A Guide to Modern Cultivation

Early in the morning on New Year's Day, Yunling got up according to the biological clock in the past. After washing and eating, he started his morning class. In the living room, Dad is answering the phone.

It wasn't until after the phone call that Yunling got up and went to the living room: "Should I put Haha away?"

Just now, Haha was wearing a badge with sound insulation effect when Dad Yun was on the phone. Although the second uncle on the other side of the phone could hear the music, he thought it was his brother watching TV, so he didn't have any doubts.

Yunling heard from the phone conversation just now that the second uncle's family was about to go out and come to his home, and they planned to sit at home for a while before going to a restaurant together.

Father Yun thought for a while, then looked at his wife: "Do you need to put it away?"

Yun's mother was also a little worried, she turned to look at Yunling: "Do you need to put it away?"

Yunling: ...Who are you asking? !I was obviously the one asking you guys just now!

Haha I still don't know that I am at the intersection of fate, if I am not careful, I may be locked in the bird bag!

Yunling couldn't be bothered to deal with this incongruous couple, so he just sat down on the sofa and said nothing - anyway, it's up to the two of them to decide!

Father Yun frowned: "Now the outside world knows about cultivation, and some news about spiritual pets has spread, but maybe not too much is known?"

Mica also thought about it: "It seems that it has not been officially announced to the outside world? It seems that some monks have said something on the Internet."

Saying that, the two looked at Yunling again.

Yunling: "...why are you looking at me?"

On the Internet, some monks have indeed mentioned under the Hongbo of some cute pet internet celebrities, saying that this pet is a spiritual pet, and there are related discussions on some forums, but this topic is not mainstream at present. There are not many monks who can pick up soul pet eggs and incubate soul pets, otherwise Yunling would not have to ask the question of whether to temporarily hide Haha.

The couple frowned again and looked at each other, then looked at Haha in unison: "Haha, why don't you just hide for a while?"

Haha who is singing: ...

In the past, during the Chinese New Year, the second uncle’s family would go to eat at the house in the early years. Since about five or six years ago, everyone simply made an appointment at the restaurant. Everyone, there is no need to go to Yunling's house on purpose.

This year, Dad Yun also had the same idea, so after booking the hotel, he sent the address to his brother. Who would have thought that the other party would come to the door first?In the new year, although the relationship between the two brothers is not as close as when they were young due to time and other reasons, but when people want to come to the door, how can the elder brother go out and bombard people?So Father Yun can only agree to come over.

As for the purpose of the other party's coming here... I must ask Yunling something about cultivation, so I don't need to guess.Except for some confidential information, other Yunlings don't know much about cultivation, so it's okay to talk about it, but there is more, such as haha... there is no need to disclose it.

Therefore, the family of three discussed for a long time and decided to invite Haha into Yunling's bedroom before the people came. They didn't dare to put it in the bird bag, and promised to let it sing enough in the afternoon or evening!

As for Yunling's bedroom?Lock it temporarily, no need for anyone to go in, and when lunch is approaching, let Yunling go in by himself, hide Haha in the bird bag and take him to the restaurant.

Haha, students are spiritual pets anyway, and they know what Yunling and the others mean. Although they are very dissatisfied, they still get into the bedroom to play with themselves to save face.

After a while, the second uncle's family really arrived.

The second uncle's family has a two-year-old cousin, Xiao Yunling. A few years ago, when everyone was eating, this child had not appeared at the dinner table from time to time. It is said that she was hanging out with her classmates. Yunling has not seen her for two consecutive years. Yes, but don't ask this year, people will definitely follow along.

As soon as they entered the door, everyone greeted each other and sat down in the living room to chat.

Uncle Yun said hello to his brother and sister-in-law, and his eyes shifted to Yunling: "Oh, this looks really different! During the Chinese New Year last year, ah, no, I saw it once during the summer vacation! Back then I'm still a half-grown child, and when I meet again, I will..."

Yunling has a unique temperament, and ordinary people will instantly feel like seeing a god when they see it.On the contrary, Yun's father and Yun's mother, although they also have this unique temperament, seem to be able to restrain themselves after entering the foundation building period. When they appear together with Yunling, they feel that they are not as obvious as Yunling - here is a knock Blackboard, if Yunling wasn't here, and the second uncle's family met Yun's father and Yun's mother alone, they would definitely be able to tell something was wrong at a glance.So these two couples are thieves and let Yunling open the door first!

Yunling didn't notice the small gestures made by his parents, he opened the door honestly, and now he also stood in front of the door, awkwardly acting as a meat shield.

The second aunt smiled and patted her husband: "They are all gods!"

The second uncle blushed, he couldn't say this kind of flattery to the younger generation, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten stuck just now.Moreover, this kind of stuckness is also related to the temperament of the three people in the opposite room. If it weren't for blood relatives and familiarity, it would not be easy for him to speak smoothly after entering the door.

