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In addition to the league, Inter Milan is also unlucky in the Coppa Italia, losing 1-2 to Lazio in the first round, so Inter Milan must win the second round to have a chance to advance to the final.

However, it was Lazio in the away game who scored the first goal in the second leg.

In the 38th minute, the Lazio forward kicked a beautiful arc ball from the front of the penalty area over the hands of the Inter Milan goalkeeper and entered the goal.

Seeing the hope of promotion, the Inter Milan fans with swearing and middle fingers drooled, and turned to cheer for the player who had just been scolded to leave!

During the halftime break, the commentators were commenting on the performance of the players, and without exception they scolded Inter Milan for their poor performance in the first half. Mourinho had a reason to pick up the hair dryer during the halftime break.

In fact, Mourinho just watched the players silently in the locker room. Lazio's team anthem could be heard clearly in the stands.

Bi Xia lightly changed his sneakers and jersey, waiting for Mourinho to speak.When everyone was ready to accept the wrath of the manager, but Mourinho was not prepared to speak to them at all, he decided not to speak.Because if Mourinho starts talking about the first half, the 10 minutes of rest are far from enough.

Since being eliminated from the Champions League, Inter Milan seems to have not changed in the game scene, but the admirable fighting spirit is like the water that has been opened.The league championship and the Coppa Italia are like toys made of rubber, which have been unable to arouse the desire of most of Inter Milan's champions. .After careful consideration, Mourinho decided not to say a word. Inter Milan players are not idiots, on the contrary they are very smart, and they immediately understood what Mourinho meant.

Although in the poor first half, Ibrahimovic once shot a free kick into the high stands, but when Ibrahimovic woke up, everything became different.Bixia's breathless "rabona" ​​pass (scissor-leg pass) allowed Zlatan Ibrahimovic to head in easily to tie the two-legged aggregate and tie the away goals.

When Ibrahimovic saw that it was Bi Xia who assisted him, his face was a little subtle, and his excitement was cut in half. Due to the public situation, he could only hug Bi Xia awkwardly with a long face.The two of them separated immediately after touching their bodies, and turned their heads to make out with other teammates.Bi Xia and Ibrahimovic looked at each other in mid-air, blinked, Bi Xia moved his head to the side, as if he was facing a big enemy.

Lazio's leading advantage instantly disappeared, and the full expectations fell through, and the scuffle between the two sides became inevitable.

"After watching the latest action movie released at Meazza, I understand that Kung Fu football really exists." Domestic commentator Zhan Jun saw that Bi Xia was being taken care of by the Lazio defenders, and the corner of his mouth twitched sarcastically.

In the following life and death, uninterrupted fouls, conflicts and disputes were staged as scheduled, and the game maintained a sense of tension without any sense of urine. In the past 15 minutes, a shocking statistic of seven or eight fouls was left by both sides. The only winner in the contest was the audience.

The fans at the scene felt that the coming and going was really violent and exciting enough, and it was not in vain to stay up all night until the liver exploded.They raised their fists and yelled at each other excitedly. During the fiery and exciting battle of the players, they almost couldn't restrain themselves and rushed into the field, almost causing a riot.

And the ordinary fans in China picked up the small bench and originally just wanted to have some fun before going to bed, and pay attention to the football conscience Bixia from across the shore.After dozing off in the first half, the two teams finally regained their long-lost conscience and presented many exciting shots, all of which were uncensored.

It is also worth mentioning Materazzi, but no one would have thought that Materazzi, who was nicknamed "the villain", has given up martial arts and pursued "art".Facing the more fierce Lazio players, Materazzi not only restrained his domineering, but also prepared to join Barcelona and enter the "Jackie Chan mode".Materazzi clashed with the opponent in the penalty area, and suddenly became addicted to acting. Without obvious physical contact, he fell back on his back like an electric shock, with a very painful expression.

Depend on!Why are you covering your face with your feet?

Bi Xia slapped his forehead with his right hand and covered his face. He couldn't help squinting his eyes, and peeked out from between his fingers. Seeing the referee sneering with anger, his whole body shivered with chills.

Materazzi covered his eyes, imagining the scene in which his opponent was sent off, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he had received a yellow card.

For this ridiculous scene, Mourinho rolled his eyes up, looked at the light with puffed cheeks, and pretended not to know the snake spirit on the court.

