Yan Kuan got up and paid for the meal, and picked a toothpick along the way.Just as he was about to put a bag of napkins in his haute couture suit, the owner of the noodle shop sitting behind him stared at him completely.
Yan Kuan retracted his paw silently, and patted the high-end suit on his body. "Why does it get dark so early this day?", while sighing, swaying away.
The boss disdainfully walked to the table where Yan Kuan was eating, scoffed twice, and shouted in the direction of Yan Kuan's departure: "You are dressed like a dog, but you are a thief."
Yan Kuan acted as if he didn't hear the voice of the boss behind his ears, he stepped forward, took a hip step, and got into the car in one go.Although he is walking with the momentum of a domineering boss, but his hips are a low-to-explosive battery car.
Yan Kuan wandered aimlessly in the street, but two philosophical questions kept wandering in his mind.
where is he going
where to live
The high-spirited music caught Yan Kuan's attention, he increased his horsepower, and ran towards the birthplace of the music with the wind blowing.
This is a music square, with colorful flags fluttering in the wind, and musical fountains that sound like machine guns, bang bang bang.
Suddenly, a passionate national anthem sounded, and the old ladies waved their arms, as if holding a founding ceremony with enthusiasm.
Yan Kuan looked confused, shouldn't he take a break at this time, raise his hands, hold his chest out, and salute Yan Kuan wishing he could go up to the trembling and leading aunt and have a good breakup with her about loveism.
The steps haven't been taken yet.Yan Kuan found a familiar figure and couldn't help but click his tongue a few times.What kind of luck is it for him to meet Dr. Li Jun who is about to perform a circumcision for his male dignity.
I saw Li Jun wearing an old man's vest, with his long legs hanging on the railing of the stairs.Her hair was slightly disheveled by the wind, and she was holding a cigarette in her hand, smoking it one after another.The movements are leisurely, but the expression on his face is not very good-looking.
Yan Kuan checked his appearance with his hands instead of eyes, stretched his hands out of his pockets, wobbled, and walked over.
"Hey, isn't this Dr. Li Jun?" Yan Kuan frowned, with a smile on his lips, smug and smug.
Li Jun was a little annoyed at being interrupted, ignored Yan Kuan, and concentrated on smoking the cigarette in his hand.Anyone who gets cheated on will not be in a good mood. He wanted to be alone for a while, but unexpectedly, he met Yan Kuan who was like a sparrow.In the afternoon, he was in a good mood and could still give Yan Kuan a few glances, but at this moment he was so annoyed that he couldn't wrap Yan Kuan in a trash bag and throw it into the trash can.
Through the smoke, Yan Kuan looked at the iron-blue color on Li Jun's slashed face, feeling delighted in his heart.When the enemy is in trouble, it is difficult to be in a bad mood.
He walked forward, sat down beside Li Jun, and grabbed Li Jun's shoulder like a close friend.As soon as I put my hand on it, I was startled by the heat coming from the palm of my hand.
Woah, the muscles are really as hard as the little nurse said, and the heat is too hot, like hot iron.
Li Jun turned his head coldly, glanced at Yan Kuan with his lower eyelids, turned to the left side, and avoided Yan Kuan's hand on his right shoulder.
He got up and went to the trash can not far away, extinguished the scarlet cigarette butt and threw it in.Then he turned and moved forward, without even throwing a glance at Yan Kuan who was behind him.
Yan Kuan: "..."
Is he wearing Harry Potter's magic clothes?
Li Jun's back became farther and farther away, and at the end he could only see a small dot.The more Yan Kuan thought about it, the more angry he became. He had never been ignored like this since he was a child, so he wanted to see if he had a sense of existence.
Biting his cheek, he walked up to the battery car, unlocked it, got on the car, turned on the horsepower, and sprinted in the direction of Li Jun.It wasn't until 50 meters away from Li Jun that he bit his cheek, slowed down, landed on his right foot, and fell over on his side.
With a loud bang, Yan Kuan and the battery car got off together.
Li Jun heard the sound and hurriedly turned around.Just wanted to go up and help Yan Kuan up. "Ouch" a loud roar sounded ahead of time. "Li Jun, do you want to touch porcelain?"
Li Jun didn't panic anymore, he sneered twice, he folded his arms, condescendingly, and lay on the ground like a frog, Yan Kuan.
Li Jun saw Yan Kuan at the first sight in the music square, wearing a 10,000+ high-end suit and riding a battery car, it was hard not to pay attention.
He is not in a good mood today, and he has no intention of teasing others.I didn't expect this person to be so good that he chased after him.Just now he thought that this person was not familiar with operating a battery car, so he forced him so close. Now it seems that this person is not skilled in operation, but quite skilled, and even the place where he fell to the ground was a soft straw mat.
