Protect our dog-headed military division

Because people from all walks of life have the right to speak, the classroom is too noisy.

Can Liu Xia and Xu Xu nearby hear what Wen Gu and Gu Zhixin are saying?

But judging from the analysis of facial expressions, the two of them are definitely tricky.

For a while, the four eyes met, for a while you glanced at me, and I glanced at you, and then quietly and slowly approached, and then suddenly laughed, and the two heads looked at a mobile phone together.

Brother Gu, are you so poor that you can't even afford the phone bill? !

Gu Zhixin had no idea that they thought of him this way, and with a smirk on his face, thoughts were floating in his mind.

Seeing his stupid look, Wen Gu sighed, feeling that life was not easy, and said he was angry when he saw it? !

Gu Zhixin shook his head generously, "That can't be, I think, my appearance was not very good at that time, and now I am at the pinnacle of appearance!"

Wen Gu: "Stop putting gold on your face."

"Everything I said is true," Mr. Gu Zhixin had a sense of self-confidence, "Where is the money?"

"I have my own halo."

Wen Gu: "..."

"Who gave you the photo?!"

Going around and going around and getting back to this issue, Wen Gu refused to reveal the boss behind the scenes.

"Why, prepare to suppress it by force?!"

Gu Zhixin sneered, "Am I such an unreasonable person?!"

"You think you are a reasonable person?!" Wen Gu retorted.

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"I'm not wondering, what if someone has a crush on me?!" Gu Zhixin explained cheekily, "I have to keep myself clean now, otherwise I won't be very angry if my partner finds out later."

It was clear that these words were for Wen Gu.

Wen Gu raised his eyebrows and looked at him.

Gu Zhixin glanced at him twice, and let out a dry smirk.

"Okay, I'll go ask."

"Just ask?!" Gu Zhixin's voice rose sharply.

"if not?!"

Gu Zhixin resentfully said, "Why don't you inoculate them first and spread the word about sovereignty?"

Wen Gu: "...Uh?!"

Gu Zhixin pursed his lips in disappointment, "Just pretend I didn't say anything."

Wen Gu chuckled, raised his hand and rubbed his dog-headed military commander's head, "I really know how to do it!"

"Well, what will happen?!"

"Know how to act like a baby." Wen Gu looked at him with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

Gu Zhixin glanced at him resentfully, "... just treat it as you are praising me!"

"I'm going to get vaccinated now, okay?"

Hearing his coaxing tone, Gu Zhixin pouted, "Okay!"

Immediately, in front of Wen Gu, he took out a set of real college entrance examination papers from the hole in the table, took a pencil and started to write the questions.

The corner of Wen Gu's mouth twitched, "You don't play games anymore?!"

"I'm not in the mood anymore, now I need to take the exam to calm myself down."

"Calm down?!"

"Calm down, pay homage to my great youth," Gu Zhixin seemed to be casual, but in fact he had something to say, "If this posture continues, in another three or four years, the high blood pressure will soar, not to mention myocardial infarction and cerebral hemorrhage. , when the time comes, your head will be full of gray hair, and you will fade away before you get old."

Wen Gu: "..."

"I know, the only valuable thing about me is this face," Gu Zhixin pouted, "By then I will have white hair, forehead lines, nasolabial folds, and crow's feet lines, all of which will appear. , Some people don’t like it if you specify it, it’s too difficult for me.”

Wen Gu looked at him helplessly, and suddenly chuckled.

"Okay, it doesn't work to sell me badly, save it!"

Gu Zhixin looked at him with resentment on his face, "..."

"Look at what I'm doing," Wen Gu raised his hand and pushed his arm, "Finish your question, I'll clarify the issue of sovereignty right away."

As soon as Gu Zhixin heard the important point, he raised his eyebrows and muttered softly, "This is more or less the same!"

Wen Gu went to check his phone, but he didn't hear Gu Zhixin's slightly satisfied words at all.

Wen Gu: Where?

Liu Touda: Hmm, Mr. Wen, how do you feel, don’t you have a lot of emoticons? !

Wen Gu: Hmm!

Wen Gu: Besides you and Xu Xu, who else has these photos? !

Liu Touda: Well, what's the matter? !

Liu Touda: Is there something wrong with this photo? !

Wen Gu: There is no problem with the photos, I just ask.

Liu Touda: Oh, only Xu Xu and I have this photo, and I was afraid to post it before.

Wen Gu: [Nod.JPG]

Wen Gu: Can you delete all the photos? !

Wen Gu: Gu Zhixin has been asking about the situation, and he plans to ask one by one, just ask the girls.

Liu Touda: [Frightened.JPG]

Liu Touda: Really? !Is Brother Gu so cruel?

Liu Touda: Can't we leave a way out for revolutionary comrades? !

Liu Touda: Boss Wen, wait a minute, I'll build a small group first.

Wen Gu: Hmm!

After about two or three minutes, Liu Xia pulled Wen Gu into a newly created group.

As soon as Wen Gu entered the group, the eight girls who were scarce in the class immediately posted all the "ugly" photos they took of Gu Zhixin in the group.

Looking at nearly two hundred photos, Wen Gu's expression once appeared a little blank.

Are they all so depressed? !

How come there are so many photos? !

Is Gu Zhixin's appearance so popular? !

It seems that I don't have a few photos!

Liu Touda: This is all, and none of them have been released. I swear, if I tell a lie, my deskmate will be single for the rest of my life.

Xiao Xuzi: Why the hell don't you bet on your being single for thousands of years? !

