football fanatic

Bi Xia thanked the fans at the league championship celebration, and the bewitched Chinese fans followed like a demon. Countless fans flocked to Milan to watch the Italian Cup final between Inter Milan and Juventus like a pilgrimage.All the tickets for this final were sold out in just 48 hours, and the scalper tickets had already been sold at sky-high prices and the supply was still in short supply. The Chinese people's wealth once again shocked Europe.

The Olympic Stadium in Rome ushered in the Coppa Italia final before the UEFA Champions League final. It was obviously a third-party stadium, but after a large number of Chinese fans entered the stadium, the blue and black representing Inter Milan spread across most of the stadium. Juventus fans before the game started Just being so angry by this scene, how many people are amazing!There are so many people... Nima, it's amazing that there are so many people at this time!

Balotelli came out after wiping a lot of hairspray on his hair. The whole head was illuminated by the light, making Bi Xia feel tired and crooked just by looking at it.

After winning the league championship, Balotelli was like a dog letting loose, having fun, driving a Ferrari, wearing fashionable and exotic clothes, roaring past Milan, and the street tabloids were too lazy to report on his huge and complicated girlfriend. On the contrary, the news that Balotelli touched Bixia's ass when he walked out of the nightclub became popular, and was widely praised by various reporters. Some editors even summarized his private life in absurdly complicated ways. Angrily denounced Balotelli for being unscrupulous and bottomless.Countless fans who kept swiping their screens because of Bi Xia's face were full of irritability and told Balotelli to go away, but they wished they could replace Balotelli's dirty hand in person.

Overnight, Balotelli found himself a public nuisance, and countless people threatened him not to think about Bixia on public platforms such as Twitter and the official website.

After Balotelli received a blood-stained dagger, he spat out a mouthful of water, angrily grabbed Bi Xia in the locker room, suppressed his resistance with brute force, pulled his collar and took a bite. I didn't forget to raise my mobile phone to take a picture of this scene, and turn this photo into a black and white photo full of art galleries.After the photo was uploaded to Twitter, Balotelli's screen was full of shock: my dear, I just like to see you angry.

"Come here! If you have the guts, come here! You just can't kiss!"

Bixia was almost spit out by Balotelli's repeated words. He took a mouthful of water and stood in front of Balotelli. Balotelli raised his head, blinking his big eyes. Bixia opened his mouth, and the water was like A trickle trickled down his face.

"Shit!" Balotelli jumped up and kicked over with a sweeping leg. Bixia twisted his waist to hide, Balotelli made a face, put his hand in front of his nose and sniffed in disgust, his facial features became more and more drifting, "lie Groove! Are you disgusting!"

Bi Xia, who led the caddy into the arena, thought of Balotelli's embarrassment, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up. The whole person seemed to glow under the light.

"You laugh at the fart!"

Bi Xia instantly suppressed his smile, glared at Balotelli, then lowered his head to tease the caddy he was holding, a little girl with blond hair.Bi Xia put his index finger on the girl's chubby fleshy face, shaking the little lump of fat, the little girl's chubby face trembled in Bi Xia's hands, the skin on Bi Xia's fingertips was very tender and slippery ,

"Do you like Inter Milan?"

"No." The little girl wrinkled her nose at the Inter Milan jersey on her body, "I hate football!"

Are you kidding me? !

Seeing that little head, Bi Xia nodded it twice fiercely, Bi Xia decisively turned his head, and his long legs walked forward on his own. The short legs ran close to Bi Xia like a short tail.

In the final of the Coppa Italia, Inter Milan met Juventus again, because coach Mourinho attacked Juventus many times in interviews before the game, and the game was already full of gunpowder.

At the Olympia Stadium, Juventus unexpectedly put on an aggressive formation. In less than 7 minutes of the game, Juventus' premature goal seemed to have "killed" the suspense of the game.

“Mourinho did not inject his own characteristics into this Inter Milan. Consecutive championships, but at least set a 2-point record, which has been talked about all the time. This season, except for Mourinho's weekly routine, he is not tired of bickering with others (in fact, most of them are not fighting, that is, he catches someone alone. bite who), and what was left behind?"

The star of Inter Milan could not understand Mourinho’s behavior. After enduring for a season, he finally complained to Moratti who was sitting next to him, “The current Inter Milan is already very good, but I miss the team of my era even more. More confident than now. Our era is constantly being mentioned by people now, which makes us feel enough glory."

Moratti's loose eyelids were drooping on his eyelids, and he sat sluggishly among the celebrities. After waiting for a season, he ushered in today's result. Moratti could feel all kinds of sympathy from all directions. mercy.Moratti really wants to throw the table and yell at these people, close your dog eyes, his Inter Milan will not sympathize, the Nerazzurri will definitely become the king of Europe.

