football fanatic
Chapter 22 The Attacking Bi Xia
Bixia's 2 goals aroused the hatred of Turin fans towards him.
Countless Chinese fans saw that Bi Xia was humiliated, their blood pressure soared, they were full of swearing, they were so angry that they punched through the notebook.After reacting, the fans held the fragments and wanted to cry.
Bi Xia set foot on the Olympic Stadium again, and the cheers created by the Inter Milan fan lineup completely covered up the cheers of the Turin fans who were dozens of times more than them!Bi Xia waved towards the Inter Milan stands, and Mourinho also walked out of the coaching bench, raised his palms up, and directed the Inter Milan fans to cheer for the team!
In the second half, Inter Milan was like an enraged beast, biting every weakness of Turin and not letting go. Inter Milan's offense was disorderly, chaotic and ferocious, but the Torino team would play worse as soon as they touched the ball. Under the interference of the team, the Turin team stumbled on the court, and ten players suddenly became unable to even walk.The menacing Inter Milan completely killed the game in less than 10 minutes of the second half. Maicon received Bixia's free kick and scored a lucky goal in the scuffle in front of the goal.Balotelli and Bixia, who came off the bench, played a wonderful two-for-one cooperation. Bixia broke into the penalty area and scored from a small angle.
0:4!Inter Milan beheaded Turin in an away game, and the gentleman was so angry that he wailed for thousands of miles.
Many commentators shouted, "Bi Xia! It's Bi Xia again!" This is Bi Xia's first hat-trick!They patted the table and dragged their throats to recount Bixia's unbelievable performance after he transferred to Inter Milan, and gave them to Bixia with free praise.
The live broadcast screen switched back and forth between Bi Xia and the banner, and Bi Xia stood facing the direction of the banner, as if the insult on the banner didn't affect him at all.Seeing this scene, Turin fans scratched their heads and scratched their chests, bared their teeth and roared at Bixia, as if this would peel off the skin of Bixia's clothes and expose his cowardly and cowardly soul. Then they could point at Bixia's Laughing like a clown.
Bi Xia's faint smile truly managed not to be shocked by honor or disgrace.Later, countless documentaries mentioned Bi Xia's career, and they couldn't avoid the ordinary league match of Torino VS Inter Milan. Almost all commentators believed that this match was the first time Bi Xia became a superstar, that kind of explosive field. Unrivaled control.
The game is far from over here!
Torino made a mistake in cooperation, and Bixia caught the opportunity to dribble the ball all the way. On the way to the attack, he remembered Mourinho's dignified words in the locker room, "A great player must contribute more, whether it is competitive or Mentally. I think a player who is not cursed and hated by his opponent is not a good player. The humiliation on the court must be washed with goals, and there is nothing more worthy of celebration than letting the enemy's head be lowered."
Galloping against the wind, Bi Xia was like a dragon entering the sea, shaking the Turin defender dizzy and his legs knotted.Mourinho was also emotionally infected by Bixia's breakthrough. He walked back and forth along the sideline of the court, restraining himself not to become a donkey kicking around the sideline like physical coach Faria.
Bi Xia's goal attracted the highest decibel screams and applause from the fans.
This is Bi Xia. He used the talent given to him by the heavens to become a peerless knight on the football field.
The game continued, and the entire Turin team was beaten to the brink of collapse by Inter Milan. They didn't care about their face, and only prayed that time would pass quickly and the humiliating night would be over.Turin fans left silently because they couldn't bear the extremely miserable second half. When they left, they looked at the big screen. The visiting team scored a dazzling 5, and then looked at the bare duck eggs on the Torino score. They covered their injured hearts and cursed Inter Milan. These gangsters are so cruel!Too bad!woo woo woo woo...
The fans who were loyal to the stands put away the banners, how arrogant they were before, and how embarrassed they are now.If this banner is hung high, it is not Inter Milan's No. 16 who is humiliated, it is their Turin team. With a score of 0:5, they were laughing at these idiots!
