Protect our dog-headed military division

On New Year's Eve, Wei Chuyun got up with Jiang.

Grandma was overjoyed, and hurriedly dragged the two of them to sit on the sofa chatting, and asked Wen Gu to serve tea and water.

Although Wen Gu felt aggrieved, he didn't say anything because he saw something that made him feel at ease.

Because grandma was holding Wei Chuyun's hands all the time, Jiang Qi hesitated to speak, his face was so heavy that he could lift a catty of weights.

Seeing this scene, Wen Gu, the villain in his heart, laughed wildly with his hands on his hips.

Originally, Wen Gu was kind, but because of the last review, after Wei Chuyun accidentally photographed the love letter and sent it out, Jiang Qi's serious image collapsed.

According to Wen Gu's original words: it is a sand sculpture! ! !

At first I thought he looked like a sand sculpture, but now I know that he is a sand sculpture, there is no doubt about it.

The sour smell from the love letter almost made Wen Gu spit up.

Sure enough, it was Wen Xi who saw it thoroughly, and Wen Gu felt more and more that what Wen Xi said was very reasonable.

Jiang Qi is a wild fat pig! ! !

As Wei Chuyun's natal family, the more Wen Gu looked at Jiang Qi, the more he disliked him. He wished he could kick him out of the house, and he disliked him so much.

In the end, he forcibly comforted and hypnotized himself.

This is all because of Wei Ge himself, because he is blind, blind, blind! ! !

I can't help my mother! ! !

This statement may not seem right, but Wen Gu didn't care.

So this terracotta warrior who crawled out of an unknown emperor's mausoleum began to tinker with his penguin, which only had one small star.

At this moment, the group is very happy! ! !

Classmate Liu Xia is very proud as the class monitor, and he is a big red envelope at hand.

Wen Gu swore that he just thought it was fun! ! !

However, the joy of New Year's Eve could not take away his luck in Africa.

The first red envelope is 0.01.

The second red envelope is 0.01.

The third……

the fourth……

……

When the tenth red envelope was opened and it was still showing 0.01, Wen Gu was about to lose his temper.

In the class group, there are comrades who don't know how to live or die are laughing at him.

The school committee bears the brunt, and is the first to put life aside: Wen Gu, don't be discouraged, it may just be that this game is not suitable for you.

Sports committee: Jingjing, stop talking, I guess Mr. Wen is about to cry.

Squad leader: Don't look down on people so much, Boss Wen is not like ordinary people, he is a god, he believes that money is something outside of the body, you don't bring it with you when you are born, you don't take it with you when you die, do you understand? !

Cultural Committee: Although I sympathize with what happened to the boss, but the non-chief exuded by his avatar makes me laugh out loud.

Commissioner for Discipline Inspection: Well, now I announce that this year's non-chieftain winner is our beloved Wen Gu, Mr. Wen, everyone welcome.

Female classmate 1: Thank you Mr. Wen for your luck, 666

Female classmate 2: The new MVP, Mr. Wen.

Representative of Mathematics Class: This gentleman looks like money like dung. We should thank you, do n’t make fun, so I ’m rude, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ! !

Gu Zhixin: You... Hey!

Monitor: Brother Gu seems to have something to say.

Commissioner for Discipline Inspection: Brother Gu, tell me, although you are lucky, don't feel sorry for Mr. Wen, Mr. Wen doesn't need it.

Cultural Committee: Brother Gu, why are you sighing? !

Gu Zhixin: [Rolls eyes.JPG] I can imagine that my tablemate must have a face as dark as ink, with bulging veins on his hands, and his cell phone is dying. I sigh, your life is not long! ! !

Sports Committee:? ? ? ! ! !

School committee: I didn't understand! ! !

Wen Gu gritted his teeth and typed key by key, with a peaceful smile on his face: Ha ha!

Math class representative: I think the situation has changed, should I withdraw first? !

Revisit: [Red Envelope]

After Wen Gu sent two lucky red envelopes with the number of red envelopes he had just snatched from his Penguin account, he still clicked in to grab them, but the result was still only 0.01.

Wen Gu almost threw the phone angrily on the spot, but because of his grandma, Wei Chuyun and Jiang Qi were here, he didn't dare to drop it.

But holding it in alone, I feel like I will have a heart attack, and I feel a little uncomfortable in my heart.

Gu Zhixin: This red envelope grabbing game...hehehe...is there something wrong with it? !

Monitor: ...

Cultural Committee: ...

Sports Committee: ...

Commission for Discipline Inspection: ...

