A Guide to Modern Cultivation

"Where's Yu Qiran?"

"gone?"

"why did you leave?"

"Why are you leaving?"

In the hotel box, all the students were surprised, and they didn't understand why Yu Qiran left suddenly.

At this time, someone at the dining table suddenly laughed: "Tch, everyone is a big monk, how could he think of eating with ordinary people like us?"

The room was quiet, and after a while a girl protested: "Yu Qiran is not such a person, stop talking nonsense! Maybe there is something wrong with him?"

"Why can't I say hello first?"

Everyone was talking in a mess when the door opened and a girl walked in. Seeing that everyone in the room looked at her in unison, the girl froze for a moment and smiled nervously: "Why are you all looking at me?" ?”

"Liu Lu, have you seen Yu Qiran?" A girl asked quickly.

The girl was stunned, and looked around with a little guilty conscience: "What's wrong?"

"The big monk doesn't even have the money to remit the account?" The boy before continued to sneer. Of course, he had never shown such an attitude when Yu Qiran was here.

Outside the room, Yu Qiran was still a few rooms away from the box, but the monk's good hearing still heard everything inside clearly. He sneered, turned and went downstairs, went to the front desk and paid for the box directly.

He didn't relapse with his ex-girlfriend, and he didn't even say the thought.Liu Lu didn't show any expression of regret or embarrassment, she still had the same gentle smile as when she was in school, but once she had an idea in her heart, she would not change it easily.

Yu Qiran just asked him again, why did he propose to break up in the first place?

Liu Lu thought for a long time before she said to him: "Yu Qiran, you may not have realized that you are actually a very arrogant person. However, when I am looking for a boyfriend, I want to find someone who can live an ordinary life with me and not Need someone who makes me think about how to hold him up and praise him all the time."

That's why she felt that Yu Qiran was like a child who couldn't grow up. He would deliberately show off some of his strengths and advantages in front of her, and then get a reaction like a girl from her. Happily silent.It's okay to do this once in a while, but every time we get along like this, she really feels tired.

It’s not that he’s not good enough, nor is it that his advantages and strengths are not shining points, it’s just that the attitudes and expectations of the two of them are different when dealing with these things. Not suitable.

Walking out of the restaurant, the questions that had been pressing in his mind for a long time were finally answered, but Yu Qiran still felt empty in his heart. He didn't understand that he had achieved certain results at certain times, didn't he just want to be with his favorite and closest people share?Compared with my own small problem, whether it is the future where I can cultivate immortals or the fame I already have, can it still not be offset?

"...It's better to keep a skeleton as a pet than to fall in love." After walking out of the hotel, his expression returned to indifferent again. He took off his backpack and held it in his arms.

There is a spirit pet egg he picked up from the Yellow Spring River, and it is very likely that a skeleton baby with wind talent will hatch out of this thing!Of course, if a zombie baby hatches, he's also fine and perfectly acceptable!

No girlfriend or boyfriend is better than keeping a pet!

With such firmness in his heart, he set foot on the way home, took out his mobile phone, and saw Yang Wei triumphantly posting a photo in the group of five. Surrounded by a group of girls suspected to be Yang Wei's classmates.

The corners of Yu Qiran's mouth twitched, seeing that no one in the group paid attention to the guy posting photos, so he also put away his phone and complained: "Idiot, sooner or later I will suffer a lot!"

On the morning of the sixth day, the two of Yunling got up early to eat fish and meditate, and then took out their mobile phones to study where it would be better to go to play today.

"Come here, let's pass by that temple by the way. This is a pedestrian street. There is a temple fair these days. There are KTVs in these shopping malls. If you are tired from walking, take Haha to sing." Yunling searched on the map. Circled, circled today's road map.

Of course, Wei Jingcheng has no objection, anyway, he came to Yunling's house in advance these few days to play with him and wander around. As for the matter of going to the space crack?Their harvest on the river that day was already very good, even if they didn't explore the cracks at all these days, it didn't matter.

The two discussed the route, changed their clothes, and prepared to go out. Just as they were about to pack Haha and Juju, Wei Jingcheng suddenly said, "Yang Wei sent a message in the group, saying that he was almost imprisoned last night..."

Yunling: "...Wait, wait, what the hell?!"

The amount of information in this passage is really too large, so Yunling didn't know where to complain for a while?He quickly took out his mobile phone, and was not in a hurry to go out. He pulled Wei Jingcheng to sit on the sofa and watch the group chat together.

Yang Wei sent a message at 06:30 early in the morning, but the two of Yunling washed up and got up for morning class at that time, so they didn't pay attention.

At this moment, when he clicked on it, he heard Yang Wei's miserable cry, telling him that he was almost imprisoned after finishing the tragic incident.

Zou Ruqi who replied first: Congratulations on losing your virginity.

After more than ten minutes, Yu Qiran sent a message: Is it the female warriors in the photo you posted last night?

Zou Ruqi: Is it male or female?Was it successful?Do you want us to send you some ointment to rub on the wound?

This girl is too dirty, Yu Qiran didn't dare to reply after she spoke for a while.

After about half an hour, there was no movement from Yang Wei's side, which was when Wei Jingcheng discovered the information.It is still someone else who sends a message and he sends a voice: What is male or female? !It must be a woman!There are a few in the group photo yesterday, and there are two more!At that time, I was drunk by them all the time, and I thought they would leave after that when I was helped to the hotel room. I didn't think much about it, but after a while, they actually came to pick my clothes off!As soon as I opened my eyes, they were all fucking naked! ∫ Join Ningyu and play ∥ Ningyu people!

