A Guide to Modern Cultivation

Haha, classmate, I feel that my easy-going bird has been seriously threatened. It was supposed to stand on Papa's head and sing, dance and dance every day, and occasionally broadcast live, so it can get a lot of compliments. How come it is now reduced to Going to explore the way?

So the scheming bird, who promised on the surface, turned around and flew over two trees, retracted his small wings, and used his claws to dig out and dig out the Qiankun bag on his feet, releasing five little ghosts. Brother ghosts who have been sacrificed, this kind of ghosts who have been sacrificed have magic blessings, and they can touch physical objects. If they are released in the mountains and carry them to patrol the mountains, they will be full of faces. The effect should be very impressive!

Haha was about to fall on a certain head at random, and suddenly felt that it was a bit of a disadvantage to release five ghosts, but only land on one's head?After thinking about it again, he recalled a certain scene he had seen while watching a movie in the live broadcast room, so the bird's head had an idea, and the little paws nimbly took out the Qiankun bag, and took out a long guy.

This mountain forest, within a radius of ten miles, belongs to the territory of a group of goblins on Qingfeng Mountain. The area of ​​fragmented space fused into this area can be said to be quite large. There are as many as seven or eight places, not to mention there are two big goblins, each occupying a cave, and their power and power are even more exaggerated.

Compared with those fragmented spaces whose entire fragmented space is only the size of the second and third tier cities and urban areas in China, the area of ​​this fused fragmented space is already comparable to the size of those large sea islands on the earth.

In this kind of fragmented space, there is a trace of aura that has always remained, so from ancient times to the present, there have been monsters born, commanding the cultivation of all kinds of beasts, large and small, on the mountain, which is very lively.Now, as soon as they merged into the earth suddenly, these big goblins became excited one by one, instructing their younger brothers to patrol the mountains to prevent other goblin forces from encroaching on the territory, and to prevent human monks from coming to crusade. A small group of goblins went out to hunt the human race and came back to make a tooth sacrifice-this is a delicacy that has been legendary since ancient times!They have only eaten other goblins and beasts in their life, and the unpalatable food with old skin and old flesh that wants to break a few teeth has already made them almost vomit. Now that they are integrated, can't they improve their food?

Therefore, in addition to the mountain patrol team, there will also be a team of young monsters who go out to look for humans who have strayed into the mountains, or try to find villages and cities of ordinary humans, to see if there is a chance to go in and catch some people.

A group of goblins, one by one carrying rakes and axes, walked down the mountain in high spirits, laughing and chatting.

"Be smart when going down the mountain this time. Dog Seventeen and his team captured two big girls last time. Tsk tsk, that's how it feels."

A younger brother was puzzled: "Boss, didn't those two big girls have been sent to the cave master's house? How do you know what it's like?"

The boss glanced at the younger brother, raised his paw and slapped him on the back of the head: "Of course that dog Shiqi said it! They tasted it at the bottom before sending them up the mountain. It would be much better to have a female monster that can swell your eyes! If we can catch more, in case the king can't finish eating the slits on his fingers, you and I can taste it!"

"Boss is wise!" The younger brother quickly flattered him.

The one who was beaten before is still unrepentant: "But what if you meet a human man?"

The boss slapped him again: "Are you stupid? The men, the old, and the ugly will all be killed to eat meat. It's good to eat a bone then!"

The other younger brothers also became excited. Even if the king lets go of the woman after she is caught, there are still a group of bosses watching. They must not have their share, and they are not envious. But if more human men are brought back, eat At least they can drink soup without meat, right?

A group of monsters became more and more emotional, and rushed down excitedly. After walking two steps, they seemed to hear a few faint clangs, and the sound seemed to be far away, echoing in the ears in a trance.It made the soles of the little demons feel as light as if they stepped on cotton sleeves, and they only felt like they were floating all over.

A group of little demons stumbled as they walked, as if they had just drunk too much wine. The sticks, weapons and other things carried on their shoulders and hands could no longer be caught at this moment, and they were scattered all over the place. Their minds were confused , but because I have some foundation in cultivation, and my instincts after enlightenment can still detect something is wrong, I can't help but feel fear in my heart at this moment, I don't know what's going on?

A little demon stammered and said: "Boss, we, are we suffering from epilepsy?"

The boss raised his paw again, thinking that the little demon would slap him, but the paw stretched out, and the slap hit the ground. It turned out that his legs were unsteady, and he fell to the ground at some point, but he fell to the ground He was still cursing: "What kind of sargassum? This is clearly poisoned!"

"Boss, but we haven't eaten anything since we came out?"

"Could it be that you hit an evil spirit?"