Math class representative:……

Academic Committee: This probability should be a bit off, shall we continue? !

Wen Gu sighed, and suddenly a feeling of sadness welled up in his heart. Sure enough, he was still not suitable for this kind of young people's game.

Wen Gu: Go ahead, I still have something to do.

Gu Zhixin: ...

Wen Gu quit the class and watched Gu Zhixin talk about himself privately.

Gu Zhixin: [Happy New Year's Eve]

Gu Zhixin: Darling, this is the New Year's money that my brother gave you, don't cry in anger.

Wen Gu: ...

Wen Gu: Go away!I do not need!

Gu Zhixin: Really don't want it? !

Wen Gu: Oh, are you annoying? You said no.

Gu Zhixin: [Crying.JPG]

Gu Zhixin: I treat you like a brother, but you despise me, it's too difficult for me!

Wen Gu: ...

Gu Zhixin: [Smiling.JPG] I’m just kidding, I’m not teasing you anymore, get the red envelope quickly, I have business to tell you.

Wen Gu: ...you tell me!

Gu Zhixin: Get the red envelope first.

Wen Gu: ...Okay!

Wen Gu accepted the red envelope with the principle of not receiving nothing but not receiving it.

Wen Gu: Finished receiving, let’s talk!

Gu Zhixin: Hey, miss me? !

Wen Gu: I don’t want to.

Gu Zhixin: Really? !

Wen Gu: Really!

Gu Zhixin: Do you know where I am now? !

Wen Gu: I don’t know.

Gu Zhixin: Don't you have any desire to chat? !

Wen Gu: Hmm!

Wen Gu: Otherwise? !Tell me, what are you delusional about? !

Gu Zhixin: Well, count me as the post!

Gu Zhixin: I’m in my hometown now. On New Year’s Eve, my mother told me to come back alone to have a reunion dinner with my grandpa, and go back in two days.

Gu Zhixin: It’s really boring here, you are the only one who can find someone to chat with me.

Wen Gu: ...Okay, what do you want to talk about, I will accompany you.

Gu Zhixin: [Smile.JPG], did you drink the milk I bought for you? !

Wen Gu: No, what's wrong? !

Gu Zhixin: The shelf life of dairy products is a bit short, so remember to drink it up and not waste it.

Wen Gu: Good!

Gu Zhixin: Now there are a group of beasts around me, my head is going to explode, it's so noisy.

Wen Gu: Divine beast? !

Gu Zhixin: Oh, you may not understand, it is synonymous with children, mythical beasts.

Wen Gu: Oh oh.

Gu Zhixin: I just came here for an hour, and Yang Yang quarreled with me asking where are you? !

Wen Gu: Heh, what did you tell her? !

Gu Zhixin: I told her that you were hidden by me.

Wen Gu: Gu Sansui, you are awesome! ! !

Gu Zhixin: Congrats! ! !Just a little bit, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning.

I don't know if Gu Zhixin is really stupid or fake, and I didn't catch the hidden irony in Wen Gu's words at all.

There is no one who is simple and stupid! ! !

Gu Zhixin: Seriously, if you can start the video, Yangyang wants to see you.

Wen Gu: Just wait for me.

Gu Zhixin:? ? ? ? ? ?

It seems to get some strange idea.

After Wen Gu said a few words, he left him in the living room and went back to his room to stay.

Grandma smiled: "Xiaogu likes to hold her mobile phone recently, don't mind!!!"

Wei Chuyun is reasonable, "It's okay, maybe the study pressure is too great, it's okay to look at the phone properly!"

Jiang Qi: "Grandma, Yunyun and I have to go back early today, my parents plan to come over for the New Year, and we have to pick up people later."

Originally, Jiang Qi was busy with work, so he didn't have much time to stay with Wei Chuyun. No, he finally had a holiday, and he wanted to stick with Wei Chuyun.

The results of it? !

Wei Chuyun kept chatting with the old lady, ignoring him, and he felt unbalanced.

Wei Chuyun also knew the reason why Jiang Qi's face was down for nearly half a day, so he smiled very forgivingly, "Well, grandma, I'll pick up people later, I'll ask them if they can come over for dinner?!"

Grandma was happy now, "Okay, if you can come over and give me a call."

Wei Chuyun: "OK!"

Now, Jiang Qi's slumped face can lift two catties of weights.

Wen Gu went back to his room and made a video call with Gu Zhixin.

Gu Zhixin probably held his mobile phone, waiting for Wen Gu's call, and answered it the moment the call got through.

