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Liudaokuo didn't say a word along the way, and Dazai and I led Liudaokui all the way to the residence as if we were kidnapping someone else's big girl.

Dazai took out the key from his pocket, threw it up and down in his hand, opened the door slowly, bowed slightly and made a gesture of inviting in——

"Please come in~"

I unceremoniously took Dazai aside, took out a few pairs of shoes from the shoe cabinet and threw them on the ground: "Don't pay attention to him."

Liudao Mu glanced at us a few times and said, "Kufufu, your relationship is still so good."

"Who has a good relationship with him?!" I blurted out and shouted.Then I suddenly remembered that the relationship between me and Dazai seems to be different now.I glanced at Dazai with a guilty conscience, and saw that Dazai seemed to know what I was thinking, and smiled triumphantly at me as if he had caught me.

I made a cut and immediately became confident.

We tidied up and sat on the sofa, Liu Dao Mu was silent for a while, and asked, "What do you want to know?"

Dazai leaned against the back of the sofa, tapping the index and middle fingers of his right hand back and forth on the armrest: "Let's just talk about the Estoraneo family after that accident."

Liudao Mu covered the eye that was implanted in the reincarnation eye: "Kufufu, that matter, the Estoraneo family has been completely wiped out by me. During the Huangba vomiting experiment, the scene caused by you The explosion really saved me a lot of trouble."

Liudao Mu looked at me and continued, "I thought you would have been turned into ashes long ago under an explosion of that intensity, but I didn't expect you to be alive now."

I glanced at Dazai, and Dazai winked at me.

I said to Liudao Mukuo: "Of course, an explosion of that intensity cannot allow us to continue living. In fact, we have traveled through time and space to another world."

Liudao Mu showed an interested look.

I continued: "In that world, a big explosion also occurred at the same time, which was also caused by Huangba's vomiting. The energies of the two worlds collided, and Dazai and I entered that world."

"Perhaps it can also be said that the person who caused the riot and explosion in that world brought us to the new world."

"Kufufu, it's interesting, then you can't really become a god, right?"

I casually smiled: "Who knows?"

Dazai took over the conversation: "Kuku-kun, do you want to know what happened to us over there?"

"Not interested." Liu Dao Mu said indifferently.

Dazai smiled, and continued as if he didn't hear what Rokudokoku was saying: "We have become a mafia."

Liudao Mu's eyes widened: "What?!" He gritted his teeth, "Mafia?! How can you become a mafia?!"

"One day, I will wipe out all the mafia!"

I was a little helpless: "Well, in fact, this mafia is not very dark, how should I put it?" I thought for a while, and said with some uncertainty: "The mafia that protects the city?"

I thought about it for a while, and a name popped up in my heart: Harbor Armed Society?

I'm sorry, chief.

I'm sorry to you for the name that came out of my mind.

But this sentence is really familiar, I seem to have said that I want to destroy the port mafia.

Hey, boss, sorry again.

Liu Dao Mu sneered disdainfully: "It's ridiculous, is it a mafia that protects the city with the name of a literary hero?"

"Why use the name of a literary hero as a code name? There is no such rule in our organization." I wondered how Liudao Mu came up with this idea.

Dazai held back his laughter desperately, his shoulders trembling.

Liu Daozai pointed at me: "You, Chuya, Central Plains," then pointed at Dazai, "He, Dazai Zhi. Isn't that what it is?"

I frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "What code name is not code name, we will call it this name!"

Liu Daoku was taken aback.

Dazai coughed, and said to Liudaokuo: "By the way, we haven't officially introduced our identity and supernatural power. Supernatural power is what we call power. I am Dazai Osamu, and the supernatural power is called [Disqualification in the World] 】."

"I'm Nakahara Chuya, and the name of the ability is [Dirty Sorrow]." Although I don't know why Dazai specially introduced the name of the ability, but since he wants to do this, I will listen to him.

Liudaoku looked at us blankly: "Isn't it really named after the names of literary giants and masterpieces?"

I typed a "?" slowly.

Dazai got up, went to the study and brought the computer.Turn on the computer in front of us and input the three characters "Osamu Dazai".

The computer interface turned around, and the life of a writer named "Osamu Dazai" appeared.

I squeezed to the side of Dazai, grabbed the mouse and slid down, scanning line by line. After reading it, I typed "Chuya Chuya", and the biography of the literary hero named "Chuya Chuya" appeared.

I looked up, pupil quake.

"What's all this?"

I ask questions from the soul.

Dazai also raised his head, looked at me with some confusion and said, "I don't know too well."

"How could you not know?!"

"At that time, I was all about you and the plan. Where did I find the time to watch this?! I just know the general idea!" Dazai shouted.

I looked at Dazai with a complicated face: "I didn't expect the 'Osamu Dazai' of this world to be Akutagawa Fuki..."

