Protect our dog-headed military division

When Wen Gu woke up, he had a terrible headache, and just turning over, he felt something in his arms.

Let’s just say it’s a rectangular parallelepiped, not hard, but with a smooth surface.

Wen Gu's title of being a good student for many years reminds me that the things in my arms are by no means vulgar, they must be good things!

Therefore, when the innocent Comrade Wen Gu moved this "good thing" in front of him and showed it, he almost didn't roll his eyes, and he was so suffocated that he passed out.

As early as when he saw a little book corner, Wen Gu realized why this thing looks more and more like Wu San? !

Wen Gu, who has been involved in various extracurricular exercises all year round, is particularly sensitive to colors, and has almost reached the point of recognizing colors and exercises.

Sitting up and taking a look, Gu Zhixin didn't know where he had gone, anyway, he must have gotten up earlier than himself.

At this moment, Gu Zhixin was still flushing his face in the bathroom. Although it was normal for boys to have a little reaction when they woke up in the morning, Gu Zhixin didn't want Wen Gu to see him.

Especially when waking up early in the morning, when he looked down and saw Wen Gu obediently arched in his arms, his eyes with beauty filters automatically opened, and after just one glance, Gu Zhixin froze in a hurry Get out of bed, and then hurried to the toilet.

Gu Zhixin looked at himself in the mirror, and he didn't know how many times he scolded himself for being shameless in his heart before he calmed down.

After staying for half an hour, Gu Zhixin went out with the cold air all over his body.

From the moment Gu Zhixin came out, Wen Gu stared at him, until he walked half a circle around the bed, and suddenly found this imperceptible look from the side.

"What, what's wrong?" Gu Zhixin subconsciously straightened his back, looked at Wen Gu and smiled, "What do you think I'm doing?!"

Wen Gu raised his chin, letting Gu Zhixin's eyes fall on the book of May [-], with a clear expression on his face, if he doesn't give an explanation, he will cut off his celestial spirit cover.

Gu Zhixin laughed. This person slept in his arms last night, so he must really like it.

"This May [-]rd birthday gift for you, is it very touching?!"

Gu Zhixin had no idea how much trouble he would bring to himself if he made a wrong decision.

Wen Gu snorted coldly, "I'm not moved."

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"Anyway, I also gave you a gift, but you didn't give it to me, and I didn't say anything about you. You still despise my whole heart."

"..." Wen Gu stared at him for a while, as if what he said made sense.

Grabbing the schoolbag beside the bed, Wen Gu had to turn his head to see what kind of tricks the dog head was trying to play with a "puchi" sound. !

Gu Zhixin still had a smile on the corner of his mouth, and raised his hand to touch the tip of his nose. No matter how he looked, he looked obscene and malicious! ! !

"Go on, go on!"

Wen Gu squinted his eyes, took out a blue scarf from his schoolbag, and when it was still in his hand, Gu Zhixin couldn't stop.

"Won't you give me another red one?! Aren't you..."

This sentence revealed too much about Gu Zhixin, Gu Zhixin immediately shut up, but it was useless.

Wen Gu looked at him carefully, "How do you know there's a red one?!"

What Gu Zhixin thought was that he might be done playing, but his face was extremely calm, "This, this is what you told me yourself. When you were sleeping last night, you hugged the Wusan I gave you and didn't let go. I said you prepared a red scarf for me, especially for me to remember that it is red."

In view of the seriousness of Gu Zhixin's words, the credibility has increased a little bit, Wen Gu felt that his wine quality was not too bad, at least not as bad as he imagined, so he silently stuffed the scarf back into his schoolbag.

"I didn't say anything strange?!"

Gu Zhixin shook his head, pretending to be decent, "Should you say something strange?"

Wen Gu: "...It's fine if you don't have one, I'll go wash up, the gift will be discussed later."

Wen Gu was about to go to the bathroom when Gu Zhixin called him back.

"You didn't say anything," Gu Zhixin looked at him straight, "but you really don't look good when you're drunk, last night..."

It is said that half of the habit does not know when it can be changed.

"Can't you finish it all at once?!" Wen Gu's head was buzzing, "What happened last night?!"

"This will take time," Gu Zhixin touched the tip of his nose again, and continued to complain, "Last night, you kicked me out of bed many times. Don't you know what the temperature was in the room at that time?! It was cold."

Wen Gu glanced at him, "I really didn't see it, you are still afraid of the cold with your body type, take a cold shower early in the morning, are you cool?!"

Gu Zhixin spoke softly, "It's pretty cool..."

Wen Gu snorted and went into the bathroom.

The two of them dawdled together again, and it took half an hour before they went out.

Wen Gu just walked out of the house before Gu Zhixin, and immediately became the scene of the accident.

