A birthday is a birthday, and homework is homework.There are still four days left in Sheng Chu's winter vacation. The eighth day of school starts. He has finished a chemistry homework, because he only knows how to write chemistry.As for the Chinese answer notes that Fu Yuannan threw to him, it was stuffed in the far corner of the schoolbag so far that he has not turned over the second page.The reason why Sheng Chu is so confident is mainly because the winter vacation homework has answers to copy.

But the composition is only slightly.

And there are still four essays.

Sheng Chu can't always write 3000 or [-] "lue" characters to fool the composition.

Ji Zhangchen gave him a suggestion: "You copy it online, the teacher won't read it anyway."

Sheng Chu turned his head and thought about it, and found it quite reasonable.So I copied and made up a fool, and finished all the homework at three o'clock in the morning on the eighth day of the eighth day, feeling extremely high-spirited.

When going to school the next morning, Ji Zhangchen turned around and asked him, "Have you finished your homework?"

Sheng Chu was proud: "Of course, your father and I are the kind of people who don't do their homework?"

"Then borrow me to copy chemistry." Ji Zhangchen cried, "Hurry up, Liu Ling will come to class in the afternoon, please help me."

Sheng Chu reached out and patted Ji Zhangchen's head: "Then you are called Dad."

Ji Zhangchen: "..."

So Ji Zhangchen turned his head and called Fu Yuannan next to him: "Papa Fu lends me my homework for the winter vacation."

Fu Yuannan was sitting on the seat and playing with his mobile phone while listening to these two people having a special cross talk show here. He was very happy when he heard this, but there was only a little smile on his face: "If you call him mom again, you will make him anxious I will definitely lend it to you."

It is clear that watching the excitement is not a big deal.

Ji Zhangchen is a master who can copy homework and do anything, and he opened his mouth to Sheng Chu: "Mom!"

Fu Yuannan was so happy that the corners of his mouth were raised, and while snickering, he threw the test paper to Ji Zhangchen. Ji Zhangchen took it overjoyed and then added two more words: "Thank you, dad! We've been together for a hundred years!" as flattering as an eunuch flattering the emperor .

Sheng Chu was speechless: "Ji Zhangchen, how did you become such a fool???"

How could it be so annoying!

The dog-legged son Zhang Chen copied his homework and then suddenly turned his head: "Hey, I have something I want to ask my parents."

Sheng Chu was impatient: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you fart, let it go."

Annoyed to death and still calling his mother.As soon as he called his mother, he thought of the detailed description of how male A and male O would give birth to a child in the "ABO World Introduction", and then wanted to strangle Ji Zhangchen to death with the umbilical cord on the spot. It would be better to give birth to a piece of barbecued pork.

Ji Zhangchen said: "Oh, the sports committee asked me to ask you two. There is a sports festival this semester, which is one of the three major festivals in M. Then, Sheng Chu, are you going to the basketball game? It is said that in order not to delay the final review, this week Sunday is the first basketball game, so everyone has to sign up before Wednesday.”

"As for Father Fu," Ji Zhangchen looked flatteringly at Fu Yuannan, "Daddy, can you play basketball? Seeing that you are quite tall, the sports committee would like to have more people and helpers."

Sheng Chu knows everything except studying.Although he is thin, he is not weak, and his physical talent is good, so sports are basically not a problem.Of course he would be happy to have something like this to play with, even Fu Yuannan could feel a little joy from his face.

"I'm totally ok." He looked at Fu Yuannan and met Fu Yuannan's eyes.Fu Yuannan was found peeping, coughed lightly, and immediately looked away, so Sheng Chu subconsciously squeezed and said, "What do you think I'm doing, you don't want me to make decisions for you, do you?"

After thinking about it for a while, he had to get back the face lost above: "If you don't know how to make a decision, call me daddy, and I'll help you do it."

Childish male high school student, wishing to take advantage of others with every word.

