Alien husband, go away [Interstellar]

Five days later, after having a perfect breakfast early in the morning, Yizhuo drove Xuecheng to the Royal Primary School in an aircraft.

The Soderi people seem to have engraved punctuality into their bones. At [-]:[-] in the information book, there are only a few people at the entrance of the Royal Primary School, and they are surrounded by aircraft of different models and colors in an instant.

Xue Cheng and the others were lucky enough to be in the first few places. He raised his foot and was about to go down, but Yi Zhuo grabbed him.

"How can we do it without kissing each other?" He leaned forward and kissed softly, "I'll pick you up at night."

"En." Xue Cheng blushed in response.

If we talk about the biggest difference between having a fiancé and being single before, Xue Cheng thinks that it is not that he can be pretentious anytime and anywhere, or show affection and anger people naturally, but that he is treated like a babbling child.

The meaning of everything Sodry represents is only two words, novelty.

In order to live better, everyone on Earth needs to learn language before the wedding ceremony. Although the aliens’ courtship is straightforward and bold, they believe that only when the couple recite the solemn oath under the statue of the founding monarch can they obtain happiness. , and the oath is a long, tongue-in-cheek alien language.

In Xue Cheng's eyes, it looks like this: @$&￥@%#...

what the hell!

Rao Xue Cheng is a master-level person, and he is completely unable to learn this extraterrestrial language in a short period of time, so the first "Bride's Practice" course for fellow earthlings is to learn an alien language.

That's right, for "Bride's Practice", the course schedule was sent directly to her husband, and Yi Zhuo was delighted by the name that was chosen as soon as she received the form.

The place where all the people on Earth study is arranged in the famous Royal Primary School on the planet Sodri. Don't underestimate it just because it is a primary school.

People in Suo Deli have been advocating force since they were young, and they have strong precocious intelligence. They start basic training at the age of three, and after awakening at the age of 15, they start special training in different departments. Therefore, children in the sixth grade of elementary school can count as white, that is, a hundred people on earth.

Xue Cheng and his group were assigned to the first grade of elementary school...

There are brats on the earth who are not afraid of the sky and the earth, and are capable of killing. Of course, there are also alien planets. Coupled with their unique physical strength, the degree of killing is soaring, breaking through the sky.

When they followed the teacher to their class, they saw the dilapidated ground, broken doors and windows, and alien children running around.

Several people in uniforms were following the children and chasing them. One of them was holding a rope in his hand, and a long string of children was strung on the rope. Cut the rope, so far it can be seen that the person wearing the uniform should be the teacher.

All the people on earth: "..." Thousands of words in my heart turned into one sentence, what the hell, alien children are really cruel!

The teacher who led the earthlings laughed: "It's okay, it's okay, just get used to it, now I'll take everyone to their respective classes."

The distribution of classes is based on the countries on the earth. Xue Cheng and Wei Shi are naturally assigned to the same class, one class per year. There are also ten people from Z country. There are guys from Heilongjiang in all corners of the world, and Hainan in the south. compatriots.It is fate to be here, and everyone greeted each other one after another. After all, people from the same country are much closer.

Due to the small number overall, Xue Cheng and his group sat with a first-grade child. The alien child sitting next to him was a boy with a tea-green pot head, red lips and white teeth, big watery eyes, and a bulging face. So cute you want to pinch it.

Of course, Xue Cheng didn't dare. He had seen the unparalleled destructive power of the children, and he thought that with him alone, the possibility of being suppressed might be greater, so just watch.

Xue Cheng sat upright and waited for the teacher to come to class.

Then he heard the teacher who led them to the class say: "The one sitting next to you now is your little teacher. I hope you can get along in harmony and graduate soon."

After the ceremony, he kept walking, which seemed to be a bit of a flight.

Country Z: "..."

Xue Cheng: "..."

In fact, I want them to have children...

Regardless of whether the big guys are shouting or wailing in their hearts, the children are very interested. It may be that they have never played this kind of game since they were young. When the teacher leaves, the children will spontaneously put their hands in the drawer and take out a semicircle. shaped things.

Turning the little hand back, the thing is fixed on the head, just like the small bun tied by the ancient little book boy, very cute, then soft and sticky, the child's unique milky voice sounded: "I am yours!" Teacher, you have to listen to me obediently." The deliberately stern face, half serious, made people feel funny.

Xue Cheng has always liked cute and soft-looking little creatures, and children are no exception. Now that he sees a child who is pretending to be an adult but is actually full of cuteness, he can't help but hug him into his arms and kiss him.

It's so soft, it's so cute (☆_☆)

Lu Si was unhappy, and struggled twice: "Don't kiss me casually, how can a student kiss the teacher casually."

"Don't you like it?" Xue Cheng has always been patient with cute things.

Ruth blushed: "It's not...not."

How can you just care about your relatives, shame your face, and lose the majesty of the teacher.

How can Xue Cheng not understand that this is because the child is shy, so he hugged someone and kissed him again, and coaxed: "Students study hard, the teacher will reward me, I study hard, and the little teacher will reward me too, yes wrong?"

Ruth thought about it, usually if he was praised or behaved a little bit, teachers or parents would reward him with things he likes, which seems right.

But he can't be led by the nose by the students!But, what's wrong?

With a flash of inspiration, Ruth raised his mouth triumphantly: "Huh, how can you ask for rewards in front?" Huh, he is so smart, there is no way to lie to him, and besides, he didn't get it before he became obedient. award.

Xue Cheng smiled and continued to coax.

"But the rewards can be withdrawn in advance. You see, many children will ask their parents for change in advance, and then buy candy to buy all kinds of delicious food or toys. This is early withdrawal."

When Ruth heard this, he was entangled again, what to do, it seemed that this was the truth, but, but.

After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't think of the loopholes in Xue Cheng's words. Little Lu Si put on a bitter face: "The reward should be given by me, how can you take it yourself?"

"Then it would be better if you kiss me instead." Anyway, no matter who kisses, he is the one who takes advantage, Xue Cheng secretly laughed.

This time, Ruth's little head couldn't think of anything wrong, so he could only say, "Well...well, I'll just give you a kiss, and I'll reward you." Then he kissed foolishly.