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Wen Gu didn't do anything serious, he just felt ashamed and panicked, and wanted to vent his anger.

After whipping Gu Zhixin more than ten times with the book, he calmed down.

If you talk too much, it's Gu Zhixin's shamelessness, it has nothing to do with me, it's none of my business! ! !

Gu Zhixin was not beaten, but Gu Zhixin wanted to kill himself, "Yaya, I have no strength? Why don't you beat me?!"

A string called reason broke in Wen Gu's mind, and Wen Gu went straight to kick it with a sullen face.

The final outcome was that Gu Zhixin was kicked by Wen Gu many times, and a few footprints hung on Gu Zhixin's school pants.

Gu Zhixin didn't care, stretched out his hand and patted it twice, and then sat on the floor, leaning against the wall and sitting cross-legged in the corridor.

He also pointed to the place next to him with a proud face, "Come on, brother, sit wherever you want, you are welcome."

That familiar tone was exactly the same as what he said when he met him in the toilet.

Wen Gu was really rude, and sat down next to him.

He was about to do the real test paper for the college entrance examination, but Gu Zhixin immediately stopped him.

"Brother, don't do it yet."

Wen Gu turned his head to look at him, with a questioning face, the meaning was obvious, "What else do you have to do? Just use it."

"Let's chat calmly!"

Wen Gu closed the book heavily with his hands, with a face like "If you can't talk about anything, I'll knock your head off".

Gu Zhixin swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and sneered: "What?! Haha, my birthday is the day after tomorrow, as my good brother, shouldn't you show it?!"

Wen Gu's expression can't be expressed in words, "...can you show some face?!"

"What's wrong?!" Gu Zhixin always felt that he was shameless, "Isn't it just a birthday present, what does it have to do with shame?!"

Wen Gu frowned and looked at him, "Did you ask someone to notify you of the birthday presents in advance?!"

Gu Zhixin shook his head, extremely proud, "No, no, only you were notified by me, the others all know about it, so I don't need to remind them."

Wen Gu looked at Gu Zhixin as if he was mentally retarded, and felt that he should give this child with low IQ a little care, and sighed, "Then what do you want?!"

"I don't want anything," Gu Zhixin scratched his head foolishly.

Wen Gu was about to close the sentence, "Then you don't want to talk to me about anything?!" Gu Zhixin added the second half of the sentence.

"However, you can give me anything, I like it."

Wen Gu rolled his eyes at him, maybe his brain had twitched, "I gave you a green hat, you like it too?!"

Gu Zhixin: "..."

This sounds strangely ambiguous!

Wen Gu didn't think carefully about the meaning of what he said and just skipped it.

"When the time comes, send it directly to your veteran, okay?!"

Gu Zhixin nodded obediently.

Wen Gu got up and threw the real exam questions in Gu Zhixin's arms into Gu Zhixin's arms, and turned to leave.

Like a poor little daughter-in-law, Gu Zhixin quickly grabbed the corner of Wen Gu's school uniform, "Brother, where are you going?!"

Wen Gu looked at him sideways, "Go to the bathroom."

"What are you doing in the bathroom?!"

This well-informed question!

Wen Gu felt that his head was buzzing, "Go pee, why don't you still eat?!"

Gu Zhixin: "..." He is a ruthless person!

Gu Zhixin immediately let go obediently, "Remember to come back quickly."

Wen Gu: "..." With a sullen face, he turned his head and left.

Once Wen Gu left, Gu Zhixin had no fun, so he could only look through the real college entrance examination papers that Wen Gu had done in a boring way, and secretly flipped through his mobile phone when he was free.

He didn't notice it at all, and a few sneaky figures followed Wen Gu to the toilet at the corner.

WeChat message 99+

In addition to the advance blessings from my family's seven aunts and eight aunts, there is also a particularly eye-catching "Master Mother" followed by several messages.

Gu Zhixin took a deep breath, ready to accept the soul ridicule from his own mother.

