Protect our dog-headed military division

The midterm exam lasts for two days.

When Wen Gu was carrying his schoolbag to the examination room, he happened to run into Gu Zhixin.

Gu Zhixin hugged Wen Gu's shoulders directly and familiarly, looking like two good brothers.

Wen Gu can do whatever he wants, as long as it doesn't affect him, he is generally very tolerant.

Gu Zhixin had a discussing tone, "Hey, at the same table, can I borrow a 2B for the exam later? I forgot to bring it today."

"it is good."

Gu Zhixin pushed forward, "If it's convenient, lend me a fountain pen, okay?"

Wen Gu: "..." I should reflect on myself, have I been too used to this dog head recently, opening a dyeing workshop for some color, and pushing nose and eyes for some face.

"Is your family so poor that you can't get rid of it?!" Wen Gu frowned, wondering why Gu Zhixin was so brazen, "Why do you borrow everything from me?!"

"I got up in a hurry this morning, I forgot to bring my schoolbag." Gu Zhixin was dissatisfied with accusing Wen Gu of his immoral behavior, "Why didn't you wake me up?!"

Wen Gu felt that he had been wronged, "You have a rich nightlife, so I can control you?!"

Gu Zhixin: "..." This sounds really awkward.

"Why don't you just borrow a pen? Don't be so angry." Gu Zhixin felt that he should stabilize the boss first, so that everything would be easy to say, "Calm down, calm down, wrinkles are easy to form when you are angry."

With this cowardly and skilled tone, it seems that Goutou has been coaxing his mother a lot at home.

Walking outside the examination room, Wen Gu took out a pencil case and put the schoolbag on the table outside the examination room.

Before entering the examination room, he gave Gu Zhixin 2B and a fountain pen.

Gu Zhixin was polite, "At the same table, you don't need to give it to me so early, I can solve the questions very quickly."

Wen Gu, a classmate who had never seen Gu Zhixin doing questions and reviewing, touched his heart and felt that his heart was still beating.

Are you still alive? !

"Goutou, touch your conscience and speak, do you think it's useful for you to come down by koi?!"

Gu Zhixin, who received a new title, felt that Wen Gu might have misunderstood something?

Didn't you review it yourself? !

Didn't you do the exercises yourself? !

"At the same table, I think you misunderstood something. I am still very confident in my strength."

Wen Gu didn't bother to talk to him, "Does the Emperor Ou possess the strength?"

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"I think I can say a few more words." Gu Zhixin was still struggling on the verge of death.

Wen Gu gave him a serious look, "Dog head, reserve your opinion."

Turning around and entering the examination room, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he sat at the first place in the examination room.

Gu Zhixin walked in after him, and sat in two or three seats behind Wen Gu like a "little daughter-in-law under training".

The two of them looked tricky, and they were still wandering outside the examination room for so long.

Liu Xia, who was fortunate enough to be qualified to enter the first examination room, saw such a misleading atmosphere, and took advantage of the last bit of time to spread the news in the CP group.

There was only one subject in the morning, and once Gu Zhixin finished the exam, he became sticky and entangled with Wen Gu again.

"At the same table, where to eat?!"

Wen Gu: "I ordered takeaway."

"Coincidentally, me too." Gu Zhixin turned into a dog-skin plaster, and had to grasp any information on Wen Gu, "Where are you going now?!"

"Go back to bed and sleep!"

The answer is simply brilliant.

Gu Zhixin: "What a coincidence, together."

Wen Gu was finally willing to look Gu Zhixin straight in the eye, this guy is really a dog, he always speaks outrageous things to make people angry, but when he gets angry, he feels like making a big deal out of a fuss.

A little bit of a punch on the cotton, it's soft, I can't get angry!

Difficult! ! !

Wen Gu: "Whatever you want." Immunity is fine.

Gu Zhixin didn't know what Wen Gu was thinking, but he really thought that his efforts to refresh Wen Gu's bottom line over the past few days had achieved results.

Wen Gu has no bottom line!

A certain dog's self-righteousness is harmful after all.

Wen Gu had been quarreled by Gu Zhixin for the past few nights and didn't sleep well. When he returned to the dormitory, he threw away his schoolbag and fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.

On the way up to the dormitory, Gu Zhixin, who didn't say a word, should not be too convinced by Wen Gu's operation.

Not long after Wen Gu fell asleep, the phone next to his pillow vibrated non-stop. Maybe Wen Gu was really tired and it didn't affect him at all.

Just now, Gu Zhixin was carrying his takeaway, and walked in the door, looking at the phone that was still vibrating, while Wen Gu was still asleep.

Wen Gu is not like Gu Zhixin, who is a bit of a spoiled daughter, who hangs curtains on his bed and pulls the curtains every night, for fear that others will know what shameful things he is doing on the bed.

Wen Gu just didn't hang the curtains, and every night he reviewed by himself, and put it under Gu Zhixin's nose, which can be said to be aboveboard.