In the next game, the Torino team restricted Bi Xia in an all-round way. Unfortunately, this pissed off the other Inter Milan players and treated them as dry food!Maicon's long pass was once again ferocious, and Zanetti headed his head. The beneficiary this time was Balotelli. He didn't wait for the ball to hit the ground and shot directly. Balotelli followed up with a whimsical knee shot into the net.
European commentators no longer care about who wins and who loses. They interact with the audience in front of the TV and bet how many blood holes Inter Milan will poke in Turin!
In the 88th minute, Bixia threw off the defense and received the ball, and the sober Turin collectively gasped from top to bottom.In the accompaniment of the weak "stop him stop him" in the live commentary, Bi Xia juggled three people in a row...
The referee on duty "forced" three whistles to end the game, and Inter Milan did not get the chance to rewrite the score again!
One by one, the Inter Milan players rushed towards Bi Xia from all around the court, eagerly harassing and molesting the most handsome man on the court.In the eyes of those who don't know the situation, these bandits behave like homosexuals who have been starving for most of their lives.When Bi Xia squeezed out from the crowd biting, dragging and kicking, he came to the side to breathe the fresh air, and his heart gradually calmed down.
Snapped!
Snapped!
clap clap clap!
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...
The stadium suddenly burst into warm applause, and Bixia's name echoed over the Olympic Stadium for a long time. Not only Inter fans, but Turin fans also stood up one after another to pay the highest respect to the enemy.After the game, the die-hard Turin fans said in an interview, "I really want to hang him when he scores! He is like a devil. Obviously I hate him, but in the end I have to say that I love him too." !” He struggled and expressed that this might be God’s punishment for him!
Amidst the thunderous applause, Bi Xia was dumbfounded, and his stupid and cute appearance was faithfully recorded by the camera, becoming one of the images that Bi Xia wanted to destroy most in the future.
Domestic commentators ridiculed Bixia for being like a frightened squirrel, puffing up his cheeks and hiding if something is wrong.
Because of his hat-trick, Bi Xia kept the ball for this game. Ibrahimovic saw Bi Xia kiss the dirty football, and he snorted, "I have a lot of them at home."
Bi Xia rolled his eyes, "It's not mine."
Ibrahimovic fell back in anger, in fact, he was a bit serious with Bi Xia.With 6 goals in three games, Bi Xia is firmly at the top of the scorer list. This result makes Ibrahimovic, the top scorer of Inter Milan in the last Serie A Golden Boot, feel a little uncomfortable!
But that's how it is on the court. Young players are like leeks that can't be harvested every day, and players who are obviously not old are forced to grow old by them.Ibrahimovic snatched Bixia's precious football and played him a trick. After he was satisfied, he secretly encouraged him. If he had a chance, he must let Bixia see how powerful Ibrahimovic is!
Bi Xia was made dumplings by several Chinese reporters before entering the player tunnel, and the microphones they extended almost fell into Bi Xia's mouth.
"May I ask how you got the hat-trick?"
"What do you think about the humiliation of the Torino team?"
"Do you have anything to say to domestic fans?"
"Excuse me……"
"I'm so happy that I can't speak! I can't say anything if I have an opinion! Thank you for your support!"
"Bi Xia, does your big four today have something to do with the Torino team?" Someone finally got to the point.
Bi Xia smiled at the female reporter who asked the question. The female reporter was so fascinated by his handsome appearance that her eyes went blank, and the female fans in front of the TV took out tissues to cover their noses.
"In order to repay the reminder of the Turin fans, I decided to tell them the facts that the goals of the Turin team are more likely to be blown!"
What a killing intent!The reporters took a step back, allowing a wide distance.
Then put his hands together, Bi Xia blinked his eyes playfully, "However, I am very touched by the fans of the Torino team who have never left the team for decades. Like the fans, no matter heaven or hell, support me as always."
Mourinho did not let Bi Xia, who was the best player in the game, accompany him to the press conference, but ordered Balotelli, who also scored and performed.Mourinho was terrified by Bi Xia's monstrous performance. Although he was optimistic about Bi Xia, he did not expect Bi Xia's rise to be so fast.Mu Xiu was destroyed by Lin Feng, and Mourinho temporarily decided to let Balotelli, an equally outstanding teenager, share some of the limelight with Bi Xia.