As a result, I clicked in and saw that my mother sent two pictures, a link, and a few words below.

——Huanger, when it's time for you to repay your kindness, buy me a copy of this book.

——Recommended by the mother-in-law's classmate, it will help the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the future. If you want the mother-in-law not to make things difficult for your future daughter-in-law, just place an order with me immediately.

——Issuing an ultimatum, if you can't find a partner before graduation, you will leave the house after that, and I will ask your father to demote you to a commoner.

——Just place an order, no need to return, kneel down!

After reading it, Gu Zhixin was full of question marks!

When I clicked on the two pictures above, I thought I was hallucinating, rubbed my eyes twice, and looked at the two pictures over and over ten times.

The title of the book turned out to be: "The Way of Getting Along with the Heterosexual Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-law", Watt? !

Retail price: 50 yuan! ! !

Gu Zhixin closed his eyes and said silently in his heart, not what I thought, not what I thought, not what I thought! ! !

After clicking on the link, Gu Zhixin didn't want to talk anymore.

Wen Gu went to the toilet just to wash his face, but after washing his face, he was directly blocked into the toilet.

The person was still the one who had already been beaten three times, but this time there seemed to be a few more, and Wen Gu didn't have the slightest impression.

The few people who were added asked who had been beaten before with uncertain faces.

"Are you sure it's him?!"

"This student from the second group of high school?!"

"He looks skinny, are you afraid of him?!"

"I carry him with one hand, just like carrying a chicken, what are you afraid of?!"

"Don't underestimate him, fighting is fierce."

"You guys are bold and cowardly, you're really useless."

……

Wen Gu listened to their muttering all the time, but didn't see any harsh words from them, so he frowned and said, "What are you doing?!"

"Boy, I think you look skinny. How about this? I won't make it difficult for you. Kneel down and call Dad three times, and we will let you out, or we will make you suffer."

This is a word from Ersha Sculpture and Society.

Wen Gu didn't bother to say anything, so he picked up a mop at hand, stepped off the cloth strips tied underneath, held it with one hand, and raised his eyebrows to look at the group of high school seniors opposite.

"Who goes first?!"

He completely restrained his approachable aura, and looked at those comrades with cold eyes.

All of a sudden, there was a scuffle in the toilet.

Gu Zhixin was sitting on the corridor mountain, watching the time and it was about to go to study in the evening, and Wen Gu didn't see Wen Gu coming out of the bathroom.

Still thinking, could it be that Wen Gu really went to the toilet to eat? !

Slowly wandering to the corner, before arriving at the destination, I heard a scream from the toilet, "Don't, don't, don't kill me!!!"

This voice didn't sound like Wen Gu's voice, could it be...

Walking quickly to the door of the toilet, I saw Wen Gu tilting his head and clamping his mobile phone, talking on the phone while washing his hands.

Gu Zhixin didn't know why, but he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, feeling more at ease.

Wen Gu directly wiped his wet hands on his clothes before pinching the phone with two fingers.

The grandma on the other end of the phone felt that she hadn't hallucinated just now.

"Yah, did someone scream just now?!"

Wen Gu opened his eyes and told nonsense to fool his grandma, "Well, I was watching TV in the classroom just now, the sound was a bit loud, and now I'm out of the classroom."

There was still a crack in the door of the toilet, Gu Zhixin glanced at it, the scene was horrible.

"As long as you're fine, it's your birthday the day after tomorrow. I bought two scarves and sent them back. Remember to take them and don't throw them away."

Wen Gu smiled and said, "Well, I see, don't worry."

"There's only one for a birthday present, and one for the handsome guy who answered the phone that day."

Wen Gu looked sideways at Gu Zhixin, "Why?!"

Grandma was very happy when she heard the voice, "That's him, he's the one who helped me catch those people who robbed me of my money, and even sent me downstairs, he's such a good guy."

Wen Gu was reluctant, "Okay, I'll give it to him, you have fun."

