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"Inter Milan internal strife, brothers fighting"

"One step away from the final, what is the reason for Inter Milan's internal strife? "

"Under the tyrant's rule, the dark tide is raging, and Inter Milan is facing a storm of disintegration"

"The Twin Stars of Inter Milan Turn Against each other, Master and Apprentice Love"

"Victory of the Despicable: The Little Translator Refuses to Sprinkle Water Before the Game"

The media all over the world are touting Inter Milan under the rule of Mourinho. The Catalan media are determined not to join forces and are busy making noise.The big boss in the team bullied the poor boy!Come and see, there are pictures and truth!

Barcelona is the pride of the Catalans, but now they are knocked down by Mourinho.People with better memory still remember how they ridiculed this little translator when Barcelona was selecting the coach two years ago. Now the shiny slaps have made many people's faces swollen and swollen. Mourinho has evolved into a veritable Barcelona nemesis.

The Catalan media and even the Spanish media blamed the volcanic ash for Barcelona's defeat, and there were also low-level tabloids saying that Inter Milan chairman Moratti was confirmed as the culprit for the Icelandic volcanic ash.In order to make it impossible for Barcelona to take a plane, Moratti used biological and chemical weapons.

Mourinho read Catalan's newspapers as fantasy stories. He turned his head and saw that Bixia was reading Gazzetta dello Sport with great interest. Did he smile brightly?

"Gazzetta dello Sport" proudly stated: "Nothing can stop the light of one person-Bi Xia, he helped Mourinho solve a problem in world football: how to beat Barcelona." In "Gazzetta dello Sport" It seems that Mourinho has proved that he is more capable than Wenger, proving that Barcelona's ball control tactics are not invincible, but he also said with passion: "Bixia, the world's number one! Inter Milan should win the Champions League !"

Mourinho looked down on Bixia's taste, "Only speculators need sweet words on the wall." He put the pad under Bixia's nose, pointed to the reports of the Catalan media, and snorted softly, "Only opponents Exasperated nonsense is the highest compliment."

Mourinho's high style has attracted Bi Xia's blind worship. Bi Xia's level is obviously not as good as Mourinho's. He has no way to appreciate Catalan's appreciation for him: what Bi Xia is a defensive striker, It is also expensive to die; it is said that the limbs are well-developed, but the IQ is flawed, Bixia University has failed; it is said that the feet of Chinese players are too smelly, so it is better to go home and sell potatoes; it is also said that Bixia is posing and seducing Messi on the field.The most important thing is to talk about the ex-girlfriend's cheating. The green cloud cover undoubtedly hurts the man's self-esteem the most. Instead of being an envoy of justice like China's State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, the Spanish media condemned the cheating girl and the third boy. Proud of the charm of Spanish beauty.

Every time Bi Xia sees this dark history, she will curse her ex-girlfriend for not having sanitary napkins when she came to her aunt.

Bi Xia vomited blood and died in battle before finishing a copy, hanging on the chair like a dead pig, trembling Mr. Chong gave a thumbs up, "Sir, cow!

Mourinho tapped Bi Xia's head, then pointed to his own proudly, "Cpu assembly is not at the same level."

"They scolded so hard!"

Bi Xia looked up and felt that the line of Mourinho's jaw was as straight as his words, "Calling us, they only get bonuses."

After Bixia came out of Mourinho's office, the staff would greet him with a smile when they saw him along the way.Bi Xia has a feeling of turning over to be a serf and singing. Everyone is holding you carefully for fear that you will be unhappy. It feels so good, no wonder Ronaldo is determined to be the boss, it is really too vain.It's a pity that there is a super boss Raul in front of the Real Madrid dressing room, and Guti, the deputy of the hot team in the back. Ronaldo, who is not in good condition, can only be the male n number to increase the appearance of Real Madrid.

Seeing the performance of Bi Xia Gaoguang, Inter Milan had no choice but to ruin their intestines. Whoever made the buyer Real Madrid, they fart are more attractive than Inter Milan.If Inter Milan dared to break the contract and not buy Bixia, Real Madrid would dare to poach all of Inter Milan, leaving Moratti as a poor commander.

Fazeli was afraid that Bi Xia's heart would soften and miss his feelings, and his mind was tied up and he wanted to stay at Inter Milan. He made a good night phone call every day before going to bed: My most honored guest, the goddess (Real Madrid) calls you to fuck her, don't be impotent.Your husband is almost unable to hold on and wants to betray.

