A Guide to Modern Cultivation

In Yunling's heart, he was worried about his big white parrot going out of the country, and his heart was full of deep love for his father. When he opened the door of the dormitory with the key, he was still thinking in his heart that he would bring the audio equipment to the house after entering. Haha Nag it next to the sleeping nest, see if you can wake it up with its favorite things?

As soon as he opened the door, a white thing rushed towards his head.

Before Yunling could get excited, he just said, "Are you awake?", when the big parrot flapped its wings and landed directly on top of his head, spreading its wings proudly and excitedly, very domineering and special He raised his head and yelled "Wow".

Yunling: ...Give him back all the sadness and worries he had from yesterday to when he just opened the door!He doesn't want this son who pushes his nose on his face!

Seeing this familiar scene, Wei Jingcheng couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. He quickly put his arms around the shoulders of the person in front of him and brought him and the new "hat" on his head into the room, and closed the door casually. Hearing the strange voice and looking here curiously - the boyfriend's dignity needs him to maintain.

After entering the door, Yunling's face was still stinky, but at least his son woke up, which made him feel more relieved.Moreover, he knew that this son was stupid before, so he calmed down his mood at this time: "Are you awake? What's the situation? Has your strength increased after taking that medicine?"

At this time, Fat Ju, who also crawled out of the cat's nest after hearing the sound, also jumped to the ground, stretched out his two front legs, and stretched his waist in an extremely comfortable way.

After hearing Yunling's words, Haha, who was originally standing on his head, raised his head again, and opened his wings that were slightly gathered: "Wow!"

Yunling: ...that counts as a waste of time for him to ask!

With a speechless face, he raised his hand to pick off the big parrot: "Go, go, this is not the place for you!"

As if feeling Yunling's movement to drive it away, Haha flapped his wings and flew away from his head in advance, and landed on the coffee table in the living room. "Wow-hahahaha!"

Yunling and Wei Jingcheng froze for a moment, their movements faltered, and they looked at the big white parrot on the table in shock, and it took a long time for them to look at each other with slightly confused eyes.

"The one just now...was it called?"

"Looks like... isn't it?"

The two of them looked at Haha on the coffee table in unison, who was still tilting his head up and poking po. After seeing this, Haha vibrated his wings again, and let out a weird laugh of "Wow——hahahaha" again, and they went with The laughter of the villain Big Boss in the previous cartoons is exactly the same!

Both of them know that parrots can learn tongues. They also know that if some animals such as parrots and mynahs are not properly raised, they may learn some sounds of cats, dogs, or even ambulances and firetrucks. ss laugh?It's been a long time!

Besides, what makes Yunling feel very sad is that his parrot has been raised by him for so long, and the first time he opened his mouth, he didn't call him Dad, but imitated this kind of weird laughter, which destroys all three views, okay? !

If other people heard it... Yunling couldn't even imagine what other people would think of him as his master?Do you question whether you have not taught yourself well haha?

"Where did you learn this?" Yunling was heartbroken, his parrot son was already quite stupid, now how can he meet people when he goes out after learning this villain's laughter?

Feeling sad in his heart, Wei Jingcheng came over and put his arms around his shoulders to comfort him, when suddenly the big white parrot on the coffee table spread its wings again and yelled three times: "K, T, V!"

Yunling: "...Am I hallucinating again?"

Wei Jingcheng: "No, you didn't."

Haha was very dissatisfied and flapped his wings again: "K! T! V!"

Yunling: "Well, it looks like it can talk after taking the medicine."

Wei Jing nodded expressionlessly.

Suddenly thought of something, Yunling shifted his gaze to Fat Ju, who was leisurely pacing in the room to the pet water fountain: "What about Juju?!"

Haha, after eating a foundation building pill, I can actually talk!Maybe oranges can do it too?

Wei Jingcheng also looked at the orange cat, and said hesitantly: "Haha, it's a parrot after all..."

It's normal for a parrot to speak. Perhaps it's not necessarily true that this instinct was directly stimulated after eating Zhuji Dan, but the orange cat is a cat after all, so it doesn't have the talent for language?

And it seems that it should not be so easy to become a sperm, right?

The eyes of the two fell on the orange cat, and the orange that was licking the water happily seemed to feel the pressure brought by the sight, raised its head, and looked at the two fish-lipped feet staring at it with disdainful eyes Beast: "Stupid—mia."

Yunling: "...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Wei Jingcheng: "...but we were scolded."

Although they have always known that cats are very arrogant creatures, after being scolded by Daju himself, the two stupid two-legged beasts still felt that the little ones couldn't bear it. Go back to the couch.

