A Guide to Modern Cultivation

"Hey, Xiaoling, I'm calling you to talk about the Chinese New Year." After hearing his son's voice, Father Yun began to chatter. His voice seemed a little tired, but his spirit seemed to be quite relaxed Yes, it should look like you have time to rest after just finishing your work.

"You know the situation of your mother and I. Isn't it for the safety of the people of the whole country, and you have to go around every day? So I guess there should not be too much holiday time during the Chinese New Year. You are also a big child. During the Spring Festival Go wherever you want to play, but don't take the risk of always drilling into the cracks in space. If you encounter a dangerous situation and your mother and I can't catch up, I have to find a way to give you another baby. brother."

"By the way, we haven't decided on the specific time for our holiday yet. If possible, we will definitely go back for the Spring Festival. I will contact you later. If you don't go back, you can go to your aunt, uncle's house or something. Yes, it’s fine for one night, of course, it’s okay if you want to live by yourself..."

Yunling: ...Is it really my own?

"By the way, there is also the matter of the bus ticket. I remember that your school should be able to arrange to buy the ticket? At that time, report to the school about your spiritual pet and they will arrange it. If the school doesn't have time to make a decision this year, you Just send me your ID number and student number, and I'll find someone to do it for you."

Yunling rubbed his forehead helplessly, too lazy to quarrel with his father on the phone: "Didn't I mention it in the message I sent to my mother? I am going to visit Wei Jingcheng's hometown for a few days this winter vacation, you guys When to rest, just let me know in advance."

Father Yun was stunned for a moment: "Did you send a message to your mother? I didn't see it. She's still inside now, so I won't be able to see it for a while. Okay, I understand. You can go to Xiao Weili's house to play as soon as you want." , but don’t cause trouble for others, if it’s inconvenient, you can stay in a hotel, and Dad can book it for you.”

Wei Jingcheng on the side shook his head at Yunling, meaning that there is no need to bother. Although his house is not big, it is not a big problem to squeeze Yunling.

"No, I'll tell you again if necessary. Besides, it's winter vacation and it's not the peak tourist season. The hotel is still easy to book." Apart from people who work overtime and run business during the holidays, only couples may stay here. The room has been booked outside, so it won't be a big problem for him to look for it temporarily.

"That's good. By the way, is the money enough to spend? If not, we'll give you some more." The concerns of a father and a mother are different. If it were Yunling's mother, she would probably tell Yun Ling bought some gifts in advance before coming to the door, so as not to be rude.On the other hand, Yunling's father waved his hand in a simple and rude way - any trouble is not a problem, wouldn't it be solved if he had money?

"No, no, no, I haven't touched that card last time!" The double 11 and the money spent on hanging out with Wei Jingcheng these few times, Yunling's previous New Year's money is enough to cope, and he doesn't care Buying a house but not a car, how can you use so much?

So Yunling's father hung up the phone very happily after hearing the words, and called again in less than half a minute: "By the way, your mother asked me to tell you something. After a few days of chaos, you and Xiao Wei both have a certain amount of exposure outside. It’s better not to go out and run around recently. You’d better finish your exams at school, and you’d better wear some masks on the way out when you go out in the car during the Chinese New Year. hat."

"Oh, I see." Yunling responded, and the father and son hung up the phone respectively.

One minute later, Dad Yun called again: "I almost forgot, your mother also told you to buy some gifts in advance when you go home for the New Year, and prepare them for your aunt and uncle's house during the New Year. You don’t need to eat at other people’s homes. If they want to ask about us, just say that we are still traveling outside. As for your university...you can make it up at will. Just round it."

Yunling: ... Wait, how can I make up this?If they have seen the screenshot of that brother Xiaogang’s video, they must know that I go to school in Huada Guxiu.” !By the way, they are your real sisters and brothers. Is it really a real man for me to fool you about this kind of thing?

The two of you hung up the phone again, this time after a full minute and a half, Dad Yun called again...

This time Yunling picked up the phone and said to the inside angrily: "Dear father, do you know that there is a software in this world called Weixin, and do you know that this software has a function called voice mail? You can make a phone call right now. , might as well send a voice over to save trouble!"

Dad Yun on the other side of the microphone: ...

The father who became angry immediately put on a dignified face: "Do you think I don't know how to use a mobile phone? Do you think I don't know how to use the Internet? Why don't you contact me directly and say something more clearly, lest you misunderstand and forget? "

Yunling: ... You obviously didn't remember what my mother told you when you made a phone call, so you kept calling me like this, right?

However, as a son of man, Yun Ling was very aware of his father's temperament, so full of desire to survive, he did not expose him directly.

