A Guide to Modern Cultivation

"My parrot can finally fly, and my firebird can finally breathe fire! However, my son is also firmly nailed to my head and refuses to come down, insisting on using it as a bird hat..." Yunling sat On the sofa, he held up a piece of apple, offered it to his forehead, and fed the fruit to his uncle Haha.

Wei Jingcheng held back his amusedness, quietly took out his mobile phone at the side, and took a photo of Yunling's head with a big white parrot as a souvenir.Not to mention, in fact, he thinks this hat is quite pretty, it suits Yunling very well~.

No matter what he thinks in his heart, Wei Jingcheng has to help Yunling persuade the parrot, which is covered in fur and has turned itself into a ball of white fur. He stands by the sofa, smoothes Haha's hair, massages and comforts him: "Today It's our fault, we shouldn't lock you up for so long, I'm sorry..."

Haha continued to swell, gnawed fruit angrily, and despised the fish-lipped Twoleg with one beady eye—yes!It's the two-legged beast with fish lips!Tangerine is right!Humans are big pigs!If you are having fun by yourself, don't care about them, these little pitiful ones!

"That's right, that's right, it's all our fault, haha, come down, papa hugs you and feeds you fruit, okay?" Yunling stretched out the other hand of Thieves, trying to get rid of his family Chicken hold down.

"Wow!" Haha, who noticed Yunling's little trick, flapped his wings unhappily, and slapped both sides of Yunling's head.

Yunling: ...Is this kid about to turn the world upside down?Have you learned how to do it?

However, Yunling, who was not hurt and felt a gust of wind hit his face, could only withdraw his hand silently.

Wei Jingcheng thought for a while, then continued to follow Haha's hair, rubbing the back of Haha's head that seemed to be bald when viewed from the opposite direction because it was blown up: "Well, let's take you to sing tomorrow, shall we?"

The swollen, breathing-flowing fur seemed to be frozen in place.

"Yes, yes, yes! I will let you sing tomorrow! Let's go early in the morning, and sing as long as you want!" Yunling's eyes lit up instantly, and he quickly followed up.

Haha's small black eyes looked suspiciously at Wei Jingcheng beside him, and Yunling who was trampled under his feet.

"Your father also said that he would buy you a microphone so that you can sing every day at home and in the school dormitory." Wei Jingcheng brought up the matter that Yunling had discussed with him before. I helped Yunling choose a microphone that should work well and have a fun shape.It was just because they had final exams at that time, and they might have to go back to their hometown one day, and they didn't know where to post the things they took.

Yunling wanted to nod, but he was afraid of shaking Haha down: "That's right! I'll take pictures for you when I get home!"

Haha's swollen hair gradually subsided, and Wei Jingcheng added fire: "Let's not only sing tomorrow, but also the day after tomorrow, okay? Or take you to sing songs for three and a half days, okay?"

Haha, the bird tilted its head, gathered its swollen feathers, and acted as if it was hard for it to forgive these two wrongdoing humans.

Yunling: ...Since I forgive you, can you please get off my head?

However, although Haha expresses his forgiveness, he is not planning to go down to the high ground that he finally flew up to, at least he will wait a little longer, right?

Tangerine, who was licking the big chicken leg, squinted her two slit-like cat eyes and looked at this side contemptuously: Heh, the human beings with fish lips, and the silly birds with fish lips, unexpectedly reconciled like this.What if it is replaced?Don't even think about it without ten boxes of dried fish!

The two of Yunling came home after dinner, and I need to mention here, whether it is an orange cat or a second-hand product, the two owners never dared to starve them when they were outside, and would often find a place on the way Feeding them, what Haha is dissatisfied with is that it can go out for at least half a day during the day, but today it can't go out at all.

In fact, it's so cold outside, and it doesn't like to stay outside, otherwise, if it wants to come out after opening the bird bag a few times on Yunling Road, it would have jumped out.

After a lot of tossing, Yunling finally put Haha on the top of his head before going into the bathroom to wash up. The parrot that finally learned to fly seemed to have discovered a new world. At Wei Jingcheng's house, he flapped his wings all over the room to find the commanding heights, and he was very proud from time to time. He hovered over the head of the orange cat to show: I have wings, do you have them?

Tangerine: ...it is such a wise and mighty Mr. Cat, why doesn't it care about this stupid bird!

I don't know who used to have four legs to climb the pillar triumphantly in front of the two-legged chicken a few days ago?

After packing up, they went back to the house and lay on the bed. The two of them checked the word-of-mouth of nearby KTVs with their mobile phones in their arms, and finally selected one before turning off the lights and going to sleep.

The next morning, Yunling opened his eyes and saw the firm chin in front of him, as well as the equally attractive neck and Adam's apple...

Yunling felt that his saliva was profusely secreting, he swallowed silently, looked up at Wei Jingcheng who also woke up, then looked down at the quilt on his body, then turned around and looked under the bed - Orange Hehaha slept in the big pile of quilts on the ground, and wrapped themselves in the quilts very awkwardly, only revealing a cat's head and a bird's head.

