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When Mourinho was defending the Premier League title, the media thoughtfully reminded Ferguson that he now needs three bullets. Besides Wenger and Victoria, he has another enemy.Mourinho is almost stepping on Ferguson and Manchester United to become a world-class coach.

Ferguson is a hair dryer who dares to speak out in the Premier League, and Mourinho is an unrestrained and unrestrained young coach. They competed before the game and attacked and sarcasm after the game. fight.However, those who are interested will find that, except for the media fanning the flames everywhere, Mourinho has never had any trouble with Ferguson at Chelsea.In fact, Mourinho and Ferguson will occasionally cheat on the media, open a bottle of wine in private, talk about things they both like, such as Tai Zuo, and then complain about the headaches at the end of the season. .

Of course, one or two glasses of wine can't change anything. These two arrogant men are looking for opportunities to beat each other to death at any time, so after learning that Mourinho has a fancy for Castilla's leading striker, Ferguson immediately Started to let Manchester United's scouts investigate Bixia.Ferguson got Bi Xia's information, saw his nationality for the first time, his mood was like a woman who burned her body, and suddenly found that the closest distance to her boyfriend was only -5cm, he was annoyed to think of other people in the team. A Chinese player.

At the beginning, Manchester United was held back by debts, forcing Ferguson to turn his attention to China. He planned to learn from the Rockets and introduce an outstanding Chinese player to open up the Chinese market to make money for Manchester United.Dong Fangzhuo, who joined Manchester United for 350 million pounds, gave Ferguson an extra surprise at the beginning. In addition to the surge of Manchester United fans and the very generous CCTV, in the team test, Dong Fangzhuo's [-]-meter dribbling performance was second only to Ronaldo. .But Manchester United is destined not to give a player who only has speed a chance to exercise slowly.Ferguson made a decisive decision and loaned Dong Fangzhuo out, hoping that he could polish himself on a higher platform.

In the 2005-2006 season, Dong Fangzhuo scored 18 goals in the Belgian Football League B, which made Ferguson feel that Dong Fangzhuo would be a qualified substitute, so he recalled him and renewed his contract until 2010.Because there is a huge country behind it, and this country is eager to have its own football superstar, Dong Fangzhuo has gained more exposure and fans than Ronaldo and Rooney.After officially returning to Manchester United, Dong Fangzhuo's condition was very bad. His competitive level could not keep up with the team's tactics. Even his training attitude and patience on the bench were not as good as Park Ji-sung, who is also an Asian star.Not only did Dong Fangzhuo fail to gain a firm foothold in the first team, but his performance in the reserve team was also unsatisfactory.The emotion of defeat on the court destroyed the player's confidence, and he even used an expensive Audi sports car to highlight his presence off the court.

Ferguson snorted coldly, this poor little fucker has the courage to compete financially with Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and other first-line Manchester United stars, it is simply too stupid.

Ferguson made a wrong calculation on Dong Fangzhuo's matter. The arrival of the Chinese did not bring the imagined banknotes. The photos taken by Nike showed that the country had a soft spot for pirated jerseys.

Oh, Chinese fans are so stingy!Thinking of the money flying away, Ferguson felt that his heart attack was about to recur.Compared with Chinese players, Ferguson prefers to use South Korean and Japanese players, who are also cheap. Obviously, their skills are better and they can't run to death. They are very cost-effective bench goods.

It was still early for Ferguson to watch the time, and he clicked on Bixia's game video to pass the time, and a few well-regulated passes made Ferguson yawn.The moment Bi Xia started with the ball, Ferguson knew he had almost made a mistake, and he slammed on the desk with his slightly clenched hands.

"Fuck it! Fuck it!" Two times in a row, Ferguson picked up the personal information that had just been dropped from the ground. Damn it, the Football Association should be dragged and shot!

Ferguson sat back at his desk. The better Bi Xia performed, the harder his big hand was, almost tearing up the documents in his hand.

With superb skills at his feet, excellent body, excellent ability to control the rhythm of the game and read the game, he is hardly a Chinese!