At the press conference, the reporters really grabbed the banners of the Turin fans. Mourinho shrugged indifferently, "This is a challenge that every player will encounter. Some people love you and some hate you. It's that simple! I can understand the mentality of Lingling fans, they love the Turin team, but Bixia is so good, defeating their delusion of victory. Some things are understandable but must not be condoned."
When did Mourinho become so talkative?
Mourinho's generosity won the gratitude of the Turin coach.
The head coach of Turin accepted the defeat of his team frankly. After all, the distance between them and the defending champion was too great. He praised Bixia desperately and said, "Inter Milan deserves to be the Serie A champion. Their tolerance is moving. "
The last sentence made the teeth of countless reporters sour. They glanced at Mourinho. Under the flashing spotlight, he raised the corners of his mouth and smiled "evilly", revealing two small dimples.
The reporters shuddered in unison, it was too... too scary!Whether it's the cunning and insidious Mourinho, or the Turin team whose eyes are covered with shit!
Since the start of the game, the media and experts have been holding on to Mourinho's 4-3-3, and the temporary change with the Turin team made the reporters smell a little blood, and then entangled in tactical issues.They set tricky traps one after another, obliquely making Mourinho admit that he is not as good as Mancini
“4-3-3还是4-4-2?最重要的东西是我的哲学,而不是战术系统或者其它东西。”穆里尼奥的答案晦涩不清,再次成功糊弄了记者们的智商。最后穆里尼奥推出巴洛特利,堵住了记者们追问毕夏的嘴。
"Your mouths are looser than prostitutes' belts. I don't want your mouths to show anything, otherwise I'm worried that next time Bi Xia will face more than just banners."
If it weren't for the media's catching up on Materazzi's jokes and hyping up Materazzi's jokes, the fans of the Turin team would not be able to come up with such a creative banner even if they wanted to use their brains.
Nima's demeanor!Nima's tolerance!The reporters gave Mourinho the middle finger in their hearts!
Although Bixia and Mourinho did not criticize the Turin fans, the Madrid media quit. They jumped out to fight for Bixia. It seems that it is not just the players who have a fledgling complex. "Marca" and "Ace" are reluctant to part with the young eagles who run away from Castile, and they pay attention to their every move all the time. There are endless love and unexplained sorrow between the lines, which makes Real Madrid feel like a fight The mallet of the mandarin ducks flew away, forcing them to separate from the little eagles.Catalonia's "Mundo Deportivo" put a group photo of Puyol, Xavi and Messi's old, middle-aged and young players to show their affection, and by the way complained about the sweet troubles of countless little lovers crying and shouting to post.
Maca & Aspen: Sluts are hypocritical!
When Guti was doing the program, he told melancholy that the little Guti was ridiculed, excluded and attacked because of his beautiful appearance. Unexpectedly, the cute little Bixia has followed in his footsteps.Guti said that his heart immediately dropped. With red eyes, he called on the program not to discriminate against good-looking players. They also have the right to the ball!
Countless fans who fell under Guti's shorts were like roosters who had been beaten with chicken blood, ran to Turin's official website and smashed bricks, and scolded their players like cigarettes and farts that have been stuffed together for a long time.
Raul had to do public relations in addition to beating Guti all over his head. He told the media that Bixia was Guti's most beloved junior, and Guti cared about it, but he had no intention of provocation.The Turin club was already guilty of the fans' insult to Bixia. They took advantage of Raul's words to retreat and responded to the attacks of hostile fans with self-deprecation: We should be fresh stinky farts and fragrant cigarettes.
After Raul successfully resolved the diplomatic crisis of Real Madrid, he turned around and pulled Guti into a private dark room and beat him all night. How could this 30-year-old man be so troublesome!On the second day, Cassie felt that Guti's walking posture was particularly awkward, swaying, and his buttocks were twisted very badly. He and Ramos thought that the deputy team was too useless, and he would squat his buttocks when he was so big!
