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Defending champion Barcelona will soon sit at home to face Serie A champions Inter Milan.Before this battle, Inter Milan ranked first with 6 points, and Barcelona ranked third with 4 points from 5 games.If Barcelona loses to Inter Milan in this game and Rubin Kazan beats Dynamo Kiev, Barcelona may even be eliminated one round ahead of schedule.Even if they draw with Inter Milan, Barcelona may not be able to control their own destiny, so this is a veritable battle of life and death.

"This is not a life-and-death battle." Mourinho was dissatisfied with the media's embellished definition of the game. "This is just a group match, and it is about 3 points."

In fact, the pressure on Inter Milan in the away game is relatively small, because after the last round of miraculous reversal of Kiev, they were already the first in the group, and the last round was against Rubin Kazan at home, while Barcelona had to go to the cold of Kiev.Therefore, as long as they remain unbeaten in this game, Inter Milan will be able to hold the fate of qualifying in their own hands.

The defending champions Barcelona and Rubin Kazan have the same points, and temporarily rank third in the group due to a goal difference disadvantage. If they lose this game and Kazan wins Kiev at home, Barcelona is likely to be disgraced in the group stage.As the defending champions, Barcelona will go all out at home this round, striving to win Inter Milan and adding chips for their right to qualify.

Barcelona head coach Pep Guardiola said that in the face of this life-and-death battle with Inter Milan, which is related to the group stage, Barcelona will not abandon its football style, "We will still stick to our own offensive play, even if we lose in the end, we will not give up. To attack to the end."

The popularity of Barcelona and Inter Milan is not only related to the right to qualify for this group in this round of competition, but also lies in the reunion of Mourinho and Guardiola. The two men who control the most exciting football game on earth will usher in the near future. The second confrontation.

"Which one wins and which loses? The 16-year entanglement between the two men is to be continued..." Bi Xia read the British Sun newspaper aloud for everyone in the dressing room, then he pulled down the newspaper and only showed his eyes, "You guys Is it possible that the brain-dead media in the UK can’t find news? It’s okay to write a story about Terry and his teammate’s wife.”

"Josep? Josep!" Bi Xia dropped the name in his mouth several times, and he slapped the newspaper on the table, "Josep sounds familiar."

"I think you are also brain-dead. Isn't Guardiola called Josep?" Materazzi came over and threw the jersey on Bixia's face.

Bixia heard Mourinho call someone on the phone several times, calling this name.He rubbed his face, very confused, "Sir and Guagua have a good relationship?"

"Very good? You're fucking kidding me!" Materazzi paused, slapping Bi Xia's head with a big slap, "Stop looking at this mess." Materazzi pointed to Guardiola and Muri in the newspaper In the photo taken by Neo in Barcelona 16 years ago, the two also sat side by side on the grass intimately, held hands intimately, and even ran and hugged like a cowherd and a weaver girl after the game.

With a banana in his mouth, Balotelli walked over and hung on Bi Xia, stretching his head, "Yo! It's a pity. I can't imagine that if Bi Xia and I are our own masters in the future, even hugging will become so Embarrassing." After finishing speaking, she grinned at Bi Xia as if showing merit.

Bi Xia bared her teeth in disgust, "Hey~~~~, let me go, I think the hug now is quite awkward."

On the contrary, Balotelli tightened his grip, hugged Bixia and shook him, saying "Don't let me go! I won't let go! What can you do? Beat me up if you want to."

Bi Xia laughed and said, "Bitch."

Balotelli leaned his head on Bixia's shoulder, turned his head enchantingly, and asked his teammates, "My mother?"

"nausea!"

"abnormal!"

"Bitch!"

Smelly socks, jerseys, and towels all flew towards Balotelli, and he pulled Bixia to laugh, and moved back and forth into the bathroom.

