President contract plan

"You should have thought of all this a long time ago, and thought that since we have come to this point, we will never die."

Qi Yan looked into Zhuang Mei's eyes, held Zou's mouth, without any expression on his face.

"It's you who should die, so I'll rest, right?" Zhuang Mei smiled a little: "No matter how powerful you are, there are some things you can't control."

Staring at the smile of this man in front of him for a long time, Qi Yan still didn't give up. After all, the two have been close friends for many years, and he didn't want to let his friend die because of the so-called business: "Zhuang Mei, I don't care about this line, let's go back, okay?" good?"

"What are you kidding?" Zhuang Mei raised her brows, held the gun she carried behind her back in her hand, and did not aim at Qi Yan, but this posture was already put on: "Anyway, as long as you are killed, I will kill you." , then the first stop will not let me go, Ye Zuo really wants to wear a pair of pants with you, let alone."

He raised the gun in front of himself, and raised the corners of his lips: "So, the only way at present is to let the two of you die here, and don't let one of you go out. It will save us a lot of trouble, won't it?"

Qi Yan felt a little cold in his heart, but he still wanted to make a final struggle: "Zhuang Mei! The people you hired will never let you go after you pay!"

Hearing this, Zhuang Mei put down the gun in her hand and raised her chin to Qi Yan: "Aren't you thinking too much? Those who chased you on the mountain were not the mercenaries from before. If they were them, they would definitely He was the first one to knock you down, how could he let you play around in circles, what a pain in the ass to be idle?"

Zou Xian raised his head suddenly, gritted his teeth and said a name. At this time, Qi Yan also had an epiphany, and the two spoke almost in unison.

"Wu Yihan!"

"Shao Jian!"

"Eh?"

"Ok?"

The two people who thought they could see through the secrets looked at each other speechlessly, with that affectionate look, Zhuang brows gritted their teeth, and finally choked out three words: "Dog man man!"

There seems to be something wrong with this channel, Qi Yan turned his head and scolded: "You are not here to catch rape!"

What an embarrassing atmosphere...

Just when everyone felt that the wind was blowing the balls of their pants, Zhuang Mei raised her gun and decided to do something to save the current embarrassing atmosphere, but when she heard movement around, she suddenly realized that it was those mercenaries who rushed over and stood The one on the rock above is precisely Wu Yihan.

And those few mercenaries surrounded her, and some of them stood behind Zhuang Mei, looking like a disaster scene where a villain molested a beautiful woman from a good family.

Zhuang Mei frowned: "Why did you come here so slowly? I dragged it for a long time by myself!"

Wu Yihan said with a dark face: "These people are useless, that one...what's wrong with it, it turned into the ditch when it looked good, and I was covered in water!"

As he spoke, he fiddled with his hair, and when he saw the two people standing together without changing their expressions, he showed a mocking expression: "I still think you are something, aren't you still killed by me? Zou Xian , you should know that you have no future with such a thing...fuck..."

He was talking and laughing, the water under his feet hadn't dried yet, and the bluestone slab was slippery and fell directly from it.

Qi Yan took a cool look: "Is the neck broken? Is he dead?"

The elder and younger over there didn't answer. After all, he was delicate and weak with delicate skin and tender flesh. He couldn't stand the toss like Qi Yan. At this moment, his head was bleeding, and everyone panicked immediately.

"Madan..."

"This kind of waste..."

"How about... call an ambulance..."

"It might not be good to die here..."

"what to do……"

"A bunch of waste!" Zhuang Mei held the gun in a mighty and domineering manner and aimed at the top. As a result, there were still a few wires on the mountain. When the gun hit it, there was a loud bang, and the wires on it broke into two pieces from mid-air with sparks. The middle slipped down, and everyone happened to be standing below, and hurriedly dodged.

It just so happened that there was a helicopter flying by in the sky, and there was a violent roar from above. The man actually pulled the cabin door and jumped off with something in his hand.

jumped off...

jumped off...

jumped off...

shit...

The man put on a black suit and went skydiving just like that. It was a sunny day and there was no blowing. He didn't know where he would go.

That man was not a serious person at first glance, and it wasn't until he landed that everyone realized that the person he was holding was a man with a black bag on his head. This made everyone present sigh: "A strong man has strong arms!"

The man pulled two to five to eighty thousand, glanced at you, and opened his mouth with a strong Kyoto accent: "********..."

After speaking a long list of Japanese, this pretentious look frightened the little babies present. He shook the person in his hand violently, and the person tremblingly acted as an interpreter: "Which bastard is broken?" Got into Lao Tzu's net..."

The stalemate in the atmosphere was subtle, and Zhuang Mei showed a stiff smile: "Brother Terai, are you here to rescue Qi Yan?"

"Fuck!" Qi Yan struggled desperately, Zou Xian pulled with all his strength, the kid was not convinced, saying a word of help was too embarrassing, as if he was not fair.

"No." Glancing at him, Terai Chichi still had a paralyzed face and dead fish eyes. He shook the man in his hand, showing a mocking and malicious smile: "I'm here to catch my lost child bride!"

The mercenaries who were squatting had to defend themselves and cry bitterly, shouting loudly like dead mothers one by one: "Boss, boss..."