Messi cut out the gaps in each newspaper clearly, and after reading it, he was annoyed that these reporters didn't understand Bi Xia, how could a monster like him be affected by a few words.But in order to prevent some people in Real Madrid from being beautiful in front of Bi Xia, Messi stepped in temporarily, and described the experience of being attacked by the opponent's fans with ginseng as a nightmare. Concerned about the height issue God horse.
Mata thinks Messi is so stupid trying to appear majestic, don't think he doesn't know his little thoughts.Messi's stickiness with Bi Xia was so disgusting to him that he even had to go to the bathroom together.It doesn't matter that the dwarf looks like a girl (Messi was a pretty girl when he was a child), and he can learn from other people in doing things!It's so cheap and annoying!
Valencia went to challenge Barcelona in an away game, and when Mata and Messi saw each other, there was thunder and lightning!It's a pity that Mata is only 1cm taller than Messi, and he is not as tall as Bi Xia. Looking down on Messi, Messi's aura is completely blown out.Valencia is like a weak woman who has no power to fight back. Facing Barcelona's tyrannical plunder, she can only surrender.Mata, whose nose was bruised and face swollen from the beating, arrogantly said, "I will definitely come back!"
The tabloid reporter noticed the sparks flying between Mata and Messi, and with a swipe of a pen, a pot of dog blood was spilled, describing the two as holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes, but they were speechless.
Reporters with good deeds took tabloids to ask Messi and Mata what they thought of each other, and they tacitly gave each other a word.
roll!
The author has something to say: 1. After retiring, Messi saw that Bi Xia was always smoking, so he asked Bi Xia to quit smoking
Bi Xia said sadly: "I am the single biography of my family, but I fell in love with a man"
Messi asked: "What does this have to do with you quitting smoking?"
Bi Xia: "So I can only continue the incense in this way"
2. One day, someone texted Bi Xia.
"I want to get married."
"You decide the time."
"Not with you."
After waiting for a long time, these four words were stuck in the phone and never sent out.
Countless Chinese fans saw that Bi Xia was humiliated, their blood pressure soared, they were full of swearing, they were so angry that they punched through the notebook.After reacting, the fans held the fragments and wanted to cry.
Bi Xia set foot on the Olympic Stadium again, and the cheers created by the Inter Milan fan lineup completely covered up the cheers of the Turin fans who were dozens of times more than them!Bi Xia waved towards the Inter Milan stands, and Mourinho also walked out of the coaching bench, raised his palms up, and directed the Inter Milan fans to cheer for the team!
In the second half, Inter Milan was like an enraged beast, biting every weakness of Turin and not letting go. Inter Milan's offense was disorderly, chaotic and ferocious, but the Torino team would play worse as soon as they touched the ball. Under the interference of the team, the Turin team stumbled on the court, and ten players suddenly became unable to even walk.The menacing Inter Milan completely killed the game in less than 10 minutes of the second half. Maicon received Bixia's free kick and scored a lucky goal in the scuffle in front of the goal.Balotelli and Bixia, who came off the bench, played a wonderful two-for-one cooperation. Bixia broke into the penalty area and scored from a small angle.
0:4!Inter Milan beheaded Turin in an away game, and the gentleman was so angry that he wailed for thousands of miles.
Many commentators shouted, "Bi Xia! It's Bi Xia again!" This is Bi Xia's first hat-trick!They patted the table and dragged their throats to recount Bixia's unbelievable performance after he transferred to Inter Milan, and gave them to Bixia with free praise.
The live broadcast screen switched back and forth between Bi Xia and the banner, and Bi Xia stood facing the direction of the banner, as if the insult on the banner didn't affect him at all.Seeing this scene, Turin fans scratched their heads and scratched their chests, bared their teeth and roared at Bixia, as if this would peel off the skin of Bixia's clothes and expose his cowardly and cowardly soul. Then they could point at Bixia's Laughing like a clown.