How much of the confrontation between Mourinho and Guardiola is out of sincerity, outsiders don’t know, but the media and advertisers love this bloody script of love and hatred, love and kill each other,

On the one hand, the media needs to use them to sell their own headlines, so the more opposing their images, the stronger the dramatic conflict and the more eye-catching they are.On the other hand, whether it is Guardiola or Mourinho, they themselves have also complied with the needs of the packaging image. When Guardiola took office at Barcelona, ​​it was when Dream II collapsed and rebuilt. A character who inherits the spirit of traditional Barcelona, ​​and the image of a preacher of Catalan football, came as the first impetus to restart Barcelona.It was this motivation that cut off any possibility of Mourinho returning to Barcelona to coach.And Mourinho's image-building tricks are even more well-known. By creating an external image of a combative and persecuted person, he shifted the firepower from the team to himself, and achieved unity within the team through external pressure.

Trench coats, scarves, leather shoes, Mourinho and Guardiola's dress has become a sign of the football world.When the camera is always on them instead of the players, you know that today's coaches have idols.

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In the second round of the group match between Barcelona and Inter Milan, another highlight was the strong dialogue between Bixia and Messi, who were known as the "future La Liga twin stars" back then.Although Bi Xia's career started later than Messi's, it only took him one season to become the main force of the giants and grab the Serie A Golden Boot. Such a genius is extremely rare in football.Bi Xia used his actual results to stay in the same title as Messi back then.

Kaka and Ronaldo, who caused a transfer shock at the beginning of the season, the former was injured and the latter was in a downturn. Messi's thriving made fans who are used to watching the competition a bit boring.

Messi blinded the eyes of all fans when he met Bi Xia who had returned from injury: This pair of friends will meet in the middle of the week. Will Messi dominate the football world, or Bi Xia will come from behind and beat Messi to death? This front wave?

Just as everyone kept their eyes open and waited for this pair of peerless twins to fight, Messi was injured in the battle with Bilbao. It is generally believed that the injured Messi will miss the match against Inter Milan.This tragedy made the fans who have been thinking about it lie in their hearts over and over again!

For Barcelona, ​​the past week may have been the most difficult week of the season.The team was hit by Influenza A, and Barcelona's wounded could make up a deck of cards.Last weekend, Barcelona just ceded the top position in the league to Real Madrid, and this weekend, Barcelona will also usher in a Spanish derby with Real Madrid.In addition, both Messi and Ibrahimovic have suffered from injuries, and it is still unknown whether they can play.But this week's record will largely determine the fate of Barcelona this season.

"The only one who can be sure that he will not participate in the Champions League group stage in the middle of the week is Toure, and the others will depend on their recovery." Guardiola said that he will not use injuries as an excuse for losing.

Faced with the strong dialogue about the fate of appearance in the middle of the week, Guardiola said frankly: "What we will face is a strong opponent, and at the same time there is a very good coach. Mourinho's guidance tactics are flexible and changeable. We must Seriously prepare and study carefully. I expect that it will be difficult to see the qualifying situation until the last moment in this group. We need 4 points, and we will definitely do it.” The worrying qualifying situation did not make the Barcelona coach lose confidence. At the last moment I was not sure whether Messi and Ibrahimovic will play, I have no doubts about their ability. The most important thing now is how we pass the group stage to the next stage of the game. I will still stand on the sidelines with a smile on my face Enjoy the game and support my players, success and failure are shared with us.”

Compared with Barcelona's dilemma, Inter Milan's situation is much better.After defeating Bologna 3-1 in the league, Inter Milan continued to lead the Serie A standings by 5 points ahead of Juventus. Full-back Maicon was sent off for insulting the referee during the game.Just when Mourinho was pleased that this did not affect Maicon's participation in the Champions League, midfielder Sneijder injured his ankle.However, compared to Barcelona's passivity, in terms of personnel, Inter Milan's lineup is fairly neat.Coupled with the last round of reversal and victory over Dynamo Kiev, the confidence of Inter Milan soldiers seems to have improved a lot. Even if the Champions League draws with Barcelona in this round, the initiative is still in their own hands.Inter Milan, which has not won a few serious victories in the European war this season, may take the opportunity to turn around.