Zou Xian tapped his right hand with his left hand: "So it's Shao Jian."

Hearing the words "Tong Yang Daughter-in-law", Shao Jian twitched excitedly, and was grabbed by the back of the neck by Terai Zhizhi, and instantly stopped moving.The foreign friend turned back to look at his younger brother who was surrounded by people, and rolled his eyes: "It deserves it."

In Qi Yan's heart, going up to piapia would mean two slaps in the face!

"Tell you that you were a dead fellow Taoist and not a poor Taoist." Teraizhi said seriously, with a cool expression and blind sunglasses: "Master Mother asked you to come back when you have time, and she learned a new kind of dessert."

Qi Yan rolled his eyes.

After such a fuss, everyone didn't know what to do for a moment. Zou Xian took out the bread in the bag, chewed it, and ate it. He also stuffed a piece of bread beside him for Qi Yan to gag. Of course, he picked the raisins. The kind that comes out.

Accompanied by the roar of the plane, the pilot of Terai's family rolled his eyes and gave up the position to the new helicopter. Zhuang raised his brows and couldn't help but uttered: "Damn it."

This, this...isn't this his meow?

The plane landed, because he was afraid of hanging branches, and when there was still a distance from the ground, Ye Zuo jumped down directly from the top. He was crying and severely accused Terai Chichi, you damn meow only cares about yourself, he thought about it all day yesterday The pretentious posture was rejected in this way.

After curling his lips, he came over with his mobile phone, Qi Yan looked depressed: "Why are you here?"

Classmate Ye Zuo gave Zou Xian the mobile phone in his hand, "Your grandpa called me every day to harass me. I was forced to come here with the radio..."

The crowd looked up at the helicopter that had ruined their hairstyles above them.

Zou Xian dialed the phone with a blank expression on his face, only to hear his grandfather's angry growl: "I don't mind if you have sex with anyone, if you dare to have sex with Qi Yan, I'll break your leg !"

"It's late..." Zou Xian blinked his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Ah... the first time really hurts..."

There was a strange silence on the phone, and finally a calm question came: "Are you the one below?"

"Yeah." Zou nodded with a paralyzed face.

"Then you fuck him for me and come back!"

Zou Xian looked at the phone for a long time under Qi Yan's dangerous eyes, and then asked seriously: "If I come back, can I bring him back?"

"No!" The old man blew his beard and stared: "When you come back, I will hold a beauty pageant for men, and I will choose the most beautiful... daughter-in-law for you!"

Zou Xian hung up the phone with a snap, and after thinking about it, he sent another text message: Please leave!

Then he looked at Qi Yan seriously, and solemnly put forward his opinion: "Let's elope!"

Qi Yan happily put his arms around his daughter-in-law and took a sip, and immediately waved to indicate that you continue to play, I am going to elope with my daughter-in-law.Immediately, he took Zou Qiang with one hand and grabbed the ladder that was lowered from Sijing Zhizhi's plane, and climbed up, halfway through the climb, he turned back and blew a kiss: "Play slowly, I won't invite you to a wedding banquet when I get married."

Zhuang Mei fired a gun into the sky with no expression on his face, and Ye Zuo looked at it with a moved face: "Brother Zhuang is really friendly, he actually took the lead in firing the cannon, Brother Yan, happy wedding!" After finishing speaking, he also shot into the sky. One shot.

In order to show that they are not very useless today, the mercenaries on the ground shot into the sky one after another. On this genius morning, the sky was full of inspections from gunshots, and the background music was the ambulance that Wu Yihan called from a distance whine.

"Hey, what's the matter... What the hell?" Ye Zuo suddenly dropped the phone, ran over and grabbed Zhuang Mei: "Go, my Jingba was fucked by some dog before, and it's about to give birth!"

Zhuang Mei remained expressionless: "Why are you dragging me?"

"Delivery!"

Seeing the ground on the ground, Teraizhi felt emotional, raised his gun and shot three times in a row to show his brotherly love, and didn't react until the plane was flying to the island country.

"Fuck, how do I go back!"

three days later

Zou Xian and Qi Yan walked out of the night market in their bathrobes, and finally finished handling the snacks in their hands, they were so stuffed that they didn't want to move.

"Qi Yan."

"Huh?" Qi Yan turned around with a puzzled expression.

"This is for you to drink, and I love you!" Zou Xian had a faint smile on his face.

Qi Yan's face gradually turned red, and he held the cup and drank it in one gulp, and Zou Xian's face changed when he took down the empty cup: "Why did you finish drinking, there is a ring in the drink, are you going to commit suicide!"

Showing a strange smile, Qi Yan opened his mouth, and raised his tongue to show him the ring below: "No wonder there are some bared teeth."

Through the glass windows of the izakaya, there are fireworks bursting outside.

"Actually, those bullets look better." Zou Xian commented with a nod.

Qi Yan smiled, took out another ring and put it on for him, then kissed it.

"I like to play gun battles every day in the future."

"There can also be a salute."

"Actually, I like your cannon better"

-End-

and many more……

In the hotel in City J, in the dead of night, in the middle of the night, a low-pitched meow came from the presidential suite.

Those who smell the sadness and see it cry!

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