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"I did everything I could, I've won everything I can, my job is done. I'm in the history of this club, but Inter will always change. My job is here It's done." Mourinho left such words after sending Inter Milan to the top of Europe.

At the press conference after the game, Mourinho announced that he would coach Real Madrid, and the media all over the world went crazy. The reporters had to admit that no matter what their position was, they all liked Mourinho from the bottom of their hearts. Follow along He is never short of topics.

After the award ceremony of the Champions League final, the Inter Milan team arrived in Milan at 23:05 on the morning of the 00rd, Italian time after a short rest.A bus immediately carried the whole team to San Siro, Inter Milan's home court.It was the first time in 45 years to win the championship again. The club and fans of Inter Milan went into a frenzy. 4 fans were already waiting at Meazza.

Inter Milan fans suddenly discovered that two people were missing from the team's celebration lineup. The meritorious coach Mourinho and the key Mr. Bi Xia did not show up at Meazza.

Even the CCTV reporter who followed Inter Milan back to Meazza was stunned. It was fine if Mourinho didn't show up, and even Bi Xia didn't show up. What's the matter?At this time, even a fool can understand that another big news is about to happen in Madrid.Mourinho joining Real Madrid with his beloved disciple will definitely become the first pound of news in the summer transfer period.

Moratti no longer concealed the news that Mourinho was leaving at this time, but he emphasized that there was no betrayal between them. On the contrary, he was grateful for everything Mourinho had done for Inter Milan.Moratti said that when he hugged Mourinho, the tears of excitement were a true expression of his emotions, "This is out of love and emotion for the team. This feeling seems to be back when I was a child, when I stood here It's like reliving the moment when the team lifted the trophy 45 years ago."

"Mourinho was not happy in Milan, so he decided to leave." Although Moratti was also reluctant to leave Mourinho, it is clear that Inter Milan has nothing to keep this conqueror, "He is like the wind. Same, like a storm."

"As for Bi Xia... I have to admit that we made a stupid mistake. We let go of the cornerstone of the team for the next ten years. Letting Bi Xia is not because he is not good, but we did not expect him to be so good Although it is a pity, we have to face the reality that Bixia no longer belongs to us. Thank you for his contribution to Inter Milan in the past two years, and I wish him all the best in Inter Milan.”

"But for now, we're going to celebrate tonight, then get some sleep, and we'll see what happens next."

Inter Milan fans have experienced too many mistakes and partings, and sadness and regret are nothing in front of the unprecedented triple crown.The fans gave Mourinho and Bi Xia the greatest blessings, "Mourinho is a good coach, and Bi Xia is Inter Milan's best striker since Ronaldo. Maybe one day, they will return to Inter Milan, but Not now, and that would be great."

After receiving the news, countless reporters surrounded the villa of Real Madrid Chairman Florentino.Bixia and Fazeri watched Mendes fight for the maximum benefit for Mourinho.Bixia looked enviously at his husband, crossed his legs, read the newspaper and drank coffee, and Fazeli admired Mendez's powerful aura that completely suppressed his opponent.

Before dawn, Mourinho and Real Madrid President Florentino finally reached an agreement on the final details of the contract. So far, both sides have made a lot of concessions. Undoubtedly a happy result.The biggest concession is Real Madrid. In order to invite the best coach in the world, the club will fully respect the Portuguese's personal will and pay the utmost sincerity. There is no mention of breach of contract in the contract between the two parties. .

There is no breach of contract clause, which means that once the madman gets tired of the Bernabeu environment and chooses to leave one day in the future, the Bernabeu will release him unconditionally, and if Real Madrid unilaterally fires Mourinho, he will need to pay the Portuguese for the remainder of his contract All salaries within the range.Obviously, what Real Madrid offered to the madman was an attractive contract that was almost "overlord clause". but.

As a return to Real Madrid’s sincerity, Mourinho’s opening remarks at the Bernabeu did not spare any praise for Real Madrid. The madman said: “I don’t know if I am born to coach Real Madrid, but I know I am born to be.” Football coach. I want those big challenges. Real Madrid attracts me because of the history of the club, the setbacks of the last few years, and the team's desire to win. Real Madrid is a unique club. For important players or coaches, if you haven’t played for Real Madrid, there will always be a hole in your career.”