Liu Touda: I am already single, but you are different. You have had two or three boyfriends, and there are records.

Xiao Xuzi: ...

Xiao Xuzi: OK, I also swear, if I don’t send out all of them, I will eat instant noodles without seasoning packets.

Black, white and gray: I also swear, if I tell a lie, I will drink milk without a straw.

Tu Niu: I swear, if I tell a lie, I will choke on drinking water.

Yuanmou: I swear, if I tell a lie, I won't wash my hair for a month.

……

Seeing the comments in the group getting more and more strange, Wen Gu was full of great doubts.

After the last comrade swore to eat upside down, Wen Gu glanced at the strange requests, and was speechless for a while.

Liu Touda: Boss Wen, you didn't confess us, did you? !

Xiao Xuzi: Boss, don’t say that we gave it to you. I’ve already deleted everything in my phone. Really, there’s not even a single one left.

It seems that the content has been unified, and all the following statements have been deleted.

Wen Gu: Understood, just delete it, don’t take random pictures in the future.

Liu Touda: Okay, we know we were wrong, we shouldn't violate Brother Gu's portrait right at will, and we won't take random photos in the future, [swear.JPG].

Wen Gu looked at the news from Liu Xia, and was quite satisfied with her attitude of admitting her mistake.

Wen Gu: Well, just stop taking pictures in the future, if you have something to do, just go to work!

Xiaoxuzi: Understood, slip away immediately.

No one spoke in the group, and Wen Gu couldn't control himself, so he secretly saved those photos in his mobile phone.

Sitting close to each other, Liu Touda and Xiao Xuzi watched in silence as Wen Gu secretly kept Gu Zhixin's photos in the group.

Then, he ran to that CP group with excited faces, and continued to promote the theory that "the CP I knocked on is real, and I really got real candy today".

Gu Zhixin brushed through the questions, then glanced at Wen Gu, watching silently after Wen Gu saved all his photos.

The dog-headed military division who had been silent for a long time finally gnawed.

"Is it necessary to be so wretched?!"

"Do you need to care?!" Wen Gu immediately retorted.

"This is my picture!"

"I know, don't need to keep emphasizing with me, I'm not blind yet?!" Wen Gu didn't give him a single look.

Gu Zhixin frowned, "The photos are not as good-looking as real people, you should take a look at me anyway!"

Wen Gu glanced at him, "Well, after reading it, it's not too bad."

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"I remember you were quite restrained before, why are you so skinny now?!"

Wen Gu looked at his phone and nodded, "That's right, I'm starting to let myself go."

Gu Zhixin pouted, "Why do you keep looking at your phone, you look at me instead!"

"What are you doing?!" Wen Gu ignored his request, "You don't want to eat!"

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"What are you looking at your phone for?!"

Unwilling to be reconciled to death, Gu Zhixin leaned over to look at Wen Gu's phone.

Wen Gu is chatting with his sister, um, no problem!

Um? !No, it seems to be talking about his sister's marriage! ! !

"What are you talking about with your sister?!"

Wen Gu responded to him while typing, "We chatted, who will she invite to the wedding at her wedding?"

"Please my parents!"

Wen Gu: "I've already said that, my sister plans to ask me to invite you to go with me."

"Bring me a wedding wine?!"

"Ang, otherwise!" Wen Gu was finally willing to look at Gu Zhixin, "Brother Yan invites you, it's for Brother Yan, my sister asked me to bring you, it's for me."

"why?!"

"How do you have so many whys?!" Wen Gu frowned at him, "You have a hundred thousand whys?!"

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, calm down, calm down, calm down, too much anger hurts your body."

Wen Gu: "..."

"There are still a few days until the monthly exam. After the exam, I just take a break to have a wedding with Brother Yan and your sister. Thinking about it, I feel at ease."

"Comfortable what?!"

"Shu Tan, your sister is finally married, Shu Tan said that brother is no longer single, Shu Tan and I will soon become an important marriage urging target."

"What's the rush?!"

"You don't know the customs of my family. At the age of 16, a man in my family should find someone who can live his whole life in the future." Gu Zhixin said quite proudly, "My father is not good enough. He found my mother when he was 20 years old. My brother is also very good, so I set my sights on your sister, after more than ten years of long-distance love running together, I am finally about to enter the palace of marriage, and I am the only one left to be run out."

Wen Gu's expression was indescribable, "You still feel comfortable like this?!"

Gu Zhixin realized later, "It seems to be true, my situation seems to be more difficult!"

Wen Gu: "..."

"Don't be disheartened, maybe you can get out of the singles soon after you get my sister's joy." Wen Gu comforted others solemnly.

Seeing Wen Gu like that, Gu Zhixin was suddenly discouraged and lay down on the table.

Where Wen Gu couldn't see, the corners of his mouth almost reached behind his ears, his whole body was shaking, and it was very hard to hold back his laughter.

Simple as Wen Gu really thought that Gu Zhixin was so sad that he was crying, and planned to comfort him.

As a result, looking at Gu Zhixin's handsome face blushing from a smile by accident, he suddenly felt that he had been deceived.

In an instant, he was so angry that he kicked Gu Zhixin's chair. Gu Zhixin couldn't sit upright, and fell along with the chair.

Seeing Gu Zhixin fall, Wen Gu felt much more at ease, it couldn't be better.

Only the sound made by Gu Zhixin when he fell made Class Five quiet for a few minutes.

Then, continue to chat without being affected, discuss topics, gossip about who and what.

Ignore this little episode at all, after all, to Mr. Wen, it's all a small scene, so don't panic!