What if I become Verlaine?

It's so hard to be a human being.

Nakahara Chuya, who looks eleven or twelve years old but is only five years old, utters such a cry in his heart.

He really couldn't understand the brain circuit of the two bad adults around him, but regardless of the cause and effect, the current situation was clear at a glance: these two people were going to fight again, and he asked him which side he was on.

According to the agreement, Zhongyuanzhong should also help Wei Lun to stop Rimbaud. If Rimbaud leaves with a collection of colored paintings, Wei Lun, whose strength is gradually weakening, will be finished. being threatened.

Theoretically it is.

But Nakahara also thought of Mr. Saitama who lived in the next block. If he asked Mr. Saitama for help, Rimbaud should not be able to hurt himself.

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem to matter whether I help Wei Lun or not.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also brainstorming with difficulty, as if he could see that he was thinking hard, neither Wei Lun nor Rimbaud actually did anything, but patiently waited for the orange-haired boy to come to a conclusion.

Zhong Yuanzhong also gnawed half of the sausage unconsciously, and he didn't come up with some ideas until he finally gnawed the sausage.

Zhong Yuan put down the fork in his hand and looked at Rimbaud seriously.

"... Rimbaud, what do you want?"

Rimbaud raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at Chuya Zhongyuan with great interest.

Wei Lun was also a little surprised, and then showed a little gratified smile.

Chuya Nakahara spoke very slowly. He tried hard to organize his words and try to express his thoughts.

"All along, Wei Lun's thoughts are actually very clear. He arrived in Yokohama by accident, and he just wants to return to his own world."

The orange-haired boy can understand what Wei Lun is thinking. Wei Lun is a human being first, and because of an accident he became [Verlaine], but does this mean that he is not human?How can it be?

Nakahara Chuya's tone was a little low: "Wei Lun must have his own friends, family and partners, and he must return to his own life."

Although the members of the Sheep Organization are relying on Nakahara Chuya's ability, if Shirase hadn't reached out to him first, he Nakahara Chuya would still be just a blank puppet wandering in the gutter and not understanding anything.

His feelings for the sheep organization are so complicated, let alone Wei Lun, who is a human being?

"And Rimbaud's coloring book is a necessary ability for Wei Lun to go back, so he will never let you go."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said this, he looked at Rimbaud suspiciously: "But what about you, Rimbaud?"

"You seem to want to kill Wei Lun, but even though you were betrayed by Verlaine, Verlaine is already dead, and the person standing in front of you is Wei Lun."

"You want to go back to Yokohama? But you are living happily in this different world."

"Are you trying to kill me? Why teach me if you want to?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also couldn't understand what Rimbaud was thinking: "So can you tell me, what exactly do you want?"

Rimbaud laughed lightly, and Wei Lun said in a drawn-out tone, "It doesn't make sense."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at Wei Lun suspiciously: "It doesn't make sense?"

Wei Lun said: "Rimbaud really wanted to kill me, because Verlaine died at my hands, maybe you can't understand, but for Rimbaud, Verlaine is his partner, even if the two have conflicts and betray each other, They will only allow each other to die in their own hands."

"Second question, Rimbaud doesn't have much obsession with whether to go back, because he has already let go."

Wei Lun looked at Rimbaud with a somewhat complicated expression: "Whether it was the dispute between him and Verlaine or his own motherland, in that explosion and the past few years of amnesia, they were all turned into dust by him and completely abandoned. .”

"As for the last question... Chuya, he lied to you, Rimbaud will not kill you."

It is Verlaine's wish to let Zhongyuan Zhong also live in a human way. Now that Verlaine has disappeared, Rimbaud will not go against Verlaine's last wish.

Wei Lun looked at the boy and sighed slightly: "After he treats you as a human being, he won't do anything to you again."

After the words fell, Rimbaud stretched out his hands to applaud, and looked at Wei Lun with a complicated expression.

"You know me better than I thought."