Ferguson calmed down and found that there was no place for Bixia in Manchester United's lineup. He took out a blank sheet of paper and drew on it the current formation and players of Manchester United. He had Scholes, Scholes, Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney, with Nani and Anderson on the bench.After several seasons of troughs, Manchester United's new lineup has basically taken shape.The tip of the pen went back and forth on the names of several people in the front court. Adding a genius rashly does not necessarily form a healthy competition, and Bi Xia's labor certification is a problem.After thinking twice, Ferguson picked up a pen and crossed out Bixia's name. He looked up at the screen. Bixia's hearty long pass and short play organized Castilla's attack again. His goal was unstoppable. , making the opponent's goalkeeper helpless and even desperate to fish football from the net.

Ferguson's hand trembled, two distorted black lines covered Bixia's name, and when his resume was added to his wonderful performance in the five major leagues, he could buy him back to form Manchester United's terrifying trident.

Wenger knew from the gossip that Ferguson and Mourinho both paid attention to a young player, which aroused his interest. After all, everyone knew that Wenger was a shotacon who liked to spy on other people's children.

Wenger specifically inquired about Bi Xia's news, but the identity of the Chinese had to make Wenger doubt Bi Xia's ability. Even the best Asian stars do not have strong competitiveness in Europe. Their stamina of not dying can be improved. Some bench thickness.

Wenger has experienced Mourinho's shamelessness and Ferguson's cunning, and the lack of follow-up on both sides made him have to suspect that Bixia was released by the old and young foxes.Chelsea rejected Mourinho's signing request, which caused Ferguson and Wenger to underestimate Bixia's potential, and Mourinho successfully brought him from Castilla in the summer of 2008. The player who has been thinking about him for almost two years is gone.

This unspent free transfer is considered by Nerazzu to be a gift arranged by God to Inter Milan.

Bixia, who was far away in Spain, knew nothing about his fate. He was having a headache for the Complutense University exam when the three famous coaches were undercurrents for him.

The European youth training education system is complete. While providing football training, basic education must also be guaranteed. This can ensure that those players who cannot embark on a professional path can successfully enter the university and find another way out.Thanks to this, several highly educated players occasionally emerge in European football.As early as 1922, Denmark had a Nobel star, so it seems a bit unsatisfactory to have a doctorate in law and a master's degree in economics on the left.

However, three of Castilla's active players in 87 and 88 were admitted to college at once, and the enrollment rate shocked everyone's eyes.

Granero is a young man of literature and art. He likes to read poetry and study literature when he has nothing to do. He is admitted to psychology, but Mata, a monkey who can’t sit still, is admitted to major in media studies. He was admitted to the Philosophy Department of Complutense University with high marks.

When the people of Madrid heard the news, they first picked out La Masia and scratched it. There was only one Corosa next door who was admitted to the Department of Physical Education.

The Madrid people said excitedly that Real Madrid has won the future, whether it is a championship or an IQ.

The Catalans quit, mocking that only Madrid people who can't find orgasms on the court will seek masturbation outside the court!

阿斯报(皇马喉舌）默默贴出卡斯蒂利亚和拉玛西亚最近五场比赛的战绩：3：0，4：1，5：2,6:2,4:0。

World Sports News (the mouthpiece next door) looked at the scores that lost more than three goals in a row, held back their blood and came up with the results of the national derby of the first team. Barcelona had a slight advantage but not enough to face. After searching for a long time, they finally got them The excitement was found in the Champions League.

Since 2005, Real Madrid has been out of the top [-] in Europe for three consecutive years, and the Catalans nicknamed Real Madrid "Sixteen Lang".

cheap!So cheap!

The Madrid fans and the media, who had been swept away, pointed their saliva at the players and coaches. They scolded Ruud van Nistelrooy, Black Beckham, and Capello to get out. Except for the captain Raul and San Cassie, Real Madrid from the coach to the players was beaten by Ma Ka and As sold all over.It wasn't until Real Madrid reversed Mallorca 20:3 in the last 1 minutes of the last round of the league, beating Barcelona to regain the La Liga title after three years of absence, that the discerning Real Madrid fans barely lost their temper.

Capello's departure would have been a certainty, but now it has become unknown.

"Capello don't go! Capello don't go!" The fickleness of the Bernabeu fans is surprising. Just a few months ago, the relationship between Capello and the fans was still in dire straits, but now the gold medal coach has turned into a became a national idol.

