Protect our dog-headed military division

The meeting place was set at an Internet celebrity restaurant in the city center.

Due to limited funds, a group of people from Class [-] are crowded in such an online celebrity restaurant. Although the food tastes bad and you need to bring your own drinks, it can't match their youthful and frivolous enthusiasm.

The food didn't move much, but the wine was half gone first.

Having seen Wen Gu go crazy after drinking, Gu Zhixin swore that he would never be allowed to touch alcohol, not even a sip.

Wen Gu was holding a plate of steamed fish by himself, looking at his classmates, drinking happily, feeling a little depressed.

Gu Zhixin was drunk by others in turns, and the drink was like cold water, completely fine.

It is estimated that everyone is holding the good wish that I will pour you all down.

Li Jing was poured a few cups, his head was dizzy, and he wobbled and sat next to Wen Gu, someone stuffed half a cup of cold water in his hand, and Duang's was placed in front of Wen Gu.

Wen Gu frowned, and glanced at Li Jing, the kid was so drunk!

Li Jing's cheeks were flushed drunk, and the glasses on the bridge of his nose were crooked. He raised his hand and patted Wen Gu's shoulder, not as gentle as usual.

"Wen Gu, why are you so good?!" He shouted at the top of his voice when he came up.

Wen Gu silently supported his forehead, and was about to call someone to take the drunk away, but what happened? !

Li Jing said in a second, shockingly, "You have always been the number one since the first year of high school. I heard from others that you do your homework every night and I learn from you, but my grades did not improve. Instead, I slept a lot in class. .”

Wen Gu's face was numb, "..."

"Let me tell you the truth, I'm actually your little fan."

Wen Gu was a little confused. It stands to reason that after the college entrance examination party, everyone received blessings? !

How did he become a fan here? !

"When you were assigned to Class [-], I wished you could accept my knee, boss, I also wanted to apply for a dormitory with you, and I also wanted to be at the same table with you, and learn your little tricks of brushing questions, But student Gu Zhixin looks too fierce, I dare not, I am too cowardly."

Wen Gu said in his heart: I am ignorant and ignorant, I didn't expect you to have such an idea? !

Li Jing continued pouring bitter water, his voice choked with sobs, "Later, we all got to know each other well, and I really wanted to share my learning experience with you, but they told me... woo... brainwashed me that the reason you two have a good relationship is because you have a good relationship. Tell me, if you ask for help, you still have to stab your waist, and I listen... I feel very frightened."

"Boss, I really admire you, but...but I didn't dare to poke my waist, so I flinched... Woohoo, you really can't blame me for being cowardly!" Li Jing didn't know whether it was feeling sad or not. I was so depressed that I broke down and cried.

While crying, he complained clearly, "Why do you have such a good relationship?! Huh... I just want to find a partner to study with, huh huh... Boss, I will give you some advice on chasing people, those The routine was not discussed by my mother and I, it was told by Liu Xia and Xu Xu, and when you show your affection, can you consider being single? Everyone can see the small actions of the two of you, and you take pictures in class , Every time I talk to the teacher through the window without anyone noticing, can you feel the fear that comes from the heart?! Every time, Lao Tan invites you to the corridor to enjoy the scenery, and you chat unscrupulously, you Can you feel the trembling feeling of our classmates sitting in the classroom?! The friendship of the host appeared on the scene, do you know... woo... Do you know that I am sitting among a group of classmates who knocked on your CP, that kind of Do you feel restless?!"

Then, while crying and crying, he took off his glasses, with snot and tears on his face, "Boss, woo woo... Although, I can't lift my shoulders or hands, and I'm not as good as Brother Gu." It's like blowing up an [-]-character composition that shocks the world and weeps ghosts and gods, but I think my mind hasn't rusted yet, so..."

Wen Gu was confused and listened to Li Jing's slobbering of hundreds of words without drafting, and suddenly realized that the latter must be the key point, so he listened attentively.

"So what, you say."

Li Jing hiccupped in response to the occasion, and with a "hiccup", said quietly: "Can you give me a collection of Wen's classic golden sentences?!"

"What the hell?!" Wen Gu didn't understand that this was made up from some high-ranking person.

"It's your family's family heirloom, with bronzing characters, and a collection of red and atmospheric collections."

Wen Gu thought deeply, when did his family have such a thing? !

Why doesn't he know? !

Is it really a family heirloom? !

No, should I make a phone call to inquire about the situation? !

Wen Gu didn't reply, Li Jing continued to break down and cry, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

To be honest, Wen Gu is in a very difficult situation right now, not because he refuses to give it, but because he doesn't even know that he still has such a treasure? !

"Boss, can you give me a copy?!"

Wen Gu had a pleasant face, trying to reason with the drunk, "Uh, that, you may have misunderstood something, I..."

