Protect our dog-headed military division

The next day, Wen Gu miraculously got up earlier than Gu Zhixin.

From waking up to washing up, Wen Gu only looked at his bed, and his head instantly cleared up.

Fuck!

Gu Zhixin's dog head actually slept on his bed, what happened last night? !

After standing there for a while, after the memory came back, Wen Gu suddenly felt very ashamed.

I have occupied other people's beds and made them sleepless. If I wake them up now, wouldn't it make me appear that I have no guts, and I am also very selfish.

Wen Gu knew that he couldn't do such an outrageous thing, so he could only sigh silently.

"Gu Zhixin, Gu Zhixin?!" The voice subconsciously softened a lot.

Gu Zhixin was sleeping like a dead man at this moment, and probably couldn't hear Wen Gu calling him at all.

Facts have proved that Wen Gu has no good temper. He yelled twice and no one responded, so Wen Gu kicked him directly.

With a "bang" kick on the bed, Gu Zhixin was suddenly awakened, bouncing up like a corpse, panicked.

"Fuck, what's wrong?! An earthquake?!"

Wen Gu looked at him with folded arms and raised his eyebrows, the meaning was obvious.

Gu Zhixin scratched his chicken coop hair, and explained very consciously, "Well, last night, when I came out of the shower, you fell asleep."

"Cough, huh, I can't wake you up, so I'll just sleep in your bed, my dear~, it's nothing else to stay here, my dear~ah!"

Hearing what he said, Wen Gu couldn't help frowning, as if something was wrong, but there seemed to be nothing wrong.

"You still have 10 minutes, and it's time for assembly and departure soon."

After Wen Gu finished speaking, he waited for Gu Zhixin to make way for him to change his shoes.

Gu Zhixin threw off the quilt as if returning to his soul, and jumped off the bed.

Wen Gu only felt a black shadow flash before his eyes, and with a bang, the bathroom door closed, and Gu Zhixin's ghost disappeared.

Because Wen Gu was waiting for Gu Zhixin, he procrastinated to gather without gathering and got into the car directly. The owner of the horse did not curse as he expected, so Old Yan couldn't help it.

"Wen Gu, Zhixin, you must increase your speed. If you are late for the college entrance examination, it will be a lifetime thing." Old Yan said with a bit of heartache in his tone, "This bad habit must be broken, you understand? ?! Don’t oversleep and be late next time.”

Wen Gu nodded obediently.

Gu Zhixin is not as well-behaved as Wen Gu, but a bit chic and uninhibited, "Teacher, you are wrong, normal people sleep at least eight hours a day, but we only sleep six hours a day at most, plus the amount of knowledge and physical intake we take in every day. Health is inversely proportional, if we don’t sleep well, our bodies will break down.”

Director Ma frowned, and said in a rough voice, "Don't you still have a lunch break every day?!"

"Director, you don't know that a 45-minute lunch break is at most a light sleep, which can easily cause mental fatigue. Most of the lack of energy in the afternoon is because you entered a deep sleep at 45 minutes at noon, and suddenly woke up. The spirit was not stimulated and couldn't keep up. , I just wanted to doze off."

Director Ma was puzzled by what Gu Zhixin said, and turned to look at Old Yan, "Is there such a thing?!"

Old Yan Xiang smiled peacefully, "This should not exist, but this student in my class is so eloquent that he can confuse you as a director. I think what he said is very reasonable and worthy of encouragement."

Director Ma was stunned for a while, then suddenly came to his senses, slapped Gu Zhixin on the head, and scolded with a smile: "You're the only bastard with a lot of shit, get the hell out of here."

Gu Zhixin got the order, so he pushed Wen Gu into the car, and the two people's seats were reserved at the rear of the car, but this did not hinder Gu Zhixin's existence value.

The people sitting around were all lesbians, and the two of them were completely surrounded by lesbians.

The squad leader sat on the seat next to them, and his eyes lit up a lot when he saw the two getting into the car.

Waiting for the two to sit down, Comrade Liu Xia couldn't wait to take out the motion sickness medicine he had prepared and handed it to them.

Wen Gu was already sitting by the window, but before Gu Zhixin sat down, he looked at the medicine lying in front of him and squinted his eyes.

Does this really make me take medicine? !

Do I look like a sick mentally handicapped person? !

"Motion sickness medicine, we have to sit for six hours, do you want to take one?!" Xu Xu felt that Gu Zhixin must have misunderstood something and needed to explain.

Gu Zhixin shook his head in resistance, his expression was beyond resistance.

Seeing his hopeless appearance, Wen Gu sneered, reached out to take the motion sickness medicine, took a piece and handed it back.

Throwing it directly into the mouth, without taking a sip of water, swallowing dryly.