Not only is he an idiot, he dreams of getting the "Akutagawa Award", he can also imitate his signature, and he will cry under the quilt after being scolded by "Nakahara Chuya".

Dazai said not to be outdone, "I never thought that the 'Nakahara Chuya' in this world would have such a big green hat, and make a mess of things because of drinking!"

……

hateful!

Dazai and I glared at each other, and we both turned away.

Liu Dao Mu looked at us and got up to say goodbye.Dazai didn't stop him, and just let him go.When he left, he looked at us several times with a blank face, and murmured: "Is this the virtue?"

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After Liudaokuo left, Dazai and I exchanged a glance, got up and ran in a tacit understanding.

On the way, I used my superb taijutsu to successfully take out the card from Dazai's pocket.Dazai yelled at me: "You idiot, shorty! You took my card!"

I triumphantly shouted back: "Who made you, a dead mackerel, steal my card frequently?! This is retribution!"

On the way to the residence, I had already memorized the way, and I clearly remembered that there was a bookstore quite close to here.Relying on Dazai Caiji's physical skills, I taunted him: "Bastard mackerel, you are too good!"

Dazai sneered, and kept stumbling me on the road, eliminating my gravity, trying to block my steps through others.

Be the first to buy the book by Dazai Dazai/Chuya the Idiot!

Such a good opportunity must not be missed!

My eyes burn with the will to win.

The two of us quickly ran into the bookstore and found each other's books, I was holding "No Man in the World", Dazai was holding "Song of the Goat", and we squeezed together in front of the cashier: "Please let me pay first! "

boss:? ? ?

Dazai said, "This little dwarf is responsible for paying!" and then slipped away, smoother than a fish.I took the book and looked at the boss blankly.

"Bastard Dazai!!!"

After I paid the money, I used gravity to fly all the way back. At this time, Dazai had already unpacked the outer packaging and was standing in the living room, waiting for me triumphantly.

"Damn dead mackerel!"

Dazai was holding the book, and I rushed up to snatch it. Not only did I fail to grab it, but Dazai even got "No Place in the World" at some point.

"Among the idiots~ the little dwarf can't get it~ I let you get the card on purpose~"

I don't know what happened to Dazai. With a book under his arm and a book in his hand, he was able to avoid my attack. His body moved around nimbly, the book was well protected, and his voice was still smooth.

I pounced on to grab it, but Dazai deliberately raised his head and slid around like a slippery fish, cleared his throat and read aloud on purpose:

"In the tainted sorrow

Today the fine snow is about to fall

in filthy sorrow

Today the breeze is blowing and I will visit”

Dazai stopped after reading a few words. Dazai and I looked at each other and looked at each other.

Isn't this something I wrote before? !

I reached out and snatched "The Song of the Goat", and quickly flipped through it. After a long time, I closed the book.

Public execution.

When I think about how many people have seen and commented on these things, I just want to die.

I sat weakly on the sofa, buried my head in my hands, wishing I could disappear on the spot.

Public execution is the deadliest.

Dazai coughed twice, and I could hear his forced smile.I buried it in my hands, gritted my teeth and said, "Shut up."

Dazai stretched out his hand to poke me, and said, "Okay, okay, here, I'll show you No Fit in the World."

I turned around and continued to shut myself up.

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Dazai squatted beside me, poking me back and forth non-stop.

I was finally impatient to be poked, and I slapped his hand away: "Bastard Dazai, calm down!"

"Mei~ also~ no way, is this autistic? Isn't the little dwarf's mentality too bad?"

A crossroads popped up on my forehead, I reached out and snatched Dazai's "Disqualification in the World" in his hand, and said viciously: "Just let me see what you wrote!"

Dazai spread his hands, and said with an innocent face: "I didn't write this, it was written by 'Dazai Osamu', and it's none of my business."

I ignored him, and opened the book directly to read it. After a while, I raised my head and said quietly to Dazai: "As expected of you."

Dazai looked puzzled.

"Enthusiastic about committing suicide and dying for love, you deserve to be your Dazai."

Dazai made a question mark.

"So why don't you write poetry!!!"

The corner of Dazai's mouth twitched, he took out the computer helplessly, typed "Mori Ogai", and put it in front of me, letting me see: "Look at Mr. Mori in this world, do you feel better?"

I saw that the leader of this world made a misjudgment due to poor medical skills, causing 90.00% of nearly [-] soldiers to suffer from beriberi, and more than [-] people died of the disease. I sighed: "It's unexpectedly close. ,leader."

Dazai: "... quack doctor?"

I shook my head, took the computer and started typing other people's names, checking if they had written anything and what it was.And I made up my mind that I must encourage them to start creating after returning home.

Especially Dazai, if he doesn't write as many works as the Dazai in this world, I will beat him to the point of writing - paralyzed on the bed and unable to move.

Dazai shuddered suddenly and sneezed: "Huh? Is someone thinking of me?"

Yes, it is:)