Protect our dog-headed military division

At noon, Gu Zhixin brought his lunch back to the dormitory to find Wen Gu, intending to dig him out of bed.

Wen Gu blinked and looked at him several times before saying in a soft voice, "Why are you back?! It's already noon?!"

This wave of appearance crit came in a timely manner, and Gu Zhixin was instantly hit so hard that he couldn't tell the difference between east, west, and north.

"Hurry up and get up!"

He stuttered when he spoke, and he seemed to be extremely excited, but Wen Gu couldn't get where his excitement was? !

"Oh!"

Gu Zhixin put the meal on the table conveniently, sat on his own bed to calm down for a while, and then said with a strange expression: "Did you go out this morning and meet Lao Yan?!"

Wen Gu sat up, turned his head and glanced at him, thinking about it in a daze, "Well, I seem to have met him."

"What did you say this morning?!"

"I didn't say anything." Wen Gu lied without the slightest guilt, but Gu Zhixin didn't know it yet.

"real?!"

"Uh..." Wen Gu pursed his lips, "I just asked him to help bring breakfast, what's wrong?!"

When Gu Zhixin wanted to ask, he swallowed it back unexpectedly.

Afterwards, every time Gu Zhixin thought of this time, he could only say that he was sorry.

"It's okay, get up quickly, class will start later."

Wen Gu blinked at him again and nodded.

Gu Zhixin wished he could hold his little heart and shouted: Damn it!

Wen Gu didn't shy away from Gu Zhixin's gaze, and reached out to lift up the hem of his pajamas, ready to change.

It wasn't until Gu Zhixin saw Wen Gu's slender waistline that he opened his mouth in shock.

"You, you, what are you doing?!"

Wen Gu maintained this or that posture, "Change clothes."

"Aren't you going to the bathroom?!"

"Why should I go?!"

"Don't you usually go to the bathroom to change?!" Gu Zhixin's condition was almost insane.

"You can change here, why can't I?!" Wen Gu completely ignored Gu Zhixin's surprise and set off him, as if he was a lady who was about to be molested.

"You, you, you, you..."

I didn't know how many words you said in a row before being interrupted by Wen Gu.

"What's wrong with me?!"

"It's okay," Gu Zhixin sighed, his tone a little exasperated, "I'm going to the bathroom!"

Wen Gu muttered softly, "What's wrong."

Those who did not change went to the bathroom, and those who changed still sat on the bed.

Wen Gu changed his clothes, and after eating half of the meal, Gu Zhixin came out of the bathroom with wet drops on his face.

Wen Gu raised his eyebrows and glanced at him, "You also suffered from insomnia last night?!"

Gu Zhixin coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, "No, I just slept a little late."

"You, often suffer from insomnia?!"

Wen Gu was still cooking, and didn't understand why Gu Zhixin asked this, "Ah?!"

"Ah what?!" Gu Zhixin wiped his face with his sleeve carelessly a few times, "Are you prone to insomnia when you sleep at night?!"

"No."

"Then you couldn't sleep last night?!"

"I just think about something, and forget about the time," Wen Gu weighed the credibility of what he said, "I actually sleep really well, and when I fall asleep, it's as if I'm dead."

Gu Zhixin: "..."

I'm just asking, don't be so cruel!

At most, it was a deep sleep, how could it be said that it was the same as death?

Did he say this, waiting for me to care about him? !

This, this, this, this position is too high!

Sure enough, he loves me.

Using this roundabout way to get my attention, sure enough, he is shy! ! !

So, what he meant was for me to use the same roundabout way to care about him!

Then I should think about it, what does he like to eat? !

Love to eat... love to eat fish!So, what to drink to replenish the body? !

This guy with slender arms and legs, by the way, he hasn't turned eighteen yet, so he definitely needs to drink some calcium supplements.

By the way, drink milk for calcium supplementation! ! !

Make up your mind, go shopping this Sunday, buy milk for Wen Gu, and buy a pot.

In the time he had to make up his mind, Wen Gu had already finished his meal and cleaned up the dishes by the way. He was still sitting on the bed watching Gu Zhixin who was standing in a daze by the bathroom door, with a look of ecstasy on his face.

My heart is full of disgust!

Probably wondering, why did I fall in love with an idiot? !

He picked up his schoolbag and started packing his homework.

Gu Zhixin finally recovered from his long-term thoughts, and watched Wen Gu pack his things with piercing eyes.

Wen Gu tidied up his things unhurriedly, and glanced at Gu Zhixin from time to time. Although the eyes collided unfortunately, Wen Gu didn't care.

"Look, do you have something to say?!"

Gu Zhixin walked quickly to his bed and sat down, with sand sculpture attributes, "You guessed it right, I have something to say!"

