have you ever seen a fat man say he is fat? Have you ever seen an ugly man say he is ugly? Have you ever seen a crazy man say he is crazy?!"

Gu Zhixin said honestly, "No, what's wrong?"

"You're fat, will you admit it?!"

Gu Zhixin didn't even think about it, "No..., no, look at what you said, how can you call me fat so blatantly?!"

Gu Zhixin, whose reflexes were not back to the prehistoric period, reacted quickly, so Wen was mocking his weight openly.

As an excellent young man with good moral character and strong body in the new era, Gu Zhixin feels that issues such as weight are not suitable for the current environment.

It's like playing haha, so I got away with it.

Wen Gu didn't think about it at the beginning, and it's best to change the subject for in-depth discussions on such a hurtful topic.

"By the way, if the students in the class ask about my injury, don't be silly." Gu Zhixin saw that the distance to the classroom was only 30 meters, and immediately began to give instructions.

He was too tired to recite Wen old stories, so naturally he was too lazy to answer such unnutritious questions.

"Understood, uncle, can't you stop talking?!"

"Not yet, by the way, I want to eat something with great nourishment at noon today, remember to prepare it for me!" Gu Zhixin said, "I'm the uncle when I'm injured", and kept telling Wen Gu to do this and that.

"Row."

Gu Zhixin: "By the way, you have to carry me behind your back when you go to the toilet."

"Row."

Gu Zhixin: "Go back to the dormitory, and you have to carry me back."

"Okay." He almost gritted his teeth.

Gu Zhixin might be a little too excited to be a uncle, and he didn't realize that if he said one more word, he would lose his head.

The back door of Class [-] was right in front of him, and Wen Gu only felt that he had seen the dawn of happiness on the road of life.

Before stepping in, they were caught by Director Ma who blocked them at the back door, and were dragged to the office without warning.

Class [-] didn't have a teacher to watch the morning self-study in the morning, and the class exploded.

Squad leader: I'm not blind, Mr. Wen came to class behind Gu Ge's back.

Cultural Committee: Damn, this is too explosive! ! !

Commissioner for Discipline Inspection: Why are the two bosses late again? !

Academic Committee: It may be that I was too obsessed with discussing learning methods late at night and overslept.

In the eyes of other students, a top student in a class may often be close to a mythical figure, always learning, always learning, endless life, and endless learning.

Sports Committee: Are you a little misunderstanding? !It was Gu Ge who sprained it in order to hug Wen Boss.

Math class representative: Damn it, Wei Zhuan, what did you say about tigers and wolves? Your words simply tarnished Brother Gu's tall and stalwart image in my mind.

Commissioner for Discipline Inspection: Yes, it's like rubbing Mr. Wen's title of top student on the ground. Are you worthy of the platoon of Class Five? !

Sports Committee: You didn't take medicine, did you? !

Squad leader: Transcript, I understand, I know everything, you don't need to say any more.

Cultural Committee: I want to tell my mother that I'm really addicted.

Academic Committee: Liu Xia and Xu Xu, what are you talking about?Why can't I understand? !

Monitor: Hehehe, Jingjing, there are some things you don’t need to know, I believe you are a pure child.

Math class representative: Don't think wrong! ! !

Cultural Committee: Hehehe, Binbin, you have to believe me, I am very pure.

No wonder! ! !

Sports Committee: ...

Commission for Discipline Inspection: ...

Academic Committee: ...

Math class representative:……

"Both of you write me a [-]-word self-criticism." Director Ma extrajudicially graciously graciously.

Wen Gu never haggled, and was very sincere, "Okay."

Gu Zhixin wanted to bargain because he was a cripple, "Why?!"

Director Ma: "Why? Because you don't sleep at night and go to the grove to cause trouble!"

"No one saw that I beat the person," Gu Zhixin said unrepentantly, "Besides, I sprained my foot, so it's fine if I didn't claim medical expenses, but I still need to write a review?!"