Li Jun wanted to applaud Yan Kuan, what a great acting.This good show of a dog biting Lu Dongbin, from the characters to the actions to the lines, is full of delicacy.
Yan Kuan fell to the ground for a long while, but Li Jun didn't see a sound, his eyes rolled around, and his wailing became even louder. "Li Jun, it was you who touched the porcelain, which caused me to brake suddenly. Now my hands hurt, my legs hurt, my butt hurts. I have to either send me to the hospital or lose money."
Li Jun didn't say a word, but pulled the corners of his mouth into a sneer, and calmly took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket.
"Hey, 110? There are scammers here!"
Li Jun's voice was very soft, with the characteristic hoarseness of a mature man, but the alarm that rang in Yan Kuan's ears was like thunder, making him crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
Yan Kuan looked at Li Jun in disbelief, and even forgot to maintain his "patient" status. "Really call the police"
Li Jun hooked his lips. "Didn't you say I touch porcelain? Call the police over, so you don't need to waste your tongue, and it can be resolved in a few minutes."
Yan Kuan held his breath in his chest and couldn't get up or down. This Li Jun looked emotionless. He didn't expect that everything from bones to flesh and blood was full of evil.
He's miserable enough now, he doesn't want to go to the police station to add some glory to himself.
Mainly embarrassing!
Yan Kuan wanted to ask: "How can you give up calling the police?"Li Jun's calm and calm voice rang in Yan Kuan's ear.
"If you want me to give up calling the police, that's impossible."
Yan Kuan: "..."
The police came after a while, and Li Jun gave the police an overview of the ins and outs of the matter in a few words, but the protagonist of Pengci changed from Li Jun to Yan Kuan.
With tears in his heart, Yan Kuan yelled to admit his mistake, not daring to refute or do anything.The police comrades let Li Jun leave after learning about the situation, while Yan Kuan stayed where he was to receive education.
Yan Kuan's left ear is the roar of the car, and his right ear is the preaching of how to reform and be a good man.In view of Yan Kuan's good attitude of admitting his mistakes, the police comrades let him go after drinking half a pot of health-preserving tea.
At this time the night was late, the moon had already hung in the sky, and Yan Kuan lowered his eyes and laughed.The fifteenth moon is neither big nor round, just like Yan Kuan's lost dignity.
Li Jun, I hate you so much!
Yan Kuan retracted his paw silently, and patted the high-end suit on his body. "Why does it get dark so early this day?", while sighing, swaying away.
The boss disdainfully walked to the table where Yan Kuan was eating, scoffed twice, and shouted in the direction of Yan Kuan's departure: "You are dressed like a dog, but you are a thief."
Yan Kuan acted as if he didn't hear the voice of the boss behind his ears, he stepped forward, took a hip step, and got into the car in one go.Although he is walking with the momentum of a domineering boss, but his hips are a low-to-explosive battery car.
Yan Kuan wandered aimlessly in the street, but two philosophical questions kept wandering in his mind.
where is he going
where to live
The high-spirited music caught Yan Kuan's attention, he increased his horsepower, and ran towards the birthplace of the music with the wind blowing.
This is a music square, with colorful flags fluttering in the wind, and musical fountains that sound like machine guns, bang bang bang.
Suddenly, a passionate national anthem sounded, and the old ladies waved their arms, as if holding a founding ceremony with enthusiasm.
Yan Kuan looked confused, shouldn't he take a break at this time, raise his hands, hold his chest out, and salute Yan Kuan wishing he could go up to the trembling and leading aunt and have a good breakup with her about loveism.
The steps haven't been taken yet.Yan Kuan found a familiar figure and couldn't help but click his tongue a few times.What kind of luck is it for him to meet Dr. Li Jun who is about to perform a circumcision for his male dignity.
I saw Li Jun wearing an old man's vest, with his long legs hanging on the railing of the stairs.Her hair was slightly disheveled by the wind, and she was holding a cigarette in her hand, smoking it one after another.The movements are leisurely, but the expression on his face is not very good-looking.
Yan Kuan checked his appearance with his hands instead of eyes, stretched his hands out of his pockets, wobbled, and walked over.
"Hey, isn't this Dr. Li Jun?" Yan Kuan frowned, with a smile on his lips, smug and smug.
Li Jun was a little annoyed at being interrupted, ignored Yan Kuan, and concentrated on smoking the cigarette in his hand.Anyone who gets cheated on will not be in a good mood. He wanted to be alone for a while, but unexpectedly, he met Yan Kuan who was like a sparrow.In the afternoon, he was in a good mood and could still give Yan Kuan a few glances, but at this moment he was so annoyed that he couldn't wrap Yan Kuan in a trash bag and throw it into the trash can.