In the next second, Gu Zhixin's face plate appeared on the phone.

Wen Gu's vision was shocked, and he didn't recover for a long time.

Seeing that Wen Gu didn't move, Gu Zhixin thought it was his network card, and raised the phone up for a while, then lowered it down again.

Wen Gu watched him coldly directing and acting, "What are you doing?!"

Hearing the sound from the phone, Gu Zhixin turned the phone on his face again, "Wen Gu, can you hear me?! Can you hear me?!"

Wen Gu was a little suffocated, "I heard that!!!"

Gu Zhixin's doubtful voice came from the phone, "Really?!"

"fake!"

Gu Zhixin was still for two seconds, "..."

"Where's Yangyang?!"

Gu Zhixin: "You don't even care about me?! That girl Yangyang ran away long ago and disappeared!"

"...Then why are you calling me?!"

Gu Zhixin was upset, "Don't tell me, you agreed to start the video because of that little girl Yangyang?!"

Wen Gu felt that if he said yes, Gu Zhixin might launch a long-range attack, or a targeted one.

Wen Gu didn't give face, "I'm afraid you won't be able to handle the little girl, and you will age prematurely."

"..." Gu Zhixin was secretly happy, "So, brother, are you caring about me?!"

Wen Gu: "Ang!"

Originally, Wen Gu wanted to strangle his delusions in the cradle, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that this was not good, so he should give him some delusions!

"Where are you?! What are you doing now?!" Gu Zhixin looked at the dark background behind Wen Gu in the video, so he couldn't see clearly.

"..." Wen Gu felt a little tight in his chest, "At home, what are you doing now, can't you tell?!"

Gu Zhixin sneered, "Hey, I made a mistake, do you have any guests at home?!"

Wen Gu: "Ang, how do you know?!"

Gu Zhixin: "Look at the arrangement behind you. It doesn't look like the living room. You can't be in the kitchen. Of course, you can't be in the toilet. Your house has a living room and three rooms. You should be in your room. I'm right. wrong?!"

Wen Gu's face was numb, "Well, you are right, you are awesome!!!"

Gu Zhixin looked proud, and Wen Gu couldn't bear to look at that proud look, "Of course, please call me Holmesin."

Wen Gu: "..."

Gu Zhixin's voice was a bit messy, as if someone was calling him, but Wen Gu couldn't hear what it was.

Gu Zhixin smiled, "Someone asked me to eat, hang up first, wait until I get back to play with you!"

Wen Gu rolled his eyes, and after Gu Zhixin hung up the phone, he said silently, "Stupid!"

When Wen Gu went out of the room again, Wei Chuyun and Jiang Qi had already left for a while.

Grandma started to work in the kitchen.

Wen Gu was not idle either, he put his phone in his pocket and went to help.

The two of them were busy until the afternoon, Wen Xi took Yan Yan home, and now someone helped.

Because there are still people who want to come, grandma specially asked to make more delicious food.

Wen Xi was also curious about who would come, and asked grandma, but grandma refused to say anything, keeping a puzzled smile.

Seeing that, Wen Xi felt numb in his heart.

Wen Xi didn't know it was Jiang Qi's big family until it was time to eat.

Although Wen Xi had a friendly attitude towards them, Jiang Qi was not included.

This fat wild pig who stomped her cabbage!

So at the dinner table, Wen Xi was a little too attentive to Wei Chuyun.

I picked up a piece of fish, put it in Wei Chuyun's bowl, and smiled, "Xiao Wei, eat more, you look thin."

Then I picked up another piece of sweet and sour pork ribs, and said earnestly, "I must have been busy with work and didn't eat well, eat more."

Then he scooped up a bowl of chicken soup for Wei Chuyun himself, "This has been stewed for a long time, it's good for your body."

Wei Chuyun didn't understand what was wrong with Wen Xi, so he took the chicken soup with a blank expression, and put it in front of him, "..."

Next, Wen Xi picked up a lot of dishes for Wei Chuyun, until Wei Chuyun's rice bowl piled up into a hill.

Only then did Wei Chuyun understand that Wen Xi had to run on Jiang Qi in the open and in the dark, and he was a little bit dumbfounded, "Sister Xiaoxi, if you pinch me again, I really can't eat it."

Wen Xi still felt that it was not enough, so he looked proud, "Isn't it distressing to see you so thin?!"

"You are the same as Xiao Gu, you just don't like to eat, eat more, and you will be so fat and lovable."

"Jiang Qi, do you think so?!"