Mourinho walked to the side with his hands in his pockets, not noticing the jitters he caused along the way. He walked to Lazio's bench and sat on his bench, putting on a handsome face and concentrating on his life.Lazio's coaching staff and the substitute players looked at each other dumbfounded, and then looked at Mourinho with the same eyes as Mourinho looked at Materazzi.

The moment Mourinho realized that he was in the wrong place, his ears were burning, but it was obviously not his route to get in his place. He pretended to be calm and crossed his legs, and suddenly felt that the black shirt was too close-fitting, strangling his stomach. Buttons are in danger of snapping off at any time.In order to conceal his fat middle-aged figure, Mourinho leaned forward with his upper body and winked mischievously at the camera closest to him.

The fans were naturally attracted by Mourinho's cute dimples, but when they saw his unbelievable behavior just now, they shouted in confusion, Mourinho, a man from the stars, is totally unpredictable!

The home commentator was also amazed by Mourinho's unique behavior, "What happened to Mourinho today?" Did he go to the wrong place or a special tactic?

The commentary of Sky Sports obviously prefers Mourinho, but regrets, "The Premier League needs Mourinho. He can bring attention, fun and controversy."

After conceding the goal, Lazio counterattacked vigorously under the signal of the head coach. They won the opportunity to play more than less twice, but unfortunately they failed to grasp them. In the end, the two teams drew with a total score of 3:3 within 90 minutes, and the game was dragged into Overtime.

The Inter Milan fans are very happy. Although the game is not over yet, being able to reverse into overtime and play so well has made them satisfied.Compared with winning or losing and those simple scores, they sometimes care more about the team's performance on the field. They firmly believe that as long as the Nerazzurri maintain this state, everything has hope.

If it weren't for Bi Xia's ferocious pursuit, Inter Milan might have been eliminated lazily, and they could only hold the league championship for comfort.The eyes of Inter Milan fans watching Bi Xia slowly warmed up. Although he missed a penalty kick in the Champions League, his name is still on the Champions League scorer list this season.It is undeniable that Bi Xia is a strong player. Thinking that the top scorer in the league is in his pocket without accident, Inter Milan fans suddenly feel very lucky, at least better than the next-door AC Milan, which is not in the big four.

Thinking that they can still stand on top of AC Milan and disgust them at the end of the season, Inter Milan fans feel comfortable and feel that this season is actually not bad, and if there is one more cup game, it will be considered progress.

The game dragged into overtime, and Bi Xia was very depressed. He practiced hard every day, and his physical support for 90 minutes was not a problem, but when he thought of overtime, his calf trembled, and every breath he took felt a burning pain in his throat.

The Inter Milan veteran is even more painful. They have actually given up on the cup to a certain extent, but no one would have thought that Bixia would chase goals like crazy and completely entangled with Lazio.During the intermission, Mourinho's silence also frightened them. In addition, they were also kicked out by Lazio in the second half. The collective effort actually drove Lazio, who dared to snatch their victory, into the abyss.

As soon as the whistle sounded for overtime, Lazio, unwilling to fail, launched a frenzied counterattack, and Bi Xia smelled a smell of gunpowder in the collision and pushing.

Afraid of your ball!

Whoever dares to snatch my championship, I can't beat him to death!

Bi Xia frowned, anger was faintly visible on his face, he concealed elbows to the Lazio defender who kept stepping on his heels, turned his head and gave him a hungry wolf look.

Must advance to the final of the Coppa Italia, this is the dead goal that Bi Xia set for himself.

For this goal, he is going to go crazy!

You come and go on the court, and Bixia fights for every inch of land, causing Lazio's defense to complain. They moved their knotted legs to chase after the windy Bixia, almost dying of their lives.

Nima is not playing art football, she is simply a mad dog!

With a wave of Mourinho's hand, he used the whole court to press the defense against Lazio, which also made Lazio's defense leak.Bi Xia seized the opportunity to form a quick counterattack, looking at the goal in the distance, his blood was boiling.

With Bixia as the arrow, Balotelli and Ibrahimovic followed closely behind to form three arrows.

"3 against 2!" The commentator jumped up, "Chance! Chance!"

Three blue and black shooting stars instantly surrounded Lazio's goal!

Bixia sprinted with the ball in the backcourt and then slanted, followed Balotelli's right side of the penalty area and knocked across the right side of the penalty area. Bixia, who followed quickly, shot and scored near the penalty spot.

Inter Milan overtakes! ! !

"...Bi Xia! Bi Xia! Bi-Xia-!! Score twice! In the first season of his career, he continued to score goals, and here we once again witness our future star Mei Open twice!!!" The commentator roared frantically.

