Protect our dog-headed military division

The two-day holiday after the monthly exam was hard-won, and everyone complained when they returned to school.

But this doesn't include Wen Gu, he was thinking about how to settle the case with Gu Zhixin, he secretly did the shameless act of doing quizzes behind his back.

Ah, the damn plastic bromance! ! !

So on the first day of class after the monthly exam, Gu Zhixin squatted at the school gate early in the morning to review his old stories.

When Wen Gu appeared, Gu Zhixin hurried forward to greet him, and eagerly wanted to take the schoolbag on Wen Gu's shoulder.

However, Wen Gu didn't want to accept his behavior, so he silently gave him a supercilious look, and walked away.

Gu Zhixin felt elated for a long time.

Wendy is so cute! ! !

"Hey, Wen Gu, wait for me."

"No wait!"

Gu Zhixin followed Wen Gu's pace, one step at a time and two steps at an even pace.

"You still care about me doing the questions secretly behind your back?!" Gu Zhixin was powerless to refute, "Aren't you still doing the questions behind my back?! I don't care about anything."

The voice was getting weaker and weaker, showing a lack of confidence.

Wen Gu glanced sideways at him, and felt that there were four large characters "wronged" on his face! ! !

He didn't intend to care about anything at first, but now he didn't hold back at all, and the corner of his mouth raised a happy arc.

"Hey, you laughed!" Gu Zhixin's voice increased sharply, pointing at Wen Gu.

During the rush hour of school, many passing students looked at them.

Wen Gu was embarrassed, coughed lightly, dragged Gu Zhixin away, "Ang, go back to the classroom first."

Although Gu Zhixin was dragged back to the class by Wen Gu in a merciless way.

However, at this moment, Gu Zhixin's heart was surging.

He really wanted to look up to the sky and scream, "This is love!"

However, this is unlikely to happen, after all, his sand sculpture moments are still unknown to many people.

Wen Gu sat on the seat, glanced at him, and slowly took out the homework assigned by the teacher from his schoolbag, and put it on the desk.

Gu Zhixin was still thinking about whether he should expose it himself first, how much time did he spend doing the questions while repeating the past?

Just when Gu Zhixin was thinking of words, Wen Gu spoke first.

"Brother, didn't you see your unique taste?!"

Gu Zhixin carefully pondered the meaning of Wen Gu's words, but he didn't understand because of his lack of vocabulary.

"what does it mean?"

"What do you think?!" Wen Gu glanced at him, "Going to the toilet to do the quizzes is very interesting, why don't you still listen to your hearing while taking a shower?!"

The first sentence is okay, but the second sentence Gu Zhixin thinks more and more strange, "Huh?! I listen to hearing?!"

"Isn't there?!"

"No," Gu Zhixin couldn't help laughing when he thought about the scene, "I don't just study every day, I also do a lot of free things, such as washing clothes, washing socks, washing shoes, brushing teeth, washing my face and shopping. Breakfast and so on, not to mention I can’t live without textbooks 24 hours a day.”

"Isn't it?!" Wen Gu raised one hand and clenched his fist, shaking off Gu Zhixin's feat, "Washing your face and brushing your teeth in the morning and still reciting English words in a daze, going to buy breakfast and doing two Chinese reading comprehension, going to school Do math problems in the toilet, don’t tell me, when you are washing clothes, socks, and shoes, Ah Piao must memorize the text in the bathroom.”

At the end, I added a sentence, "Also, ever since I slept with you, I would faintly hear all the formulas someone recited in the middle of the night, not to mention that I was mentally disturbed and had auditory hallucinations. I've been sent to a madhouse for two years."

Gu Zhixin was dumbfounded after hearing this, but it was definitely not because Wen Gu's thinking was clear and he found him sneaking around the questions, but because it was the first time he heard Wen Gu say so many words, such eloquence, such clear enunciation, and such an amazing speed .

It turns out that Wen Gu can also say so many things in one breath without repeating them, and he can also go on and on.

Learning is his true love! ! !

In this way, he loves to study, and I study hard, so I am equal to studying, and the final conclusion is that he loves me! ! !

What the hell! ! !

Suddenly, what happened to the excitement? !

That being said, he pays attention to me all the time, even when he sleeps at night.

Suddenly, I feel so excited! ! !

By the way, he just said that he slept together. When we slept together, could it be that he fell in love with me secretly the first time he saw me? !