"Okay, Yaya, I wish you a happy birthday in advance."

"Well, okay, take care of yourself." Wen Gu reminded.

Wen Gu hung up the phone and put it in his pocket before Gu Zhixin said, "Are you okay?!"

"It's okay," Wen Gu said calmly, "get out of class is over soon, let's go."

The two left slowly, and only those who were curious looked for their voices. The scene could be called "bloody".

All the students in the second group of senior high school did not know that a fierce battle had just happened in a certain corner bathroom in the third year of high school.

Wen Gu's speed of washing and washing was amazing. Before Gu Zhixin could think of a word, he was already falling asleep.

Just after lying flat and covered with the quilt, Gu Zhixin pulled him up again.

"Don't sleep yet, do I have anything to ask you?"

Wen Gu may be sleepy, and he can't wake up at all during the conversation.

"Speak nonsense quickly."

Gu Zhixin clapped his hands in front of him several times to make some noise and refresh him.

"Cheer up, don't be lazy, why is the child so sleepy?!" It was an old lady's tone again.

Wen Gu conceded defeat, and said helplessly, "Master, is it okay if you have something to say?!"

Gu Zhixin cleared his throat and planned to have a late-night heart-to-heart talk with Wen Gu, but Wen Gu didn't really want to.

"Just now, why did you fight with someone in the toilet, are you really not injured?! Let me see!"

Wen Gu was a little slow to react, and before he could stop him, Gu Zhixin had already pulled up his two sleeves, exposing only his forearm.

Looking at the two white forearms, Gu Zhixin swallowed a mouthful of saliva for no reason.

Wen Gu saw his Adam's apple move slightly, frowned and said, "Where are you looking at the pig's trotters?! Didn't you have enough for dinner?!"

Gu Zhixin didn't know what to say, so he could only follow his words, "There are not only white pig's trotters, but also black ones, such as sauce-flavored pig's trotters."

Wen Gu: "..."

"Really not hurt?!"

"No."

"I do not believe."

"..."

"I want to look again."

"Where do you see pigs?!" Wen Gu has no good temper, "I'm not hurt, I'm not hurt, I'm not hurt!!!"

Gu Zhixin felt that he had to give this elder brother a good hand first, "...Don't be so grumpy, you're not hurt, you're not hurt, you're not hurt, be good~, suppress your anger."

Wen Gu lost his temper, "..."

The hair was smoothed out, and Gu Zhixin continued to work hard, "Why did those idiots block you?! It feels like there are more people this time, how did you mess with them?!"

Wen Gu twisted his neck, "It's because of a small matter, but their courage is commendable, I admire them very much."

"When you were freshman in high school, the reason why you were called to the office by Director Ma was not because you were a witness, but you were also a suspect?!" Gu Zhixin was simply belatedly aware, and his IQ was impressive.

"Yes." Wen Gu glared at him sideways, "Can't you change the name?!"

"Prisoner?!"

Wen Gu rolled his eyes in his heart, it would be better not to change the term.

"Brother, you can do it, but I didn't see it," Gu Zhixin bragged again, "I can't see that you have the potential to be a big brother, awesome!!!"

"You can't ask and answer quickly, can't you save your saliva?!"

"Okay," Gu Zhixin felt that this proposal was worth adopting, "When we met in the alley for the first time, what did you run for?!"

This historical question that had puzzled Gu Zhixin for a long time was finally able to be asked during his school years.

"Conditioned reflex."

Gu Zhixin was unselfish and righteous, "This answer is not valid, try again."

"..." Wen Gu sighed silently in his heart that life was too difficult, "I was so fascinated by your handsomeness that I couldn't stand it, so I ran away."

Such nonsense, as soon as I heard it, I knew it was made up, but Gu Zhixin didn't take it seriously, completely thinking that it was Wen Gu's affirmation of his handsomeness, and his vanity was greatly satisfied.

"Then at your sister's company party, why didn't you say a word to me, and kept eating, and didn't see how much weight you gained?!"

