What if I become Verlaine?

As I said before, before Wei Lun returned to Yokohama, he took the list of cards on Greed Island and tried to find a person with abilities to collect them.

Not to mention the pregnancy stone, another interesting hormonal biscuit was also eyed by Wei Lun.

The effect of this biscuit lasts for 24 hours, and it can change from male to female, and from female to male. In Weilun's view, this is a very useful sexual object.

In fact, he is looking forward to eating a biscuit suddenly when he and Rimbaud are in a passionate kiss, or feeding him a biscuit, and then using his power of thought to materialize a big baby, lifting his skirt and playing a game of helping him with Rimbaud.

Is it out of moral integrity and ruining the three views?

Just because Wei Lun knew that Rimbaud might not be able to bear it, he kept silent.

——Of course, the fun on the bed should only be done if you love me, otherwise it would be no fun.

Although you can't play on the bed, it's also very pleasing to see Rimbaud wearing a skirt!

Wei Lun himself wore the skirt very indifferently, the so-called coming and going, if Wei Lun really wanted to see Rimbaud's different side and urged Rimbaud to wear a skirt, Rimbaud would not have refused.

With such a mentality, Wei Lun did buy a bag of hormone biscuits from the capable person.

The biscuits made by the capable person also last for 24 hours. The only difference is that the onset of biscuits can be delayed. It doesn't change after eating, but takes effect 15 minutes after eating.

After all, even if some people eat biscuits, they can spit out the biscuits immediately after realizing something is wrong. Wouldn’t this be a prank failure? Therefore, it is natural for the capable person to develop an advanced version of biscuits.

Zhong Yuanzhong also asked Brother John to make an Oreo Black Forest cake, replacing the Oreo biscuits on the cake with hormone biscuits.

So 15 minutes after the afternoon tea started, Koyo Ozaki, who ate the cake first, noticed something was wrong.

She said in amazement: "I am a concubine!"

Suddenly there is more meat between the thighs, this feels so fucking real! !

Followed by Mori Ogai, he has changed from a handsome middle-aged man to a busty black-haired lady!

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting across from Mori Ogai, was suffocating, wishing to change his eyes for not seeing the female version of Mori Ogai!

Oh my god, I'm going blind!Mori Ogai has become a busty lady with big breasts! !

Next came Da Zuo and the pianist, and finally Nakahara Chuya.

In an instant, everyone in the room turned sexually, except Osamu Dazai who was stunned - hormone biscuits didn't work on him.

The pianist looked around subconsciously: "Enemy attack?!"

Da Zuo has been completely weathered, and no one wants to see Da Zuo change from a middle-aged uncle to a middle-aged old woman.

Seeing everyone's panicked expressions, Nakahara said calmly: "It's nothing, this is the wish that Dazai asked me before, and I just fulfilled his wish."

As soon as this statement came out, everyone glared at Osamu Dazai angrily.

What is Osamu Dazai's wish?

Mori Ogai tried his best to lower his voice, trying to make his voice still sound like a male version: "Dazai's wish? What's going on?!"

——The deep and hoarse contralto sounds quite pleasant~

Nakahara Chuya looked indifferent: "Dazai said he wanted to see me in a maid outfit after this incident, and I agreed to him."

Osamu Dazai kept muttering: "Ah, I'm blind, and I saw a terrible look. I just want to see the leader's maid outfit, but I don't want to see some middle-aged man turned into a woman!!"

Osamu Dazai's sarcastic remarks successfully angered everyone present.

The pianist covered his face with one hand and grabbed Osamu Dazai's arm with the other, but even if he touched Osamu Dazai, he did not change back.

Mori Ogai frowned: "Isn't Dazai's nullification useless?"

Osamu Dazai tried not to look at Mori Ogai, he said casually: "The effect of the ability cannot be canceled unless I touch the object that turns you into women, that is, the cake digested by your stomach..."

Then his eyes fell on Nakahara Nakaya, who had also turned into a woman.

After becoming a girl, Zhongyuan Zhong also shrank a little, her breasts under the T-shirt also grew, her Adam's apple disappeared, her voice became softer and more charming, and even the shape of her face became cute! ?

