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After wandering outside for an afternoon, Lao Yan took his students back to the hotel booked for this trip.

When Gu Zhixin came back to his senses, what he heard was the sound from the bathroom, and what he saw was that there was only one double bed in the room, that's it, that's it! ! !

This is the rhythm of sleeping together! ! !

Gu Zhixin's heart beat inexplicably quickened again.

But after that, he kept hypnotizing himself, they are all boys, what is there to be excited about, what I have, Wen Gu also has, could it be that Wen Gu can still deny that he is a man? !

how can that be? ! ! !

"Click" The bathroom door opened without warning, Gu Zhixin probably didn't hear the sound of the shower being turned off.

Looking at Wen Gu with a bewildered expression on his face, Wen Gu was wearing a short sleeve and holding a sweater in his hand, frowning at him.

The two looked at each other for 5 minutes, and Wen Gu felt that he might not have the feeling to speak, so he said, "Hurry up and take a shower, the squad leader said to hold some activities in the sports committee's room later."

Feeling embarrassed, Gu Zhixin cleared his throat, "Ahem, is that right?!"

"When they returned to the room just now, they asked for a long time, you didn't listen at all?!" Wen Gu squinted his eyes and looked at him, with an expression that if you dare to admit it, I will cut off your sky cap.

Gu Zhixin shook his head against his will, picked up his schoolbag, rummaged through a piece of clothing, and went into the bathroom.

Wen Gu listened to the shower being turned on, and then went to look through his schoolbag and get his cell phone.

After glancing at the two scarves in the schoolbag, I felt a headache.

The two scarves my grandma bought, it’s fine to buy two, but I bought a set for couples, how do I get the scarves as a gift? !

If this was sent out, what would Gu Zhixin think? !No wonder he didn't misunderstand.

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Wen Gu still called the person who made the most calls—Wen Xi.

"Hey, Gu, what's the matter?!" Wen Xi's voice was as gentle and pleasant as ever.

Wen Gu said politely, "It's okay, are you busy now?!"

Wen Xi looked at the mountain of unprocessed documents in front of him, and said nonsense without hesitation, "I'm not busy, didn't I go for an autumn tour?! Did you have fun?!"

Wen Gu showed patience that he would never have normally, "Well, it's okay, I have something to ask you."

"Just ask!"

Wen Gu hesitated for a moment, but still told the whole story, "Usually, when a brother-in-law celebrates his birthday, you... will give him... what gift?!"

"As for the gift...let me think about it!" Wen Xi thought about it very seriously.

"I gave him a watch in the first year, a tie in the second year, a couple mobile phone in the third year, a washboard in the year before last, and a washboard in the last year. Keyboard, this year I gave him a remote control, and I plan to give him a durian next year."

Wen Gu listened silently to the evolutionary history of his sister's treatment of her brother-in-law from gentleness to cruelty, comparable to the evolutionary history of human beings, absolutely unprecedented.

A historical stain that must never be recorded in the annals of history, Wen Gu felt that Yan Yan might be a bit masochistic.

When I was a child, I was afraid that Wenxi would be too irritable and no one would want her, so I found someone for a blind date for her, but Yan Yan didn't have eyes.

Although it is immoral to belittle one's sister like this, it is a fact after all. As a three-year student of the year, how could Wen Gu cheat for personal gain?

Even though Wenxi is a girl, she usually does it to those who are too lazy to move her mouth, and her temper is not very good. She gets angry when she can't say a few words, and she likes to chatter.

But she is very fond of her own people, including doting elements in it, she is very gentle and patient, and she is absolutely not impatient.

However, when Wen Xi said so much, he must be trying to get some words out of Wen Gu's mouth. Who is this gift for? !

Wen Gu was very numb, "Sister, I just want to give my classmate a birthday present, nothing else."

"Send off a classmate?!" Wen Xi chased after the victory, "Male and female?! Old and small?! Handsome and ugly?! Tall and short?! Fat and thin..."

Wen Gu was a little suffocated.

"Do you like it or not?!" Wen Xi said in the end.

Wen Gu raised his hand and rubbed his brows, "Male, he is nearly 1.9 meters tall, weighs [-], and is one year older than me. He is very handsome. I share the same table and dormitory, and he wakes me up every morning...Happy It’s hard to say if you don’t like it,” Wen Gu felt his mouth was a little dry, “it’s a bit nagging, very noisy.”

"Then what do you want to give him?!"

Wen Gu: "I don't know, I don't have an idea yet, so I'll ask you."

Wen Xi really thought about it for a long time, and said for a long time, "Why don't you give him hats and scarves, is it normal for classmates to give this kind of gift?!"