Wen Gu looked at him helplessly, stopped what he was doing and said, "...say."

Countless thoughts flashed through Gu Zhixin's mind at that moment, and he finally accepted the first one directly, "My mother sent me a message in the morning. This weekend, she wants to treat you to dinner."

Wen Gu raised his eyebrows, "Really?!"

"of course."

"Why did your mother invite me to dinner?!" Wen Gu was at a loss for Gu Zhixin's words, "Even if it's a family dinner, shouldn't my sister tell me about it?!"

"This is not a family dinner, but my mother simply wants to meet you, chat with you, have a meal or something," Gu Zhixin said, with a slightly frustrated tone, "Can't you?!"

Can Wen Gu stand him like this? !

The answer is definitely no. Wen Gu absolutely cannot accept that a tall man of nearly 1.9 meters shows weakness in front of him and pretends to be pitiful.

I feel soft-hearted just thinking about it, let alone seeing it with my own eyes.

It's simply a desire to protect!

Wen Gu could only agree against his will, and then agreed to Gu Zhixin's series of minor problems.

Because the excuse was good, Gu Zhixin was overjoyed.

I just want to find a way to persuade my mother, who doesn't buy oil and salt, but only daughter-in-law, I feel a headache when I think about it.

At the last parent meeting, my mother's wolf-like eyes were scary even thinking about it.

My mother is not like Wen Gu, who can act coquettishly and pretend to be pitiful.

When the time comes to say it, how long will it be laughed at? !

"What are you thinking?!"

"Miss my mother." Gu Zhixin blurted out subconsciously.

Wen Gu frowned, looking at him with disgust in his eyes.

Gu Zhixin glanced at his eyes, and immediately pursed his mouth, "My mother said that I should dress more handsomely. I'm just worried. What's your look?!"

Wen Gu couldn't stand him, so he immediately looked away and nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, you are right."

"What do you think I look more handsome in?!"

Wen Gu looked at him thoughtfully, "You really want me to tell you?!"

"It's okay, tell me, I can resist."

"I think, wear a sack," Wen Gu said nonsense seriously, "The sack can definitely reflect your unique temperament, so that others' eyes must only stay on your handsome face, and you should focus on it."

Gu Zhixin had no expression on his face, looking at Wen Gu who seemed to be smiling so much that he was trying to hold back his laughter.

"do not like?!"

Gu Zhixin nodded expressionlessly.

"It's okay to wear a school uniform."

"Is it just so casual?!" Gu Zhixin didn't get the answer he wanted, and he expressed that he was a little blocked.

"Where are the school uniforms so casual?" Wen Gu continued to brainwash Gu Zhixin, "The school uniforms are black and white, handsome and domineering, and there is a youthful atmosphere that blows your face, lively, cheerful, and full of vitality. The school badge directly shows your status in the school. How can you not be satisfied with such a meaningful piece of clothing?!"

Gu Zhixin was left speechless: "..."

Why didn't I realize this before? If Wen Gu's eloquence is so good, it would be a waste of this devious technique if he didn't go to a certain organization to brainwash people.

But now, the way he talks like this is simply too handsome.

It's what I like, it's different.

This meal, rounded up, is the first date between the two of us. I absolutely can't listen to him and mess around.

On the first date, we must pay attention to it. I have to dress extremely handsomely, so as to catch his attention throughout the whole process. ! !

"I've thought about it, your suggestion will not be adopted."

"..."

"Cleaned up?!"

"hold head high."

"By the way, you have to think about it, you can't dress too casually," Gu Zhixin also instructed, "This is the first time."

"Hmm," Wen Gu didn't react for a while, "Huh?! What's the first time?!"

"Oh, it's the first time to have dinner with my mother, grandly."

"But, wasn't it the first time last time?"

"Then last time, it doesn't count if my dad was there."

"……is that so?!"

Gu Zhixin kept fooling people, "Yes, that's how it is!!!"

Then, Wen Gu was successfully fooled, "Oh, I see, let's go, go to class."

Gu Zhixin sighed in his heart, while Wen Gu was so good at fooling around, he felt that he was so simple, would anyone who came here at random be fooled by him? !

So, Gu Zhixin recklessly taught Wen Gu the sinister human heart all afternoon, and taught him to be careful.

So much so that Wen Gu successfully got the idea that Gu Zhixin's heart is sinister, so he just smiled and said nothing, ready to wait for an opportunity to take revenge.

Poor Gu Zhixin is such an idiot, he sold himself out between the lines.

Also because Gu Zhixin's explanation was in place, during the last self-study class, Liu Xia and Xu Xu moved a small bench to listen to Gu Zhixin's shocking speech, and they understood that people's hearts are sinister.

Sure enough, children must protect themselves when they go out.