Who knows how long Comrade Authority has been dormant outside the door because he is afraid of the influence of the two big men.

As soon as he heard the sound of the door opening, the authoritative classmate was ready to sprint, after all, it looked like he was about to fight.

Wen Gu had just stepped out of the door within three steps, and the people behind him were still chattering.

"Brother, if you don't like the red one, you can change it..."

Wen Gu felt a black shadow flash before his eyes without finishing a sentence.

The next moment, the pain in his chest was so painful that he was dying, but fortunately, he bumped into someone's arms with his back, and there was a sound of "hissing" in his ears as expected.

The authoritative classmate performed on the spot, what a double kill.

Wen Gu clutched his chest for a long time and didn't recover, his eyes turned black.

Gu Zhixin was even worse, his chin was hit by the back of Wen Gu's head, and the back of his own head was hit like this again, knocking on the door.

The authoritative classmate looked at the two "distressed" looks of the two bosses, and felt that he could not escape the destiny, so let the fate be resigned!

"It's okay to fight, but don't slap your face?!" The tone of the discussion was very certain.

The dizziness in front of Wen Gu's eyes hadn't dissipated yet, Gu Zhixin's rough skin and thick flesh were bumped, and he raised his hand to carefully support Wen Gu's slender waist.

"What are you doing here so early in the morning?!"

The authority is terrified to death, "I, I, I'm afraid you will block me first."

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"Speak clearly, what are we blocking you for?!"

Authority: "Don't you guys want to hit me?!"

What he said was so inexplicable that Monk Zhanger with Gu Zhixin's face couldn't figure it out.

What is he saying? !

Why can't I understand anything? !

Is he daydreaming and still hasn't woken up? !

Waking up early in the morning and saying unreasonable sleep talk, this is a disease that can be cured.

"You don't hit me anymore?!" The authoritative classmate was still cowardly.

"Why did you hit you?!"

Authority: "Last night, I accidentally got Mr. Wen drunk."

The authority was a little apprehensive, "Are you really not going to hit me? Although I am afraid of pain, if you want to fight, do it now!"

Gu Zhixin only felt a headache. This person must have a hole in his head. Could it be that he couldn't hear? !

"Who did you listen to?!" Wen Gu, who finally recovered his breath, almost fainted again after hearing the authority's words.

The authority foolishly betrayed a group of people who bluffed him last night, "Last night, after Mr. Wen got drunk, they all said that."

It was the first time Wen Gu felt that feudal superstitions were harmful to people, especially those stubborn scrap iron figures like authorities, who could easily deceive anyone.

"Tsk tsk tsk~" Gu Zhixin made a speech, "Comrade, why are you so easy to deceive?!"

"I've been lied to?!" He didn't realize the authority that he had been lied to, and he still couldn't tell whether what Gu Zhixin said was true or not.

Wen Gu nodded noncommittal.

He felt that if he continued to chat with this silly boy, he would have a heart attack!

"But..." the authority faltered, wanting to say that he didn't dare to say, "You really look scary."

"Scary?!"

Gu Zhixin couldn't believe it. It's okay to use this word on himself, but it's a bit against the law to use it on Wen Gu.

Not to mention that Wen Gu's appearance is originally "petite, lovely, gentle and considerate", a group of kind-hearted people, he doesn't look like a person who will cause trouble at all? !

Did this comrade misunderstand something? !

Gu Zhixin, who had his own beauty filter, was almost on the verge of turning his attention to Wen Gu's body, and he was completely irrational.

Simply blind!

Extremely blind!

madness!

No wonder!

"Brother Gu, you look very kind, but you have hit everyone. I heard that you seem to have hit Director Ma, Lao Yan, Lao Tan, and Lao Fei. You have never let go." The authority tremblingly shook himself I don't know where the false news came from.

Gu Zhixin's head was full of black lines, "..."

"Brother Wen is even worse. Everyone says you are a lion in sheep's clothing. You look calm on the outside and are hot on the inside. I heard that the incident in the toilet in the third year of high school was horrible. Besides, you have a numb face all day long, talking to everyone I owe you a daughter-in-law." Quan Quan didn't realize how much false information he had exposed, and planned to continue to popularize the two people's science, they were almost legends of monsters.

Wen Gu frowned, keeping everything silent, looking at the authority with complicated eyes.

"Pfft~"

Hearing comrades in authority complain about Wen Gu, Gu Zhixin couldn't help laughing.

The rumors outside this are too funny!

Spread everything.

Wen Gu narrowed his eyes and glanced at him sideways, Gu Zhixin immediately fell silent.

Both Quanquan and Gu Zhixin silently felt the unilateral oppression from Wen Gu.

Then, the authoritative comrades came to a great and obvious conclusion. If the two dignitaries of Class [-] were to be classified into grades, Mr. Wen's grade would be higher.