Gu Zhixin just called out to Wen Gu twice, and Wen Gu just groaned softly, turned over and went back to sleep.

Gu Zhixin: "..."

Holding Wen Gu's mobile phone, I didn't understand what Wen Gu's note name "Old Child" meant?The cheap hands are connected.

The old kid made a video call, but Gu Zhixin was caught off guard and almost hung up the phone by mistake.

The old boy looked at Gu Zhixin for a few times before saying pleasantly, "You are that little doll!!"

Gu Zhixin settled down, looking at the old child on the phone screen, his memory gradually came back.

He seems to know this old lady, must have seen it somewhere?

"Little baby, do you remember me?" The old child saw that he didn't speak, and gave a prompt directly, "It's the grandma who was robbed, remember?!"

Gu Zhixin didn't have any impression at all, but he had to do enough superficial work, and the acquaintances started to chat.

"Oh, remember, remember."

The old child didn't find the topic for a long time, as if she wasn't calling her grandson, she just ignored Wen Gu and chatted happily with Gu Zhixin.

Gu Zhixin's family may have more than seven aunts and eight aunts, and he has a lot of ability to deal with people since elementary school. For him, just an old child is more than enough.

The two chatted about homework, and you chatted for almost 10 minutes without knowing it.

The old boy finally found the topic he wanted to talk about from that corner, and Wen Gu was finally remembered by his grandmother.

"By the way, after talking so much, I'm looking for Yaya, this is Yaya's phone, right?!"

The old boy didn't know how much trouble he caused Wen Gu by being compliant for a while.

Gu Zhixin didn't respond, and carefully chewed the "yaya" that the old child said, who could it be?

"Is Xiaogu here?!"

Gu Zhixin felt that this "Yaya" was probably Wen Gu's unknown nickname.

"Well, he's sleeping, do you want me to wake him up and have a word with you?!" Gu Zhixin played the image of a sensible and good boy very cautiously.

Old child: "How long has he been asleep?"

"Well, it's almost an hour!"

Old child: "Have you had lunch yet?!"

"I haven't eaten yet."

Old child: "Wake him up, so the child can't go hungry indiscriminately."

"Well, okay, you wait."

Gu Zhixin carried out his new personality design, his speech was out of the usual bluffing, full of coquettish words, he looked serious and very stable.

Stretching out his hand and shaking Wen Gu twice, Wen Gu still dazedly opened his eyes and glanced at Gu Zhixin, intending to turn over with his eyes closed and go back to sleep.

Gu Zhixin coughed dryly, "Well, your family is calling, please answer it."

Wen Gu regained a little sobriety by these words, half-closed his eyes, took the call from Gu Zhixin, and didn't even look at who was on the screen.

"Hello!" Still nestled under the blanket, with the phone close to his ear, he opened his mouth feebly with his eyes closed, "Is there something wrong?"

The old child didn't see Wen Gu's full face, only a small side profile, and said in a very kind voice, "Yaya, wake up, obediently eat lunch."

The milk sound in Wen Gu's voice was particularly strong, and he muttered, "Well, I see, grandma, I'll get up and eat in a while."

"Don't wait a while, get up and eat now," the old child couldn't help muttering, "When you are still growing, you need to supplement nutrition, grow tall, and feed yourself fat for nothing, you know I do not know?!"

"Well, I see, I'll get up."

The old child was certain: "I don't believe it, you must still be lying down, I didn't even see you getting up, and you got up in a hurry."

Wen Gu sighed resignedly, hugged the phone and closed his eyes, as if he had installed a machine that could be easily assembled, he sat up slowly.

The old child finally saw Wen Gu's face clearly, and sighed again, Wen Gu only heard the last sentence clearly, "...open your eyes, get out of bed and eat."

Wen Gu opened his eyes in bewilderment, blinked for a long time before his eyes focused, and looked at the old child on the phone with his extremely fluffy hair on top.

"Well, grandma, I'm up." The voice of the milk has not yet dissipated.

"I've had a good rest recently, the dark circles under my eyes look heavy."

The culprit who caused Wen Gu's dark circles is still buried in eating takeaway. Hearing this word, he choked for no reason and coughed wildly.

Wen Gu glanced at him sideways, then turned his gaze back to the phone, "Well, I'm a bit late in reviewing for the exam these two days, and I'll be on vacation soon."

"It's a holiday, I will rest at home obediently, don't worry."

"Where are you now?!"

Old child: "The tour guide has been walking around for the past two days. I can't remember where it is, but it's snowing here. Many children are playing snowball fights!"

In order to show that he was indeed on the phone in a world of ice and snow, the old boy even specially took pictures of the surrounding scenes for Wen Gu.

Wen Gu looked at the vast expanse of whiteness on the phone, and shuddered first.

"Stop talking, the tour guide is leaving again," the old child looked very happy, "Yaya, remember to take good care of yourself, I'm probably going back before the Chinese New Year, don't miss me too much!"

