you bastard black belly attack

Yan Xun started learning how to cook, and the first time he wanted to give up was not when cutting vegetables until his hands and feet ached, nor when he was handling fish with a fishy smell, but when Qu Haochen made a special cooking for Yan Xun. When the five-piece suit is taken out...

The so-called five-piece suit, the first piece is a helmet, and it is the kind of helmet that is worn from the top of the head down, and the whole head is wrapped in it after wearing it; the second piece is a jacket with a high collar. The third is a glove, but its shape is the same as the black leather gloves used by fish sellers in the vegetable market; the fourth is a pair of trousers whose waist can reach Yan Xun's chest; The fabrics are all isolated from the outside temperature, and the whole person is tightly wrapped when wearing it...

Yan Xun was stunned when he saw the five-piece suit, and then he glared fiercely at Qu Haochen, who was beside him with a serious face, and rejected it righteously!

"Are you kidding me? These sets can catch up with spacesuits! Don't I just cook a dish? As for?"

Seeing that the little person in front of him was about to explode, Qu Haochen quickly pulled him over and sat on his lap, and persuaded him earnestly: "Baby, think about it, the kitchen is so dangerous, if you accidentally bump into something and get caught It hurts so much, doesn’t it? We put these five pieces on and you can do whatever you want inside without getting hurt, and I don’t have to worry so much.”

Yan Xun was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at his eyes, stood up and left, and when he reached the door of the entertainment room, he turned his head and gave Qu Haochen a cold snort, and slammed the door with a "bang".

Yan Xun originally thought that if Qu Haochen showed himself the five-piece suit and he didn't agree to wear it, then the matter should be over. Until the next week, he found that his small bowl of ice cream every day was slowly decreasing. ··

It was only a little less on the first day, but Yan Xun didn't care about it. After all, it was Qu Haochen who scooped it out with a spoon. It's normal to have more or less!But on the second day, it was less again, Yan Xun didn't care, he thought Qu Haochen's hands were shaking!However, on the third day...the fourth day...a week later, Yan Xun found that the ice cream in the small bowl in his hand was only half of the original volume! ! !How can you bear it? ! ! !

So, holding the small bowl in his hand, Yan Xun rushed to the kitchen aggressively to look for Qu Haochen: "Ah Chen! Why are there so few ice creams? Hey, you haven't confiscated them yet, give me some more!"

Qu Haochen was packing up the ice cream box in the kitchen and was about to put it back in the refrigerator when Yan Xun rushed over.

Qu Haochen quickly took Yan Xun's hand, kissed Yan Xun's lips lightly, and then put the ice cream box back into the refrigerator.

Yan Xun was kissed by Qu Haochen suddenly, before he could react, he saw Qu Haochen put the ice cream box back into the refrigerator and locked it.

locked.

locked.

locked.

locked? ! ! !

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ICE CREAM!!!"

Yan Xun roared and glared at Qu Haochen: "Obviously there is only so much ice cream every day, why don't you give enough?!"

Qu Haochen rubbed Yan Xun's head with a smile, hugged the little cat with its teeth and claws in front of him, and comforted him softly: "Good baby, don't be angry, baby, you promise to wear that suit to cook I'll fill you up with ice cream, okay?"

Yan Xun exploded when he heard it, broke free from Qu Haochen's arms, pushed Qu Haochen away heavily, snorted viciously, rushed back to the entertainment room with his small bowl, and slammed the door with a "bang".

Yan Xun's strength was nothing to Qu Haochen at all, he just took a small step back, stood on the spot and watched Yan Xun rush back, and even protected the small bowl in his arms like a treasure.

Qu Haochen didn't chase after him, just smiled, sat down leisurely on the sofa in the living room, picked up the magazine next to him and read it, and glanced at the closed door of the entertainment room.

Yan Xun was eating ice cream in the recreation room, while scolding Qu Haochen.

Since the last time I ate ice cream alone at home, Qu Haochen bought a lockable refrigerator the next day and came back to store ice cream. It is the kind of refrigerator specially used by high-tech laboratories to protect scientific research results. It was used by Qu Haochen to serve ice cream! ! !What's more, Qu Haochen didn't even tell himself the password of the refrigerator! ! !He even knew the password of the safe and the password of the bank card, but he didn't know the password of the refrigerator! ! !At that time, just after the cold war, he was afraid that he would ask Qu Haochen the refrigerator password and Qu Haochen would be angry and ignore him, so he never dared to ask, but now Qu Haochen didn't give enough ice cream, and he had nothing to do!