...It's actually pretty good-looking?

Mori Ogai glared at Osamu Dazai with a smirk, and suddenly regained his composure, he chuckled: "The leader still has leftover cakes here, maybe I can send a piece to Oda, he is also very busy recently..."

"No!!" Osamu Dazai lost all color and turned into a single line.

God!Oda Sakunosuke turned into a woman?What is this terrible truth? !

Osamu Dazai only needs to think about it for a moment, and his whole body will be broken.

He quickly said to Zhong Yuan Zhongye: "Can you change back?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also said in surprise: "The maid outfit must be changed into a girl's outfit to look good, right? The ability lasts for 24 hours, and it will automatically change back by this time tomorrow."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone present was relieved at the same time, it turned out that it was not permanent!

Unexpectedly, Zhong Yuan continued to say: "I will meet with the Secret Service tomorrow morning, who will accompany me? I guess I will have lunch with them..."

As a result, everyone who had just shown a relaxed expression turned stiff.

It's afternoon, that is to say, it will still be a transgender version at noon tomorrow. Are they going to meet with senior officials of the Secret Service in this posture?

Mori Owai looked around and said with a sneer, "Of course Dazai went with him!"

Koyo Ozaki also said grimly: "That's right, Dazai's ability is invalid, who else is more suitable than him? No more!!"

The pianist also praised Osamu Dazai: "In the previous actions, Mr. Dazai showed excellent command and analysis skills, which is not as good as mine!"

After the pianist became a woman, the younger sister's head made him more intellectual, although he didn't want this feeling, damn it.

Da Zuo covered his face with his hands and moaned, "Old man, old man is going on vacation..."

Osamu Dazai tried to refuse, but the words were on the verge of his mouth, looking at the hot-eyed and murderous looks of his colleagues...

I always feel that I really refused, and he will definitely be sacked when he goes in and out of the port Mafia in the future.

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth in his heart, the little dwarf went too far, he did it on purpose!Deliberately make it impossible for others to go! !

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai subconsciously looked at Chuya Nakahara.

But the orange-haired girl showed him a smug smile: "If you want to see my maid outfit, you have to pay something."

You can get two benefits from one thing, why not do it?

Osamu Dazai gasped.

Could it be that Zhong Yuanzhong also deliberately asked him to accompany him to the meeting?

He glared at Nakahara Chuya faintly, but the 15-year-old boy looked a little cold, but he turned into a 15-year-old delicate girl...

Haven't you seen Mori Ogai's eyes straightened?

Damn, it's kinda cute.

Koye Ozaki cleared her throat, and she gave Osamu Dazai a cold look, apparently remembering Osamu Dazai in her heart.

She spread out her wide sleeves to block Osamu Dazai's sight of Nakahara Nakaya, and said in a soft tone, "Boss, where is your locker room? Since I'm going to meet the officials of the Secret Service tomorrow, I still need to prepare in advance." Appropriate clothes are enough, let me take a look at your wardrobe and match what you will wear tomorrow."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't care too much: "I don't have any women's clothes in my closet, why don't we go shopping and buy clothes after I change into the maid's clothes."

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

Ah, change the leader's skirt!This, this... the concubine is getting better again!

Koye Ozaki instantly became refreshed. She had brighter makeup on her face. Even if she became a man now, she only needed to wrap a scarf around her neck to block her Adam's apple, and she was no different from before.

So Koyo Ozaki said with a smile, "Okay, Dazai, don't you want to watch the boss change into a maid outfit? Then come and go shopping with us and carry our bags for us."

She stared at Osamu Dazai with a deadly look: "Not only can you see the maid costume, but you also have the opportunity to see the leader changing into a loli costume and a sailor suit. I don't think you will refuse, right?"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

What else can he say?In order to make himself work, this slug really worked hard, and he was convinced.

Although Mori Ogai was also very excited, but thinking of his big breasts propping up his shirt...

He coughed, "I'll take leave in the afternoon and tomorrow morning."

The pianist and the chief also expressed that they would take a day off.

Zhongyuan Zhong also generously agreed, anyway, his goal has been achieved.