However, Moratti looked at the unlucky scene where Inter Milan was surrounded and beaten by Juventus. He especially missed the big Inter Milan era when he was a child. Perhaps, the excessive nostalgia for the past was precisely because of his disappointment with the status quo. Won 4 consecutive championships in the league.

Just when Moratti was self-pitying and immersed in the glory of the past, the situation on the court changed suddenly, and the situation between the two sides was instantly reversed because of Ibrahimovic's breakthrough. No bloody screenwriter could design such a vulnerable plot.

Inter Milan's Kress made a breakthrough on the right, while Ibrahimovic outflanked the goal.Crespo sends an overhead pass for Ibrahimovic. Ibrahimovic needs to compete with the opponent's defender. He squeezes a Juventus player, but the ball lands behind Ibrahimovic. Ibrahimovic takes aim. And then, I think the opportunity has come.Since his back was facing the attacking direction, he could only finish the shot with his heel, and the ball obediently rolled into the net.

After Juventus scored a goal, it was quickly equalized by Inter Milan!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Ibrahimovic tore off his jersey and rushed to the corner flag to celebrate wildly, not caring whether he would get a yellow card for it.And when Ibrahimovic walked back to the middle of the field, what happened on the sidelines really made him jump with excitement.

That's because Mourinho, the cold-faced god, who never changed his face, seemed to have finally woken up. He was so excited and cheered like a child. Ibrahimovic showed a knowing smile: I finally touched you, although It is indeed not easy to do this.

Then Bi Xia and Balotelli shot one by one, almost unstoppable.

Mourinho's football has always been based on defense. The offense seems to be chaotic but hits the key every time. Countless people who are waiting to make trouble are always happy in vain. It's better to praise him for his commanding ability on the spot. The luck of shit made countless professional posts that Mu Hei had been holding back for 89 minutes turn into slapstick posts in the 90th minute.

All Mourinho said in the dressing room at half-time was, "I've never lost a final!"

Maybe Mourinho's halo of being a winner in life is too dazzling, maybe Mourinho is really domineering at this time, Bixia suddenly felt at ease after hearing Mourinho's words, as if the gold medal was already in his hand, only However, the awards ceremony was delayed by several 10 minutes.

After playing, Bi Xia stared at the trophy, his eyes glowed, just like the fox saw his beloved chicken, and his saliva dripped non-stop.The pride in his heart made Bixia uncontrollable and began to explode after the whistle sounded. He caught the ball passed from the left on the edge of the sideline. Facing the defense of Juventus, Bixia stabbed the ball behind the player defending him , Bi Xia, who continued to advance, was blocked by the latter.As a last resort, Bixia bypassed the Juventus central defender, ran outside the sideline, and forcibly used his speed to occupy a favorable position.At this time, the central defender was completely disappointed, and could only watch helplessly as Bi Xia got the ball in front of the penalty area, and single-handedly faced the goalkeeper with a successful push.

The teammates pushed Bi Xia to the ground like a group of lunatics, and everyone shouted: "You are the king of shooters!"

This perverted goal also made the spectators crazy.

"Damn it!" The CCTV commentator was so excited by this beautiful goal that his blood surged up, his face flushed, "Pervert! Defying the sky!"

Bi Xia's extraordinary goal, just like Ronaldo back then, directly destroys the opponent's player's psychology, making the opponent want to grab the ball on the spot, but can't grab it, and can't catch it from behind.

The Internet exploded because of this goal, and talents from all walks of life expressed their opinions one after another. For a while, no one picked on the incoherent commentary. Some netizens even joked: "Bi Xia slapped all the math teachers in the face. Shorter than a straight line, you know?"

After the game, Mourinho used the word self-assist (self-assist) to accurately describe Bi Xia's goal against heaven at the press conference, "Bi Xia passed a kick to himself 3 seconds later..."

Netizens had to bow down to Mourinho, the young translator's language talent. He is indeed a fighter among the grassroots. His criticized beak immediately killed hundreds of millions of fans.

For this goal, the data report is more intuitive, and the on-site commentary couldn't help but be excited, "Bi Xia's goal ran more than 58 meters, and it took only 8 seconds. Bi Xia's speed was as high as 27 km/h at that time! This is unreasonable." For the time being, we will call it a 'Bicha-style goal'."

Bi Xia's relatives and friends yelled at people crazily, this is their pride, look, this is their Bi Xia!He did it!He did it!

In the rest of the game, Inter Milan scored 2 more goals. Since Ibrahimovic scored Inter Milan's third goal, the Juventus coach has sat in his seat and stopped getting up. His heart is very bitter , This was originally a humiliating game, but unfortunately he couldn't change the team's fighting spirit even after changing two people at halftime. In the end, Juventus lost 3-1.

In stoppage time, Mourinho got up and left, trying to shake hands with the Juventus coach as a winner, but was rejected.There was a smile on the corner of Mourini's mouth, and he didn't wait for the end of the game to pay his respects in advance.

Bi Xia has one more championship title.

