A Guide to Modern Cultivation

"You can take it easy! If it breaks, I have nowhere to repair it!"

"Wow-hahaha, bouncing bom bom bom bom!"

"Sotp! Stop it! Labor and management are going to blow their heads!"

Wei Jingcheng: ...the relationship between father and son is really good (big mistake).

When Wei Jingcheng entered the range of the formation flag, he found that the music on the TV had stopped at some point, and the screen was stuck on a very hot-eyed combination. On a picture with very distorted limbs - if this scene is seen by the fans of the group, they will definitely be stunned, or Haha is deliberately discrediting their idol, so they are deliberately stuck on this scene.

But after entering this area, it is not that there is no music at all-haha, the whole bird is standing on the guqin, its claws are hooked on the strings of the guqin, and when it is pulled occasionally, it will make people's head dizzy. Exploding music...

"What's the situation?" Wei Jingcheng had also heard the sound of Yunling playing the piano, but it was a normal rhythm, even if it wasn't a melody, it was a more pleasant individual tone, but now... his head hurts!

Yunling also supported his head with one hand and wanted to drive away with the other haha. After hearing Wei Jingcheng's words, he looked up at him with a painful face: "When I was playing the piano, this guy came over when he heard the sound, and he didn't even sing. I thought it liked it? I simply paused the TV and played the piano for it to play..."

I thought my son wanted to appreciate the movement of me playing the piano-after all, Haha likes everything that makes sound, and has great curiosity about those things.But when it got closer, it followed Yunling's fingers with its mouth, raised its feet, and plucked at the strings.

Let’s just pick and pull, Yunling made it a little lighter, as long as the strings are not broken, but... the control of a piano is given to this big white parrot, and it has shown a very strong lethality!

With the sound of "Zheng", Haha rang another string. Yunling and Wei Jingcheng felt the solar system jumping suddenly, as if their heads were pulled by something. Let out a "wahaha" laugh... I really want to throw this fool out!It's just too disturbing!

Seeing that the silly bird would not be able to drive away for a while, and as long as it played the piano, the two of them would feel a splitting headache, and even standing here and listening would make them unsteady, so Wei Jingcheng quickly pulled Yunling out of the formation flag Besides, the two breathed a sigh of relief until they could not hear the sound of the piano, and stared at each other with big eyes.

"It's not normal."

Yunling supported his knees with both hands, and looked up at him after hearing the words: "You also feel abnormal? I checked just now, and the strings of the piano are really strong! I was pulled by that guy with sharp claws for a long time, and nothing happened!"

Wei Jingcheng shook his head: "No, I mean that the sound it plays is not normal." Suddenly thinking of something, Wei Jingcheng asked Yunling, "Do you have any music scores in your jade slips that make people go crazy or dizzy? "

Yunling was stunned for a moment, recalling a little - although he hadn't formally practiced those scores, he had read the general content of them all.After thinking about it, he nodded and said: "Yes! But it is difficult to compare prices, I haven't read it carefully. You mean..."

As he said that, Yunling turned his head to look at the tea table, and saw Haha in it lifting his foot to hook the strings from time to time, then proudly spread his wings and flapped a few times, raised his head as if following the sound of the strings and screamed twice .

"...Maybe it is quite talented in this respect?"

Yunling, who was still unable to play a piece of music perfectly from the winter vacation practice to just now, let out an expressionless "oh".

Hearing his voice, Wei Jingcheng smiled and shook the host's shoulders: "Don't you still have a flute? That is a wind instrument, which is different from this kind of plucked strings. Why don't you try that? Maybe it will be more Easier to learn?"

Yunling took a deep breath, clenched his right fist, and his eyes burst out with firm light: "Okay! The flute is just the flute! I'm still worrying about how to carry this thing and how to fight in the future even if I learn it? Now it's just right, let it play Let's play!"

The reason why he chose Guqin at first was that Yunling also wanted to learn how to install a small B. After all, the specification of Guqin is much higher than that of Dizi, and once it is taken out, it will be very awesome. If you can Sitting there and killing enemies with a snap of your fingers or playing around, just thinking about it can wake people up with a smile!

But now... Yunling thinks that his soul pet is playing the piano, yelling and appearing insanely, scaring the enemy half to death, it should be awesome, right?

Ever since, Yunling turned around and dragged Wei Jingcheng to the bedroom together: "Come on, let's go to bed and let him play outside!"

That night, Haha stayed in the living room alone. Anyway, when he was tired from playing, there was a cat climbing frame next to him, so he could sleep in any nest!What's more, this formation is only for sound insulation, and it will not isolate its actions.

Tangerine Shi Shiran returned to the bedroom, climbed onto Wei Jingcheng's bed, and slept comfortably all night alone with the cat rolling all over the bed.

As for the original owner of the bed where the orange cat slept?Right now, he is on Yunling's bed, taking on the glorious and great duty of serving as a humanoid pillow.