Wen Gu is really speechless.

Could it be possible to come up and say something familiar, "Student, what a coincidence that you are also here to eat and drink?!"

Or say coldly, "Who are you? I don't know you, so don't talk to me."

These two sentences are not realistic for a slow-moving child like Wen Gu. The only realistic estimate is to stop talking and make eye contact.

But the current answer is estimated to be untenable except for bragging about his handsomeness.

After quickly drawing this conclusion in his mind, Wen Gu bragged without thinking for the first time in his life, "At that time, I saw that you were so handsome as a dog, so I was stuck for a while and couldn't speak."

Gu Zhixin obviously enjoyed this kind of mindless bragging, and patted his chest very narcissistically, "Brother, you are my bosom friend. Sure enough, gold always shines."

"I can sleep?!"

"On your own."

Before he could react, Wen Gu immediately lay down. Gu Zhixin chewed that sentence carefully, and finally realized that "a person looks like a dog" is not a compliment.

When I wanted Wen Gu to change his words, Wen Gu was already lying down with his eyes closed, and he probably wasn't asleep, so he could recover.

"You..." After saying one word, Wen Gu directly pulled the quilt to cover his head.

Gu Zhixin: "..." It's a werewolf! ! !

Gu Zhixin, who was unable to find an answer, had no choice but to give up, and went to wash his clothes.

In the early hours of the morning, Gu Zhixin was still holding his phone to read the few messages his mother had sent him.

Click on that link again, scroll down a bit to see the comments.

——It’s like getting a son for free, who is obedient and filial.

——Sure enough, it looks much more pleasing to the eye than the ones I picked up at home.

——The young couple quarreled later, and I only helped my daughter-in-law.

——The sky is big and the earth is big, the daughter-in-law is the biggest.

——The only advantage of being a son is that he is blindly taken by his daughter-in-law.

——My daughter-in-law is very filial. If I kiss my son, I want to put him back in my stomach and rebuild.

——I can also recommend a book, which is dedicated to raising relatives and sons, "The Book of Raising Pigs and Getting Rich" "Link"

……

After reading so many comments, Gu Zhixin deserves to come to a conclusion that his mother doesn't want him as a son anymore.

The self-confidence that had been regained with great difficulty, was beaten to pieces by the veiled meaning of the lord mother, life was too difficult.

Although I was disgusted by my mother every day, I felt very sad for the first time. Maybe I was really blown to my mother's door by the wind on a dark and windy night.

The villain in my heart is shedding noodle tears.

When Gu Zhixin was still immersed in his own sad world, the bed curtain was pulled open suddenly.

Gu Zhixin was flustered for a while, not knowing what to click on the phone in the panic?

As soon as Wen Gu opened the curtain, a bright mobile phone flew towards him. Wen Gu caught the mobile phone firmly in the dark, and accidentally glanced at the mobile phone screen.

The book purchase page of "The Book of Raising Pigs to Get Rich".

Wen Gu squinted his eyes and handed the phone to Gu Zhixin. Gu Zhixin seemed a little flustered, but when he saw that the book on the screen had changed its name.

With a bang, his mind went blank, and he raised his head to look at Wen Gu with a questioning look. It was obvious that an explanation was needed.

A certain college student stays up late at night and is actually studying non-professional knowledge such as raising pigs to get rich. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? !

Of course, leaving this topic aside, one or two hours later, roommates in a dormitory were still discussing the issue of pigs.

So there is only one truth! ! !

Wen Gu made up his mind a little, Gu Zhixin wanted to raise himself like a pig! ! !

Wen Gu kept silent and stared at Gu Zhixin's Tianling Gai, feeling that he could smash his Tianling Gai with a palm in the next second.

Gu Zhixin's scalp was numb, and with his warm eyes, he gave a symbolic dry laugh twice, and said dryly: "Brother, I think I can explain it, hehe, do you want to hear it?!"

Wen Gu Death Stare!