Wei Lun continued to Nakahara Nakaya: "Look, this is why he has been trying to suppress me, because I know him well, and he knows nothing about me."

"This is a difficult situation for Rimbaud as a spy to control and think about. He doesn't know me well, so he doesn't know what I will do, let alone what I am thinking."

Wei Lun pointed to everything in the kitchen: "For this reason, he cooks the food himself, just to prevent me from tampering with it."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said in a daze, "But you also ate the food he cooked."

Lan Bo said slowly: "He eats very little, and I suspect that he vomited it all out. Do you think he goes out to pick up waste every day to find second-hand furniture and electrical appliances?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...Huh?"

Rimbaud sneered: "The only thing he ate was the fried egg sprinkled with peppers that he had to eat in front of me that day!"

Wei Lun laughed, and he admitted honestly: "I am very happy to see you angry, and I ate it in a moment of happiness."

Zhongyuan Zhong also had no words in his heart. He looked at the two people in front of him without a word: "If Rimbaud won't do anything to me, can I stand neutral?"

Rimbaud frowned and said, "Impossible."

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a shocked face: "So you still want to kill me?"

Rimbaud looked at Chuya Zhongyuan speechlessly: "Why did Wei Lun tell such important information? Doesn't he know that you will stand neutral? He must be sure that you are on his side."

Wei Lun showed a confident smile: "It's very simple, why do you think that you can return to your own world as long as you open the space?"

Rimbaud nodded, and he said to Zhongyuan Zhongye: "This is one of the reasons why I must master him and even kill him. If you want to go to a specific space, you must have corresponding coordinates and anchor points. Zhongye, you Haven't you thought about it?"

"During the explosion, Wei Lun said that his consciousness came to this world and became [Verlaine]. Then why is he able to travel through space with just a consciousness?"

"Why did he come to our world? Is it a coincidence? Or an accident? If it's a coincidence? Then there must be conditions to achieve a coincidence. If it's an accident, then why did we arrive in this world?"

"Since he has a way to return to his own world, why did we end up here halfway? Is it really because of your sudden intervention, Chuya?"

Rimbaud stared at Wei Lun closely, his eyes were determined to see the tension and danger of the prey.

"We don't know anything about him, we don't know anything about his world. Instead of reaching his world and falling into a passive state, it is better to kill him in this world and master the way back."

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought for a while, and he looked at Wei Lun: "You promised me before that if you arrive in your world, you will help me suppress Rimbaud and let him take me back. I want to know what you plan to do."

Wei Lun looked at Nakahara Chuya, then at Rimbaud, and finally spread his hands, he said helplessly: "Okay, okay, it's okay to tell you, we have a lot of people with space abilities, otherwise why would I know so well?" What about space?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly realized: "So as long as you reach your world, you can ask someone to help me go back?"

Lan Pope smiled and said: "That world is Wei Lun's home field, and after you are sent away by Wei Lun, I will be trapped in another world forever."

Wei Lun smiled and did not refute.

Zhong Yuanzhong finally figured out his train of thought.

"...If you continue to stay here, Wei Lun will die, if you return to Wei Lun's world, Rimbaud will fall into a life crisis, probably like this?"

After the orange-haired boy finished thinking, his expression changed slightly. He was a little hesitant and a little embarrassed, but his tone revealed his mood, and he was actually a little happy.

"...So, you don't actually intend to hurt me, do you?"

Rimbaud was silent, he turned his face away, not wanting to see the happy boy.

Wei Lun said very naturally: "Do you want to know why Verlaine betrayed Rimbaud?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated and said: "You said before that the two of them had conflicts about how to deal with me?"

Wei Lun nodded: "That's right, because Verlaine is not a human being, but a man-made existence. He knows very well what will happen to you if he takes you back to France, so he wants you to be free."

"Verlaine believes that it is very painful and cruel for you to realize that you are not a human being, and to be emphasized by countless humans and observe you like a monkey."