Obviously, compared with the domineering "I am the special one" at the beginning of landing at Chelsea and the domineering "leading Inter Milan back to the top" when he landed at San Siro, the madman deliberately lowered his posture in this statement. Admiration for Real Madrid.

At the press conference, Real Madrid general manager Valdano still welcomed Mourinho's joining, "I announce that Mourinho will be the coach of Real Madrid in the next four years. It is an honor to have the best coach in the world. The arrival of Jose Mourinho is something that Real Madrid should be happy about."

Although the outside world has been speculating that Mourinho's joining will weaken Valdano's power.But at the press conference, smiling and relaxing, this is the deep impression Valdano gave to the reporters waiting patiently at the press conference.Valdano and Mourinho chatted happily and broke the false reports that were widely circulated by the outside world.

Similarly, Bixia also appeared in front of the media and fans for the first time as a Real Madrid player. My life and study have made me forget Spanish, and I should spend a month to review it first."

Originally, the reporters saw Bi Xia's serious face, and they were all ready to fight, but he laughed at his words.Bi Xia looked puzzled, he felt that the temperament he showed was very suitable for Real Madrid's status.

Next, Bi Xia routinely expressed his joy at joining Real Madrid, he said, "Maybe you have heard this sentence from many players, I wanted to join Real Madrid since I was a child, otherwise I would not try out here. For me, there is a dream in this world called Real Madrid. I am happy that this dream has had a chance to start and I hope it will end well.”

"Guti is my idol forever, and my memory of Real Madrid begins with him. In fact, I have always been his follower, and I have always dreamed of coming here to play with him."

Some of the reporters wondered why Bi Xia didn't return to Milan to celebrate. Bi Xia took the microphone, took a deep breath, and said sourly, "I don't want to say goodbye. Mr. said that returning to Stamford Bridge this season makes him feel like going home. And Meazza is the same for me, I will always feel at home there. But now I don’t want to talk too much about Inter Milan, otherwise I will cry, even if this does not change my decision to join Real Madrid.”

The reporters were also paying special attention to the news of whether Real Madrid bosses Raul and Guti had left the team. Bixia hurriedly passed the microphone to Mourinho, only to find that there was a desktop microphone in front of Mourinho. He touched his nose and put Taking the microphone back, he felt embarrassed and wanted to turn back the time.

As for his team plan, Mourinho proudly said that he had no comment, but regarding his coaching goals, Mourinho said, "One thing I am very lucky is that in terms of my coaching resume, I have done pretty well in the past. Now Coaching Real Madrid is a kind of pride for me, but what I want most is not to train or play here, winning games in Real Madrid is the most beautiful thing, and this is also my motivation."

"I want to be the first coach in history to lead three different teams to win the Champions League." Mourinho is an insatiable opportunist, an insatiable adventurer.

Bi Xia smirked and applauded.

The media is also very happy. They have to admit that the scenes "directed" by Mourinho never disappoint.As a media person, you can get excitement or frustration from him, but it will not be ordinary anyway.

After the press conference, the media said that Mourinho and Bi Xia would join Real Madrid after winning the triple crown.Real Madrid and Inter Milan are very similar, with high investment, many stars, and a lot of money, but they have always lacked a last breath to improve their performance.The madman has changed Inter Milan in terms of temperament, and the challenges encountered in going to Real Madrid will be even greater.However, the media generally gave high marks to Real Madrid's transfer, especially the almost low-cost purchase of the Champions League final mvp Bi Xia, which made the Real Madrid fans who had been taken advantage of for many years suddenly feel a sense of happiness that they were stunned by the pie.

"You don't see any excessive complacency and arrogance in him, everything is so appropriate, he is the kind of person who has everything, I can hardly find any shortcomings in him. He makes each of us feel that next year We'll be champions."