Liu Xia immediately withdrew his hand, and Gu Zhixin sat next to Wen Gu, fastened his seat belt, and glanced at him.

"You just ate it?!"

Wen Gu took out a black mask from his jacket and put it on, squinted at him, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm motion sick, don't bother me later."

Gu Zhixin nodded, "Then can you bother me now?!"

Wen Gu wished he could reach out and slap himself on the forehead, knocking himself out.

Is this guy a logic genius? !

Director Ma is right, but no matter how many years we go forward, this person is definitely the one who rebelled first, so much nonsense.

"No."

"Motion sickness is generally due to physical reasons, but a small part is due to psychological reasons. What kind of situation are you in?!" Gu Zhixin has read books for so many years, and may not even know how to write the word "give up"? !

"do not know!"

"Why don't you spit out the medicine and let's analyze it together?!" Gu Zhixin continued recklessly.

"do not want!"

The more frustrated Gu Zhixin became, the more courageous he became: "Don't, brother, don't reject me in a hurry, I think we can continue to communicate, it will be very helpful for both of us to learn, don't forget your famous sentence 'not today! Learn, become rubbish tomorrow', we have to keep learning."

"Then I choose to become trash!" Wen Gu buttoned the hat of his sweater on his head, crossed his arms and closed his eyes to concentrate, ignoring Gu Zhixin, who was mentally retarded.

Gu Zhixin pursed his lips, "..."

Why do you suddenly feel so stupid? !

It seems that I have been left out in the cold? !

Liu Xia and Xu Xu watched the interaction between the two, not to mention how excited they were, until they were nagging.

Gu Zhixin couldn't bear the neglect, so he went to ask for dog food again.

Gu Zhixin: Brother Yan, how did you chase your wife back then? !

Yan Yan was still sitting on the [-]th floor of the high-rise building at the moment, when suddenly he received a text message alert on his mobile phone.

After glancing at the text message, Yan Yan raised his eyebrows and replied casually.

Brother Yan: Chase with a stick.

Gu Zhixin: [Shocked.JPG], can you stop joking? !Human life is at stake.

Brother Yan: Give her two options, stay together or break a leg, this is especially effective.

Gu Zhixin: Are you a liar? !Can you beat Wen Gu's sister? !You can't even beat me, okay? !

Brother Yan: ...This is so non-personal, okay? !

Gu Zhixin: This is a fact. It is immoral and irresponsible to others if you try to cover up the facts. Do you understand? !

Brother Yan: ………[Nothing to say.JPG]

Gu Zhixin: Are you the one being chased? !

Brother Yan: [Shocked.JPG], you fart, I wanted to confess my love to my wife, but even our first grader was squeezed out.

Gu Zhixin: Then you are awesome! [Applause.JPG]

Brother Yan: What do you want to do? !Have you found your wife yet? !

Gu Zhixin: ...

Brother Yan: You don't look like you can chase people, who do you want to hit and let me deal with the aftermath? !

Gu Zhixin: ...

Brother Yan: You are no longer a three-year-old child, you have to learn to be responsible for your actions, do you know that? !

Gu Zhixin: You talk too much nonsense, so I won't chat with you anymore. [Headache.JPG]

Gu Zhixin put the phone in his pocket, raised his hand and rubbed the center of his eyebrows.

These days, there are mentally retarded people chasing people with sticks, aren't they idiots? !

Subconsciously, he secretly turned his head to look at the young man beside him. The young man tilted his head and leaned against the car window. His eyelashes were quite long, his skin was fair and smooth, and his hair almost covered his eyes.

Gu Zhixin looked at the tips of his ears getting hot, and then turned his head back silently. He was really shameless.

In my heart, I felt a wave of affirmation of Wen Gu's appearance again. He really looks good, just a little bit worse than himself.

Liu Xia and Xu Xu recorded Gu Zhixin's every move in real time, and suddenly found that Gu Zhixin's ears were red, as if they had discovered some new continent.

He picked up his mobile phone, typed with trembling hands and sent it to his CP group.

Squad leader: [Crazy smashing the wall.JPG], brothers, I hit the wall for real.

Cultural Committee: [Excited.JPG], Brother Gu peeked at Mr. Wen who was sleeping, his ears turned red.

Female classmate 1: Damn, is it so explosive?

Female classmate 2: It's a pity that I didn't grab the last position, [Uncomfortable.JPG]

Female classmate 3: The corner of my mouth is already shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Female classmate 4: I can make up my mind, [Smile.JPG]

Female classmate 5: I'm sour, whoever is interested in discussing the love story of the boss.

Female classmate 6: The boss is too reserved, we produce our own food.