"Hat or scarf?!"

"Well, yes, boys generally don't like scarves, hats and other things, but if they want to give gifts, they will definitely not refuse." Wen Xi said nonsense seriously.

When Wen Gu heard Wen Xi speak so seriously, he believed that she was absolutely unreliable.

"Forget it, let me ask Xiaohu!" Wen Gu resolutely gave up Wen Xi's suggestion.

"Come on, we can talk again."

Wen Guping calmly: "Why don't you give Xiaohu the phone and let him chat with me."

"Okay!" He raised his head and shouted at the top of his voice, "Secretary Xiaohu, come in."

Wen Gu heard the obvious banging sound coming from the phone, and wondered if the person on the other end was fighting? !

"Hello, old brother?!"

Wen Gu remained calm, "Well, what do you generally think is a better gift for boys?"

"This... I don't know very well, but when I was in high school, I usually gave scarves, hats, dolls and so on. They were all very selective, and a big bouquet of roses was fine too!"

Wen Gu looked a little embarrassed, "This... are you serious?!"

"Yes, what's the matter? Do you think this proposal doesn't meet the requirements?!"

Wen Gu sighed, "Okay, I see, you should be busy!"

"Ok."

"Remember to keep an eye on my sister and tell her to eat on time. If you don't dare, call my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law is definitely not used to her. Don't be cowardly."

Secretary Xiaohu glanced at the hands-free cell phone, then shifted his gaze to Wen Xi, and swallowed with a horrified expression.

If he didn't guess wrong, it is estimated that he will fold here today! ! !

Wen Xi narrowed his eyes slightly, signaling for Xiaohu to reply quickly.

"Okay, I see, old brother had fun."

As soon as the phone was handed over, Secretary Xiaohu stood tremblingly and observed Wen Xi's expression, it seemed that it didn't get worse, it's okay, okay!

Wen Xi burst out laughing suddenly, Xiaohu was so frightened that he trembled all over.

"I knew that my lovely brother cared about me the most, and he would be arrogant if he didn't call me normally."

Listening to Wen Xi's words, Xiaohu smiled apologetically with black lines on his face, and even nodded while smiling, looking very pitiful.

Wen Gu sat on the bed and listened to the magical laughter coming from the phone, his expression was a little stiff.

As long as her personality is a little restrained, I won't think that she is not wanted. Now it seems that my idea is completely wrong.

With a bold personality, it has nothing to do with whether anyone wants it or not.

Wen Gu quietly hung up the phone without making a sound.

Then, with one hand on his chin, he looked at the scarf in his schoolbag and felt embarrassed.

After living for 17 years, it was the first time that Wen Gu encountered difficulties because he wanted to give someone a birthday present. What he thought was unimaginable and impossible when he thought about it before, is now realized because of Gu Zhixin.

Thinking about it probably took too much brainpower, so Wen Gu gave up thinking decisively, threw the mobile phone into the schoolbag, pulled the schoolbag and it was over, so there was no need to think about it.

Gu Zhixin just came out of the shower, wiped his head with a towel in one hand, looked at Wen Gu sitting cross-legged on the bed, and was a little dazed. Combined with the few words he heard while taking a shower, he guessed that he might have called someone just now.

"What are you thinking?!"

Wen Gu heard the words and turned to look at Gu Zhixin, and suddenly realized why Gu Zhixin had to take a shower after turning off the lights every time? !

The old man's standard clothes always felt a little hot on his eyes. Although he was quite handsome, he was probably a sand sculpture in this suit.

Elderly vest jacket, black big pants, and hotel sandals, it would be perfect if paired with a pair of flip flops.

Wen Gu looked at him expressionlessly, and whispered calmly, "Spicy eyes."

"Huh? What did you say?!"

Wen Gu immediately changed his words, "I said sit down."

Gu Zhixin sat on the side of the bed in doubt, and Wen Gu finally understood the meaning of Wenxi's advocating the truth of "more hands and less mouth".

Straight away, he turned Gu Zhixin's body back to him, grabbed the towel in his hand, and gently wiped someone's hair with seemingly rough movements.

Gu Zhixin felt that the two sentences that Wen Gu said just now had different mouth shapes, following Lao Tan's teaching purpose, and now he wanted to ask for an explanation.

"Did you scold me just now?!"

"No."

"Your mouth shapes are different in the two sentences."

"No."

"Anyway, I'm still your roommate now, can the conversation not be so numb?!"

"No."

Gu Zhixin turned around recklessly, and stared at Wen Gu face to face.

"Do you dare to look into my eyes and repeat the two sentences you just said?!"