No wonder he helped me cover the quilt, help me lay the sheets, gave me his mobile phone unsuspectingly, and went to sleep so late every night, in fact, to appreciate my prosperous beauty! ! !

ah!My damn charm!

No wonder he came to me in the middle of the night, even argued back with Director Ma for me, punished me to stand with me, cooked me food, and acted like a baby at me...

If Wen Gu knew that he was thinking about those unrealistic things, he would have snorted and said sarcastically, "You think too much."

It's a pity that now Wen Gu is still thinking about the hundred ways Wen Xi taught him to chase boyfriends.

Although Wen Xi didn't feel that he had taught anything wrong, after Wen Gu listened to it, he summed it up, it was probably acting like a baby, acting like a baby, acting like a baby.

Does acting like a baby work for boys? !

In order not to let Wen Gu get entangled in this coquettish rope, Wen Xi told him decisively that there is a second way.

It's pet, pet, pet! ! !

As for the two ways of acting like a baby and pampering, Wen Gu felt that they were both unreliable.

Wen Xi thought that Wen Gu was going to give up completely, so he spared the first day of their honeymoon to have a long talk with Wen Gu.

In the first sentence at the beginning, Wen Gu opened his mouth extremely unconfidently, "I didn't want to understand why he likes me. Unless there is a certificate from the hospital, his eyesight is absolutely fine, otherwise, he has presbyopia. It's a girl."

Wen Xi was very weak, and poked Wen Gu's little head with his hand, "He likes you, but you are not confident anymore. When our father chased our mother, you were never so cowardly."

"Sister, it's not a matter of being cowardly or not," Wen Gu sighed, and said helplessly, "This is not in line with common sense at all."

"It's not in line with common sense?!" Wen Xi raised his hand and poked Wen Gu's forehead again, "What's not in line with common sense?!"

In order to convince her sister, Wen Gu made up a nonsense, "I'm not as familiar as he is, I talk to everyone, I have a lively and cheerful personality, good grades, and a very good family background, what about me?! "

"You, what's wrong with you?!"

"I have a withdrawn and dull personality. I can only talk to people I don't know well. I have no parents. I have a grandmother and an older sister. My grandmother doesn't see her home a few times a year. Now you have to raise a baby. Besides good grades , there is no advantage."

Wen Xi wanted to agree with what he said, "It's true, but you look good!"

"It's good-looking, but it can't be eaten," Wen Gute muttered unconfidently, "And Gu Zhixin is more handsome than me, if you give him a mirror, with his personality that praises his face so much, I think he can fall in love with me, If he didn't have presbyopia, I absolutely don't believe he would like me."

Wen Xi: "..."

"No, everyone already likes you, why are you not confident anymore?! Are you special?!"

Wen Gu pursed his lips, and said hesitantly, "Maybe I was overheated before, but now that I think about it, I suddenly feel a little dazed. Besides, next year is the college entrance examination, I think...me?"

"Then you swore to me that you liked boys before, but you actually don't like boys, right?!" Wen Xi boldly guessed.

Wen Gu nodded, "But, I really like him, but I think this kind of feeling is ashamed to say."

The expression on Wen Xi's face froze for a second or two, and he quickly covered it up, and patted him on the shoulder reassuringly, "Then take your time, as if you were chasing him."

"Chasing him?!"

"Yes, let's get rid of acting like a spoiled child and spoiling him first, so let's start from the front, pursue him first, and then confess." Wen Xi's idea was good.

"Then what should I do?!"

"First of all, pay attention to his every move, find ways to make him happy when he is unhappy, and buy him breakfast every day," Wen Xi suddenly thought of something, "By the way, you are sleeping together, right?!"

"Ah."

"At night, you go to bed a little later than him to see if he has kicked the quilt, cover him with the quilt or something, and do what you can."

"Just do these?!"

Wen Xi: "Uh, what else?! Tell me the truth, where are you guys?!"

"Don't worry, now, nothing you say can irritate me anymore. My ability to resist pressure is pretty good now."

Wen Gu looked at Wen Xi, then quickly lowered his eyes, "I...kissed him secretly."

"Huh, huh?!" Wen Xi suddenly ate another big melon, "Steal, steal a kiss?!"

"Where is my dear?!"

"How long are you kissing?!"

"Are you hotheaded dear?!"

"How did you kiss?!"

"..."

Wen Gu hurriedly appeased Wen Xi, and said in a gentle voice: "Sister, I just touched it, gently, and he didn't know, and he didn't kiss her because of a fever."

"Where is the kiss?!"

"mouth."