No one is more discriminatory than Bi Xia's career path, but no one seems to be more fortunate than Bi Xia, who can win consecutive championships in top competitions in the first year of his career.When Bi Xia grabbed the champion and raised it above his head, the flashlight fell on his body, and the incandescent light was shining so hard that his face could not be seen clearly. At this time, the Spanish commentator asked his partner, "What can Inter Milan get in exchange for a transfer fee of 0 yuan? "

The answer is Bishop, and an Italian trophy that has been lost for many years.

"In the Coppa Italia final that ended early this morning, Inter Milan swept Juventus 4-1 and won the second championship of the season." The hosts of CCTV and various sports channels announced the news beamingly. It was not enough to express their joy, but the old commentator Li Yuankui said inappropriately, "Well, Chinese football is already rotten, so you just let him rot and start over. But there is a strange Bixia , give you unlimited fantasies, and then give you a knife."

Li Yuankui's bloody comments punctured the dreams of many fans. People have a rebellious mentality towards bad words. Even if what others say is right, they will rush to say a few words outrageously for the sake of comfort.Chinese fans felt that Li Yuankui's loyal words were harsh, and stabbed him a few words on the Internet, advising this old commentator who is almost [-] not to stay up late and live his retirement life.Compared with short underpants and Zhang Hehe, it is obvious that the fans are much more gentle towards Li Yuankui.

On the court, Balotelli was greedy for the Coppa Italia in Bixia's arms, and came over to hug him, but Bixia couldn't hold it enough, how could he let it out.Balotelli entangled Bisha with one hand to prevent him from leaving, touched the enchanting curve of the Italian Cup with the other hand, then lowered his head and whispered endlessly in Bisha's ear.Bi Xia calmly dismissed Balotelli, and pushed his head away a little bit, but Balotelli put his head on his neck without shame, and Bi Xia with hard hair was aching and itchy, It also stained his face with the smell of sweat.

A domestic rookie female reporter was blocked by veterans and couldn't interview Bi Xia. She was so depressed that she had the urge to throw the microphone, and she sent a complaint post in a rage.

"I can say that when I saw Bixia, I felt like I was in heaven, and then I moved my eyes to the right →_→ Baji fell to the ground. Bixia and Balotelli together are the best interpretation of beauty and beast~~"

This female reporter's unintentional complaints unexpectedly became popular on the Internet, and some people took advantage of the opportunity to complain whether Balotelli could stop pestering Bixia all the time. Seeing Balotelli acting like a baby to Bixia, it is really kind of disgusting. The urge to not get up.

Messi watched Bi Xia's heaven-defying goal back and forth no less than ten times, grinning and leaning forward and backward, agitated, sent a text message to Bi Xia, after sending, he hugged Head howling.

Watching you score is like an orgasm, it's so cool! — Messi

那我下场争取进5、6、7、8、9、10个球！——毕夏

Um? — Messi

Let you die in my hands. —— Bi Xia

Messi stared at the screen, and Bi Xia stood sideways on the side of the court with the backlight, feeling that he would turn back in the next second.He is so handsome, Messi wanted to kiss the screen hard, suddenly he trembled all over, he jumped up with burning buttocks, slammed the door into the bathroom, simply switched to cold water, let the cold water beat him On my already agitated body.

The joy of winning the championship has not yet dissipated. Maxwell bid farewell to his teammates. He is about to transfer to Barcelona. Bi Xia and the others knew that he would leave a long time ago. Apart from blessings, there was no tearful parting.

But the news almost drove Ibrahimovic crazy.

Ibrahimovic and Maxwell, who have been friends since the day they arrived in Amsterdam, are now facing a similar situation with both being linked with Barcelona.But Maxwell is one step ahead. He is only a stone's throw away from joining Barcelona, ​​while Ibrahimovic's hope of switching to Barcelona has become increasingly slim.To make matters worse, Maxwell and Ibrahimovic lived in the same room, and Ibrahimovic always heard Maxwell slamming the phone before going to bed.

Is the deal finalized?Is the contract signed?

This made Ibrahimovic quite upset, but Maxwell didn't understand at all, and he kept talking non-stop, Barcelona this, Barcelona that, day and night.Ibrahimovic saw no progress in the matter of joining Barcelona. Under the stimulation of Maxwell, Ibrahimovic was furious with his agent and urged him frequently. He had no patience to wait any longer. He couldn't wait to join Barcelona and win the Champions League.

The author has something to say: 1. One night, Bi Xia took the love letter every time he chased him and read "Every time I see you, my heart beats like a lively little rabbit." Together Seven or eight years later, Bi Xia asked Messi, "Where is the little rabbit in your heart?"

Messi's answer was very stiff, "I'm already dead." Don't talk about it, just sleep on the sofa and go to QAQ...

2. Messi: My mind is full of you!

Bi Xia: Shit!Every day you bump into something shameful in your mind.

Messi: You are not allowed to insult yourself like this.