Bi Xia's faint smile truly managed not to be shocked by honor or disgrace.Later, countless documentaries mentioned Bi Xia's career, and they couldn't avoid the ordinary league match of Torino VS Inter Milan. Almost all commentators believed that this match was the first time Bi Xia became a superstar, that kind of explosive field. Unrivaled control.
The game is far from over here!
Torino made a mistake in cooperation, and Bixia caught the opportunity to dribble the ball all the way. On the way to the attack, he remembered Mourinho's dignified words in the locker room, "A great player must contribute more, whether it is competitive or Mentally. I think a player who is not cursed and hated by his opponent is not a good player. The humiliation on the court must be washed with goals, and there is nothing more worthy of celebration than letting the enemy's head be lowered."
Galloping against the wind, Bi Xia was like a dragon entering the sea, shaking the Turin defender dizzy and his legs knotted.Mourinho was also emotionally infected by Bixia's breakthrough. He walked back and forth along the sideline of the court, restraining himself not to become a donkey kicking around the sideline like physical coach Faria.
Bi Xia's goal attracted the highest decibel screams and applause from the fans.
This is Bi Xia. He used the talent given to him by the heavens to become a peerless knight on the football field.
The game continued, and the entire Turin team was beaten to the brink of collapse by Inter Milan. They didn't care about their face, and only prayed that time would pass quickly and the humiliating night would be over.Turin fans left silently because they couldn't bear the extremely miserable second half. When they left, they looked at the big screen. The visiting team scored a dazzling 5, and then looked at the bare duck eggs on the Torino score. They covered their injured hearts and cursed Inter Milan. These gangsters are so cruel!Too bad!woo woo woo woo...
The fans who were loyal to the stands put away the banners, how arrogant they were before, and how embarrassed they are now.If this banner is hung high, it is not Inter Milan's No. 16 who is humiliated, it is their Turin team. With a score of 0:5, they were laughing at these idiots!
In the next game, the Torino team restricted Bi Xia in an all-round way. Unfortunately, this pissed off the other Inter Milan players and treated them as dry food!Maicon's long pass was once again ferocious, and Zanetti headed his head. The beneficiary this time was Balotelli. He didn't wait for the ball to hit the ground and shot directly. Balotelli followed up with a whimsical knee shot into the net.
European commentators no longer care about who wins and who loses. They interact with the audience in front of the TV and bet how many blood holes Inter Milan will poke in Turin!
In the 88th minute, Bixia threw off the defense and received the ball, and the sober Turin collectively gasped from top to bottom.In the accompaniment of the weak "stop him stop him" in the live commentary, Bi Xia juggled three people in a row...
The referee on duty "forced" three whistles to end the game, and Inter Milan did not get the chance to rewrite the score again!
One by one, the Inter Milan players rushed towards Bi Xia from all around the court, eagerly harassing and molesting the most handsome man on the court.In the eyes of those who don't know the situation, these bandits behave like homosexuals who have been starving for most of their lives.When Bi Xia squeezed out from the crowd biting, dragging and kicking, he came to the side to breathe the fresh air, and his heart gradually calmed down.
Snapped!
Snapped!
clap clap clap!
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...
The stadium suddenly burst into warm applause, and Bixia's name echoed over the Olympic Stadium for a long time. Not only Inter fans, but Turin fans also stood up one after another to pay the highest respect to the enemy.After the game, the die-hard Turin fans said in an interview, "I really want to hang him when he scores! He is like a devil. Obviously I hate him, but in the end I have to say that I love him too." !” He struggled and expressed that this might be God’s punishment for him!
Amidst the thunderous applause, Bi Xia was dumbfounded, and his stupid and cute appearance was faithfully recorded by the camera, becoming one of the images that Bi Xia wanted to destroy most in the future.
Domestic commentators ridiculed Bixia for being like a frightened squirrel, puffing up his cheeks and hiding if something is wrong.
Because of his hat-trick, Bi Xia kept the ball for this game. Ibrahimovic saw Bi Xia kiss the dirty football, and he snorted, "I have a lot of them at home."