Director Ma wished he could slap him, fan him into the hospital, and let him rest for two days.

"Then, tell me, what are you going to do in the woods if you don't sleep at night and don't go home?!"

Wen Gu: "..." The facts seem to deviate a bit from the original version, which always sounds weird.

Gu Zhixin: "What else can we do? We just went to the grove to learn from each other, but we didn't do anything?"

Speaking so confidently, Director Ma angrily picked up a book, scrolled through it, and patted Gu Zhixin on the head.

"Just do it!" Gritting her molar teeth, she hated iron for being weak, "I..."

Gu Zhixin: "Director, don't be angry, you will get wrinkles easily when you are angry."

Director Ma laughed back angrily, "Okay, you can do it, I won't make it difficult for you. I want to see two beautiful [-]-word self-criticisms on my desk tomorrow morning."

Wen Gu, who was innocently involved, "Why do I have to add mine?!"

"He is the mastermind, you are the accomplice, not to mention the emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people!" This may be what Old Yan taught him.

Wen Gu, who is guilty of the same crime as the common people: "..."

Gu Zhixin laughed. He felt that if he couldn't cut down the word count of the self-criticism, he might be able to enter the hospital after leaving this door.

"Director, how about we discuss it and reduce the number of words?"

Director Ma had a righteous face, "There is no need to discuss it, put away your doggy smiling face."

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"Just laugh like this, go forward another 100 years, and designate him as a traitor, a big traitor."

Big traitor Gu Zhixin: "..."

"Pfft..." Lao Fei, who hadn't gone to class for a long time, finally couldn't hold back after listening to so much.

Director Ma turned his head and glared at her, "You are the only one who has a lot of free time every day, you don't need to go to class!"

Old Fei: "..."

"If you were in the same era as this kid, you would be a military spy. With your perfect tongue, you could get information out of dumb people." Director Ma acted as if he had been shot. .

Lao Fei, who was innocently affected by the flames of war, said, "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, but it hurts when I sit and listen. How long are you going to hold my English lesson plan?"

It wasn't the old Fei's fault, Director Ma looked down at the book in his hand - English.

"Cough", looking into the gazes of the three of them, he put the lesson plan back.

"Come on, the fake foreign devils go to class!" The momentum was like a rainbow, and it was not false at all.

Lao Fei picked up the lesson plan, "Leave, haven't you been scolded enough?"

Gu Zhixin asked a lot, "Then how many words are there for the review?!"

Lao Fei cast a glance at Director Ma, and said with a smile, "I'll give you a [-]% discount, two thousand characters, and go back to class!"

Gu Zhixin: "Come on."

Pulling up Wen Gu and jumping out of the office on one leg, Lao Fei walked out of the office with high spirits as if he was a winner.

Director Ma didn't have time to say anything, and everyone disappeared.

This old fee can really be a bad thing! ! !

It was completely different from the previous near-death state, Gu Zhixin, like a single-leg long jump champion, dragged Wen Gu back to the classroom quickly.

As soon as his butt was sitting next to the bench, he received meaningful looks from the class monitor and the cultural committee.

Wen Gu didn't pay attention to these gazes, Gu Zhixin was completely on the contrary, adhering to the desire for knowledge, he turned on the phone and planned to have a private chat.

Just saw the information that exploded in the class group: 99+

Gu Zhixin thought he was very kind, bumped the hand of his deskmate, and shared class group news with him.

The two of them put their heads together, looking at the news of the class that tasted a bit strange, with dumbfounded faces.

"What do you mean?" Gu Zhixin felt that the cultural committee was making a big fuss, "Isn't it just a fight? Why did she still tell her mother, do you know her mother?!"

Wen Gu took out his draft book and was about to write a review, but he gave him a blank look, "Master, I don't do household registration research."

Gu Zhixin: "...Then, is this taking drugs?!"

Wen Gu: "I don't care about that."

Gu Zhixin: "..." How cold and cold!

"At the same table, help me to write a copy too!" Gu Zhixin began to hurt others again.