Wen Xi couldn't believe that such a scumbag's behavior would appear on his younger brother, and looked down at his right hand that was about to move.

He secretly restrained himself and told himself that it was his own, his own, his own, and he couldn't do it, don't do it, don't do it.

"What else did you do?!"

Wen Gu felt that what his sister said was probably acceptable, so he told all the things he had done to Gu Zhixin.

"I hugged him in broad daylight, and slept with him at night, and it was gone."

In Wen Xi's heart, it can be regarded as a real blow to Wen's reputation as a scumbag.

Wen Gu secretly observed his sister's face, it was unpredictable.

Finally, after the scene fell into silence for 2 minutes, Wen Xi spoke, looked at Wen Gu with piercing eyes, and spoke earnestly.

"Small story, I don't care what method you use, you must catch Gu Zhixin, and you must not give up halfway, or my sister will definitely destroy her relatives righteously."

"what?!"

"Don't, the men in our family don't like that kind of behavior. If you like it, you can chase it. Whoever dares to make irresponsible remarks, I will beat him all over the place."

Wen Gu: "..."

Wen Gu didn't know which nerve of Wen Xi was wrong, and he suddenly became so righteous.

Still mysteriously mumbling about what is impossible? !It is impossible to produce such a person? !What family background is innocent? !

"Wen Gu, Wen Gu!"

Wen Gu finally regained consciousness from his memories, and looked at Gu Zhixin who called him by his side with a blank expression.

"Ah, what's the matter?!"

"What are you thinking?!" Seeing Wen Gu's bewildered look, Gu Zhixin knew there must be something tricky.

"No, nothing?!" Wen Gu's thoughts came back little by little, "Is there something wrong?!"

Gu Zhixin pointed to Old Yan who was standing by the open window, "Teacher Yan just told me about my grades and called you a lot. Why are you so obsessed with thinking?!"

Wen Gu shook his head, "It's fine."

Old Yan thought that Wen Gu was worried that his grades did not meet his expectations, so he was feeling sad right now? !

"Well, Wen Gu, don't be too sad. You can't be sure about the grades. It's still early before the college entrance examination. This is the first simulation. Everyone is not familiar with it. After you get used to it, you can get a high score in the exam. Don't think too much about it. many."

"Oh, I know."

Old Yan said: "Don't be too sad, just do better in the joint entrance exam next time. The difficulty of passing the monthly exam in September is not much different from this time."

Wen Gu glanced at Old Yan and nodded.

Old Yan stretched out his hand and patted Gu Zhixin on the shoulder, "Look at him, if something happens, go to the teacher immediately, you know?!"

Gu Zhixin nodded, only then did Old Yan put away his concerned expression, and Ma slipped away.

"What's wrong?! Still thinking about the exam?!"

Wen Gu shook his head, sighed secretly, and lay down on the table.

Seeing him lying on the table, Gu Zhixin thought he was going to sleep again, "Are you going to sleep again?!"

"No, I'll lie down for a while."

"What's the matter? I looked so unhappy today, what happened? Tell brother, brother will find a way for you!" Gu Zhixin patted himself on the chest with a trustworthy look.

Wen Gu listened to what he said, thought about it for a while, and still gave up telling him the idea of ​​chasing him, and looked at Gu Zhixin scratching his heart with a look of hesitation.

"Forget it, you don't understand."

Gu Zhixin was stunned for a few seconds, then quickly answered, "What do I not understand? What do I not understand?!"

"..."

"Obviously it was fine before, why don't you say anything now?!"

Wen Gu glanced at him, then left the back of his head alone for him, thinking about finding a suitable person to discuss countermeasures.

Liu Xia, no, she likes to discuss, if it was her, Gu Zhixin would know within a day.

Xu Xu, no, she and Liu Xia are in the same group.

Neither Wu Bin nor Zhou Tong can do it. They talk too much. It is estimated that the result is the same as that of Liu Xia, so they cannot be adopted.

Wei Zhuan, it doesn't work either, Taixie, pretending to understand if he doesn't understand, he must have never chased anyone.

Li Jing, who studies with a single mind, probably has little experience.

Authority, alas, forget it!

For others, it is definitely not possible.

Calculated in this way, only Li Jing can reliably believe it. After all, he is not very afraid of Gu Zhixin, and he doesn't talk about it behind others' backs.

Finally, the person to be consulted was Li Jing.

Poor classmate Li Jing's impression of Wen Gu will always stay in the imaginary picture of stabbing himself twice for his brother, and it is frozen.