A group of monsters were clamoring loudly, and at this moment, the sound of clanking music became high again. A group of monsters who fell to the ground trembled every time the sound of the piano sounded. .The leader with the highest cultivation level among this group of little monsters felt panic at this moment, he just felt that the heart in his chest was no longer his. , wouldn't it make his heart jump out of his mouth directly? !

With such an evil piano sound, is it possible that some ghosts are really trying to hunt them down? !You must know that none of the big monsters on the nearby hills can use music casually to make them lose their combat power, and they can't stand up and down again!

While all the demons were trembling with fear, and I didn't know when my heartbeat went too high and I died, a terrible "Wow——hahaha" laughter suddenly came out from the woods not far away!As soon as the sound came out, a group of little monsters trembled collectively. Those who were close to each other hugged each other in panic and trembled. A few timid ones even burst into tears with tears streaming down their faces and trembling.

Even the leader among them was trembling at the moment, his voice was shrill and he shouted: "Ghost! Ghost!

"Wow——hahaha." The weird laughter sounded again, and several timid little monsters rolled their eyelids and died of fright.

At this moment, a group of little demons were terrified to find a few figures flying out of the woods not far ahead where the sound of the zither came from. On the road, the four in the back lined up in a square row, one raised a hand, and held a long, box-like thing in the middle together. Looking at it in a trance, the wooden furniture that the little demons intuitively felt was like a miniature It looks like a coffin!

On the small coffin was a strange white bird with blown feathers, a high crown, and a tuft of red hair behind its head.The bird was completely white, with a tuft of red hair on the back of its head, a black beak, a pair of black eyes, and two claws that were also pitch-black. The sound of clank.

There is a string of shiny metal chains on the feet of this strange bird, on which are hung a bag, an emerald green gourd, and a pair of small bells. There is a red rope hanging around the neck. The reflection of the head is a big orb that looks extremely bright.

And the four people carrying the bird, as well as the one leading the way in front, are all green-faced fangs, their feet don't touch the ground, and their bodies are covered in bursts of black ghosts!

"Ghost! Ghost!" This is definitely a ghost!It's a ghost!

A group of little demons were lying on the ground, screaming in horror, and trembling from time to time as the claws of the big white strange bird bounced on the small coffin. While the scene looked very strange, it also carried a kind of joy. feel.

Haha raised his head high, his wings pinched his waist, and his head was twisted round and round around his neck. Facing the group of monsters and scum in front of him, Big Bird's heart swelled so much that he couldn't help but open his eyes again. The hooked beak let out a magical "ah ha ha ha" laugh.

With a slap, Haha's head was hit by a small leaf, and the angry student Haha turned his head and looked back very unhappily, wanting to see who was not open-eyed, and dared to throw him with a leaf, Mr. Haha? !Then, I saw my master with a grim expression, and my master and his man...

The great white parrot lowered its head, and the claws on its feet stopped moving the strings, making an innocent appearance, turning its eyes sideways from time to time, and glanced at Yunling with its black peas.

Yunling felt a puff of air stuck in his chest, he flashed to Haha's side in a few steps, and raised his hand to poke his worried son, but found that the four tall and burly little ghosts were all some distance away from the ground. It was half floating in mid-air at the moment, plus that yaoqin, and the silly bird on the yaoqin... What should I do if I want to beat my son but can't?Waiting online, very urgent.

"Where did you learn all this?! Do you know how ugly it is to laugh like that?" Yunling didn't know what to do for the time being. He hasn't learned any spells that can float on the ground. There must be a place to borrow, right?And there is a piano between him and Haha, if he jumped up and failed to catch this guy, how embarrassing would it be?So he could only stand where he was, scolding his own brat with a solemn face.

Haha lowered his head, pretended to be a little daughter-in-law, and shyly moved his paws on the piano: "TV drama."

"There are so many stories and so much content in TV dramas, why did you just learn this?" What puzzled Yunling the most was this, this guy's aesthetics was so abnormal to a certain extent!There are so many TV programs on various video sites, how can it learn these inexplicable and messy things from them?

Tilting his head, looking up with one eye and looking at Yunling with the other, he looks like a brat who doesn't listen to discipline and speaks out in anger: "Have momentum!" Yes, in those TV dramas, there will be Those who laugh so much are at the big boss level!Don't see the person, hear the voice first, at any time, as long as the laughter comes out, the audience will be as quiet as a chicken!Everyone turned their attention to the upcoming big boss!

As for the follow-up plot?Was it the boss who was punched to death by everyone as soon as he came out?Or is everyone spurning a mental retardation?Haha students who don’t pay much attention to the plot, who only like to watch the messy special effects, fancy dress up, and listen to the strange music sound in it, don’t pay much attention to it.Why do you care so much!

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-1602：15：14~2020-08-1706：32：41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Hu Bugui 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!