It was a good night's dream. When Yunling got up early the next morning and passed by the living room, he found that Haha had already flown to the top of the cat climbing frame. He was sleeping soundly at this time. I don't know how long this guy was tossing around last night?

As for that guqin?

Yunling took a closer look and found that there was not even a paw mark on the body of the piano or the strings, so he was relieved.After thinking about it, he still didn't take it away, nor did he take away the soundproof formation. After washing up, he went to the cafeteria with Wei Jingcheng to have a meal. When he came back, he simply dragged Wei Jingcheng back to the desk under the bed in the dormitory. eat breakfast.

After the two of Yunling went out again, they met Yu Qiran and Yang Wei who were next door. After seeing Yunling, Yang Wei greeted him, and suddenly looked at Yunling with some puzzlement, and then at the fat man squatting at Wei Jingcheng's feet. Ju: "Where's your stupid parrot son?"

Yunling couldn't help but glanced at him: "Are you talking about your kind?"

Yang Wei waved his hand: "I don't have wings?"

"But you're stupid and stupid." Yu Qiran, who locked the door, complained casually, naturally and proficiently.

Yang Wei exhaled a puff of air from his nostrils, as if he was about to roll up his sleeves and fight him.

But Yu Qiran ignored him, and only adjusted the bag of the pet egg hanging on his body, successfully making Yang Wei's movements stuck, gnashing his teeth and staring at the bag enviously, ignoring everything around.

"Did your parrot come out today?" Yu Qiran confirmed that there was no sign of the big white parrot on Yunling's shoulder or head, and even Yunling didn't have a bird bag on his waist like before. So he asked curiously.

The corners of Yunling's mouth twitched: "It played in the living room in the middle of the night last night, and it hasn't woken up yet."

Yu Qiran: "...Do parrots still have nightlife?"

"Well, so today I will correct its bad routine." Yunling nodded seriously.

Wei Jingcheng on the side resisted not to complain: Are you willing to take care of it?Or will you be tough?

Yu Qiran didn't continue to struggle with this issue. People who have pets are actually as unreasonable as parents who have children. They always feel that only their own is better. The eggs haven't hatched yet.

Before arriving at the place where he had made an appointment with Zou Ruqi, Yang Wei kept chatting around Yunling with the idea of ​​introducing a female bird to Yunling's family and laying an egg for him as a thank you gift.Unfortunately, he didn't have a female bird to introduce, so this proposal had to be shelved.

The place where the five people met was in the corridor attached to a gazebo at the foot of the college mountain. There are many pavilions and pavilions in the secret place of the college, dotted everywhere on the mountain and down the mountain. There are many such pavilions near the dormitories where the students live. This place is a good place for many students to go for a walk, find a clean place while studying, and date their lovers.

I heard that there are still relatively few places for freshmen to stroll. The activity area for sophomores and juniors is wider than that of freshmen, and there are more places where they can surf.

After the five people got together and negotiated again, they finally decided on the location of this operation - the secret place where there was a group of little spiders that they had visited last semester.

Although everyone felt very uncomfortable about that experience, there are not only various ore outputs with relatively high points, but also some unique plants that can be collected, and you can also practice palm thunder by the way, which can increase a lot of practical experience. It is worth a try for the place where they officially set out for the first time after breaking away from the leadership of their sophomore seniors and seniors.

If they cooperate properly this time and there are no accidents, then next time they may be able to challenge a more difficult map...

When Yunling and the others returned to the dormitory, Haha had already woken up. Haha, who woke up, was very dissatisfied when he found out that he was the only bird in the house, but fortunately, he saw that there was water and food at home, and he played last night. After playing the guqin in the middle of the night, he managed to comfort his little temper.

When Yunling and Wei Jingcheng opened the door and entered the room, it was standing on the piano and happily making noise.

Yunling saw Haha's movements when he entered the door, and said to Wei Jingcheng with lingering fear: "Fortunately, we didn't remove the soundproof spell."

Wei Jingcheng also nodded, and saw that Haha found the two and the cat back, and had already flapped its wings and flew towards them, ignoring Yunling's raised arm to let it land, and successfully landed on top of his head.

"Do you know that you are not allowed to land on top of my head when you go out in the future?" Yunling was very tired and could only verbally warn the big bird above his head with weak words.

Haha spread his wings: "Wow!"

"speak English!"

Haha shook his wings again: "Phuket Island!"

Yunling's face darkened in an instant, and he raised his hand to catch this careless person. Feeling the murderous aura, Haha fluttered his wings and flew up, while flying, he confessed in front of him: "Extremely extreme!"

Wei Jingcheng patted Yunling's shoulder with his arms around it while being funny. After this guy was able to talk, he became more lethal than before.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-02-1117：11：46~2020-02-1213：29：50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Siyue;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!