Originally, when he cried before, Qu Haochen would go out of his way, and everything went his way, but recently, I don’t know who Qu Haochen learned from. Whenever he cried, Qu Haochen kissed him, and the kiss made him dizzy and his head went blank, and he couldn’t even cry. Forgot...he asked Qu Haochen why he learned how to kiss so well, and Qu Haochen told him that this is a natural skill...fuck your natural skill! ! !

He once tried to secretly eat some garlic before crying... But Qu Haochen didn't seem to feel it... Let's say he really didn't feel it, but he was very calm after kissing himself dizzy I took myself to the bathroom and brushed my teeth three times... Huh, isn't this a blatant dislike... If you dislike it, just dislike it, can't you not kiss me... Can you still make me cry once... ·

He also thought about going out to buy it by himself, but everyone in the villa area drives out, and he doesn't know how to drive. If he has to go out on two legs, he won't be able to come back...

So what can be done now?If he didn't agree to wear the five-piece suit, would Qu Haochen keep reducing the amount of ice cream?If there is no self at all, wouldn't there be nothing to do?Can you just agree?What else can I do if I don’t agree?I can't bear to eat ice cream! ! !

After Yan Xun finished eating the ice cream in the small bowl, he sat on the sofa and sulked for a while, and finally resigned to his fate and opened the door.

As soon as he went out, he saw Qu Haochen who was sitting on the sofa looking at him and smiling, Yan Xun pouted angrily, strode up to Qu Haochen, sat down heavily on Qu Haochen's lap, and met Qu Haochen With a slow smile in his eyes, Yan Xun grinds his small fangs, and bites Qu Haochen's chin.

Qu Haochen touched the little head of the baby who was biting his chin in his arms, and asked, "Are you willing to wear it?"

Yan Xun let go of his mouth, and the corner of his mouth was still drooling, glared at Qu Haochen, and snorted coldly: "Hmph! You fill up my ice cream!"

Qu Haochen was so amused by his foodie baby, wanted to laugh but was afraid that this baby would explode, so he quickly put the baby in his arms on the sofa, and went into the kitchen by himself, not letting the baby see his face because Holding back a slightly weird expression.

Qu Haochen stood in front of the refrigerator and raised his voice and asked, "Honey, what flavor do you want?"

Yan Xun couldn't sit still on the sofa, so he ran over with bare feet, went to the front of the refrigerator and looked: "Um... I want chocolate!"

Qu Haochen scooped a little out of the chocolate-flavored box and put it into a small bowl, handed it to Yan Xun, and lightly patted Yan Xun's butt: "Hey, baby, go put your shoes on!"

Yan found the ice cream, obediently went back to the sofa and put on his shoes, enjoying the hard-won ice cream contentedly... Although he still felt that the five-piece suit was completely superfluous...

However... the next day, he was proven wrong...

Because he thought that Qu Haochen was always teaching and teaching, Yan Xun changed the teaching mode decisively. He asked Qu Haochen to show him first, and then drove Qu Haochen out of the kitchen to do it himself.

Yan Xun's whole body was tightly wrapped in Qu Haochen's five-piece suit, without any seams showing through, so his safety was guaranteed, but he couldn't move around!I feel that I have gained a lot of weight, can I still cook well?

Wearing gloves to season the meat, it feels wrong to touch the meat, okay?And this garlic, how to peel it with gloves?

Yan Xun wanted to take off the gloves while Qu Haochen wasn't in the kitchen and couldn't see them, but he didn't know how Qu Haochen put them on, but he couldn't take them off... Yan Xun sighed, and had to just wear them like this...

Yan Xun processed the ingredients, cut the vegetables into small cubes, and was ready to fry them.Seeing the crackling sound of oil in the pot, Yan Xun was a little scared, stretched out his hand and slammed down the vegetables, frightened by the non-stop bursting of oil, he jumped to the side, but accidentally touched his elbow The pot that was boiling water turned over from the stove, fell to the ground and shattered into pieces, splashing boiling water all over Yan Xun.

Yan Xun is now very fortunate that Qu Haochen insisted on putting on this five-piece suit for him, and when he poured boiling water on it, he could only feel the warmth inside, without being scalded. When he recovered, the vegetables in the pot had already burst out Now, Yan Xun is not afraid of wearing this five-piece suit that is not afraid of pouring boiling water. He quickly poured the remaining ingredients into the pot, stirred them a few times with the spatula, and threw a few according to Qu Haochen's actions in his memory. Put in the seasoning, stir fry a few more times, turn off the fire, and let out a heavy breath.

Just now I thought this five-piece set was good. Now that the fried dishes are cooked, not only can I not taste them first, but I can’t even smell them. After that, he put the vegetables into a big bowl and opened the door.