Is this some magical curse?Why is it the same as yesterday morning?

Wei Jingcheng greeted Yunling as if he hadn't found anything and didn't know anything: "Morning."

"...Morning." Yunling decided, if nothing happened, wouldn't he look so stupid? !

The two still ordered takeaway breakfast this morning, but it wasn't because they didn't want to go out to eat, but because Haha expressed strong dissatisfaction when they heard that the two were going out to eat instead of taking it to sing directly, and resolutely refused to enter Bird buns, so they simply decided to order takeaway and go to KTV after eating. Who would go to KTV so early?People will not open the door so early!

After eating and drinking enough, the two of them went out together with a cat and a bird, and went straight to a nearby KTv. They made a reservation for a whole morning in one breath, and said that they could continue if possible.

Because the two completed this series of operations wearing masks, the KTV staff did not see the appearance of the two clearly, but after they entered the private room, because there were no guests coming this morning, the staff members They still got together and chatted leisurely: "Those two just now were going to sing the rhythm of the day? Can their voices stand it?"

"Hey, even if you don't know how to sing all day, if you're tired, you can just sing and it's over?"

"Why are you so young and come to sing in broad daylight?"

"Maybe a student? It's winter vacation."

"No? My cousins ​​are still reviewing at the end of the term."

"Could it be someone who just broke up in love and came to vent? The other one is with you?"

"Who knows, but it's true, it's really rare for someone so young to sing in broad daylight."

In the past, when KTV was just emerging, the people who came to sing were young people, especially students.Except for holidays, the students only come to sing after school at night, and there are very few people who skip class during the day to come here to play.

Later, as time went by, the number of office workers who came to sing also increased sharply, but their time period was similar to that of students, they were all in time for holidays and evenings, and there were a lot of them even at night.

In recent years, elderly and retired grandpas and aunts often come here for gatherings. Recently, the customer pattern of KTV has changed-most of the main guests on holidays are students and office workers.On weekdays, especially during the relatively deserted time during the day, those retired uncles and aunts come here for alumni reunions, neighbors, relatives and friends gatherings.

After Wei Jingcheng and Yunling entered the room, they confirmed that the staff would not come in, so they quickly released Haha and Juju, and then asked for songs according to Haha's hobbies, and then put the microphone on the table. Spread it on the sofa, took out a bunch of large and small bags, and began to study the contents inside.

Haha happily stood on the coffee table, swaying his round white body, flapping his wings, swaying and dancing with the rhythm of the music, and began to sing loudly.After getting out of the backpack, Tangerine stretched, yawned and found a comfortable place on the sofa to lie down.

Yunling and the others took out a pile of cloth bags of various colors, put their heads together, and turned on the flashlight to fill in the light in order to see clearly, discussing and studying with their hearts.

These cloth bags are the harvest of the two of them yesterday, and they are the spoils of war they "gambled" yesterday!

That's right, these are the packages that the two of them bought in those strange greenhouses yesterday, which contain spiritual power and can confirm the existence of spiritual species.

At this time, they were using identification skills, and every time they opened a bag, they carefully detected every seed inside to determine which ones were spiritual seeds?Those are just ordinary seeds contaminated with some aura.

Because the identification technique can be used through the bag, at least one of the seed bags they bought is a real spiritual seed.What's more, they visited almost all the shops of this kind in the dark street yesterday, so they bought almost all the gambling bags containing spiritual seeds in the whole street!

Last night, because Haha suddenly burst into flames, the two of them were too surprised, so they didn't have time to deal with this matter, but now...they don't find something to do in the KTV, do they really want to listen to Haha roaring all day long?

Even the silly father, Ru Yunling, thinks that he will never be able to do it - not to mention there are two days to come with him!

"These look like sunflower seeds. Do you think they are the kind of silver-threaded golden sunflower seeds that are fried and eaten as melon seeds and squeezed for oil? They are similar to sunflower seeds but contain a strong aura. ?" Yunling picked up a seed that looked like a melon seed, but the background color was golden and there were circles of silver patterns on it.

"It's possible. This kind of plant is not poisonous, and it can be used a lot. It can be planted first in the future."

Yunling picked out another seed from another bag that could be guessed: "Could this be the real spiritual wheat?! If it is true, this thing is much better than the ordinary wheat grown in space. !"

"It's kind of like, and this..."

The two picked and selected. They bought a total of nearly fifty packs of seeds yesterday, and now they carefully selected 62 spiritual seeds!Although some of them are similar in appearance, there are about [-] or [-] types in total.

The author has something to say: Yunling: Should I thank Haha for not breathing fire on my head?Otherwise, I'm afraid I will be bald by it?

Wei Jingcheng: I became bald, but I also became stronger.

云岭：……感谢在2019-11-3017：54：59~2019-12-0117：17：02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Ocean 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: Ye Jueshang 20 bottles; rathcesia9312 bottles; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!