Through the smoke, Yan Kuan looked at the iron-blue color on Li Jun's slashed face, feeling delighted in his heart.When the enemy is in trouble, it is difficult to be in a bad mood.
He walked forward, sat down beside Li Jun, and grabbed Li Jun's shoulder like a close friend.As soon as I put my hand on it, I was startled by the heat coming from the palm of my hand.
Woah, the muscles are really as hard as the little nurse said, and the heat is too hot, like hot iron.
Li Jun turned his head coldly, glanced at Yan Kuan with his lower eyelids, turned to the left side, and avoided Yan Kuan's hand on his right shoulder.
He got up and went to the trash can not far away, extinguished the scarlet cigarette butt and threw it in.Then he turned and moved forward, without even throwing a glance at Yan Kuan who was behind him.
Yan Kuan: "..."
Is he wearing Harry Potter's magic clothes?
Li Jun's back became farther and farther away, and at the end he could only see a small dot.The more Yan Kuan thought about it, the more angry he became. He had never been ignored like this since he was a child, so he wanted to see if he had a sense of existence.
Biting his cheek, he walked up to the battery car, unlocked it, got on the car, turned on the horsepower, and sprinted in the direction of Li Jun.It wasn't until 50 meters away from Li Jun that he bit his cheek, slowed down, landed on his right foot, and fell over on his side.
With a loud bang, Yan Kuan and the battery car got off together.
Li Jun heard the sound and hurriedly turned around.Just wanted to go up and help Yan Kuan up. "Ouch" a loud roar sounded ahead of time. "Li Jun, do you want to touch porcelain?"
Li Jun didn't panic anymore, he sneered twice, he folded his arms, condescendingly, and lay on the ground like a frog, Yan Kuan.
Li Jun saw Yan Kuan at the first sight in the music square, wearing a 10,000+ high-end suit and riding a battery car, it was hard not to pay attention.
He is not in a good mood today, and he has no intention of teasing others.I didn't expect this person to be so good that he chased after him.Just now he thought that this person was not familiar with operating a battery car, so he forced him so close. Now it seems that this person is not skilled in operation, but quite skilled, and even the place where he fell to the ground was a soft straw mat.
Li Jun wanted to applaud Yan Kuan, what a great acting.This good show of a dog biting Lu Dongbin, from the characters to the actions to the lines, is full of delicacy.
Yan Kuan fell to the ground for a long while, but Li Jun didn't see a sound, his eyes rolled around, and his wailing became even louder. "Li Jun, it was you who touched the porcelain, which caused me to brake suddenly. Now my hands hurt, my legs hurt, my butt hurts. I have to either send me to the hospital or lose money."
Li Jun didn't say a word, but pulled the corners of his mouth into a sneer, and calmly took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket.
"Hey, 110? There are scammers here!"
Li Jun's voice was very soft, with the characteristic hoarseness of a mature man, but the alarm that rang in Yan Kuan's ears was like thunder, making him crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
Yan Kuan looked at Li Jun in disbelief, and even forgot to maintain his "patient" status. "Really call the police"
Li Jun hooked his lips. "Didn't you say I touch porcelain? Call the police over, so you don't need to waste your tongue, and it can be resolved in a few minutes."
Yan Kuan held his breath in his chest and couldn't get up or down. This Li Jun looked emotionless. He didn't expect that everything from bones to flesh and blood was full of evil.
He's miserable enough now, he doesn't want to go to the police station to add some glory to himself.
Mainly embarrassing!
Yan Kuan wanted to ask: "How can you give up calling the police?"Li Jun's calm and calm voice rang in Yan Kuan's ear.
"If you want me to give up calling the police, that's impossible."
Yan Kuan: "..."
The police came after a while, and Li Jun gave the police an overview of the ins and outs of the matter in a few words, but the protagonist of Pengci changed from Li Jun to Yan Kuan.
With tears in his heart, Yan Kuan yelled to admit his mistake, not daring to refute or do anything.The police comrades let Li Jun leave after learning about the situation, while Yan Kuan stayed where he was to receive education.
Yan Kuan's left ear is the roar of the car, and his right ear is the preaching of how to reform and be a good man.In view of Yan Kuan's good attitude of admitting his mistakes, the police comrades let him go after drinking half a pot of health-preserving tea.
At this time the night was late, the moon had already hung in the sky, and Yan Kuan lowered his eyes and laughed.The fifteenth moon is neither big nor round, just like Yan Kuan's lost dignity.
Li Jun, I hate you so much!
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