Compared with Mourinho, Real Madrid fans prefer the returning Bixia. His up-and-coming Real Madrid youth training background makes up for the regret of Real Madrid fans.Bixia's strength is not inferior to La Masia's blowout genius who exists like a bug, and he is famous enough, and his appearance completely crushes the next door. The most important thing is that he stepped on Barcelona and Messi to win the triple crown.This makes Real Madrid fans so happy, they have been depressed for too long!Their luxurious frontcourt stumbles in the kiti-kata like a child who can't play football. Messi plays with their defense line again and again (it doesn't exist), and Cassie will only put on a helpless bitter face after Barcelona scores a goal. .All this humiliated the conceited Real Madrid fans, and the arrival of Bi Xia gave them the capital to clamor.

Who played with Barcelona's kiti-kata!

Who beat the majestic Barcelona?

Who celebrated the goal at the Nou Camp?

Bixia! (Compared to the Portuguese, Real Madrid fans are more willing to put all this halo on Bi Xia's head!)

The scary thing is that Bi Xia is only 22 years old, full of talent and energy.

Real Madrid fans are blowing up their own people, and Chinese fans are willing to bow down.

This hasty press conference did not announce Bixia's jersey number, and Real Madrid's behavior made reporters even more excited. This is obviously a signal that Real Madrid will not be less active in the summer.As a result, Real Madrid's existing players were sold out, and players who had performed outstandingly in the past year were bought again. There could be more than a dozen transfer news related to Real Madrid in a day.There was no big news during the World Cup training camp. Under the pressure of performance, the editors only focused on Real Madrid. Who made Real Madrid notoriously unknown in the transfer market, and they have reasons to get involved with anyone.

The transfer information was so overwhelming that Florentino had no choice but to refute the rumors on the eve of the World Cup under the bombardment of phone calls from various agents, announcing domineeringly, "Real Madrid's transfer window will not open again until the end of the World Cup. However, the World Cup The best player will become a Real Madrid player before the transfer deadline, so in the end the best player in the World Cup is Real Madrid, please believe me."

Real Madrid can also occupy the headlines in the wave of the World Cup. It has to be said that Florentino is a shrewd businessman.Just look at it this way; Florentino's ability to buy Bi Xia is purely blind and catches a dead mouse. He still insists on his transfer philosophy: don't seek the best, but seek the hottest, and everything depends on money!

As soon as Mourinho came to Madrid, he rented a villa in the rich area of ​​Madrid. The rent is [-] euros per month. He will be neighbors with Ronaldo, Kaka, Benzema and Aguero.

Once Mourinho had chosen the house, Bixia searched for the residence in the opposite direction. After he went out with the intermediary company Pidianpidian, he ended up sitting in the villa next door to Guti.

Among the many rumors about the transfer of Real Madrid, Raul's departure is not groundless. He has confirmed that he will leave the team to join Schalke 04 in the Bundesliga, which made Bi Xia feel miserable again when he came back.Professional football naturally has the cruelty of professional football.Gathering and separation, how much is involuntary.The happy ending that was fantasized back then couldn't stand the time after all, Bi Xia suddenly thought of a line of poetry: I was born before I was born, and I am old when I was born.

Guti was also wavering because of Raul's decision, and Bi Xia didn't dare to ask him if he would stay. He remembered that Guti said in an interview with the media before, "I won't leave, Raul is here, and I won't travel far. .”

As the vice-captain of Real Madrid, Gutti takes Real Madrid's second-to-last annual salary.Real Madrid was really mean to him.Bixia is very afraid that now Raul is Guti's last reason to stay at the Bernabeu.

"Why are you so obedient today?" Guti rumpled Bi Xia's hair, then sat opposite him, "How do you see the room next door?"

Bi Xia smoothed her hair, "It's okay."

"Rent or buy?"

"Let's rent it first."

Then the two of them were relatively speechless, and suddenly Guti laughed, "Isn't it the day of the finals to have fun!" It doesn't count to force them to dance as women in public. After being drowned, his wife often pulled his ears when he returned home.

"I thought I could be a teammate that day." Bi Xia complained.

"It's not for me to decide." Gutineng is not free from the shackles of Real Madrid, all he can do is wait, wait for the club to be cruel and kick him away.He is far more realistic than Bixia thought. This time Raul transferred to leave. He neither yelled at Florentino nor expressed solidarity with Raul. He kept the news after confirming the coaching change Silent, despicable and wise.