"But Rimbaud didn't think so at that time. He wanted to take you back to France to receive education arranged by the government. France needs your strength, so he wanted to take you back."

Wei Lun looked at Chuya Zhongyuan and said in a very casual tone: "In other words, it is Verlaine's wish to let you be free and live freely as a human being."

"Now that I have received a gift from Verlaine, of course I won't do anything to you."

"As for Rimbaud, hey, he is the only partner in France who treats Verlaine as a human being. When you live in a human way, Rimbaud will no longer treat you as a pure energy body."

"Maybe he has some complicated emotions towards you. After all, Verlaine betrayed Rimbaud immediately after seeing you, but now Rimbaud has let go of the past, and he has no reason to do anything to you."

After Wei Lun explained the ins and outs of the matter clearly, he actually mocked Chuya Zhongyuan very disrespectfully.

"You are the only idiot who is anxiously thinking about what to do every day. Your anxious little expression is quite interesting, so when Rimbaud suppresses you deliberately, I will lie to you together."

"Chuya, you are such a cute little angel. When Rimbaud and I were testing each other, you were so stupid all the time. It makes people feel brighter just looking at it."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

The orange-haired boy wanted to hit someone very much. He gritted his teeth and glared at Wei Lun. After taking a few deep breaths, he suddenly remembered something.

"Wait, did you grab me suddenly this afternoon and say you wanted to leave on purpose?"

Zhongyuan Zhong was also a little confused again. He looked at Rimbaud: "You discovered Wei Lun's idea, so you opened everything up immediately? Why? If I remember correctly, didn't you guys still test each other a few days ago?"

Rimbaud looked at Chuya Nakahara in surprise: "Don't you know?"

Wei Lun was also very surprised, he looked at Rimbaud: "Didn't you send him a message?"

Rimbaud: "I sent it."

He glanced at Wei Lun: "Didn't you monitor my messages?"

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh?"

Wei Lun said to Nakahara Chuya: "According to the information sent to the Heroes Association by the organization of observing the universe in this world, it is known that the sun is active recently. It is said that exoplanets and meteorites will be captured by the sun's gravity. In the next six months, the earth will Constantly under attack from extraterrestrial meteorites, asteroids and aliens."

"That is to say, this world is too dangerous to stay in. Both Rimbaud and I want to leave quickly, but we have fundamental conflicts about where to go."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Ahhh?"

Rimbaud went on to say, "I intruded into the association and learned that other Heroes' associations are recruiting people to formulate future combat strategies against extraterrestrial creatures, but City Z hasn't started doing so yet, because it is said..."

"It is said that a meteorite landed in Z city before, and it was blown up by someone."

Wei Lun took out his mobile phone and showed the photo to Chuya Nakahara: "It seems to be someone named Saitama."

Zhong Yuan looked at the handsome bald guy in the photo, and suddenly fell silent.

Wei Lun asked casually: "Speaking of which, your performance today exceeded the expectations of Rimbaud and me. You can calmly think about the idea of ​​if I die. Obviously, you are not worried that Rimbaud will do something to you, and you have absolute confidence in your own safety." Confidence, do you see what Rimbaud is thinking?"

Rimbaud also looked at Chuya Nakahara curiously. Has his ability to hide his emotions and thoughts not deteriorated?It was actually spotted by the middle school?

Nakahara also pointed to the handsome bald guy in the photo who punched and exploded the meteorite, and he said slowly: "I worshiped a teacher a few days ago, named Saitama, and this is him."

Rimbaud: "Huh?"

Wei Lun: "Huh?"

Nakahara Chuya announced loudly: "With Mr. Saitama here, I am not afraid of you anymore!"

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Finished!

There are basically no bugs, and in this book, the blond artificial supernatural body is called Verlaine, and the black-haired beauty is Rimbaud. After all, Rimbaud's ability is a color painting book, so it is easy to distinguish, otherwise it will be easy to confuse.