A Guide to Modern Cultivation

Faced with his son's face-to-face questioning, Yunling's mother smiled and said, "Oh, that happened a few years ago? Isn't there a regulation? You haven't entered school yet, how can we talk nonsense with you?"

Yunling had a troubled expression on his face: "But I have already been admitted to Huaxia University during the summer vacation!" Only then did he understand why his parents kept encouraging him without the slightest hesitation after he was admitted to Huaxia University's ancient repair major. Take this major that you have never applied for before?It turned out that it wasn't because it was a major of Huaxia University, but because they knew what this major was studying!

There was such a long period of time between getting the admission letter and the two of them finding an excuse to go on a so-called honeymoon trip. They had no intention of sharing this matter with their son at all, and then they found some excuse to say Going to travel around the world?Such an unreliable excuse, it's a pity that Yunling believed it back then!

What made Yunling even more ashamed was that Wei Jingcheng had reminded him before that his parents might also be monks, but Yunling patted his chest and said it was absolutely impossible. Thinking about it now... My face hurts!

Yunling's father also walked up to his son at this time, carefully checked his condition, and made sure that neither his son nor the young man next to him suffered any serious injuries, not even major wounds. Basically, it's all big and small scratches, so I'm relieved.

Father Yun patted the shoulder of his wife who wanted to continue wrangling with his son, and looked at his son: "Okay, I didn't tell you before because your mother and I wanted to give you a surprise. I just heard from Xiao Wu that you were number two that day. Came out to play, but accidentally fell into a space crack?"

Yunling is not sensitive to this kind of surprise, but his parents did not know how many surprises he had given him since he was a child, but the bigger problem is that he will still be fooled by this type... Originally thought that his academic performance was not bad , Yunling, who became sharp again after practicing, suddenly had a little doubt about his IQ...

Although he was upset, Yunling still nodded obediently: "Yes, there was a sudden earthquake that day, and the place we were in was a tourist attraction. The crowd of people nearby and the earthquake brought the two of us here for no reason. coming."

Yunling's mother couldn't help it, and burst out laughing: "Son, you are so lucky that you can buy a lottery ticket!"

However, Yunling didn't find it funny at all, and wanted to give his mother a supercilious look.

Yunling's father had a serious face, patted his son on the shoulder, and said with a serious heart: "We know about your affairs, but according to the regulations, this matter will be verified later to confirm that you are not behind us. Then they sneaked in. So after you go out, you have to cooperate with the work, go to the detention center and wait for about a week, wait for the video of you entering the space crack zone to be called out, and check with your school teachers and classmates about the time of your trip before letting you go back. ..."

The more Yunling heard, the more something was wrong, his eyes widened, and his expression was disbelief: "What's the situation? How could we come in with you? And we never came to your side at all! We fell into this world Right in the valley!"

Father Yun put his hands behind his back, with a serious expression on his face and sighed: "Oh, it's because you are my son, so if someone finds out, they may suspect that your mother and I gave you the news? That's why we have to press According to the rules, no one can gossip, otherwise it will be bad for your future development."

Yunling still wanted to argue, but from the corner of his eye, he noticed that his mother was covering her mouth, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her back, and the other members of the Qingtian team who came with her father were all holding back their laughter. With a blushing face and a thick neck, it was only then that he realized in astonishment: "You're lying to me again!"

Yunling's father is different from his mother. When his mother fools him, she often laughs and says whatever she thinks of.Yunling can judge logically which words may be true and which words may be false, but his father's situation is completely different!

When talking about business matters, and when he deliberately fooled Yunling, he always put on a serious and honest face, as if he was talking to people about important matters related to people's livelihood and national security. He is talking nonsense!

Especially like now, what he said is all reasonable and reliable analysis. Even Yunling believed it just now. Dad fooled Yunling's success, no, this is a scam!

At this moment, Yunling suddenly felt that his legs were a little lame.

At this moment, even if the fact that he was fooling him was exposed by his son to his face, Father Yun still had a calm expression on his face. He waved his hand, and when he spoke again, his tone became much more casual, but he was still shameless: "I'm also giving this to you." Just remind me, in the future, don't just drill in when you see a crack, or if you encounter danger, won't it be me and your mother who will feel distressed?"

Yunling: I'm so sorry, I didn't see any distressed expression on your face at all!