Mourinho and Bixia talked about the situation of Real Madrid. He felt that Guti was more suitable to be the boss of the locker room than the gentle Raul.Mourinho is happy to see Guti stay, just like Malatezi as a spiritual leader of the dressing room.But if Florentino is determined to sell Guti, even if Mourinho is willing to let Guti be the captain, so what?This will not aggravate Guti's weight in the club's heart. Real Madrid will never be soft on anyone they want to sell.

Mourinho asked Bixia if he wanted Guti to stay.Bi Xia felt that what the husband said was nonsense, of course he wanted Guti to stay, but he didn't answer.Just as he didn't tell Guti now that Mourinho wanted him to stay.Real Madrid cannot be kidnapped by personal feelings. Instead of forcing everyone to maintain a happy reunion, it is better to choose the future with a professional attitude. Guti deserves better.

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On June 6, the top 1 of the World Cup in South Africa announced the final squad. In addition to talking about who can qualify in each group, people also pay attention to those superstars who missed the World Cup.

Some people are abandoned by the coach of the national team, such as Brazil's Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, Argentina's Zanetti and Cambiasso, Italy's Balotelli, and Raul, Benzema, Fan Ni.There are also people who used to be magnificent, but now they are old and have to say goodbye.Such as Del Piero, Inzaghi.There are also people who quit the national team themselves, such as Prince Totti of Italy.Although the above-mentioned superstars have brought some parting regrets to the World Cup in South Africa, they have had glory in the World Cup after all.

Bixia, Ibrahimovic, Shevchenko, Petr Cech and other superstars missed the 2010 World Cup because the national team was too weak. The future is also unknown.

Bi Xia did not take seriously the sighs of the whole world, "I am still young, and I still have opportunities in the future." Fortunately, the Chinese team is in Asia, where football strength is weak, and several other stars are even more tragic. Some even want to participate in the European Cup. .

Overseas Chinese living in South Africa very much hope to see more Chinese elements during the World Cup. Unfortunately, after Chinese referees failed to enforce the World Cup in South Africa, the only Chinese elements that South Africa can currently find are at the entrance of the World Cup Stadium in Durban. , behind the English "", there are many "welcome" words written in other countries, and there are two lines of "welcome" in Chinese, and this is not officially designed for the Chinese, but only as a beautiful slogan.

Regrettably, the Chinese in South Africa knew that after Bi Xia came to the World Cup, they cast a huge net to catch Bi Xia.In broad daylight, there are many hidden dangers to South Africa's public security. Robbers robbed wantonly. Many journalists from various countries who went to South Africa to cover the World Cup have been robbed. Bi Xia's whereabouts were also exposed because of over-enthusiastic fans. Naturally, it was patronized by thieves, and even the passport was not left behind.In desperation, Bi Xia could only turn to the embassy for help, and then hid in Mourinho's luxurious suite, and acquiesced in the company of several bodyguards when he went out to watch the game.

According to legend, when Bi Xia appeared in the stands of the stadium, the number of female fans all over the world increased by n million.

When some fans described their love for Bi Xia, they said: "He is strong and beautiful, with delicate texture, so the muscle mass is clear, the skin is tender and thin, so the complexion is ruddy, and the overall effect is tall, upright, and straight. More importantly The strange thing is that a person with such a face does not rely on his face for food. The best-looking man in the world comes from the football industry, not the film industry. He is an amateur beauty. This person with an angelic face is engaged in But it is a brutish business, and thus puts an end to the good-looking man's vulnerability to scolders, and no one dares to mention it."

Even Sister Feng felt that Bi Xia barely met the standards of Sister Feng's husband.During the World Cup in South Africa, Sister Feng appeared on a video website wearing a hot jersey with her breasts half exposed, talking about her views on the World Cup and giving comments on the popular stars in South Africa.In Sister Feng's eyes, Brazil will be the biggest favorite to win the World Cup. When it comes to the most attractive star, Sister Feng casts her favor on Bi Xia for a simple reason: Bi Xia is still young and unmarried.