My cousin’s name is Yun Duo, she looks quite like the Yun family, she has a pair of almond-shaped eyes, her skin is supple, and she looks very cute. She is very popular with boys in school. The reason why she didn’t eat together during the Chinese New Year two years ago was to go out with her classmates. Play, ask her out, there must be boys without asking.It's just that this year, there is an opportunity to inquire about inside information with the immortal cousin at a close distance. How can young people resist it?Naturally they came together.

"Brother, I heard that your schools are all in the fairy mountain, is it true?" After sitting down, Yun Duo couldn't wait to ask Yun Ling.

Yunling: ...

He took a peek at his parents, and saw that they didn't even give him half a look. One of them poured water with a smile, and the other sat there displaying the music of the head of the family. The uncle and aunt on the opposite side stared at him with burning eyes. I can only bite the bullet and think for a while and answer: "There are mountains, but they can't be regarded as fairy mountains..."

"I heard that everyone in your school can ride a crane when they go out, right?!" The cousin became even more excited, the brilliance in her eyes almost burst out, and she clenched her fists as if she could jump up at any time.

Yunling: "...No, you can only ride when you participate in some activities organized by the school."

As soon as his words fell, the second aunt on the opposite side also became calm: "Can you really ride a crane?!"

The second uncle was also unwilling to lag behind: "Someone posted a photo on the Internet, saying that it was a photo of people from your school riding a crane, but what we saw was an ordinary blue sky?"

Yunling: ...

Yunling can only popularize it a little bit, explaining the difference between what people who have not opened their eyes and what people who have opened their eyes see. Repeated inquiries, second aunt's occasional interruption, and second uncle's listening.After pouring the water, Yun's father and Yun's mother deliberately sat a little far away from the group of people, chatting in a low voice from time to time, and watching the time—it's almost time to go to the restaurant.

Yunling answered with a dry mouth, and drank three glasses of water in one go.Although he had expected a similar situation, but when he faced it at this moment, he didn't take the opportunity to show his uniqueness. Instead, he felt very tired and wanted to go on an adventure with Wei Jingcheng... Even if he didn't take an adventure, Nesting in the room with Wei Jingcheng practicing spells, talking and chatting, even if he holds his mobile phone and sends a few punctuation marks to the other party, it is good!

In other words, how could he think of Wei Jingcheng so much?

Yunling's mouth was almost dry after all the inquiries, and the second uncle and aunt on the opposite side thought of something, and changed the subject and asked him: "Xiaoling, what is the admission standard for a school like yours? It really has to be done. Did you do it well?" This is the point of their purposely coming here early today, wanting to ask about the internal situation and see if there are any other shortcuts to take.

Yunling nodded: "My classmates are all the students who were in charge of teaching exercises in high school before." So did he himself.

The cousin pursed her lips when she heard the words, and the second aunt also patted her daughter on the shoulder, a little worried: "Duo Duo's physique is not very good, and she still can't do that kind of thing well, so there is no other way?"

Yunling glanced at his cousin: "Hua Da is not the only school that recruits students. Hua Xia has a total of five schools. There was a joint enrollment online before. It seems that as long as they can all be done."

The second aunt sighed: "Hey, how can those schools compare with the schools you went to? It's because this kid is not up to date, and he can't even do such a small thing well."

The cousin immediately turned her face and rolled her eyes at her mother: "It's not up to you!"

"You child, how do you talk!" The second aunt glared at her.

The second uncle talked to Xi Ni at the side: "Don't say a few words!" As he said, he looked at Yunling with a smile, "There is no other way? You go to the school of Xiuxian, have you heard that there is something to eat?" Immortal medicine that can cultivate immortals? By the way, have you ever learned about refining elixir or something? For example, taking medicine that can cure all diseases and make people live forever?"

Yunling looked at his second uncle with some amusement: "Our freshman school only teaches us to meditate, practice some basic boxing techniques, and so on in alchemy. In fact, we are just like those outside disciples mentioned in the novel. , Now what you study in school is some odd jobs, whether you can learn higher and deeper things depends on your aptitude."

He's not like Yang Wei, who can't be boastful after being praised for a few words. That guy confessed that he has promised more than 100 elixirs and more than 200 hundreds of medicines in various class reunions and family gatherings. He went out with the medicine for all diseases, and even promised that if there is a medicine that can make people become immortals directly, once they can be obtained, they will be given to certain old classmates (beauties).

The second uncle nodded with some disappointment, and the second aunt and cousin were not as expectant and excited as when they first entered the door—of course, the information they inquired with Yunling before was enough for them to go back and brag for a while.

Dad Yun interjected appropriately at this time: "It's almost time, let's chat in the hotel."

As a result, everyone got up one after another, Yunling flashed back to the bedroom while the others were wearing coats, comforted Haha and invited him into the bird bag.

作者有话要说：感谢在2019-12-1616：45：20~2019-12-1716：30：21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Ocean 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: ⊙▽⊙1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!