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Okay, I am sure and sure this time, Dazai definitely planned it beforehand.

The space station here only has spacecraft coming every other week.In other words, we have to stay here for a full week before we can leave.

Dazai said with a grin: "Actually, it's pretty good here. There are so many cute furry creatures to masturbate. Don't you think it's cute?"

I said angrily: "If I wasn't the one who was overwhelmed by them, I might think they are cute!"

"Oh, I knew that slugs are unreliable. Fortunately, I am smart and left Afutu's communication number." Dazai took out his mobile phone with a proud face, held the corner and dangled it in front of my eyes.

"You asked them to come and pick us up? Are you sure you don't want to mess with Chun Yu?" I looked at Dazai suspiciously.

Dazai let out a strange cry, covered his heart and said to me: "Could it be that in Chuya's heart, I am a person who likes to make trouble? Can't you believe that I am just for convenience?"

It's weird to believe you.

I believe my eyes fully express this meaning.

"Hey! It's too much!" Dazai said aggrievedly.Then he turned on his phone, called Afutu and turned on the speakerphone.

"What, what, Afutu-kun?" Dazai said in a brisk tone.The person on the opposite side paused for a while before replying in an unlovely tone: "Dazai, how long has it been? What's the matter?"

"Ara, Chuu and I are trapped on a planet, and the spaceship won't arrive until a week later. I want you to come and take us to Earth~" Dazai said in the tone of a child on a spring outing.

Afu Rabbit on the opposite side didn't even think about it, and directly refused: "No, it's annoying enough just to deal with the mess for Shenwei, and now I have to go to pick you up to the earth, so let's talk about my workload after all, you guy."

"Oh, the wind here is really strong. Did Afutu-kun say something just now? Chuya, did you hear that?" Dazai rubbed his ear with his free hand, pretending to be puzzled.

"Asshole, listen to me! Don't pretend you can't hear me!"

Dazai seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! Afutu-kun, do you know what the heavenly descending type and the bamboo horse type are?"

Afu Rabbit's voice suddenly choked up, and it took a long time before he said, "Where are you? I'll just pick you up."

Dazai reported our address, turned off the phone and smiled at me triumphantly: "I should do it!"

I smiled teasingly: "Really? Bamboo horse?"

Dazai also blinked, and pretended to be shy and said to me: "Oh Chuya, really, I will be shy!"

My face changed, and I looked at him with a disgusted expression: "It's still you!"

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We sat on the space station until the afternoon, when Afutu finally came with the spaceship, and complained to us as soon as he came out: "Fortunately, we are doing missions nearby, otherwise it would be too late to pick you up."

I smiled and squeezed my fingers, making a clicking sound: "Afutu, I think we need to have a good chat."

Afutu's expression changed, and he said, "Didn't it be uncovered? Why are you still mentioning this?!"

Dazai asked leisurely from the side: "What has been uncovered?"

"Aren't I here to pick you up?!" Afu Rabbit picked up his umbrella and was about to run away: "I don't want to be beaten for no reason, and I have to continue to work!"

I directly used gravity to fix Afutu in place, and no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't break free: "Don't worry, I just want to have a good chat with you. For example, the topic of Tianxiang and Zhuma Interested." I showed a nuclear smile.

"Hey! Don't come over here!!!"

……

After beating someone up, I felt refreshed and finally relaxed my muscles and bones.

Dazai gloated at the side and said, "Chuya is such a violent slug. Afutu-kun came all the way to pick us up, but you beat him up. What a tsk tsk..." After finishing speaking, he looked sincere He shook his head, as if he was really fighting for Afutu, and he didn't know who just watched it so happily.

Afu Rabbit rubbed the bruises on his face, grinned and said, "You better stop talking, Dazai, it's fine if you get beaten up, this matter will be over."

Dazai wowed: "Afutu-kun is too generous, right?! You should teach the little dwarf a lesson, right?! For example, don't give him milk, let him keep being so short, no, he drank it It's no use either."

I shouted angrily: "Hey Dazai! The more you talk, the more you go too far! If you miss the medical room of this spaceship, just say it!"

Dazai looked terrified, clutched his chest with lingering fear and said, "Look at Afutu-kun, Chuuya is getting more and more rampant, just don't care about it on your territory!"

"Huh??? Bastard mackerel, tell me clearly, who is getting more and more rampant??!" I was so angry that he threw me down.

Afutu sighed full of old people's air: "Really, you two don't want to bring my name!"

Now Dazai and I have a tacit understanding——

"What the hell??? Are you out of your mind, Afutu? Why do you think I'm having sex with this mackerel/slug???"