Jiang Qi, who was suddenly named, pulled out a "kind" smile, "Yes, sister Xiaoxi is right, Yunyun should eat more."

The battlefield without gunpowder is about to start!

In the end, the war did not start, and Wei Chuyun and Yan Yan stopped one by one!

The reunion dinner on New Year's Eve was thrilling, but fortunately it ended perfectly.

Yan Yan is a hard-working person. He cleans up the dining table by himself, exuding an aura of vicissitudes all over his body.

Wen Gu was forced to join the gossip team.

Wen Xi still kept talking about Jiang Qi's matter, "Xiao Wei has bad eyesight, what kind of virtue is Jiang Qi doing?!"

Grandma's eyes were peaceful, "Oh, don't say a few words, that kid didn't offend you, did he?"

Wen Xi: "Why didn't you offend me?! He must have forced Xiao Wei. Didn't you see that Xiao Wei was so embarrassed at the dinner table just now?!"

grandmother:"……"

Wen Gu: "Sister, brother Wei is embarrassed because you, uncles and aunts are all around, you keep picking up vegetables..."

"Ah?!" Wen Xi was so mentioned, and realized later, "Yes, is it?! Hahaha, was I a little too strong just now?!"

Both grandma and Wen Gu nodded vigorously.

Wen Xi stopped gossiping and could only laugh awkwardly.

Because there was a need for someone to watch the night, Wen Gu volunteered to stand up.

Everyone else went to bed.

Sitting alone watching the Spring Festival Gala is boring, but it can kill a little time.

When it was almost early morning, Wen Gu couldn't help but want to doze off.

Before he started dozing off, the phone rang.

Wen Gu looked at the display on the phone with misty eyes, and then answered.

As soon as he answered the phone, there was the overwhelming sound of fireworks going off from the other end. Wen Gu felt that it was very noisy.

The voice of the speaker is almost negligible.

I don't know how long it took before the voice gradually became smaller, and the speaker's voice finally stabilized.

"Wen Gu, can you hear me?!"

Wen Gu: "Yes, I heard that."

Gu Zhixin obviously chuckled, "It's good if you hear it."

"Is there something wrong?!" Wen Gu was very casual.

Gu Zhixin raised his tone, "Of course something has happened! Look at the clock on your wall."

Wen Gu obediently turned his head and glanced at the clock hanging on the wall over the dining table, it was already one minute past zero.

"Well, I saw it, what's the matter?!"

Gu Zhixin only thought that Wen Gu was so cute and ignorant, and said with a smile, "My dear, happy new year!"

Because of this uncommon title, Wen Gu was stunned for a while, only to realize that it was already the New Year when he came back to his senses.

I don't know why, but I feel warm in my heart, and the corners of my mouth are raised inadvertently.

"Happy New Year to you too!"

Gu Zhixin didn't hear back for a long time, and Wen Gu looked at his phone several times in doubt, thinking that the signal on Gu Zhixin's side was not very good.

"Hey, Gu Zhixin, did you hear that?!"

"Is the signal bad?!"

"Hey, Gu Zhixin!!!"

"..."

Wen Gu seemed to be talking to himself. After 5 minutes, Gu Zhixin didn't hear his voice, but heard a little girl's voice suddenly.

"Ah! Uncle, you are calling your pretty brother again!!!"

"How did you get into my house?! Get out!"

"No, I want pretty brother! Pretty brother, pretty brother, can you hear me?! I'm Yangyang." The little girl was relentless, as if she wanted to grab the phone.

Gu Zhixin might be really afraid of children, so he said in a low voice, "Don't make trouble, I'll give you the phone."

"Okay!" The little girl obediently responded.

Wen Gu couldn't imagine the other side of the phone, what kind of agreement did they make? !

In the next second, I heard Yang Yang's sweet voice coming from the phone.

"Beautiful brother, I'm Yangyang, happy new year brother."

Wen Gu smiled, "Well, Yangyang Happy New Year."

"Satisfied, return the phone to me quickly." Gu Zhixin still humbly begged for the phone.

Maybe the little girl cheated.

Then, Wen Gu listened to the noise coming from the phone, and thought that they might be making another martial arts movie, and the little girl who kept her secret won.

"Aunt and uncle, grandpa and grandma, uncle and aunt, uncle and aunt, brother and sister, the little uncle called his little daughter-in-law!" The little girl probably called all the names she could remember.

Wen Gu hugged the phone, with a blank expression on his face, "..."

who I am? !

where am I? !

what am i doing? !