Wen Gu yawned and said with a smile, "Well, have fun and don't get sick."

After exchanging several pleasantries back and forth, Wen Gu hung up the phone.

Wen Gu got out of bed, stepped on a pair of sandals, and looked at Gu Zhixin who was still buried in the ocean of takeaways without looking up.

There was actually a chicken chop next to it, and Wen Gu's cloudy eyes lit up all of a sudden.

Without Gu Zhixin's consent at all, they started directly.

Gu Zhixin looked at Wen Gu's upright food grabbing operation, "..."

"Didn't you order takeaway by yourself?!" Gu Zhixin spoke vaguely.

Wen Gu put another piece of chicken chop into his mouth, and cast a glance at Gu Zhixin, "Who said I ordered it?!"

"..." Gu Zhixin felt that this was because his roommate was getting a bit skinny recently, "Didn't you say it yourself?"

Wen Gu acted in the same place and lost his memory after sleeping, and said vaguely, "Did I say that?! When did I say that?"

Gu Zhixin: "..."

"If you want to eat, just say it. I'm not such a stingy person. As for talking nonsense with my eyes open like this?! Childish."

Wen Gu: "..."

"This chicken chop is specially ordered for you. There is also a fried rice. After eating, I'm good to go to the exam in the afternoon."

Wen Gu didn't see anyone else, he sat back on his bed and ate while holding the takeaway that Gu Zhixin bought for him.

Sitting back on the bed to order Wen Gu, he seemed to be sealed by the bed again, his eyes were straightened, and some unknown machine was installed on his body, and he used a spoon to scoop up the rice and delivered it to his mouth.

Gu Zhixin glanced at him, "Why are you so young, eat well."

It's like a kind grandma saying to her grandson, "It's cold outside in winter, remember to add long johns".

Wen Gu frowned, turned to look at Gu Zhixin, "Did you touch my phone?!"

Gu Zhixin choked for a moment, quickly took an unopened bottle of mineral water on the table, unscrewed it, and took a long gulp.

"Ahem, this, isn't it nonsense?"

Wen Gu didn't say anything, nodded, and repeated his robotic eating.

Gu Zhixin wanted to tease Wen Gu, "Just now, that was your grandma, what about you?"

As if he had gotten to something about Wen Gu, Wen Gu looked sideways at Gu Zhixin.

Gu Zhixin felt that this time it was not his own illusion, there was a murderous look in those eyes.

"Then what? I...hehe...just ask," Gu Zhixin explained in embarrassment, intending to skip this point, "It's quite unique, hehe."

Wen Gu may not be of the same era as him, and cannot understand his explanation.

"Yaya is your nickname?!" Gu Zhixin desperately continued to ask this topic.

Wen Gu was not angry, and explained dryly, "Well, my grandmother said that my mother gave it to me when I was not born."

Gu Zhixin pondered over the meaning of these two words carefully, and said solemnly, "You are a boy, why did you choose such a...cough...name?!"

Wen Gu just put a spoonful of rice into his mouth, and was choked by Gu Zhixin's words.

Seeing that his face was flushed from coughing, Gu Zhixin hastily handed him the mineral water he had just drank.

Wen Gu didn't think much about it, just drank half a bottle, and it was almost bottomed out.

When Gu Zhixin watched Wen Gu drink water from his mouth, his head was buzzing.

That's what he drank! ! !

What the hell is Wen Gu drinking?

His ears were a little hot, Gu Zhixin had been brazenly hanging around for a long time, now he couldn't stand it anymore.

Wen Gu slowed down, glanced at Gu Zhixin, and then at the bottle of water in his hand, he was very generous.

"One more thing, do you want it?!"

Gu Zhixin wanted to snatch the bottle from Wen Gu and throw it down from the fourth floor.

Or there is a very good option, wait for him to finish drinking, and then smash the bottle like a hot potato.

Wen Gu watched the expression on Gu Zhixin's face constantly changing, and took no surprise at all, so he drank the rest in one gulp.

Gu Zhixin glanced at the empty bottle, "..." thirsty.

No response? !

Don't know at all, or don't mind? !

Could it be that, just now, I was so lost in reminiscence that I didn't notice that I had already drunk it? !

Do you want to remind me, but if you really say it, will you go to the hospital immediately to enjoy the VIP package service? !

Gu Zhixin weighed the seriousness of the matter in his heart, but still didn't dare to speak.

He wasn't afraid of death, he just wanted to give his roommate a little face, that's right.

Wen Gu finished drinking the water, glanced at the water bottle, and looked up at Gu Zhixin, "God head, where did you buy the water? You drank it in just two gulps, isn't it three nothings?!"

Wen Gu is still wondering when the world is so bad these days, when even the water appears to be empty.

Gu Zhixin: "..."

In order to maintain the harmony and friendship between roommates, this matter had to be kept secret.