"Although there is no need for a mission, don't forget to help me prepare intelligence documents. I have to go to the Secret Service Section to negotiate at noon. I can't do without intelligence support."

The Colonel, Mori Ogai and the pianist disappeared in an instant.

Osamu Dazai quickly adjusted his mood. Although he was calculated by the little man, it seemed fun to see the little man in different skirts?

Besides, there are not only shorties in skirts, but also a limited version of Ms. Mori!

It's worth it.

So Osamu Dazai calmed down again, took out his mobile phone, and prepared to take pictures of Chuya Nakahara.

About 10 minutes later, Zhong Yuanzhong also changed into a black maid outfit. He was wearing a lace apron in front of him, a lace headband on his head, white stockings and black leather shoes on his lower body.

Zhong Yuanzhong also held his skirt and bowed slightly to salute, and turned around: "How is it?"

Osamu Dazai hissed, raised his hand to cover his heart, and the phone fell to the ground with a click.

Koye Ozaki looked at Chuya Nakahara with strange eyes: "The leader seems to be very used to this kind of dress?"

Nakahara Nakaya said calmly: "My father once stuffed me into his friend's house. His friend's wife, that lady likes to dress up her sons. I wore all kinds of skirts when I was studying at their house. And a few lessons on feminine etiquette."

Zhong Yuanzhong also made two gestures, which were simple gestures for a woman to leave, but the moment he bowed, two white lights flashed.

Ozaki Koyo subconsciously raised his sleeves to block, only to realize that it was two scrunchies.

Zhong Yuan also shrugged: "Their family is a killer, and I also learned some tricks."

Later, he learned how to get along with women from Liliana, a witch cultivator. He watched all kinds of waitresses in the venue all day long, and Zhongyuan Zhong also saw what women of different styles are like.

Koye Ozaki's eyes lit up, and she said implicitly: "Then let's go with my concubine, we can learn from each other later."

Zhong Yuanzhong also responded with a smile: "Yes."

Then he looked at Dazai Osamu: "Why are you in a daze? Let's go and buy clothes for tomorrow's meeting."

Osamu Dazai silently picked up the phone, feeling uncomfortable.

The little dwarf turned into a look he didn't understand at all when he didn't know it. Most importantly, he showed a silly expression, as if he had lost to Zhongyuan Zhong! !

Osamu Dazai suddenly said, "If Chuuya turns into a girl and goes to see those elders, won't he be despised?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also said coldly: "I will be despised if I become the same."

When a 15-year-old boy is the leader, some people will definitely think that Zhongyuan Zhongya is young and easy to be bullied. Since he will be bullied and suppressed no matter what, it is better to talk as a woman.

the most important is……

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked gloomy.

The military must have pictures of Motegi, they know what Motegi looks like.

If Zhongyuanzhong also attended the meeting, the military would definitely be able to speculate that Zhongyuanzhong was the supernatural body that was born on Radium Bowl Street eight years ago, and thus guess who the culprit was for the bloodbath in the laboratory some time ago.

"I'll do my hair later, dye it golden, and buy a golden curly long hair."

Zhong Yuan also said: "Buy another pair of colored contact lenses, golden colored contact lenses."

Wearing golden colored contact lenses on blue eyes may show dark green pupils, blond hair and green eyes, plus a face that is exactly the same as Wei Lun...

Osamu Dazai suddenly realized: "So it is!"

Is the little man trying to set off a smoke bomb?

Nakahara Chuya saw that Osamu Dazai understood, and laughed too: "I'm short of time, it doesn't matter after a few years."

Koyo Ozaki looked at Osamu Dazai wordlessly, then at Chuya Nakahara, feeling in a daze that she was really old and didn't quite understand what the young man was thinking.

When Wei Lun and Rimbaud were waiting for the plane in Moscow, Wei Lun saw a few photos pop up in the family group chat.

Wei Lun burst out laughing.

Rimbaud looked over and smiled.

He picked up Wei Lun's mobile phone and zoomed in on the photo for a closer look.