Wen Gu refused very simply, "Get lost."

"I was hurt because of you anyway, can't you pity me?" Gu Zhixin didn't pretend to be forceful, but just bought it badly, "At the same table, you are too heartless!"

Wen Gu nodded, "You're right, I don't have feelings."

Gu Zhixin: "..."

Gu Zhixin: "Didn't you say you wanted to take care of me yesterday, but you've been lying in bed all day, leaving me to fend for myself, do you still have a conscience?!"

"Feed your conscience to the dog."

Wen Gu replied without delay, it was absolutely amazing.

"Then make a copy for me?!" Gu Zhixin continued to bargain.

Wen Gu wanted to start writing, but he couldn't write a single word. He didn't know what to write, as if all the book knowledge he had learned over the years had been wasted.

Sighing, "I haven't written a review, and I don't know how to write it."

When Gu Zhixin heard something interesting, "Don't worry, I wrote it. I can find two articles on the Internet, and you can copy them."

"Is this okay?" Wen Gu, who had never written a review, felt that Gu Zhixin's bad idea was a bit unreliable.

Gu Zhixin patted his chest, "Trust me, there is nothing wrong."

Wen Gu: "..." I probably forgot to bring my brain today.

"I'll find two reviews for you every minute, with gorgeous words and beautiful sentences." Gu Zhixin was blowing his mindlessly about his professional ability.

Wen Gu felt that he didn't need to search for it on the Internet, and he could make up a [-]-word self-criticism just based on this person's flamboyant words.

Fearing that the influence of the class style would not be good, Liu Xia took the lead in building a discussion group for girls, and drew all the girls in the class into the group.

Discuss the CP of the blind group in the class! ! !

Monitor: I can see such a loving scene every day, and my study is instantly full of motivation.

Cultural Committee: When I walk down the street and see two little brothers walking together, I can tell my mother loudly that they are a couple, and I am so serious.

Female classmate 1: Actually, I like Wenxin CP.

Female classmate 2: I stand on Xinwen CP.

Female classmate 3: I want to tell my mother that the CP I ate has come true.

Female classmate 4: Sure enough, handsome guys belong to handsome guys, and it has nothing to do with us.

Female classmate 5:99

Female student 6: How do they usually get along in the dormitory? !

Squad leader: Brother, you understand very well, I suddenly had an immature idea in my mind, hehe.

Cultural Committee: I can't control the corners of my mouth.

The two bosses at the bottom of the class don't even know what the girls in the class are talking behind their backs in the group?

The two of them were still looking for a [-]-word review with gorgeous words and beautiful sentences.

After finally reading an article, Gu Zhixin suggested that it could be adopted, but Wen Gu rejected it immediately.

"Did you choose a self-criticism?" Wen Gu wanted to send him to the hospital, "You chose a love letter, a [-]-word love letter!!!"

Gu Zhixin stared at the search keywords, obviously for self-criticism, how could there be a love letter? !

"I don't think this online is reliable, why don't we make it up ourselves?" Gu Zhixin raised his eyes and met Shang Wengu's murderous eyes, as if telling Gu Zhixin, "If you want to say one more word, I will send you off right away." See Hades."

"Pretend I didn't say it." Gu Zhixin wasn't cowardly, he just felt unilaterally that if he confronted Wen Gu head-on now, he would definitely be the one to be beaten, and he would have no power to fight back.

It wasn't that his combat power had declined, but because of his love for his tablemate, he couldn't bear to make a move.

No wonder! ! !

The whole morning, the two of them have been tinkering with this matter of writing a review.

Wen Gu completely ignored Gu's nature of knowing new things, requiring gorgeous words and beautiful sentences.

He hastily wrote a [-]-word self-criticism and threw it on Gu Zhixin's desk.

There is also a bonus sentence, "Do you want to fucking love it? One more word, and I will send you to the hospital."

Too tough! ! !

Gu Zhixin: "..." Has personality!