Wei Jingcheng at the side: ...Suddenly sympathized with Yunling's previous 18 years of life experience.The way this pair of parents raise their children is definitely a few blocks ahead of their own father!

What makes Yunling more sympathetic is that he is not like Wei Jingcheng's family. When Wei's father occasionally has a fit, his mother can control it and prevent things from going too far. But what about Yunling's family?Couples do it together!It is already a miracle that this child can grow up so healthy and does not have anti-social personality, right?

The captain of Qingtian Team [-] led the mission this time, seeing his two team members cheating his son so much that they, the onlookers, couldn't bear it, so he came out with a smile and said: "Okay, okay, it's rare that your family Reunion, this is a good thing! If the two children are not lucky, maybe they will hang around here for a few days. Come on, we just shot a big shark, let's have dinner together, or wait for a while If the astigmatism is gone, the fish will not taste good!"

The captain's words were successfully cheered by all the people present, and Yunling had no choice but to follow his parents to the direction where Qingtian was stationed.However, it seemed that he was a little angry that his parents were fooling himself in front of so many people. Yunling deliberately took two steps back and walked forward side by side with Wei Jingcheng. He almost took Wei Jingcheng's arm and deliberately ignored his parents' anger They are gone.

Yun's father and Yun's mother didn't care about his son's little temper at all—it was because it was very fun to tease Yunling since he was a child, and his reaction could make the two secretly laugh for a long time every time, so from infancy, the two of them have been in love with each other. This unscrupulous habit has been formed, and I can't forget it to this day.

The difference is that when I was young, with a little teasing, my silly son would be surprised to believe their nonsense, and when he found out that he had been cheated, he would poke his mouth and look like he was about to cry or not.When they grow up, the simple and straightforward words to deceive children are no longer effective, so they will gradually upgrade to serious nonsense, and then look at their son's angry appearance, still feel super cute...

Well, this can be regarded as an alternative way for parents to love their children.

When Yunling met his parents, the logistics department of the Qingtian team that entered this space together with the team had already started to deal with the big shark. When the group met and returned to the camp, the shark meat had already been eaten It's half cooked.

"Come here, Xiaoyun, and this is your classmate, what's his name?" Captain Lu is the captain of the team where Yunling's parents belong, and their team is numbered three in the first team of Qingtian, which is the third team , and a total of five other teams are responsible for handling various emergencies across the country separately, and their main work place is in North China.

Because in the past six months or so, various problems have frequently occurred in space cracks in various places, and the workload of the five teams of Qingtian Brigade has increased sharply. Yunling's parents had to leave their hometown, stationed in North China for a long time, and claimed to his son to go Honeymoon travel around the world.

Captain Lu explained these things to Yunling on the way back. As for Yunling's parents?Even if they wanted to explain, Yunling temporarily expressed that he didn't want to listen to or believe what the couple said now.

After Wei Jingcheng introduced himself, Captain Lu nodded with a smile, and looked him up and down: "He is a good young swordsman."

As a sword cultivator without a sword, Wei Jingcheng's vigor has already been developed, so people with a little cultivation and experience can roughly guess his way.

Wei Jingcheng didn't know what to say, so he could only twitch the corners of his mouth, showing an uncomfortable smile.His parents are also members of the Optimus Brigade, but at this time he has no intention of using this to build a relationship with the captain of the third team of the first team.

"The meal is ready!" There was a yell from the logistics department, and everyone looked there with bright eyes. It has been nearly two days since they entered the space stationed base and conducted preliminary exploration around the surrounding area. I just entered the space, and I haven't figured out the situation yet, so I ate my own food. After working hard for a while today, I finally caught a big shark in the evening to improve my food.

The two of Yunling didn't know whether they should follow, but at this time, Yunling's mother smiled and took her son's arm, and then called Wei Jingcheng: "Come, come, try Xiao Zhou's craftsmanship, our team leader The cook is the best among the five teams!"

Even if Yunling loses his temper, it will only last for a while at most. As long as he doesn't get tricked by his mother again this time, he will soon forget the previous things, and at most one day think about it when he thinks about it. Cheng Tucao complained a few words.

The author has something to say: Yunling: I suddenly questioned my IQ, and felt very painful...

Wei Jingcheng (patting him on the shoulder and comforting him): It's okay, how about I rub it for you?

Yunling:?