Li Jing waved his hand, "Boss, am I not sincere enough?! Come, drink water."

Li Jing couldn't help saying, picked up the half cup of cool white, opened it in Wen Gu's hand, and held Wen Gu's hand tenderly, letting him drink it.

Wen Gu never expected that Li Jing would ask him to drink water, but after drinking a glass of water, it turned into wine.

Boom! ! !

Boom! ! !

Two muffled and loud knocks on the table startled the people who were still fighting for a drink.

Li Jing's head iron is obvious to all, but why did Wen Gu knock on the table? !

Gu Zhixin turned his head and looked at it for two seconds, then immediately ran to Wen Gu's side, picked up the plastic cup that was still filled with water, and sniffed it.

The smell of alcohol made him feel a little bit overwhelmed.

For a moment, Gu Zhixin's hand holding the wine glass trembled a little, and the blood on his face faded away.

"This... who fell it?!"

The whole place was silent!

"Okay, it seems that I poured... water for Li Jing." A small voice came from the corner.

Liu Xia swallowed nervously, "I saw that he drank too much, so I poured some water for him, what's wrong?!"

"What else are you holding in your hand?!"

"Liquor!"

"You take a sip?!"

Liu Xia took a sip against Gu Zhixin's scrutinizing gaze, and then spit it out again with a "poof".

"Give it, give it wrong!"

Gu Zhixin's face was gloomy, and he was heartbroken. How should he deal with the memory of his past after being drunk like a crazy rabbit.

The first time was an autumn outing, the second time was on Wen Gu's birthday, and the third time was now. Should he drag Wen Gu away? !

……

Before Gu Zhixin had time to continue thinking about the consequences, Wen Gu looked normal again and sat up very normally.

Wu Bin drank a little confused, "Boss, it seems to be all right."

Zhou Tong: "Sit up."

Xu Xu: "It's normal, Brother Gu, you're too..." nervous.

Then, everyone was shocked.

Wen Gu skillfully took out his mobile phone, clicked on contacts, and called one by one.

Gu Zhixin clearly remembered that the first contact person was himself.

Sure enough, the next second the phone in his trouser pocket rang.

Wen Gu took his phone a little away in doubt, and glanced at Gu Zhixin, a little puzzled.

Why is it that every time I call Gu Zhixin, there is always a young man with a good-looking cell phone ringing? !

Wen Gu patted the table, and started yelling loudly, "What are you doing in a daze, answer the phone quickly?!"

Gu Zhixin obeyed the order, immediately took out the phone, and pressed the answer button.

Wen Gu laughed foolishly, as if showing off, and said to everyone: "My boyfriend has answered the phone, you all should be quiet!"

Everyone in class five: "..."

"Gu Zhixin, Gu Zhixin, Gu Zhixin, is the Goutou military division here?!" Wen Gu held his phone and shouted, "Goutou, Goutou, are you there?!"

The dog head holding a mobile phone, "..."

"Hey, why is there no sound?! Could it be that the phone is broken?!"

"Gu Zhixin?! Did you hear me?! Did you hear me?! Hello?! Gu Zhixin, you..."

Liu Xia swallowed her saliva, "Gu, Brother Gu, why don't you send Boss Wen home first, I think this situation seems a bit tricky."

Xu Xu nodded in agreement, "Boss Wen's current situation is that the legendary drunk is crazy?!"

Gu Zhixin's face was also pale at this time, "You're right, Wen Gu and I are here today, you continue."

After finishing speaking, he strode up to Wen Gu, threw him on his shoulders, and then flew away.

Wu Bin was dumbfounded, "Boss Wen, you are indeed amazing."

Zhou Tong: "Now the official appraisal, we all know that CP is real."

Wei Chuan was at a loss, "I... always thought they were brothers, am I being too naive?!"

"Huh~, where's Wen Gu?!" Li Jing fell asleep for a while, then woke up faintly, "My anthology of Wen's classic golden sentences?! Gone?! Wen Gu promised to give me a copy."

A drunk was sent away, and there was another drunk here, who was clamoring for Wen Gu to ask for books, but there was no one left for Wen Gu, and no one had time to talk to him.

At night, Gu Zhixin walked towards his house with Wen Gu behind his back.

Wen Gu was still busy making calls, but he was not using his own mobile phone, but Gu Zhixin's mobile phone.

At this moment, he was calling Gu's mother. After what happened last time, Wen Gu was relatively normal this time, at least he didn't say something astonishing and endless.

"Aunt Gu, is Gu Zhixin at home?! Is he at home?! I called him, but no one spoke. Why did he ignore me?! He ignored me?! Well, he is really angry, he What are you angry about?!" The more Wen Gu talked, the more depressed he became.

Gu Zhixin was afraid that his mother would over-interpret something, "I'm not angry, and I didn't ignore you, let's go home."