Although he vowed to return to his hometown, he was still a little sad at the thought of leaving the big brother Materazzi, the bastard Balotelli.Bi Xia tossed and turned on the bed in entanglement, and finally ran to Balotelli's villa to harass him.

When Bixia saw people, Balotelli was sitting on the air cushion in the swimming pool picking his toes, and Bixia's specially aggravated footsteps did not attract his attention, as if his feet were made of gold, which is worth playing with carefully.

Bi Xia ran over and jumped on the air cushion, Balotelli flew out like a cannonball, and fell into the swimming pool with a plop.

"That bastard..." Balotelli floated to the surface of the water, wiped off the water on his face, saw that it was Bixia, and instantly silenced him.But seeing that Bi Xia's smiling abs were all exposed, he couldn't help scolding him with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, "What are you doing here in the middle of the night?"

Bi Xia lay on the air cushion, up and down with the water, "I dreamed of you, dreamed that we went to play games together, ate snacks, and then we all left Inter Milan. Hey, what rhythm do you think..."

Balotelli climbed up on the air cushion, and pushed Bi Xia to occupy a small space, "Fuck the rhythm, it's fine if you don't pick up the soap."

"You're forcing me. I'll try to buy a piece of soap later to fulfill this dream." After speaking, both of them felt it was funny.

Taking a deep breath, Balotelli plucked up his courage and confessed, "Hey, I'm leaving Inter Milan. No one bullies me, and it's not because I'm afraid of those idle fans. I just don't like it here."

Bi Xia had the same expression on his face.

Balotelli was dissatisfied with Bixia's indifference, "So there is nothing good without my Inter Milan, and you can go back to your Real Madrid. Little eagle!" Balotelli said disgustingly about Real Madrid The fans' nickname for the young Castilian player.

"But I will often think of the days at Inter Milan."

"You are not talking nonsense!"

Balotelli was a little surprised when he saw Bi Xia, he raised his hand and touched Bi Xia's face, his eyebrows fluttered proudly, "Because of you, this place is still thinking a little bit... Hey, what are you doing! "Little Eagle"

Bi Xia climbed onto the shore, and ran into the house with a patter.

"Looking for the toilet, your hands smell like stinky feet."

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During the week of waiting for the second round, Bixia felt that every day was a torment. He wished to eliminate Barcelona and enter the final as soon as possible on April 4. He also wanted to delay the game day by day, fearing that Barcelona would comeback in the Nou Camp.

In the midst of uneasiness, Inter Milan boarded a special plane to Barcelona.No matter how the Barcelona fans cursed, Inter Milan did not encounter volcanic ash and arrived at their destination smoothly.

Back at the Nou Camp, although this time Barcelona is waiting for work.However, this advantage is not enough for Barcelona.Since the weather is not available (the volcanic ash will not affect Inter Milan's flight), the location (waiting for work) and people (fans cheering) must be indispensable.In order to brew the home court advantage, the Barcelona players issued a call to the fans-come and cheer, the Nou Camp, which can accommodate 9 people, should be full of seats.

Barcelona club chairman Laporta also cheered for the team, "I feel the magic of Camp Nou again, which makes me believe that we will reverse the opponent on Wednesday night. Previously, Guardiola even lost two goals in one game. Nothing, how can Inter Milan get away with it this time.”

Barcelona's swearing-in is a bluff in Mourinho's view, "I will make 9 Barcelona fans cry."

Mourinho's true temperament is not appreciated by the Barcelona people, they have torn Mourinho's heart.

When the microphone was in front of Bi Xia's mouth, he slapped Mourinho's chest loudly, "Let the little translator lead us forward." After filming, he secretly whispered to Mourinho, "Sir, Lose weight fast. Your boobs feel bigger than girls."

Before Mourinho raised his slap, Bixia hid behind him and let him miss.

"Are you sure there are girls with smaller breasts than me."

"below a."

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In the early morning of April 4, Beijing time, the second round of the UEFA Champions League semi-finals in the 29/09 season continued.At Camp Nou, six-time champions Barcelona host defending Serie A champions Inter Milan.

CCTV seems to be trying to make up for the regret of not having a live broadcast in the first round. The second round has invited many big names, and the commentators are still brewing emotions.

silly:

The old man watches the sky at night, and counts with his fingers, my little world is more or less fortunate, unless...the second floor admits that he is an idiot, and he will surely turn the danger into luck and advance to the finals.