The sound coming from the TV set excited countless fans. They were drinking beer and knocked the bottle on the table with a bang, "Excellent!"

Balotelli, who had completed the assist, was even more excited than Bixia. He rushed towards the TV camera, and as soon as his mind became hot, he wanted to take off his clothes again...

Fortunately, Bixia had quick eyesight and quick hands, and shot out from the diagonal stab, and hugged Balotelli from behind. Unfortunately, Balotelli was a size bigger than Bixia. Bixia couldn't knock him down, so he could only listen to Balotelli. While reminding him: "Are you crazy? Taking off your clothes is a yellow card!"

Only then did Balotelli come to his senses, "Thank you, Bixia..." As he spoke, he broke away from Bixia, and took off Bixia's jersey three times, five times and two times with the strength of a giant bear.

Gee!

The fat-free upper body and eight-pack abs are particularly attractive under the lights.

Feast your eyes!

Amidst the molesting whistles, Bixia thumped Balotelli on the head, pursed his mouth and walked towards the referee, asking him to give this idiot a yellow card.

Far away in the mansion in Catalan, Messi was lying on the sofa and watching the game. Seeing that Bixia was topless and raised his arms to wipe the sweat from his face, Messi was stunned.

A slight electric current slid through Messi's whole body, and he shivered as if his soul was out of his body. Messi suddenly felt his lower body hurt.

Look down, it's bulging!

Fuck!Messi was so frightened that he vented out!

After scoring the goal, all the strength in Bi Xia's body suddenly disappeared. The sprint just now was so terrible that he wished he could collapse on the grass on the spot.

Mourinho replaced at the right time, put on a defender and retreated to defend, trying to maintain the lead.Amidst the thunderous applause of the audience, Bi Xia resisted the pain of tearing his buttocks while walking, and slowly walked towards the bench.

The two sides have been fighting with real knives and guns until now, and their physical strength is almost exhausted. No one can organize a decent attack.Fortunately, Inter Milan has the ball in hand, they just need to line up at the goal and wait for Lazio to pass the ball.

The long 120 minutes finally passed. The players on the bench excitedly turned over the baffle and rushed into the field to celebrate. As a result, Figo accidentally stepped on his shoelace and fell forward, bringing Bi Xia down. Xia was under him.

When the teammates saw someone playing this game, they rushed forward without saying a word.Before he could catch his breath, there were seven Inter Milan players on top of Bi Xia, and there were other people rushing here, and it was estimated that each of them would jump up and press down.Seeing Ibrahimovic's aggressive appearance at the end, Bi Xia simply closed his eyes and tilted his head: I'm dead...

After the end, Bixia learned that several leaders of fan extremist organizations wanted to see Ibrahimovic in the locker room.As a result, Bi Xia counted outside the aisle of the locker room, and found that there were seven or eight of them in total, waiting for someone in the aisle leading to the locker room.

Those people are not the kind of ordinary fans who would say "Sorry to bother you, can we have a chat", Bi Xia suddenly became nervous, his pulse also jumped to 150, his face changed back and forth, and finally he seemed to have figured it out , Turning around, he stopped Ibrahimovic and told him someone was waiting to beat him.

Ibrahimovic snorted indifferently, he is not the kind of guy who retreats lightly, even if his heart beats, he would not show timidity in front of Bixia.

Ibrahimovic strode towards several fan leaders and walked over. Ibrahimovic chose to play football so that he did not become a criminal, but his childhood experience made him still have a hooligan temperament when he was hanging out on the street, full of aggression.

The few fans were also a little uneasy as Ibrahimovic approached, but they still tried to be tough.

"Do you have any dissatisfaction with me?"

"Well, many people are very angry..." they replied.

"Then let them come out on the field and we'll figure things out there, one-on-one!"

Ibrahimovic rudely refused to meet with the fan organization. He waved his iron fist, and several fans looked over in surprise, almost jumping up like a rabbit.

After finishing speaking, Ibrahimovic turned and left, but Bi Xia felt that he heard his beating heartbeat.

Ibrahimovic feels good about himself, and feels that his performance just now restrained his nervousness and dared to face the challenge.But when he saw the smile in Bi Xia's eyes, he stared at him, and his face turned black with anger: Who are you, how dare you laugh at me!

But thinking of Bi Xia's tip-off, Ibrahimovic stared at Bi Xia for a while, licked his lips and cursed Bi Xia in his heart, reluctantly letting him go.