Zou Ruqi: Isn't she a fruit girl?The women's bathhouse is everywhere, and my sister has seen it a lot.

Yu Qiran: Not bad, Yan Fu and eye blessing are not shallow, don't you keep saying that you want to get out of the single?What a great opportunity.

Yunling is now online: What's the situation?Has anyone successfully won classmate Ah Wei's first night?

Yang Wei: Do you still have sympathy? !I almost got rounded and you guys are still watching jokes?Take the fuck!The people who ate together last night were some relatives in my hometown and children from neighbors in the village in my hometown. His sisters also have a few people who are my cousins ​​and elder sisters in terms of relatives!Are they all crazy? !

Yunling: ... Relatives?Did you go to dinner alone with these girls yesterday?There is no cousin?

Yu Qiran: Hehe, I guess it's the kind of relatives who can't be separated from each other and can only be regarded as relatives in terms of seniority.

Zou Ruqi: It must be the kind of family that doesn't pay attention at all. Maybe some people think that after giving birth to your child, the child will also be able to cultivate in the future, so that the whole family can ascend to heaven.

Yang Wei's voice was really crying: My mother told me to take my cousins, cousins, relatives and children out to play, and also said that I have been going out with my classmates these days, so I should spend time with relatives.In the end, I didn't expect them to partner with me to feed me!If I didn't drink better recently, I must have been given a turn by them, right? !As a result, I fled home in the middle of the night, and my mother didn't comfort me at all!He also said let me see which one is suitable, and I will deal with the object first!My dad just said nonsense and ignored me!They all know this.

He ran home in the middle of the night last night. He felt that he had been greatly frightened and drank a lot of alcohol. Although he was not drunk, he was still in the mood. After returning to the familiar room, he fell asleep peacefully.Now, after waking up in the morning, I just woke up and figured out what was going on. I guessed from the attitude of my parents last night, they might have known it beforehand, so I was even more desperate—could it be that my parents sold him out with a partner relative? ? !Now I can only talk about this matter with a few classmates who have a good relationship, but they are still mocking themselves... TAT.

But this time everyone didn't taunt anymore, but the tone may not be very kind.

Zou Ruqi: Run away from home. What I said is true. It is very likely that a relative in your hometown said something to your mother. She thought you were a boy and would not suffer any disadvantages, so she acquiesced.You stay at home again, be careful that your mother can't be sympathetic, and then I will pick up a few cousins ​​from home for you.Unless you want to start a stud career, run while you can.

Yu Qiran: Hehe, these days there are always relatives who come to my house and want to introduce me to a girlfriend, but compared with yours, the power is not at the same level.

Yunling: I always feel like I'm reading novels. Fortunately, although my parents are usually unreliable, they didn't trick me in this kind of thing!

Suddenly there was no movement on Yang Wei's side. After a few words in the group, they found that the person involved was gone. They all wondered, and then came to the conclusion - don't be kidnapped by the female hooligan again, right?

About 10 minutes later, the two people who had changed their clothes really walked out of the house this time and were going downstairs.

After feeling the vibration of the phone, Yunling deliberately put on the earphones to listen to the message that Yang Wei just sent.

This time, he didn't have the aggrieved and angry little daughter-in-law's tone of looking for a backer, but he was very proud: I overheard my parents quarreling just now!This time the co-authorship was made by my mother and a few relatives in my hometown!My dad just got up and quarreled with my mom and scolded her!Said that her brain was flooded, and she would even agree to such a thing!

What's the matter with talking about friends and talking about friends?People know that I can't even talk about my daughter-in-law in the future, and they say that since I think I can become a fairy after I cultivate, then the seed of a fairy is so easy to borrow?In the future, what should we do if people come to the door with their children and insist on us to recognize them?Let's give their family a pension and give them longevity medicine?What's more, several of them are children of relatives, and they can still become immortals after giving birth to a fool!

In the group: ... Papa Yang's point of view is also very problematic, but considering his mother's brain circuit when the adults did such a brain-twitching thing, I am afraid that this kind of argument can only be used to make her give up.

Yang Wei ignored the silent ellipsis in the group, and was very proud at this moment: Although my mother loves me more than usual, it is my father who thinks clearly about the truth!It's just like that, if you make a girlfriend, you make a girlfriend. What happened to the large group of people going up together last night?I'm still there!How could this group of female hooligans be so cheap!

Yu Qiran: Hehe.

Zou Ruqi: Hehe.

Yunling: Hehe.

Wei Jingcheng: Hehe.

Zou Ruqi: Huh?Wei Jingcheng, you are also online, didn't I see you talking before?

Yunling: He's at my house. We watched the group chat together, but he didn't send a message.

Crowd: ...

Yu Qiran: Hehe.

Zou Ruqi: Hehe.

Yang Wei: Huh?Are you two together again?Or I'll go find you too, I'm almost unable to live here!Yesterday was a group of relatives from my hometown, what if there are still people teasing me at the class reunion tonight, and my female classmates are also eyeing my sex? !

Wei Jingcheng: Get lost, no reception.

Zou Ruqi: Big light bulb!

Yu Qiran: This group is getting more and more blind.