Shikamaru:

For Bi Xia, I fought hard, and I heard clearly: Me!yes!stupid!force!

Mobile phone users in Tianjin:

Seeing how hard it is on the second floor, Inter Milan will definitely make it to the final.If you want to win the Champions League, unless the fourth floor admits that you are an idiot.

d3:

I also fought, since ancient times, there have been idiots on the fourth floor.

The golden ball is me:

Seeing how hard it is on the fourth floor, Xiao International will definitely win the championship.If you want Bi Xia to score a goal, unless the sixth floor admits that he is an idiot.Downstairs, what do you think?

Sichuan Mobile Netizens:

The fifth floor and I are both idiots!

Everyone was watching this netease message in full swing when the players began to enter the field. The commentator Duan Datou didn’t know if he had taken the wrong medicine, but he even said that the heat would kill him, “In the first round, Inter Milan will be able to beat Barcelona 3:1 To advance to the final? Not necessarily, because there is a saying in the football world that if you are hot, you will die. For example, Manchester United before, their odds of winning the Champions League have always been higher than Bayern, but they were eliminated by their opponents and missed the semi-finals. The first leg of the Champions League semi-final , this "curse" came true again, and Barcelona, ​​which has been listed as the number one favorite by major gaming companies, lost to Inter Milan in an away game. Now, Inter Milan's odds of winning the championship have soared to the first place. It happened to Inter Milan."

Originally, Duan Datou had good intentions and wanted fans and friends to be mentally prepared to prevent Inter Milan from being possessed by the national football team.After Duan Datou finished speaking, he gave himself a thumbs up for his thoughtfulness, but Duan Datou didn't realize that his seemingly well-intentioned reminder had the same terrifying effect as telling someone who was about to go out that maybe you would be run over to death. People are in a hurry, so if you don't stab you with a knife, just have fun by yourself.

In the second round of the contest, Barcelona's starting lineup did not change much, but Inter Milan rotated 5 players, and Inter Milan's strongest blade, Bi Xia, was an exception.It is worth mentioning that Inter Milan's Big Milito and Barcelona's Smallito are brothers, and this is the first time in the history of the Champions League that there has been a brotherly duel!

When standing in line and waiting for the kick-off, Bi Xia sneaked in and winked at Messi, who responded with a murderous gesture of wiping his neck.

Barcelona wants to escape and ascend to heaven. In this game, they must score at least 2:0 to be redeemed. This determines that Barcelona will not only attack or attack, but also break through the gate of Inter Milan at all costs.

In the opening 1 minute, Harvey scored the ball in the middle. After Messi cut in from the right and broke through Maicon, he shot with his right foot from the upper left corner of the penalty area and missed it.The speed at which Messi started made Bi Xia's face hurt.Don't look at Messi's short legs, they are moving very fast.

After the start of the game, the big men of Inter Milan and Barcelona gathered in Inter Milan's half for offensive and defensive drills. To put it bluntly, Barcelona besieged Inter Milan.Bi Xia was also forced to return to his own half to participate in the defense. Inter Milan's formation became more and more flattened, and Barcelona's goal could appear on the next side at any time.Heroes come out of troubled times. Just when the chaos in front of Inter Milan was in a mess, Inter Milan's goalkeeper Basar seemed to be a cheat.Whether it is Messi's must-goal or Ibrahimovic's explosive shot, Basar has all been in the bag.The game changed from Barcelona's offensive drill to Basel's saving practice.

The failure to score repeatedly made Barcelona angry and anxious. The accident happened in 27 minutes. When Motta was protecting the ball, he pushed his palm on Busquets' face. The latter twisted like an electric shock and howled like a pig. The referee's legs tightened and he almost peed out.Busquets rolled over and covered his face to the ground, as painful as if he had been raped.

Bi Xia had seen the effect of Barcelona's special training since he was a child, he was the first to react, curled his lips in disdain, and strode forward to pull people.As a result, he was not afraid of pig teammates or opponents, but was afraid that passers-by would steal the spotlight. The referee couldn't wait to show his presence, and turned around and showed Motta a yellow card.

"!" Motta yelled in despair.

As early as the 9th minute, Motta uprooted Alves behind his back and was warned by a yellow card. At this time, two yellows turned into a red, Motta was sent off, and Inter Milan was forced to fight with 10 men.