"The morale of my players is high now. It's a good opportunity for everyone to prove themselves. I didn't think too much about the result of the game. Both teams had a chance to win the game. The whole world seems to want Barcelona. In the end, they will be able to qualify for the group stage, but Barcelona know that they will face a difficult game, and they know that Inter Milan is a strong team." Mourinho is cautiously optimistic, "If Ruby Kazan wins, Barcelona will win. Get stuck, but they won't back down and neither will we."

When Mourinho talked about the confrontation with Barcelona, ​​he also praised Barcelona, ​​"I have led Chelsea to play against Barcelona 6 times, and now I will lead Inter Milan to challenge Barcelona again. I am very happy to have the opportunity to play against such an outstanding opponent. Confrontation, this is better than beating a weaker team with 4 or 5 goals."

The two coaches complimented each other from a distance, and poured cold water on the flames ignited by the media. Their sympathy for each other made the audience powerless.As the saying goes, it’s not a big deal to watch the excitement. Everyone knows that it’s good to be in love with each other, but everyone is waiting for Mourinho and Guardiola to tear up the bullshit. What’s the point of their reconciliation now? mean?This makes the fans who are scolding each other's idols in various forums feel so embarrassing!

Two days before the European game, Barcelona finally came with good news. Scans showed that Messi's injury was not as serious as initially expected.According to the medical report, Messi's injury is only a first-degree strain on the left groin, and he may be able to play in the Champions League in midweek.

The twists and turns, the hearts of the fans are about to be spoiled by them!

Faced with various speculations from the outside world, Messi's answer was quite sloganic, "No matter who will play at that time, we must not forget: We are Barcelona and a great team."

"Greatness doesn't prevent you from losing!" Bi Xia sat cross-legged on the bed, with a blanket on his knees, and various snacks on the blanket.Bi Xia's mouth kept clicking, clicking, clicking, and it didn't stop at all.

Messi's two small eyes stared straight at the snacks in Bi Xia's hand, smashed his mouth, Bi Xia was embarrassed by him, and his head slumped, "I'm shy." The action is unambiguous at all.

Messi stretched out his fleshy hand, looked over and over, and peeked at the thin waist exposed from the hem of Bi Xia's pajamas.

Damn!I want to lose weight!Messi tightened his belt, tears were about to flow out, he was starving to death!

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Inter Milan's away game against Barcelona, ​​Sneijder did not play, Barcelona here, Messi and Ibrahimovic did not play.Guardiola unexpectedly sent the main lineup from the bench, midfielders Xavi and Toure were both absent, Iniesta was pushed to the striker position, Henry center, Pedro left.

When the fans saw Barcelona's starting lineup, they quit immediately, "I set four alarm clocks before I got up, just show me this!"

In the dialogue of this strong contest, Bi Xia's performance can only be described as dismal. He makes people feel that he is just a mediocre striker, not the supernova who broke the Serie A. His various statistics are in the team. Unable to lead, his pace looks heavier than that of a veteran with a mysterious age like Eto'o.

Compared with last season, Bi Xia's efficiency has become worse and worse after his comeback.Every time Bi Xia takes the ball, his offensive rhythm is far less exciting than before.The fans complained that it had been a long time since they had seen the windy Bi Xia, and they especially missed Bi Xia's two buttocks that could not be seen clearly when twisted.

Bi Xia dribbled the ball into the penalty area and swayed his left and right feet. Under the attack of two defenders, the football pierced his crotch. Bi Xia twisted his body and broke through the last line of defense.

"Extraordinarily beautiful and picturesque, and the shot is so muddy!" Bi Xia was also infected by his teammate's athlete's foot, and his shooting was a mess.

The Inter Milan fans sighed for a while, while the Barcelona fans cheered thunderously, applauding Bi Xia, "Bi Xia, Bi Xia! Idiot, idiot!"