In the photo, Zhong Yuanzhong is also wearing a long golden curly wig, a white tutu skirt, a small pink cape, white stockings and brown leather shoes on his lower body, no matter how cute he looks.

Not only was he dressed in this tutu skirt, Nakahara also changed into a lady's shirt and capri pants, as well as a sailor suit and a princess skirt, and finally he tried a set of long sleeves.

It may be because Dazai Osamu will be present at the meeting tomorrow, Ozaki Koyo ordered Dazai Osamu to also change into a complete set of clothes, so from time to time in the photo, Dazai Osamu can be seen in various outfits.

Like the one that Rimbaud is looking at.

Osamu Dazai was wearing a dark gray coat, a white shirt and a dark blue tie, and a dark blue scarf around his neck. He revealed his entire face and wore a black hat on his head.

"Is this Osamu Dazai?" Rimbaud asked in surprise, "His eyes are finally healed?"

Osamu Dazai had been wrapping one eye with a bandage before, and Rimbaud thought that Osamu Dazai's eye was permanently damaged and had to bandage it.

Wei Lun curled his lips: "Good morning."

He carefully looked at Osamu Dazai's expression in the photo, and couldn't help saying with emotion: "What did I say before? You and I need to rely on ability, and this kid Chuya can settle the troubles only by his charm."

Did Osamu Dazai forget that his purpose of going to the port mafia was to cause trouble?

How come looking at the boy's expression and the way he stood in the photo, he and Zhong Yuanzhong have become good friends?

Rimbaud smiled, he leaned on Wei Lun's shoulder, and said softly: "Isn't this great? Zhongye will have many friends in the future, and he will live a very good and happy life."

Wei Lun smiled, and he leaned his head against Rimbaud's, and said, "Zhongye actually took the initiative to eat hormone biscuits. He was so scared that he changed his face last time on Greed Island."

Rimbaud calculated the time: "I don't know if our plane will be able to catch up. It is estimated that when we return to Yokohama tomorrow, the biscuit effect on Chuya has disappeared."

Wei Lun said casually: "If you want to watch, let him continue to eat."

After a pause, Wei Lun's eyes suddenly lit up: "Shall we go back to France to get married?"

Rimbaud was startled, he sat up straight and looked at Wei Lun: "Didn't you say you were going to America?"

Wei Lun pointed to Chuya Nakahara on the photo: "I eat biscuits and turn into a woman."

The corner of Rimbaud's mouth twitched: "You...Mr. Hugo said that if you dare to return to France, he will definitely kill you."

Wei Lun didn't take it seriously: "He hit Wei Lun, what does it have to do with Ms. Wei Na?"

Rimbaud: "...you!"

Rimbaud lost his voice for a moment, even though he already knew that Wei Lun was shameless, he was also shocked by these words.

Wei Lun said enthusiastically: "Take Nakaya and that Mogi, the four of us will go back together!"

Rimbaud just wanted to say that the French side should not discover the identity of Nakahara Chuya, but soon he thought of a group of gentlemen in France, and his expression changed slightly: "Did you do it on purpose? Let's take Chuya and Mogi back, they We will think that those two children were born by ourselves..."

Wei Lun laughed: "How could it be? I didn't do it on purpose, Guy begged me."

Rimbaud stared at Wei Lun quietly, and snorted coldly.

Wei Lun continued: "You are French after all, you always have to change your marriage information in your country, from single to married."

the most important is……

Wei Lun, who holds vengeance and is still narrow-minded, said: "Hugo actually said that I would kill me, so I have to go back and see how he is busy with confinement and being a confinement lady for everyone!"

Rimbaud: "..."

The black-haired young man sighed helplessly. He reached out and rubbed Wei Lun's head, as if to comfort the big golden retriever: "Why do you have to get angry with those gentlemen? Speaking of children, do you really think you want one? "

Wei Lun shook his head resolutely: "I don't want it, do you want it?"

Rimbaud was a little moved: "I have some ideas..."

Wei Lun reached out and touched Rimbaud's cheek, and he said seriously: "I will not love that child, and I will even hate him."

Rimbaud looked at Wei Lun in surprise: "Why?"