Wen Gu grabbed Gu Zhixin's hair with one hand, and held the phone in the other, shouting, "Who are you?! Where did Gu Zhixin go?! Tell me, did you hide him?! Hand him over now!" Come out, I'm his boyfriend, if I use my nirvana to cut the sky cap, I tell you, you will die very quickly!!!"

"I'm Gu Zhixin. I'm the fake Gu Zhixin. I'm about to hang up the phone now." Gu Zhixin still has lingering fears about what happened last time! "Yaya, be good, listen to brother, okay?!"

At this time, Gu Zhixin turned into a big bad wolf, luring Wen Gu, who is kind and simple like a white rabbit, to hang up the phone, so as not to continue to make trouble like last time.

"Why should I believe what you said?!" Wen Gu didn't even have the strength to open his eyes, he was still beeping, and the phone never hung up.

"I know your nickname is Yaya, I know that you are thin-skinned, that you like to sleep late, that you like to sleep on your side, that you like me, and that..."

Wen Gu heard him list such a large list, talking nonsense for no reason, and quickly interrupted him, "Stop, stop, who told you to spread rumors here?!"

"How can this be a rumor?!"

"You bastard, tell me, where did you hide Gu Zhixin?! If you tell me now, maybe I'll let you go. Would you like to wait for me to find someone to block you in the alley and beat you up hard?" Believe it or not? Tell me, where is Gu Zhixin hiding?!"

"I'm really Gu Zhixin, your boyfriend, just like a fake."

"real?!"

"Is this still fake?!"

"What if?!" Wen Gu hiccupped, "Me too, I can't see your face, who... knows, what you said is true or not?! Hurry up and let me see your face!!!"

Gu Zhixin was helpless, "I'm carrying you behind my back, and you can't open your eyes, how can you see clearly?!"

Wen Gu patted Gu Zhixin dissatisfied, "Hurry up and let me down, I won't believe it anymore, you are definitely not Gu Zhixin."

Gu Zhixin was determined not to let him go down, but as long as Wen Gu wanted to get down, there was absolutely nothing that could stop him from taking dangerous measures, such as beating and rolling on Gu Zhixin's back all the time.

Gu Zhixin had no choice but to let him down under a streetlight.

Wen Gu was still dazed, raised his eyebrows and stared at Gu Zhixin for a long time.

When Gu Zhixin thought he was falling asleep with his eyes open, Wen Gu grinned, and suddenly threw himself into Gu Zhixin's arms, "That's right, that's right, you are my dog ​​head, my... , super, super handsome boyfriend, you are so handsome, how can you be so handsome?!"

Gu Zhixin hugged Wen Gu's thin body tightly, and said in a low voice, "Boyfriend, can you go home now?!"

"Yes!" Wen Gu raised his head, stared at Gu Zhixin's chin, and smiled foolishly, "Brother, give me a hug and go home."

Gu Zhixin was suddenly attacked by beauty, and almost had a nosebleed. Fortunately, Wen Gu's mind is not clear at the moment, and he doesn't know what is muttering in his mouth? !

Gu Zhixin is worthy of being a good boyfriend, he satisfied all of Wen Gu's requirements, if he wanted to hug him, he hugged the princess all the way home.

The two of them still didn't notice the phone that hadn't hung up yet.

The street lamps elongate the figures that are fading away, and the shadows cling to each other, and the distance between people is also intimate.

On the other end of the phone, the Gu family and his wife, who were sitting in a circle around the phone, and the newly promoted Yan family and his wife were all deep in thought.

Why is this phone call so weird? !

The sticky voice inside, shouldn't be from Wen Gu, right? !

But it turns out, that's Wen Gu's.

After Wen Gu was drunk, was he so bold? !

Does he usually like to praise his boyfriend so much? !

Is it really that handsome? !I don't think so either!

……

The next day, in order to find out what happened, Wen Xi set off home alone.

As a result, she saw a scene that she would never forget in her life, her pupils were shaken, and her three views were shattered.

Wen Gu was actually hugged by Gu Zhixin in a kangaroo hug. It could be seen that the two were very close, but this made her brother even more vulnerable.

So, it's what she thinks now.

Wen Gu likes to lie down? !

Is Gu Zhixin stronger? !

So, it seems that the position of the two of them has never been the position she imagined at first? !

Wen Gu hadn't woken up yet, but was picked up by Gu Zhixin to have breakfast.

Wen Xi didn't say a word, and after coming quietly, he didn't do anything, and walked away quietly.

Gu Zhixin: "..."

Of course, Gu Zhixin would not tell Wen Gu that before he woke up in the morning, his sister came and looked at him like a monkey.

Afterwards, he left in a blissful manner, without bringing any news or leaving a trace.