The club's top executives are caught in a dilemma. Fire the meritorious coach?I'm afraid the fans will rebel.Keep Capello?The problems he poses for Real Madrid are perhaps more serious than the title.

Capello's Real Madrid created the worst home performance in 16 years, lost early in the Champions League, and stopped in the top 32 of the Copa del Rey.

"It's a pity that we lost the Champions League too early, but we won the league, which shows that in the long season, we have maintained our form better. Bayern Munich is a team capable of winning the title. It was very difficult to play against them. In the end we Failed and stopped at the top [-]. There are many factors in the loss, and it is not fair to blame a certain player. We understand the disappointment of the fans. Real Madrid is the best club, and my teammates are all world-class stars. We deserve to bring fans More titles. Please trust us, next season we will bring more surprises to the fans. I will not lose my desire for him just because I won the title. Winning the tenth Champions League for the club is what we strive for Goal. Please support us. Halamadrid!"

Originally, Real Madrid captain Raul ended a troubled season with the above paragraph in an interview.Unexpectedly, 11 days later, Real Madrid officially announced that Capello was dismissed from get out of class, and the gold medal coach left the Bernabeu for the second time.

Real Madrid general manager Mijatovic announced at the press conference: "We have decided to terminate the work contract with Capello, and he will not lead Real Madrid for next season." Mijatovic praised Italy's achievements, "Capello did a great job at the Bernabeu. He led the team to regain the championship trophy after three years, but for the Bernabeu and Real Madrid, we expected more, so it is a pity that at the club When we have to face the future, we don’t think he is the most suitable person.” Real Madrid general manager Mijatovic praised the Italian’s achievements, but also made it clear that a league trophy cannot change Capello’s future. fate, because the Bernabeu demanded beautiful attacking football, which the conservative Italian could not bring.

After the meritorious coach Bosque, Real Madrid drove away Capello again, just because they were not worthy of Real Madrid's noble temperament, or their appearance or football ugly, which was ridiculous and exposed the stupidity of Real Madrid's top management.

In a special period, Real Madrid players kept their mouths shut about Real Madrid's coaching change, for fear of saying the wrong thing and being put on small shoes.Just when everyone was eager to stay away from this vortex of power, Guti opened his mouth and expressed his dissatisfaction without hesitation.

The author has something to say: The National Football Team defeated the Thai National Youth Team [-]-[-]. After seeing clearly that it was the Thai National Youth Team, Nima Thailand didn't even bother to play the main force.The fans at the scene called for get out of class and dismissed, but I personally feel that this game is not Camacho's responsibility.Eleven national pigs did not run, Camacho called to run, and Nima really walked lazily like a pig.He made a clearance error in the penalty area, and scored two goals due to a return pass error. Nima Guozhu shot like a clearance.The national football team has the same problem as the dregs. If frequent coaching changes can't solve the problem, there must be a problem with your own team.

I would like to talk about the issue of household registration. Bixia’s household registration is a deduction item. In China, Muric’s household registration is also a deduction item. China’s hukou culture is more serious than that of Europe and the United States. You must know that it is impossible for foreigners to join China Country of Citizenship.The Chinese are also very good at holding their own household registration books, such as Dong Fangzhuo in the past, and Wu Lei now.What is the difference between Muric and the national pig? The Football Association does not allow people to become Chinese!

Dong Fangzhuo was a very good player back then. His [-]-meter dribbling performance in the team test was second only to Ronaldo, but he still had a mentality problem. not bad.After Dong Fangzhuo returned to China, he became more and more depraved. Now he doesn't know where to play football.

The Chinese have no shortage of geniuses, but there is obviously a problem with the way they are cultivated.

small theater:

In the locker room, Bi Xia took off to only his underwear, and suddenly found more than a dozen pairs of eyes staring at his crotch.

Bi Xia was so frightened that he quickly covered his hands: What... what are you doing!

Ronaldo said jealously: Your Chinese teammates are very good.

Bi Xia felt guilty inside, but calm on the surface: Of course.

Ronaldo took out the World Sports Daily: It said that only the Chinese team can not shoot for 90 minutes.Tsk tsk, of course only you can't.

Under everyone's sympathetic eyes, Bi Xia went crazy.