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It is obvious that the European teams in this World Cup have a relatively "conservative" attitude towards sex. For many teams with strict military discipline, alcohol and sex during the competition will distract the players and affect their performance. During the current World Cup, abstinence laws were widely enforced.England coach Fabio Capello's "abstinence order" this year can be described as well-known.Due to the innumerable gossip about wags in the last World Cup, Capello refused to let the wags influence the players this year. The players only see their family members or girlfriends once a week after each game. Capello Luo explained this by "we are here for the World Cup, not for vacation".

The Spanish army also carried out the "abstinence order", but the goalkeeper Iker Casillas was an exception.In the first defeat, Iker Casillas' rumored girlfriend was interviewing the game on the sidelines. After the team's upset loss in the game, fans across the country blamed his girlfriend for affecting Casillas' performance. The "abstinence order" is deeply believed.

However, Argentina, which has won two consecutive victories in the group stage, has objections to this.

"It doesn't affect the players at all. I believe that as long as they don't go to bed with their female partners at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, otherwise they enjoy sex and a glass of petit champagne every day before going to bed. It won't hurt them at all." Argentina's main Marado Na still endows the creative talent and genius-like personality of the Argentine player era.Now he seems to persistently follow this distinctive style, forming a unique set of thinking.

However, in this World Cup in South Africa, after England and Spain implemented the "abstinence order", the current group results are unsightly. With Argentina and Brazil playing the first round of the World Cup smoothly, the topic of sex and football has become even hotter.

After comparing wives from various countries one by one, Messi, who is alone, is particularly eye-catching.The 23-year-old boy who is only one World Cup short of being crowned king, even though Messi is a little shorter, looks a little frustrating, and has a rounder figure, but there are countless supermodels and beauties who have publicly shown their love.The paparazzi didn't believe that Messi didn't cheat, but they dug deep into the ground. Except for the younger sister of a good friend, most of the other scandals were the self-indulgence of beautiful women. She had rarely even seen Messi in person.

Under the curiosity of the public, Messi's private life was constantly captured under the camera.Before the 1/8 finals between Argentina and Mexico, a photojournalist of Fifa took such a photo in the locker room of the Argentine team: Messi's wardrobe was neatly placed with the No. 10 jersey, shorts and shin guards of the Argentine team. Messi's shin pads can be seen emblazoned with the Argentine flag, his name and number.However, the most interesting thing is the red underwear that Messi wore in the game. This underwear is also crookedly embroidered with Messi's number: No. 10.

Seeing this pair of underwear being played carelessly, the faces of Bi Xia and Messi burned red.The underwear was a gift from Bi Xia to Messi, and the number 10 was embroidered by Bi Xia herself after being poked several times.Originally, I thought it was fun to give panties, but now I feel lustful|erotic no matter how I look at it.

The red underwear Bi Xia sent did not bring good luck to Messi. In the noise of the vuvuzela, Argentina was overthrown by Germany, and the German Chancellor danced in front of the Argentine president.Messi, who was placed with unlimited expectations by the Argentines, left the World Cup with an embarrassing zero egg. The ridicule of Messi being questioned as a system player is getting louder and louder.

When Bi Xia was asked about the performance of Messi's national team, he joked, "God is afraid to see Maradona's fat." Who made Maradona swear before the World Cup: If he wins the World Cup, he will run naked .His fat figure made countless fans turn against him instantly.

Maybe Messi is too omnipotent on the football field. CCTV reporter Lu You made a low-level mistake when interviewing Ronaldo: "Messi has already scored in this World Cup, when do you plan to score? "

As soon as this remark came out, the reporters at the scene were quiet at first, and then burst into laughter.Because even fans who have paid a little attention to this World Cup will understand that in this World Cup, Messi did not score at all

Ronaldo: "Huh? Messi scored a goal?" He didn't seem to believe his ears, so he asked the Portuguese reporter at the scene. Seeing that Ronaldo didn't seem to understand, Lu You repeated the question just now, and then confirmed He reacted quickly when he realized that the name mentioned by this beautiful oriental girl was indeed "Messi".