"I haven't been with you for a long time. Life is only a hundred years in a hurry. When I think that he will occupy your time for many years, I can't wait to strangle him to death."

Wei Lun's expression was very calm, but it was precisely this calmness that gave him a creepy feeling.

"I won't be a good father, you'll know it when you see it."

Zhongyuan Zhongye was almost released and oppressed by Wei Lun all the way, and was thrown to others to bring him out.

Willon said: "What my parents are like, I will be like that, so I would rather not have it."

Rimbaud looked at Wei Lun in surprise, and he said uncertainly: "Really? A child who is related to your blood, don't you like it?"

"...You know what my blood relatives have done, don't mention this, it makes me sick."

Wei Lun lowered his eyes, trying not to let Rimbaud see the indifference in his eyes: "I accepted Zhong Ye, on the one hand because of Verlaine's relationship, and on the other hand because that kid really has enough strength to stand in front of me."

Rimbaud smiled after hearing this, and he said slowly: "You are spending your whole life healing your childhood, forget it, I will stay with you."

Wei Lun couldn't help but embraced Rimbaud, and gently kissed Rimbaud's forehead and eyebrows, his originally irritable mood suddenly calmed down.

After a long time, Wei Lun whispered, "Sorry."

Rimbaud closed his eyes and leaned against Wei Lun's neck. He said lazily, "It's nothing. I hope that life came to this world with love. If you don't like it, it's meaningless."

Wei Lun's expression changed slightly after hearing this.

Yes, life should be loved, blessed, and expected to come to the world, instead of being manufactured as tools and disposable items like him.

Rimbaud: "Jin once said that you see the world through me, so while you love me, I hope you can see other people and things through me."

Wei Lun smiled abruptly: "Like a mess in France?"

Rimbaud asked back: "Don't you think those gentlemen are very powerful and their ideas are very interesting?"

Wei Lun was dumbfounded, thinking of what Rimbaud showed him, a group of people vying to be the father of little Hugo, and the news that Victor Hugo, the strongest in France, became a miscarriage master...

Wei Lun admitted: "The morals of the French transcenders are worse than mine. I should learn more."

"They just admire Mr. Hugo."

Rimbaud whispered, "Although many people hate Mr. Hugo, that's just a way for them to express their feelings."

Wei Lun: "... Huh?"

"There are too many people who worship Mr. Hugo. Followers can only stand behind Mr. Hugo forever, but enemies can stand in front of Mr. Hugo."

Rimbaud shrugged: "So all the transcendents in the country are enemies of Mr. Hugo, but if they have a chance to get the descendants of Mr. Hugo, they will fall into a frenzy."

Wei Lun didn't know what to say for a moment after hearing this.

Yes, yes, French transcendents, Wei Lun feels that he has been taught a lesson, so it’s okay! !

"Isn't Guy finished?"

Wei Lun said in a complicated tone: "Guy wanted to take revenge on the gentlemen who stared at him, but these gentlemen..."

Rimbaud said calmly: "Guy is too young and well protected. It's time to taste the dangers of the world and see the true colors of those grown-ups."

Wei Lun: "..."

Rimbaud said in a regretful tone: "Gu Yi should be glad that he is a transcendent, and the children he conceived can only be given to other transcendents, otherwise the domestic superhumans... oh, not only domestic, but also foreign... "

Having said that, Rimbaud was also silent.

Thinking about it this way, the situation in France in the coming year is really dangerous.

Wei Lun laughed: "I believe those big shots will consider the pros and cons clearly, this is not something we should consider."

He decisively changed the subject: "Tomorrow, we will have to negotiate with the Secret Service. If everything goes well, Yokohama will settle down, and we can finally have a good rest for a while."

Rimbaud calmed down after hearing this, and he said, "Should we go to the port mafia to meet Chuya's subordinates? He often mentioned Ozaki Koyo, she seemed to be the first cadre who surrendered, and Mori Ogai, Thank you for taking care of Motegi."

Wei Lun said indifferently: "Listen to you, you have the final say, Mother Attil."

Soon, the airport announcement sounded, Wei Lun and Rimbaud stood up and walked to the boarding gate side by side.

They are finally going back to Yokohama.