Mourinho's praise for Bi Xia after the game made Ibrahimovic drink a jar of jealousy again, and Bi Xia laughed at Ibrahimovic for acting like a neglected woman.

Ibrahimovic's face turned red from being ridiculed, and he stopped immediately. He cursed in his heart, damn it!

"Bi Xia changed the game. He is a team player. He wants to win the game for the team. He wants to contribute to the team. In the second half, he felt that the team needed someone to create opportunities. He stood up. In the team At the most difficult time, Bi Xia took responsibility. As an attacking player, if the team cannot create opportunities for you, you may choose to wait, and you will end up with no results while waiting. Another option is to create wins yourself. Opportunities with the ball. Bi Xia dropped back, he came back deep to catch the ball, and he drove the ball to create opportunities for his teammates."

Mourinho seized the opportunity to name his disciples. On the contrary, the Lazio coach excused the whole team, "We are fully worthy of this victory and fully qualified to enter the final. We have defeated many strong teams. Among them There is AC Milan, I am quite satisfied with the performance of the players, after all, the team has had ups and downs this year, and it is already very good to be able to enter the semi-finals."

But it's useless for the two to talk too much, because everyone's spotlights and microphones are all aimed at Barcelona and Manchester United. Every move of these two teams affects the hearts of fans all over the world.

Manchester United and Barcelona overcame all obstacles and became the last two winners of the UEFA Champions League in the 2008-2009 season.

At the beginning of the season, no one was optimistic about Barcelona. As the game progressed, Messi used his feet to take on the core of the dream team. showdown.With regard to Barcelona's Lionel Messi and Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo, the two European talents have been constantly talked about who is better, and this final is the best time to test their qualities.

In the camera, Messi has his aunt's head on his head, and the ends of his hair are still curled up in a rustic way. He has been able to deal with the media properly, but he is silly from time to time.Some media picked on Messi's big face and squinted eyes, and laughed at how he dared to stuff his fleshy body into a black suit covered with white spots. For people with dense object phobia, Messi's This outfit must be very "visual lethal".

But football is not played with the face, and besides, Messi looks good, but not beyond the scope of ordinary people. Those media who judge people by their appearance have been attacked by fans, and they even called on fans and friends not to buy any products from those companies. Get them to publish a letter of apology on the headlines.

In today's football, Messi is one of the least superstars. This flea has never had any negative off-court disturbances, and the friendly atmosphere of the boy next door has added a lot of points to him.The only joy of the Argentine's amateur life today is video chatting with Bixia.

As a negative reference, Ronaldo feels aggrieved by other people's children towards Messi. He dragged the newspaper and complained about Messi's hypocrisy to Bi Xia.

"Apart from hypocrisy, don't you have anything else to say?" No one is hypocritical these days, and many people hold on to Messi's point.However, Bi Xia feels that this is a tacit agreement that Messi is almost perfect from the other side.True nature is exposing flaws, hypocrites are covering flaws, but it looks perfect, doesn't it?

Ronaldo turned around, showing a look of being struck by lightning and trying to keep calm, with an indescribably weird expression, and complained in a low voice, "He is an idiot, staying in the room to read after training and games? "

You carelessly go to pick up girls and think she is a good baby, Bi Xia rolled his eyes and dragged out the book and slapped it on the table, making up his homework with a sad face. The end of the season means he will have the final exam.

C Luo saw that Bi Xia was only focused on his homework, and he didn't even raise his head except er, he became angry from embarrassment, a handsome young man like me is no more interesting than those broken books!I was so pissed off by him!

"Is this the major you fucking chose for 3 days and 3 nights, with as much homework as a dog!"

"Who made me so lazy, I copied all my volunteers." Bi Xia said quietly, propping his chin with his left hand, writing vigorously with his right hand, "Why don't you copy it for me!"

Ronaldo looked at the densely packed words, and his Adam's apple twitched twice, "Ahahahahahahaha, I'm changing clothes and getting ready to go out."

"Aren't you friends anymore?"

Ronaldo raised his chin shamelessly, "There is no friendship between us, stop joking."

The author has something to say: 1. Ronaldo: Please sing a song, every time you sing it, you will think of my song.

Bi Xia: Who told me to remember to take medicine!

2. Balotelli knocked on Bixia's door and rushed in, "Bixia, let me borrow your toilet! I want to shit!"

Bi Xia roared angrily, "Can you be more civilized!"

Balotelli thought for a while, "You have a lot of troubles! My ass wants to throw up! Are you okay?"