It's probably because Mr. Wen's eyes are too lethal, it's a crit!

"Those two bosses won't beat me anymore?!"

Wen Gu felt that this child was too irrational. He always thought about someone trying to beat him. Could it be that he had a tendency to be abused? !

"Don't worry, I didn't intend to hit you," Gu Zhixin looked at him suspiciously, "How can you be so young, your brain is not working well, and you just think about hitting and killing all day long."

"This is an age of peace, and what we are advocating is the theme of love and peace."

"24-character core values, have you understood?!"

"Panorama again?!"

"Did you forget to take your medicine again?!"

"Why is it so two??"

"Is it because the air is not fresh, or the sky is not blue enough, or life is too easy, making your life unfulfilling?!"

"I don't like to buy discounts, and I think about it every day, breaking a bone, breaking a bone, hitting a bone."

"Now is the 21st century, everyone is a civilized person, if you can make noise, try not to do it, don't you know this truth?!"

"Compulsory education, have you passed the test?!"

"Everyone praises a harmonious society. You, me, and others are needed to create a harmonious society. Do you know this truth?!"

"you……"

The two of them stood and were educated for half an hour, successfully wasting precious breakfast time.

Not to mention that, the key authority still looked like he had benefited a lot, and his temper was so warm that he wanted to vomit half a liter of blood.

Originally, the two of them wanted to continue to push and push, but Wen Gu couldn't bear the humiliation, and directly killed their thoughts in the cradle.

Due to the authoritative "outspoken words", the group "Ma Ta Fei Yan" got together all day to discuss the rumor that Gu Zhixin beat the teacher.

It seems to be something out of nothing, nonsense.

Old Fei: "Director Ma can't tell, you were rumored to be beaten by Gu Zhixin?!"

Not to be outdone, Director Ma said, "You're not bad, I didn't even let you go!"

Old Tan was very sensible, "Old Yan, how many times has Gu Zhixin hit you?!"

Old Yan: "You have a bad temper, why didn't you suppress him?!"

The four teachers have no sense at all.

Wen Gu felt dizzy and uncomfortable, so he didn't watch the whole tour.

On the contrary, Gu Zhixin, who was with him all the way, was quite high-spirited. Along the way, he took a mobile phone to take pictures here and there.

Wen Gu looked at it from his own point of view, this guy definitely chose the perspective of death, and the photos are definitely not good-looking.

Maybe Wen Gu has forgotten what Gu Zhixin did before.

Therefore, they simply thought that he was taking pictures of landscapes, but they didn't realize that Gu Zhixin's photo album was full of his photos.

When returning by car in the afternoon, Wen Gu and Gu Zhixin continued to enjoy the throne at the rear of the car.

Due to the deep sleep last night, my mother and the adults sent me a message and didn't see it.

Looking at the messages sent by his parents on WeChat, Gu Zhixin felt his neck was a little cold.

——You'd better give me a reasonable explanation, what did you do last night? !

——Isn’t it just going out for an autumn trip, why did you put me aside and ignore me? !

——If you can't come up with a decent reason, I'll beat you on the head.

——Your wife will do what she says!

——Tell me about the photo.

——Gu Zhixin, are you still alive? !

--Please reply.

——Stop diving, and answer my question directly.

--still there? !

—Have you been daydreaming? !What about people? !

——Gu Zhixin, did you burp? !

——Are you avoiding the question of who to discuss? !

…………

Even though my parents bombarded my WeChat indiscriminately last night, I remained indifferent.

Gu Zhixin felt that his endurance had risen to another level, and he really benefited a lot!

Subconsciously turned his head, and inexplicably glanced at the sleeping Wen Gu.

Gu Zhixin automatically generated a [-]-word self-introduction in his mind, and the number of words continued to increase.

Gu Zhixin, who had been diving for nearly twelve hours, finally regained his wits and replied a message.

Gu Zhixin: He is still young, I will wait for him to grow up.

Master Mother:? ? ? ? ?

Ms. Gu didn't understand what her son, who was already a rough man, was going to do. !

Countless answers flashed through my mind.

This object is not imaginary, is it? !If it's really imaginary, get him.

Could it be that he didn't have the guts to confess? !If you really don't have the guts to mess with him.

Could it be that the subject is older? !If that's the case, fuck him.

Imagine again, the gender of this object may be a bit biased? !If so... Oh, no, as long as the object is a person, I can talk about everything else.

Ms. Gu no longer expects Gu Zhixin to find a high-demand partner who is both talented and beautiful, who is both intelligent and brave, gentle and considerate, petite and lovely.

I just want him to find someone, a living person, and he will be satisfied, extremely satisfied.

As expected of a woman from the old Gu's family, she's already approaching a state of madness! ! !