Inter Milan was suppressed by Barcelona as always. Guardiola did not play Messi in this game, which also made Bi Xia very ugly.

More and more doubts about Bi Xia broke out collectively in this game, which many people did not expect at the beginning.As China's first shot, "Bi Xia" is becoming mediocre day by day. Many Chinese people are crying for his talent and sighing for his talent. More people think that he is likely to be another genius who has fallen due to injuries.However, there are always some people who gloat over others' misfortune, like to tear you down when you are having a good time, and add insult to injury when you are having a bad time. How can Chinese football produce a talented superstar by clamoring after the fact?Another group of Chinese idiots who have been deceived by the media!

Bi Xia was like a funny comparison. He was bored by his teammates and was bored by his teammates. He contributed a second pass. Milito stopped the ball in his chest and shot directly from a small angle. The football flew out against the goal post.

After the halftime whistle sounded, Messi lingered on the sidelines intentionally or unintentionally. When Bi Xia came to him, the two exchanged a knowing look. Hooked to Bi Xia.

Bi Xia pretended to shake hands with Messi, covering his mouth with his left hand, "Don't make waves! Spring hasn't arrived yet."

In order to avoid too much speculation from the outside world, Messi also covered his mouth to speak.

From the expressions of the two of them, the audience can see that the conversation is very friendly.

"You guys are still chatting! What's wrong? Can't you play football well!" Compared with the friendly and ordinary exchanges, the fans hope to see two people fighting each other.

According to the data, Bixia and Messi have been rivals since they were young. Since the two grew up and played in different leagues, the two superstars rarely met on the court.So what exactly Bi Xia and Messi said, the whole world is guessing.

Chinese netizens even opened their minds, imagining the dialogue between Bi Xia and Messi.

"Who farted, it stinks so much?"

"A date?"

"Are you coming to my house tonight?"

The scene of Inter Milan did not change in the second half. Barcelona played with the ball with ease, and the short pass penetrated to make Bixia run all over the field.Bi Xia was exhausted, and his physical strength was exhausted very quickly. At this time, he fully felt the sequelae of the serious injury.The body ignored the instructions of the brain at all, thinking about going east in the mind, and keeping the feet going west, no matter how thoughtful it was in the mind, it would not help.Losing control of his body made Bi Xia feel like he was suffering from diving sickness, he would fall down at the touch of a touch, and roll on the spot like a rogue.

The Chinese were confused about the situation, and blushed for Bi Xia's flop, "Are you going to repay us with this kind of footwork? This is going to be played in China, and all the fans in the stadium will chase you and shout for a refund." Cursing Dropped countless keyboards.

The Barcelona fans booed wildly, with middle fingers everywhere, and the whole audience yelled to get out!

As time passed, Bi Xia could barely touch the ball, and he became restless. He was completely controlled by Barcelona's rhythm, bumping from one end to the other like a headless fly.

When Messi saw Barcelona playing Bixia, he was like teasing a puppy, covering his eyes in a horrible way.

Barcelona finally won the game with the goals of Pique and Pedro.

After the game, Bi Xia fell on the grass covering his face, sweating profusely, his throat seemed to have been cut by a blade, the bloody smell spread from his mouth, and a thin red mist rose in front of his eyes.Bi Xia was panting desperately, looking like a dog in a panic, the western media laughed and called him a lost dog.

"The King of Waves Drives Crazy Magical Birds, the former first rate has changed to the third rate!" "

"Champions League round tour: Pique is the best, Bixia failed"

"Where did the promised rebirth go?Cruel data to see Bi Xia cry! "

The author has something to say: Professor: "Learning a subject well should be like chasing someone, you must persist!"

Bi Xia interrupted, "Eight subjects! You fucking try to pursue eight at the same time."

"get out!"

Bi Xia instantly understood why he was a scumbag. It turned out that he was a single-minded person, and then looked at the bully Varane with disdain, "You little bitch who goes to class as soon as he sees it!"