Fu Yuannan pushed back directly: "You think too much, I just want to see your decision so that... the wife can sing and the husband can follow suit."

... Who the hell is a woman!

Sheng Chu gritted his teeth with hatred, and scolded his stinky brother Fu Yuannan eight hundred times in his heart. He was about to pick a sentence and go back, but when he saw the Chinese teacher walking in from the door with a book in his arms, he immediately shut up.

Every teacher hopes that everyone in his class will be quiet before class, or preview or review, full of the learning atmosphere of sprinting to Qingbei.At this time, whoever is rushing to work will scold.

And on the first day of school, those who scolded would inevitably have their homework checked.Sheng Chu didn't want to find himself a murderous disaster. His sloppy handwriting, homework that was almost the same as the standard answer, and a composition that was almost the same as writing 3000 or two hundred characters, once checked, he could be found by the Chinese teacher Hit as a target.

He didn't seek death.

Ji Zhangchen didn't realize it with his back to the door, and he was so excited, he slapped the table and laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahaha, daddy, you are really talented."

He made too much noise, the Chinese teacher who had just stepped onto the podium from the door frowned, seeing that Ji Zhangchen hadn't finished laughing, the gaze behind the gold-rimmed glasses suddenly sharpened: "Ji Zhangchen, you are practicing drums! "

Fu Yuannan, who was sitting behind him, began to lower his head and hold back his laughter. As for Sheng Chu, he almost had schadenfreude written all over his face.

Ji Zhangchen was so frightened that he stood up on the spot and split open: "I'm sorry, teacher."

The whole class was silent, only Sheng Chu didn't hold back, and one accidentally laughed out loud.

The Chinese teacher adjusted his glasses and sneered: "Sheng Chu, why are you laughing? You are a drummer. What's so funny?"

Sheng Chu was named, and before standing up, he kicked Ji Zhangchen's stool violently in retaliation.Ji Zhangchen was bumped by the stool behind him, caught off guard and almost fell on the table in front of him. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he didn't dare to turn around and yell at Sheng Chu. Reported.

Of course, the Chinese teacher also saw it, and took the first step to avenge Ji Zhangchen: "Still making small moves, Sheng Chu, have you written your homework yet?"

Sheng Chu even stood in a daze, with one hand pressed against the table and turning the pen, lazily replied: "I didn't make any small moves, I accidentally ran into it...Of course I wrote my homework, and I worked hard with Ji Zhangchen, I also found a self-study room outside to do homework together, competing to write faster than the other party every day, but Ji Zhangchen is too fast, teacher, I can't catch up."

Ji Zhangchen said in his heart, I hate you.

This call not only dragged Ji Zhangchen into the water, but also praised the real whore, which man can stand others saying that he is fast, Ji Zhangchen almost took Sheng Chu's head off and kicked it like a ball.

The Chinese teacher was very interested in this topic: "Oh? The representative of the Chinese class gave me their homework and let me look at the homework."

Sheng Chu has a thick skin and looks like he doesn't care. Ji Zhangchen is going crazy underneath.

Fu Yuannan blocked the Chinese teacher's sight because Ji Zhangchen was standing, and laughed so much that his shoulders shook like chaff.Out of the corner of his eye, Sheng Chu caught sight of Fu Yuannan who was trembling with laughter. Based on the principle of not letting anyone around him feel better, he stretched out his hand and twisted Fu Yuannan's arm.Fu Yuannan was in pain and couldn't make a sound. In order to fight back, he reached out to touch Sheng Chu's thigh, and deliberately slid all the way to the inner thigh.

Sheng Chu was surprised.

But he didn't dare to move, Ji Zhangchen had learned from the past, he didn't want to score twice.

Just 2 minutes after the Chinese class representative found out their homework and handed it to the Chinese teacher, Fu Yuannan's hand was like a slippery snake, slipping from the hollow of his knee into the inner thigh, threatening and teasing, all the way to touch the inner thigh In the middle position, shuttle up and down continuously in the middle position.