Haha found that his request had not been responded to by the two of them, and he was very dissatisfied with his short legs on the coffee table, making a clattering sound, and jumped in front of the two of them, jumping on the table and shouting at the same time KTV, the two wings seem to be dancing, waving back and forth with its cries.

Fat Ju over there continued to lick the water leisurely, and seemed to be full after licking for a long time, then flicked two fluffy tails, walked slowly to the sofa, jumped up, and leaned on a big round Looking at the two of them: "Hungry—mia."

They should also be hungry. They have been sleeping since they ate Zhu Ji Dan yesterday, and judging from the time, it should be time for them to be hungry.

While bouncing around haha, he suddenly changed his tone after hearing Fat Ju's words, waving his wings and shouting "hungry".Well, it seems that for Haha, singing is still the first priority. If others don't remind him, he won't remember to eat.

The two excrement shovelers could only take out the rations of the masters without complaint, and put them on the tea table, watching the two spirit pets who looked like vicious tigers preying on the food, squatting on the tea table and eating happily, Yunling was speechless for a while Leaning softly on Wei Jingcheng's body: "I have an ominous feeling."

"Ok?"

"I'm afraid we won't be able to live in peace in the days to come." Keeping pets is something that can adjust your mood and cultivate love. However, when the pets around you have intelligence and can open their mouths to talk, their lives may not be as good as before. It's time to relax, especially now that the two of them are getting together, in case a voice suddenly pops up next to them to complain about their words...

The picture was so beautiful that Yunling couldn't imagine it.

Wei Jingcheng was not as pessimistic as he was. After hearing the words, he smiled and leaned over to kiss Yunling's face: "It's okay, after all the couples in the world have to pretend to be strangers in front of the child after they have a child. Are you as polite as people?"

Yunling: "Who is your husband and wife?!"

Wei Jingcheng: "I'm a wife, is that okay?"

Yunling: ...This man is so shameless that he is completely blind! Hey!

It is actually not that difficult to accept the fact that two pets who were originally very smart and could understand human language suddenly became smart.In other words, as the masters of spiritual pets, Yunling and Wei Jingcheng had long expected this, but they didn't expect this day to come so soon.

Therefore, after discussing this matter and some topics derived from this matter, they quickly began to analyze the specific situation of their pets.

"Haha and Juju were very smart before. The effect of the Foundation Establishment Pill seems to have just added some points to their IQ and opened up their language talent, right?" Yunling looked at them lying on the coffee table and eating. The two pets who ate came to a conclusion after serious thinking.

"It should look like this at the moment." Wei Jingcheng said, resting his chin with one hand, and suddenly raised his eyebrows, "They only had this change after eating the Foundation Establishment Pill. After that, you will have the language ability?"

Yunling gasped for a moment, and suddenly pointed to the two spiritual pets on the table: "So the two of them established the foundation earlier than you? Does the effect of the foundation establishment pill have a bonus for pets?! Speaking of which , which means that the two of them are actually the most powerful and the ones with the highest level of cultivation in our family!"

Wei Jingcheng: ...I'm heartbroken, old man.

Haha and Juju's two ways of cultivation should be regarded as Yaoxiu's way, but now Yunling and the others don't have a specific division of cultivation levels for demon cultivators.The only thing that has something to do with this aspect is the miscellaneous notes that the two of them got before, which only mentioned that monsters can speak after they have cultivated to a certain level, and there is a monster pill in Dayao's body.So now the two of them are completely confused about this, but this does not prevent them from making other arrangements for the two spiritual pets.

Therefore, Haha, who was having a good meal, suddenly found its stupid owner and mount, holding a dirty, yellow, and very old booklet, and raised it to its side with a smile on its face, making everyone The action of a parrot eating is one meal.

"Haha, you should try to practice this from today on." Yunling's eyes turned into two crescents with a smile. After hearing his words, Haha seemed to realize something. Gradually, its feather crown slowly and gradually It stood up little by little, as if it might spread its wings and shout at Yunling at any time.

Yunling, who has long been familiar with his own silly son's routine, added a knife at this time: "As long as you practice this well every day, I will let you enjoy the KTV audio treatment at home every day!"

Haha's movement stopped instantly after hearing Yunling's words, squinting one side of the black peas, and tilting his head to look at Yunling, as if he was trying to discern the authenticity of his words.

Yunling raised his chin at it: "When did Dad ever lie to you? Then you will definitely enjoy Hifi sound quality and surround sound effect!"

Haha, who didn’t know what Hifi or stereo sound was, just didn’t know what it was. He spread his wings and yelled twice, jumped up and down on the table excitedly, and continued to lower his head to quickly eat the parrot food in the rice bowl— —It wants to eat and learn quickly, and then sing quickly!

The orange cat on the side tilted his head and glanced at him at this time, and spit out two words: "Stupid bird."