Ronaldo: "Messi? You said his goal was in Barcelona?"

Luo Gaoming ended the matter with a joke, but the anger of being ridiculed all vented at Bixia.Hearing Ronaldo's complaints, Bi Xia threw himself into the quilt, really wanted to suffocate himself, and laughed dryly, "CCTV reporters are always very professional in asking questions, I think she just wanted to entertain the journalists from all over the world and Portugal. team."

After being scolded as a grandson, Bi Xia racked his brains to praise Ronaldo as a hero in the world, so as to appease this explosive guy.Hanging up the phone, Bi Xialei lay sprawled on the bed, deeply feeling that Chinese football is not professional anywhere, looking serious and trying to do something, but the details always bring out a perfunctory attitude .

After eliminating Britain and Argentina one after another, Germany, which had a youthful storm, unexpectedly fell at the feet of Spain.Spain stumbled into the final and finally beat the Netherlands by one goal, becoming the latest overlord in world football.

The Spanish team celebrated wildly, and the players couldn't help hugging their beautiful wives and girlfriends and kissing passionately.When the hormones were floating all over the field, the captain Cassie, who is a flirtatious person, was sadly reminded of only one person. His rumored girlfriend Sarah was accidentally thrown a pile of shit by a drone before the final, and it stinks.

Even if Sarah did not appear in the final, she could not escape the fate of being exposed.Bi Xia posted a photo of Sarah buried in shit on Twitter to make everyone sick.

"God has eyes, no matter how beautiful this girl is, I can't bear her ignorant interview."

Seeing Bixia's smirking face, Cassie knew that Sarah's shit luck was definitely not God's prank.Sara's whimpering also made Cassie unable to muster up the courage to ask the teacher. Although Bixia was wearing a gentle and elegant skin, in fact, his stomach was full of black water, and his calculations were black and accurate, which made people I can't speak of suffering.Now that Bixia has returned to Real Madrid, with the backing of the two giants Raul and Guti, and Mourinho as the backer, if things go wrong, more people will stand on Bixia's side and blame him for being promiscuous.Real Madrid fans also don't want to see the team members fight among themselves for a beautiful reporter. The unlucky one will be Sarah. The anger of the diehard South Stand is definitely not what Sarah can bear.

Cassie's peace of mind makes Sarah very dissatisfied, and it also makes this narrow-minded woman hate Bi Xia.

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After the successful end of the World Cup, many young people became famous in the first battle. The chairman of Real Madrid also kept his promise and bought German midfielders Ozil and Khedira for 1500 million and 1000 million euros respectively.

Ozil's eyes are fishy and he looks like a little daughter-in-law who hides in the wall, which accidentally hit the cute spots of female fans. Many girls went to Bi Xia's social platform to ask: Eyes grow into (⊙o⊙) What is the player's name?

Some male fans are surprised that these women don't pay attention to Ozil's smart and elegant style of play, but shout at his ugly face how cute he is. Without a solution, they can only feel the fake fans' ability to follow suit and hype, even the basics Aesthetics are gone.

Bi Xia didn't understand how fans could distinguish between authenticity and falsehood. "In my opinion, it's really admirable to pay attention to football blindly. It's not that you don't understand football, but you don't watch football."

After the World Cup, football did not calm down. After Ronaldo announced on June 6 that he had a son, Raul officially announced his departure from Real Madrid in July. A generation of legends said goodbye to Real Madrid.

Unexpectedly, Guti announced that he would renew his contract to stay with the team, fulfilling his promise that he would rather play 10 minutes in Real Madrid than 20 minutes in other clubs.

In the Big Dipper, the light of fluttering lights is always covered by Kaiyang. At the Bernabéu, Raul's reputation is higher than that of Guti.But Fluctlight is still insisting on its position, and so is Guti.Guti was once forgotten, but now Guti has become the unique existence of Real Madrid.

"Real Madrid is his first love and my dream. Even if I sit on the bench, I will never leave the Bernabeu." With ridiculous loyalty, Guti finally agreed to Mourinho's retention and replaced Lao Er became the soul leader of Real Madrid's locker room.