Wen Gu stopped his hands, looked at Gu Zhixin's firm gaze, and sighed, "Don't dare."

Gu Zhixin frowned, obviously not satisfied with Wen Gu's answer, "Brother, I think you can change the wording, do you want to change it again?!"

Wen Gu: "..."

"I do not."

The tone is firm, and there is no room for negotiation at all.

"Just change it, don't reject me so simply." Gu Zhixin naively thought that he had room to struggle.

Wen Gu: "No change."

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"Ding dong~" At this moment of stalemate, Gu Zhixin's phone beeped.

Gu Zhixin had no choice but to unilaterally declare failure on this issue. It is estimated that Wen Gu didn't think it was a problem at all.

For Gu Zhixin's own skills, Wen Gu had to be convinced, it was simply too awesome.

If he put this in the vegetable market, he probably wouldn't need to spend money to buy vegetables every day, and he could bring the dead back to life just by relying on his perfect tongue.

This is absolutely harmful to the uncles and aunts in the vegetable market, and makes people shy away.

The two dawdled for over half an hour before going to the room of the sports committee.

"knock knock"

The person who opened the door was a gay man half a head shorter than Wen Gu.

Wen Gu took a look at him. He had the impression that this person was from the original fifth class. His grades were not very good, and he was seriously biased. I heard that Lao Yan persuaded him and didn't let him change to liberal arts for a month. He was a stubborn scrap iron.

As for his name, Wen Gu is really a bit face-blind and doesn't know, but Gu Zhixin, the former Class [-], probably doesn't even know that there is such a person in Class [-].

Wen Gu guessed it right, Gu Zhixin took a look at that person, racked his brains for a long time, but couldn't figure out who that person was.

There is this person in class five? !

This seems to be Class [-], right? !

what is his name !

Are there people from other classes participating in today's activity? !

Shouldn't it? !

……

The two bosses made their grand debut, and instantly became the focus of attention.

After saying happy birthday one after another, after giving away the birthday presents found in the class, they immediately started the key link of the activity.

Liu Xia thought brightly, "Both big brothers, you are finally here. Tonight's highlight is waiting for you to come."

When Wen Gu heard this, he felt that there must be nothing good.

Gu Zhixin raised his eyebrows, "What is the main event, you have to wait for us to come?!"

"Truth or dare, aren't you looking forward to it?!"

Gu Zhixin was very disrespectful, "Cut~"

Liu Xia: "..."

Xu Xu: "..."

In the end, the two accepted the game meekly, and successfully became the target of everyone's bombardment.

Wu Bin took out the turntable that he had prepared a long time ago, and Liu Xia took out various mission notes written by himself with a wretched face.

Following the convention of giving priority to women, Liu Xia was the first to come and the pointer turned many times, but it still stopped in front of her, and she still looked excited.

Wen Gu felt that she might not have taken her medicine today, otherwise how could she be punished and still laugh so happily.

Liu Xia grabbed a note and opened it, and read: "Big adventure, designate anyone in the arena to imitate your actions."

Wen Gu didn't seem to understand Liu Xia's excitement until he was hugged by Gu Zhixin! ! !

I'm afraid this girl wants to provoke a war between the two bosses of class five? !

Xu Xu was still adding fuel to the picture, "Boss Wen, your hands should hug Liu Xia's neck like I do, hug Brother Gu's neck."

Wen Gu: "..."

Or obediently abide by the rules of the event, stretching out his arms to hug Gu Zhixin's neck.

Liu Xia: "How much weight have you gained recently?! The last time I hugged you, you weren't so heavy?!"

Xu Xu: "I've been losing weight recently, okay?"

"The more you lose weight, the more fat you get."

"I was not paying attention..."

Over there, the two directly discussed the topic of weight loss.

What Gu Zhixin and Wen Gu saw here was much more peaceful.

"You should have about a hundred and one."

Wen Gu, who had been paying attention to the other side, was at a loss when he heard Gu Zhixin's words: "What?!"

"You're still too light," Gu Zhixin looked at him, "Do you often skip meals?!"

Wen Gu frowned, "No!"

Wen Gu himself didn't believe it when he said this, and it was even less likely that Gu Zhixin would believe it.

"Then your grandma still nags you often?!" Gu Zhixin didn't give face.

Wen Gu: "..."

"Has your mother ever pulled your ear?!"

Gu Zhixin was stunned for a moment, "What does this have to do with my mother?!"

Wen Gu pursed his lips, and directly grabbed Gu Zhixin's ear, but Gu Zhixin grinned in pain and didn't throw Wen Gu out.

The admirable brotherhood is also extremely moving.