Afutu's body is full of vicissitudes: "Don't think that I can't see anything without a partner! Although I am still an old man...cough cough, although I am still single, but you are so open about it It’s so beautiful that I can’t see the problem, okay?!”

Dazai was the first to rant: "Oh, is this a common problem of middle-aged men? They always like to make up their minds, how pitiful. Forget it, don't care about an old virgin, after all, there is no relationship experience, and it's normal to miss it. .”

But I chose to be tough: "Come on, Afutu, let's fight again. It may be that the nerves in your brain were distorted during the fight just now. Let's fight again now and just connect it!" "

Afu Rabbit quickly said: "Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore. Your room is still tidied up, I'll go first, Shenwei still has a lot of things to do." After speaking, he fled, as if there was something terrible Something was chasing him.

After Afutu left, I turned my head and looked at Dazai, and made disgusting expressions at each other:

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"Hey, I said Dazai, are we really going back to Earth directly?" After returning to the room, I thought about it, but I still couldn't believe that Dazai just sent a spaceship back to Earth.

Dazai sighed helplessly: "Chuya, can't you keep conspiring about me?"

I fell straight back and lay on my back in a big shape on the big bed in the room: "It's not that I'm always conspiring about you, you don't even think about what you have done?"

Dazai got up and sat next to my hand, stretched out his hand and pulled my clothes down, covering my belly exposed due to excessive movements, and said nonchalantly, "Then tell me, what have I done?"

I frowned and recalled: "You..." I sat up abruptly and stared at Dazai: "I just said it was so strange that I didn't think about it, and I was bluffing me with you!"

Dazai also looked into my eyes calmly and said, "I'm bluffing you? Why did I bluff you?"

"You lied to me that drinking milk didn't make me grow taller, and you cheated me of all the milk I ordered! I didn't grow much taller, and now I'm even shorter after transmigrating, bastard! You also said that my lack of height is a genetic problem!! "I yelled at Dazai.

Dazai looked at me with a sluggish look on his face, and then he sighed and said, "It's true, I thought..."

I looked at Dazai suspiciously and said, "What do you think?"

Dazai shook his head, stopped talking, and just lay on his back on the bed like I did before.

I pushed Dazai and asked, "You mean it! What do you think?!" Don't arouse my curiosity and run away!

Dazai complained childishly: "No! Chuya disappointed me too much! I don't want to tell Chuya!"

What's wrong with me? ? ?

I couldn't figure out how I provoked Dazai again, so I had to push Dazai harder and ask Dazai to tell the truth to satisfy my curiosity.Dazai naturally refused to give in, struggling to get rid of my hand.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and then Afutu walked in and said: "What's closed in broad daylight... I didn't see anything, I'll leave now so I won't disturb you!"

"and many more!"

I hurriedly yelled to stop Afutu from running out. I was misunderstood by the autobiography on the earth and didn't have time to explain it. Now I am misunderstood again and must not let go of the opportunity to explain!It's okay to be ashamed on the earth, but it must not be thrown outside the earth!

"Afutu, stop for me!!! Open your eyes and see that Dazai and I didn't do anything!!!" I almost choked on my saliva, "Look clearly, hey! Don't mess around anymore Spread false news!"

Afutu looked at us with a smirk: "Haha, is that right, I'm sorry, I didn't see clearly..."

Dazai sat up and tidied his clothes beside him and asked Afutu: "Afutu-kun, what's the matter here?"

Afu Rabbit looked at the sky and the ground but didn't look at me and Dazai, and said: "It's like this, the team leader and I are going to the Chunyu headquarters, and the spaceship will go together, so we can't send you back to Earth immediately, wait for us to solve the problem." I can send you back after I'm done."

Dazai nodded and said, "Understood, Zhong and I will wait for you to finish your work, and we are not in a hurry."

Afutu nodded quickly, and said: "Since the words have been brought, I will go first!" After speaking, he slipped away faster than when he was fighting me.

I turned my head with difficulty, looked at Dazai seriously and said, "I think Afutu still misunderstood something."

Dazai shrugged, and said indifferently: "Whatever, this is not our world, so let him misunderstand it."

I let out a long sigh, and fell on the bed with a bang: "Okay, I know your purpose now, you are going to Chunyu headquarters, right?"

Dazai turned his head and looked at me in shock: "Slugs have brains!?"

I took a deep breath, didn't argue with Dazai, and said to myself: don't be angry, don't be angry...

No, I still really want to hit him!