Up is the hidden position of Omega, and down is the knee.Even if Sheng Chu knew that Fu Yuannan would never dare to touch up, without the cover of the desk in front of him, he would be discovered by the teacher.But he still has a wonderful sense of immorality and loss of control, as if he has done something shameful in public, but under the eyes of everyone, it brings secret pleasure instead.

Smelly shameless thing.Sheng Chu scolded in his heart.

The Chinese teacher casually took the composition and flipped through two pages: "Ji Zhangchen, you copied the composition, do you think I don't know?"

Ji Zhangchen didn't dare to vent his anger, waiting for the Chinese teacher to let him know.

Sheng Chu hoped that the Chinese teacher would quickly scold him and tell him to sit down. He really couldn't bear this kind of torture, and gentle torture was still torture.

"You rewrite it, and write it standing up." The Chinese teacher opened another book, "Let me read Sheng Chu's."

She raised her hand and turned to the first article. The title of the first article is "Qi", which is a composition with a wide angle. As long as the word "Qi" is included, the whole article can be written around this word, and it will not go off topic. .She didn't expect much from Sheng Chu, she just got a basic score if she didn't deviate from the topic.

What Sheng Chu wrote about success was his mother's expectation for him.The rhetoric is not so gorgeous, and even the layout and processing methods are rough and simple, which is not remarkable, but it is very sincere.The Chinese teacher originally wanted to make some sarcasm, but he just let Sheng Chu go: "This article is not bad."

Sheng Chu breathed a sigh of relief.Taking advantage of the Chinese teacher's unpreparedness, Ji Zhangchen turned around and lip-synced to him: "You are not loyal enough, you agreed to copy the composition together, but in the end you secretly practiced by yourself, and you want to surprise everyone?"

Before Sheng Chu could reply to Ji Zhangchen, the Chinese teacher flipped through the next article, frowned suddenly, and said, "You've been floating just now after complimenting you." The more she looked at her, the happier she was, "Come on, I'll read it to you all." Read what the second one says."

The title of the second article is "Incompleteness is also a kind of beauty".

"Sometimes incompleteness is also a kind of beauty. When I stood in the canyon, surrounded by five opponents, and my teammates were all pushing towers far away, I knew that without me in this team, it was a A crippled fate."

"However, it doesn't matter whether it's incomplete or fit. An excellent canyon jungler should learn to pass through thousands of flowers and keep a few heads. I have made such mental preparations, and I know that death is a kind of death for me. A magnificent sacrifice."

"So I opened the ult without hesitation, moved to avoid the control of the opponent's support, and flashed into the back row. With my extremely high hand speed and perfect operation, coupled with a deep understanding of the game, I took away the double c, At this time, I still have half a tube of blood left. The missing half tube of blood is my fuel, igniting the passion of slaughter in my body. I moved to the support again, but unfortunately the support flashed and escaped my attack. My screen Instantly faded."

"Is it finally time to get to this point? My team is missing me."

"However, my teammates have already pushed to the high ground. Even if I die, I will die well. I saw the moment when the enemy's crystal exploded. How magnificent it is!"

The Chinese teacher closed the notebook and threw it on the podium, his eyes flashed brightly: "I don't think you have an appointment with Ji Zhangchen in the self-study room, are you in an appointment with an Internet cafe?"

Sheng Chu, who is not afraid of death, rushed to talk to the teacher: "Teacher, don't you think my description is very talented in language? I have rich and detailed descriptions of the battle scenes, and at the same time, the rhetoric is gorgeous and the sentence structure is changeable. Lifelike."

God damn language talent.

Fu Yuannan stopped touching Sheng Chu's thigh, and he lay on the table laughing like he wanted to die.

He is a real head.The Chinese teacher was angry and funny: "I originally only wanted you to make up three essays. Since you are so talented in language, why not write five essays? How about it, isn't it too much? Shan Da Writer?"

The author says:

Sheng Chu: Talk less nonsense and write more essays.

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