Bi Xia rolled his eyes, "It's not mine."
Ibrahimovic fell back in anger, in fact, he was a bit serious with Bi Xia.With 6 goals in three games, Bi Xia is firmly at the top of the scorer list. This result makes Ibrahimovic, the top scorer of Inter Milan in the last Serie A Golden Boot, feel a little uncomfortable!
But that's how it is on the court. Young players are like leeks that can't be harvested every day, and players who are obviously not old are forced to grow old by them.Ibrahimovic snatched Bixia's precious football and played him a trick. After he was satisfied, he secretly encouraged him. If he had a chance, he must let Bixia see how powerful Ibrahimovic is!
Bi Xia was made dumplings by several Chinese reporters before entering the player tunnel, and the microphones they extended almost fell into Bi Xia's mouth.
"May I ask how you got the hat-trick?"
"What do you think about the humiliation of the Torino team?"
"Do you have anything to say to domestic fans?"
"Excuse me……"
"I'm so happy that I can't speak! I can't say anything if I have an opinion! Thank you for your support!"
"Bi Xia, does your big four today have something to do with the Torino team?" Someone finally got to the point.
Bi Xia smiled at the female reporter who asked the question. The female reporter was so fascinated by his handsome appearance that her eyes went blank, and the female fans in front of the TV took out tissues to cover their noses.
"In order to repay the reminder of the Turin fans, I decided to tell them the facts that the goals of the Turin team are more likely to be blown!"
What a killing intent!The reporters took a step back, allowing a wide distance.
Then put his hands together, Bi Xia blinked his eyes playfully, "However, I am very touched by the fans of the Torino team who have never left the team for decades. Like the fans, no matter heaven or hell, support me as always."
Mourinho did not let Bi Xia, who was the best player in the game, accompany him to the press conference, but ordered Balotelli, who also scored and performed.Mourinho was terrified by Bi Xia's monstrous performance. Although he was optimistic about Bi Xia, he did not expect Bi Xia's rise to be so fast.Mu Xiu was destroyed by Lin Feng, and Mourinho temporarily decided to let Balotelli, an equally outstanding teenager, share some of the limelight with Bi Xia.
At the press conference, the reporters really grabbed the banners of the Turin fans. Mourinho shrugged indifferently, "This is a challenge that every player will encounter. Some people love you and some hate you. It's that simple! I can understand the mentality of Lingling fans, they love the Turin team, but Bixia is so good, defeating their delusion of victory. Some things are understandable but must not be condoned."
When did Mourinho become so talkative?
Mourinho's generosity won the gratitude of the Turin coach.
The head coach of Turin accepted the defeat of his team frankly. After all, the distance between them and the defending champion was too great. He praised Bixia desperately and said, "Inter Milan deserves to be the Serie A champion. Their tolerance is moving. "
The last sentence made the teeth of countless reporters sour. They glanced at Mourinho. Under the flashing spotlight, he raised the corners of his mouth and smiled "evilly", revealing two small dimples.
The reporters shuddered in unison, it was too... too scary!Whether it's the cunning and insidious Mourinho, or the Turin team whose eyes are covered with shit!
Since the start of the game, the media and experts have been holding on to Mourinho's 4-3-3, and the temporary change with the Turin team made the reporters smell a little blood, and then entangled in tactical issues.They set tricky traps one after another, obliquely making Mourinho admit that he is not as good as Mancini
“4-3-3还是4-4-2?最重要的东西是我的哲学,而不是战术系统或者其它东西。”穆里尼奥的答案晦涩不清,再次成功糊弄了记者们的智商。最后穆里尼奥推出巴洛特利,堵住了记者们追问毕夏的嘴。
"Your mouths are looser than prostitutes' belts. I don't want your mouths to show anything, otherwise I'm worried that next time Bi Xia will face more than just banners."
If it weren't for the media's catching up on Materazzi's jokes and hyping up Materazzi's jokes, the fans of the Turin team would not be able to come up with such a creative banner even if they wanted to use their brains.