Class leader: +1

Female classmate 1: +1

Cultural Committee: +10086

Female classmate 2: + ID number

Female classmate 6: It is said that the supervisor of the third year of high school is to make small troubles for the big guys.

Female classmate 5: There was a third-year senior in high school who saw Brother Gu messing with Mr. Wen with his own eyes.

Female student 4: Is this a loss of morality, or a distortion of human nature? !

Female classmate 3: How many heart-pounding things have we missed? ! [cover your face and cry.JPG]

Monitor: We can't be the only ones who have lemon essence. I think we can absorb external evil forces, such as senior high school seniors.

Cultural Committee: Yes, that’s right, we can’t be the only ones who eat dog food until we are full, we have to be sour together, we can’t be the only ones, we can’t be so selfish.

Female classmate 1: You speak so righteously, I actually think there is nothing wrong with it, [Cover your face and cry.JPG]

Female classmate 2: Oh my god, I can't do it anymore. My heart is beating. I'm going to absorb the evil forces. Brothers, see you in six hours!

Female classmate 3: add me.

Female classmate 4: I'm sitting diagonally across from the boss. I don't want to miss a chance to eat dog food. I'll keep watching and give you the latest news. Go ahead!

Female classmate 5: I'm going to absorb the evil forces, stalking brothers, don't let go of any troublesome dog food, come on!

Female classmate 6: Well said!

……

The number of people in the CP group has grown at a speed visible to the naked eye. In just three or four hours, it has increased from single digits to three digits, and the results are quite remarkable.

At this time, the drive has come to an end, there may be some small flaws on the road, and the vehicle is a bit unsteady. The students sitting in the car finally feel the sense of security brought by the seat belts. Almost everyone wants to hold their own seat belts kiss two.

Of course, Gu Zhixin and Wen Gu were not included. Gu Zhixin finally slept for two hours, but now he woke up with a jolt, and he didn't have a good temper.

A swear word was stuck in his throat and before he could curse out, there was a dull banging sound from the window next to the person next to him.

Gu Zhixin frowned and turned his head to look. Wen Gu opened his eyes in a drowsy sleep. Obviously he didn't wake up.

Gu Zhixin chuckled, Wen Gu obviously heard it, and looked back at Wen Gu slowly, with that obedient look on his face, Gu Zhixin gasped for breath, and his heart beat instantly accelerated.

"What are you laughing at?!" Wen Gu looked at Gu Zhixin with a frown, with an imperceptible milk sound in his voice.

Gu Zhixin raised his hand to cover his heart. He felt that if he didn't cover it, his heart would burst open and jump out of his chest in the next second.

Gu Zhixin refused to answer, Wen Gu pursed his lips, frowned and stared at him firmly.

Afraid of embarrassment, Gu Zhixin coughed lightly and said in a low voice, "There are still two hours left, do you want to continue to sleep for a while?!"

Wen Gu frowned and stared at him, before agreeing after a while, "Okay, call me when we arrive."

The road became smoother, the car stopped bumping, and Wen Gu continued to lean against the car window and fell asleep.

Gu Zhixin took out his mobile phone in his pocket, and planned to take two pictures of Wen Gu sleeping, when suddenly he received a WeChat message.

Gu Zhixin was so frightened that he almost threw his phone out, patted his little heart that had been devastated, and clicked on WeChat to have a look.

My mother's adult was bombarding my WeChat indiscriminately, and the scene was once out of control.

Fortunately, Gu Zhixin was able to put in and let go, and he didn't show any clues in front of his mother, Mr. Shang.

——Your brother said you have a girl you like? !

--When did this happen? !I do not know how? !

——You bastard, what are you hiding from me? !Tell me about all the pardons you will receive today.

——Remember, you only have the chance of today, so make good use of it, or you will be expelled from the palace!

—Remember your mother never joked.

——Remember to take people home to have a look, in case you go astray, it's best not to be latent snake spirit disease, or you will be tricked!

Gu Zhixin looked at these malicious words, without even thinking about it, Yan Yan must have revealed something?It's so unreliable.

I silently swear in my heart that I will never ask Yan Yan for any relationship problems in the future. This guy is too foolish. He turns around and tells his parents everything he says. There is no sense of security at all, and it is too dangerous.

The car turned a corner, Wen Gu followed the inertia and leaned his head on Gu Zhixin's shoulder.

Gu Zhixin's hands froze when he was about to type, and he turned his head stiffly to look at the head resting on his shoulder, feeling distracted for a while.

The original message was changed.

——I'll tell you tonight, I'm very busy now!

When this inter-provincial news came back to Mother Gu's phone, Mother Gu's face was full of question marks.

What are you busy with? !

Busy chasing your wife with a stick? !

Can't you change it to a more gentle way? !

Sure enough, the men from my old Gu family chase people differently! ! !