Because Gu Zhixin's commentary was too skillful, Liu Xia couldn't help asking, "Brother Gu, why do you know so much?!"

"This," Gu Zhixin pretended to be deep, "has something to do with my childhood experience."

Xu Xu's eyes showed shock, "Brother Gu, you were trafficked when you were young?!"

Gu Zhixin and the old gods were shaking their heads, with an expression that could only be understood but could not be expressed in words.

Liu Xia pursed her lips, "It's probably true, Brother Gu, just tell the truth, maybe you were too playful when you were young, so you were abducted, and then rescued by kind people?!"

After hearing this series of speculations, Gu Zhixin shook his head, frowned, and said, "The usual composition is not very good, why are there so many imaginative plays?!"

"Have you watched too many dramas with cerebral palsy?!"

"Hmm... what is a cerebral palsy drama?!" Xu Xu adhered to the principle of being sensitive and eager to learn, and asking when he didn't understand.

"It's an incomprehensible plot that makes people watch cerebral palsy. Explain it like this, understand?!"

Liu Xia summed it up, "So, the reason why my brain is not good is because I watch too many dramas with cerebral palsy?!"

Gu Zhixin nodded, and said earnestly, "If you know your mistakes, you can correct them, and you will be right when you turn around!"

Wen Gu: "..."

Really... can fool people!

Since Wen Gu didn't ask any questions, Gu Zhixin focused on him again, so several people began to ask him questions one after another.

Liu Xia was the first to bear the brunt, "Boss Wen, you have nothing to say?!"

"say what?!"

Xu Xu came next, "Brother Gu at least taught you about the sinister human heart for nearly four lessons, and you don't have any thoughts?!"

"What do you think?!"

Liu Xia continued to work hard, "What do you think of what Gu Ge said?!"

"Well said."

Xu Xu couldn't believe it, "It's gone?!"

"Then, you see, what else is needed, I will make up for it?!"

"What to make up?!" Liu Xia really thought about it seriously, "Why don't you say a few more words about whether the knowledge that Brother Gu has popularized is in place?!"

Wen Gu was helpless and sighed, "Okay, the popularization of knowledge points is in place, it would be a pity not to hold a symposium. Teacher Yan should be very pleased to have such talents in our class."

Gu Zhixin: "..."

Liu Xia: "..."

Xu Xu: "..."

"Can Old Yan hear what I said?!" Gu Zhixin questioned.

Wen Gu nodded.

Liu Xia: "Boss Wen, it's time for self-study, are you sure Old Yan can hear you?!"

"Hehehe, this joke is really funny," Xu Xu hummed twice against his will, "The boss is the boss."

"Actually, I think what Gu Zhixin said is very good and worth learning."

Gu Zhixin wished that his nose would go up, "That's for sure, my deskmate has given me infinite affirmation."

"Actually, you should listen carefully." Gu Zhixin turned around confidently and looked out of the window. The old Yan who didn't know when was standing there suddenly lowered his voice, "My first three quarters... ...Teacher Yanyanyan, why are you here?!"

Gu Zhixin didn't panic after seeing a big scene, but Liu Xia and Xu Xu were so frightened that they could only tremble silently.

Wen Gu: "Teacher, I gave him infinite affirmation."

Old Yan nodded with a smile, "Very good, Gu Zhixin, you are the host of the art festival. Come on, the teacher will also give you infinite affirmation."

"Then do I have a partner?!"

"That's necessary," Old Yan patted him on the shoulder, "Director Ma will appoint a female student from another class to be your partner, you have to work hard."

"There are only two hosts?!"

"Yes, just two."

"There are so many people in the whole grade, why did you just find me?!" Gu Zhixin's mentality was a bit broken.

Old Yan still smiled, "This is decided by Director Ma, you can respond, and I will convey it for you."

Gu Zhixin got sick instantly, but he was still struggling, "...Mr. Yan, I think I should replace my partner with Wen Gu."

Old Yan: "Why?"

"Wen Gu is an acquaintance," Gu Zhixin began to pretend, "I recognize him."

Old Yan thought for a while, "Wen Gu, do you agree?!"

Gu Zhixin hurriedly turned his head to Wen Gu and pretended to be pitiful, but Wen Gu's heart softened for a moment, and he reluctantly agreed.

So, after the female partner was told that she was replaced by someone, she muttered deliriously, "Thank you Buddha for blessing!"

By the way, I also bless her and replace my kind classmate.

It made Wen Gu sneeze all night during self-study, Gu Zhixin thought he was too happy, got carried away with joy, and caught a cold!

Hurry up to find clothes for Wen Gu to wear, lest he get too happy and catch a bad cold.

Looking at the school uniform that was one size bigger, Wen Gu sighed with emotion: Ah!This lovely cerebral palsy thinking is simply unmatched!