Nima's demeanor!Nima's tolerance!The reporters gave Mourinho the middle finger in their hearts!
Although Bixia and Mourinho did not criticize the Turin fans, the Madrid media quit. They jumped out to fight for Bixia. It seems that it is not just the players who have a fledgling complex. "Marca" and "Ace" are reluctant to part with the young eagles who run away from Castile, and they pay attention to their every move all the time. There are endless love and unexplained sorrow between the lines, which makes Real Madrid feel like a fight The mallet of the mandarin ducks flew away, forcing them to separate from the little eagles.Catalonia's "Mundo Deportivo" put a group photo of Puyol, Xavi and Messi's old, middle-aged and young players to show their affection, and by the way complained about the sweet troubles of countless little lovers crying and shouting to post.
Maca & Aspen: Sluts are hypocritical!
When Guti was doing the program, he told melancholy that the little Guti was ridiculed, excluded and attacked because of his beautiful appearance. Unexpectedly, the cute little Bixia has followed in his footsteps.Guti said that his heart immediately dropped. With red eyes, he called on the program not to discriminate against good-looking players. They also have the right to the ball!
Countless fans who fell under Guti's shorts were like roosters who had been beaten with chicken blood, ran to Turin's official website and smashed bricks, and scolded their players like cigarettes and farts that have been stuffed together for a long time.
Raul had to do public relations in addition to beating Guti all over his head. He told the media that Bixia was Guti's most beloved junior, and Guti cared about it, but he had no intention of provocation.The Turin club was already guilty of the fans' insult to Bixia. They took advantage of Raul's words to retreat and responded to the attacks of hostile fans with self-deprecation: We should be fresh stinky farts and fragrant cigarettes.
After Raul successfully resolved the diplomatic crisis of Real Madrid, he turned around and pulled Guti into a private dark room and beat him all night. How could this 30-year-old man be so troublesome!On the second day, Cassie felt that Guti's walking posture was particularly awkward, swaying, and his buttocks were twisted very badly. He and Ramos thought that the deputy team was too useless, and he would squat his buttocks when he was so big!
Messi cut out the gaps in each newspaper clearly, and after reading it, he was annoyed that these reporters didn't understand Bi Xia, how could a monster like him be affected by a few words.But in order to prevent some people in Real Madrid from being beautiful in front of Bi Xia, Messi stepped in temporarily, and described the experience of being attacked by the opponent's fans with ginseng as a nightmare. Concerned about the height issue God horse.
Mata thinks Messi is so stupid trying to appear majestic, don't think he doesn't know his little thoughts.Messi's stickiness with Bi Xia was so disgusting to him that he even had to go to the bathroom together.It doesn't matter that the dwarf looks like a girl (Messi was a pretty girl when he was a child), and he can learn from other people in doing things!It's so cheap and annoying!
Valencia went to challenge Barcelona in an away game, and when Mata and Messi saw each other, there was thunder and lightning!It's a pity that Mata is only 1cm taller than Messi, and he is not as tall as Bi Xia. Looking down on Messi, Messi's aura is completely blown out.Valencia is like a weak woman who has no power to fight back. Facing Barcelona's tyrannical plunder, she can only surrender.Mata, whose nose was bruised and face swollen from the beating, arrogantly said, "I will definitely come back!"
The tabloid reporter noticed the sparks flying between Mata and Messi, and with a swipe of a pen, a pot of dog blood was spilled, describing the two as holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes, but they were speechless.
Reporters with good deeds took tabloids to ask Messi and Mata what they thought of each other, and they tacitly gave each other a word.
roll!
The author has something to say: 1. After retiring, Messi saw that Bi Xia was always smoking, so he asked Bi Xia to quit smoking
Bi Xia said sadly: "I am the single biography of my family, but I fell in love with a man"
Messi asked: "What does this have to do with you quitting smoking?"
Bi Xia: "So I can only continue the incense in this way"
2. One day, someone texted Bi Xia.
"I want to get married."
"You decide the time."
"Not with you."
After waiting for a long time, these four words were stuck in the phone and never sent out.
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