Qu Haochen was locked out of the door by Yan Xun, but he never dared to leave, because he was afraid that he would not know what happened to his baby in the kitchen, so he could only lean against the door panel and listen to the movement inside.At first, the sound from inside was quite normal, but then there was a crackling sound, the sound of porcelain falling on the ground, and the sound of water splashing out. Qu Haochen almost couldn't hold back and opened the door with the spare key, but Thinking about it carefully, Bao'er was still wearing that suit, and he didn't hear the sound of Bao'er's exclamation, so he reluctantly felt relieved, but he still walked around in place to relieve the anxiety in his heart.

As soon as Yan Xun opened the door, Qu Haochen immediately greeted him, pulled the baby who was tightly wrapped but was covered in water and oil stains and had a rotten vegetable leaf hanging on his shoulder, and checked him up and down to make sure he was not injured. Only then did she feel relieved and took off the five-piece suit for Yan Xun.

Yan Xun was released from the five-piece suit, exhaled heavily, wiped the sweat off his face, pushed Qu Haochen to sit down at the dining table, brought out the dishes, placed them in front of Qu Haochen, and sat down opposite Qu Haochen.

Qu Haochen glanced at the expectant baby, put a chopstick into his mouth, his face immediately changed a few times, chewed a few times, and swallowed.

"How is it? Isn't it delicious?"

"..." How should he answer... I am not willing to hit this baby...

"why do not you talk?"

"Well, it's delicious."

"You lied! If it was really delicious, you wouldn't hesitate!"

Yan Xun pouted, picked up a chopstick and put it in his mouth, immediately spit it out, grabbed the water glass next to him and took a big gulp.

"It's so salty!"

"Hmm..." You haven't noticed that some of the dishes inside are burnt and some are not yet cooked...

"Why is it so unpalatable? I obviously made it according to the method you taught!"

Yan Xun frowned, and looked at the dishes in the bowl resentfully. Although Qu Haochen had seen all kinds of embarrassing situations, he still wanted to behave better in front of his favorite husband... But he still did it. Can't you...

Qu Haochen saw his baby's pitiful face, and his little face was wrinkled together because he couldn't figure out why, he was funny and distressed, so he quickly rubbed his baby's dull hair, and comforted: "It's okay, baby It’s already very good to do this for the first time! Cooking needs a lot of practice! My baby will do better and better in the future, right?”

Yan Xun was still a little unhappy, pouted, and lay down on the table listlessly: "Then what shall we eat now? I'm so hungry..."

Qu Haochen pinched Yan Xun's swollen cheeks: "Good boy, can I eat it with the vegetables fried by my baby? It won't be salty with the noodles!"

Yan Xun became energetic when he heard it, and looked at Qu Haochen with sparkling eyes: "Are the dishes I cook still edible?"

Qu Haochen looked at Yan Xun's expectant eyes, and patted Yan Xun's head reassuringly: "Good boy, of course you can eat it! It's just that you put too much salt, baby, why can't you eat it?" The matter of whether it is cooked or not, since the baby hasn't noticed it, then let's pretend that there is no such thing...

Qu Haochen brought the dishes back to the kitchen, calmly ignored the mess in the room, turned on the fire to boil the water, picked out the burnt parts of the dishes and threw them away, put them back on the fire and stir-fried a few times, then added water to make a noodle soup and put it out Pour over noodles.

Yan Xun originally wanted to follow in, but Qu Haochen was afraid that the debris on the ground would hurt him, so he wouldn't let him in, so he could only watch from a distance at the door, his little nose moved with the scent wafting over: "It smells so good! It smells so hungry!"

Qu Haochen filled up the noodles, brought out bowls in each hand and put them on the table, Yan Xun started to eat hungrily with his chopsticks.

Qu Haochen's bulging cheeks are so cute, he can't move his eyes, he always wants to poke and pinch, but disturbing this foodie babe, this babe will definitely blow up, let's forget it, Qu Haochen hurriedly looked down at his bowl to drive these unreliable thoughts out of his mind.

After dinner, Yan Xun, in the spirit of never giving up and never giving up, said that he would also learn other housework, but he didn't believe it. He couldn't do such difficult things as cooking, and couldn't he do such things as cleaning and washing dishes? Can't he learn it?

But the truth is often so cruel. After Yan Xun washed the dishes and smashed the bowls and cut his hands, washed the clothes, wet himself and stained the clothes, and knocked down the vase after cleaning, Qu Haochen completely prohibited Yan Xun from continuing to do housework.

What a joke, he was terrified to see this baby doing housework!If this happens a few more times, I'm afraid this baby will not only cut his hands!It seems that there is a reason why this baby has been an idiot for so many years, not only because he is lazy, but also because he is stupid in both brain and body!Cough cough... just think about this sentence, if you really say it, this baby will definitely blow up, and you can't stop kissing him...

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