"Ahem, your mother sent me a text message just now, saying that she saw your message, let me explain to you, before going to your classmate's house, you must buy some gifts and the like, ask your classmate what his parents like? And now that you have a Qiankun bag, you don’t have to be afraid of heavy shopping, and you must be polite when you are a guest at someone’s house for the first time, do you know?”

Yunling: "...Understood, I will ask him in a while."

The father of the Yun family who hung up the phone again, finally did not call back this time.

However, both Yunling and Wei Jingcheng, as well as Haha, who has successfully climbed onto Yunling's shoulder and is staring at the phone with an unfamiliar voice in his hand, and squatting on Wei Jingcheng's lap, squinting his eyes Looking up at Yunling's Juju who was on the phone, the eight pairs of eyes of the four creatures were all fixed on the mobile phone. After a long time, seeing that it finally didn't ring again, they all gave up this behavior.

Yunling turned to look at Wei Jingcheng: "So what do your parents like?"

Wei Jingcheng: "You..." Yunling asked in confusion, "Huh?" If the Ling family is a guest, wouldn't it be better to bring something with you?

After contacting the Yun family's parents, Wei Jingcheng sent a message to his own parents, saying that he didn't know when it would be convenient to go home?He wanted to take Yunling home to play for a few days.Soon, I got a response from Wei's parents: anytime is fine, and you can come directly during the winter vacation.

So the two discussed for a while, and each sent an email to the school's designated mailbox to apply for the purchase of a ticket—the destination of the two was Wei Jingcheng's hometown, Shicheng, and both of them had spiritual pets. As for the way to go back to their hometown? ?It depends on what kind of ticket the school can buy, preferably a sleeper berth.

After sending the text message, Yunling took off one of Haha's paws from his ear with a helpless face, hugged the guy in front of him with a grin, and raised his hand to poke the little guy's black mouth: "You know what? Don’t know how sharp your little claws are? Huh? Did you know that my ears are made of meat? Is that why you want to get on top of my head? Isn’t the cat climbing frame over there higher than my head?”

Haha tilted his head and turned his head sideways. After listening to Yunling scolding him, he didn't know whether he understood or not. He flicked his head and raised his chin to the sky, and opened his wings with the same swish sound, making a strange and And some weird shapes.

As the owner of Haha, Yunling has no idea what the meaning of this parrot is.So he turned his head and looked at Wei Jingcheng for help.

Wei Jing accepted the sight of Yunling asking for help, looked down at Haha silently, and thought for a while: "How about...we take some time this week, wear hats and masks, and go to KTV again with them?"

"Ah?" Yunling asked with question marks all over his head.

"I think it may be because it has grown bigger, and it has a lot more energy than before..." So the little one who is too energetic is working hard to develop in the direction of the big one.

Yunling looked down at Haha again, frowned and thought, and then said with some difficulty: "Why don't we go after our final exam, and there is so much time during the winter vacation, I can take it out to play from time to time. "

Now...the KTV here is relatively close, has a relatively complete playlist, and has a relatively good effect. It belongs to the one they often go to.If they go together, there is a good chance they will be recognized by the clerk.

You must know that when they usually go there, they are already watched from a distance by the shop assistants there. If they are recognized again...God knows what will happen!

Wei Jingcheng also felt that his idea was a bit bad, not to mention that the topic of cultivation is hot outside now, if the two monks go out rashly, once they are recognized by others, wouldn't they be roasted on the fire immediately?So he nodded and said: "Isn't there a music station? You can play music for it when you have nothing to do."

Yunling immediately nodded suddenly, looked at the little haha ​​in front of him again, and raised his hand to scratch its chin: "You, when can you show a little bit of parrot's intelligence and wisdom? See how much we have worried about you? You are worthy of Dad ?"

Haha, I don’t know if I understand or not. The wings that were originally outstretched were slightly retracted when Yunling felt comfortable. Now when I heard him talking to me, the wings shook again and let out a "wow" sound. A cry, the sound really made Yunling feel a little helpless to complain - the sound of this kind of parrot is really not so pleasant.

Just as this thought came to mind, suddenly, the door of memory was opened, Yunling suddenly turned his head to look at Wei Jingcheng, and said in a very affirmative tone: "I suddenly remembered! When I picked up Haha's egg, then The big bird that only released fire made a wow sound when it spread its wings! It’s exactly the same as Haha’s current sound! That’s definitely its real mother!”

Wei Jingcheng: ...why didn't you remember such important information before?I have never heard of birds like the Phoenix Suzaku screaming loudly.

作者有话要说：感谢在2019-11-1817：25：00~2019-11-1916：59：04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Ocean 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!