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Bi Xia's crying nose was magnified in the screenshot, and his wrinkled and tearful face swept the media overwhelmingly, impacting the fans' aesthetic taste.The female fans who had just yelled to give Bi Xia a monkey and the male fans who howled to be broken by Bi Xia immediately stopped, changed their previous love and desperation, and laughed at Bi Xia for being like a child who didn't grow up, and returned the beans when they were wronged find dad.

Bi Xia Xianglin's sister-in-law explained to the fans, "Sweat accidentally flowed into the eyes, and the physiological saline was so irritating."

Messi gloated and watched Bi Xia make a fool of himself, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore.Before the King's Cup final, h&m released Bi Xia's latest endorsement advertisement, not to mention Bi Xia's outstanding skills and unlimited potential, even if it is just a small still photo, his handsome silhouette and charming electric eyes can instantly conquer you, This makes him a well-deserved fashion favourite. H&M felt that Bi Xia perfectly interpreted the concept of the brand, and sent this handsome football player to Times Square in New York for friends all over the world to lick their screens.

Bi Xia's twitter has gained tens of thousands of fans in an hour, Messi secretly used his password to log in, and a bunch of pictures of big breasts popped up in the private message, begging to hook up, all kinds of love shows that don't want to last forever, but only to have overnight The publicity and the nakedness made Messi blush.

Bi Xia was surfing the forum, and it happened that someone was asking what it feels like to be murderous. When the netizen replied that your mother called your full name, Bi Xia silently went upstairs: I also need to add your wife.With a murderous look behind him, he still had the desire to tease others.

"Bi! Xia!" Messi shouted half threatening and half mocking.

There were only three things, Messi yelled for the third time, Bi Xia put down his phone and ran to Messi.He saw the photo from the private message, took the pad from Messi, clicked to enlarge it, "...this is disgusting, fake face, fake breasts and fake ass. Damn, this is on point!" Sharing with him, fingers still draw a circle on the full and lovely chest.

Without noticing for a while, Bi Xia's two ears fell.

"Aw! Be gentle..." It was useless to be soft, Mei Xi ruthlessly tore Bi Xia's ears into donkey ears, forcing him to choke his intestines into shit.

After Bi Xia escaped from Messi's hands, he stood in front of the mirror and scratched his ears. The red was so transparent that it seemed to be really big, and there was a sense of stupidity in his head.

Bi Xia groaned to Messi, "If you ruin my face, Fazeli will kill you." Every year in the football world, there are geniuses, but because of the good looks from his parents, Bi Xia has always been favored by advertisers , the agent Fazeli is very concerned about his face, and believes that appearance is justice, "Look at Kaka, if he grows like Pepe, the fans can only raise their hands when they are sold by Real Madrid. How can there be so many opinions? of."

"But someone is an exception." Bixia relayed Fazeli's words, and did not forget to pour sweet soup on Messi, "You are a ball fairy, even if you look like a lump of squashed shit, which Barcelona? If you dare to betray you, the fans will tear them apart and dare not be human in the next life."

Messi was pricking up his ears and waiting for Bixia to boast something nice, and he was waiting pitifully for such a bad adjective.

Unconsciously, Bi Xiayou cast a look at Messi to ask for credit, Messi jumped on his back and pressed his whole body weight down, and put his hands on Bi Xia's neck, "Wow! I am that in your heart !"

Bi Xia put Messi's buttocks in his hands and carried him around in circles, saying one thing after another, "Artistic processing, understand?" Feeling the hand on his neck getting tighter, he raised his head and leaned back, pressing his forehead against Messi chin, "If you do that, I just can't change what to eat..."

Bi Xia was completely moved by his love words, Messi had a black line on his head, slowly buried his face in his shoulder, and gave Bi Xia a mouthful.

Still excited!Bi Xia grabbed Messi's butt, pinched and rubbed it, and wanted to ride on his neck to shit and pee when he gave him a good face. This person can't get used to it.

The close relationship between Bi Xia and Messi has long aroused the doubts of Messi's parents. Messi's father and mother muttered, what did you eat, what are you doing? You hang up for half an hour first.

"If it wasn't for Bi Xia being a boy, I would really think that our Messi is enlightened." Messi's parents always thought it was a bit weird, but the traditional two people have limited brains, and they would never think that their son was in the house if they were killed. He was snatched away by the pervert next door under his nose.

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After making a comeback and entering the Champions League final, the Spanish media felt the bloodiness that Barcelona lacked from Real Madrid. Abandoning Barcelona and Real Madrid were playing fiercely, and there was only a bed next to the dry fire.

The aristocratic fans were elated, seeing that other wealthy fans could finally shake their calves, "Ten crowns! Ten crowns!"

As for Shiliu Lang and Koshiro, the noble fans waved their hands and said that it is all in the past, and they have the feeling of going back and counting their own Champions League.

Once they turn around, Real Madrid will inevitably succeed as a villain, showing off their rights to the Champions League final like an upstart.After crossing the hurdle of the semi-finals, Real Madrid's momentum was like a rainbow, ignoring Bayern, which has reached the Champions League final three times in four years, and the media also helped prove that Bayern has no chance of winning the championship.Bayern, who was brought forward in Sanya, had one Buddha out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, calling for the first Bundesliga triple crown at Wembley.Real Madrid and Bayern are like red-eyed pit bulls, planing their hooves and showing their horns to fight for blood.

Real Madrid raised their hands and called a timeout, adjusted the direction of the bayonet, first killed Atletico Madrid and won the Copa del Rey, and then slowly solved Bayern.

Atlético Madrid fans know that winning Real Madrid at the Bernabéu is just a dream, and they can't help with things in the arena, so in the stands stood a huge poster of underwear taken by Bixia's ex-girlfriend, singing that Bixia is a turtle with a green head Hairy eggs did not grow.

Atlético Madrid fans were talking about themselves for a long time, but they felt Real Madrid's contempt from the starting roster. The object of their provocation, Bi Xia, was sitting on the bench with his legs crossed, joking with others, holding a large bag of snacks in his arms.That laid-back look is the biggest stimulus to Atletico Madrid.

What you regard as an opponent is reluctant to give you a straight look.This realization is very heartbreaking.

For the Champions League final, Mourinho removed Bixia's trump card. He also has Ronaldo, Benzema, and Higuain. The thickness of Real Madrid's bench is worthy of his noble name.

Atletico Madrid came up to learn how to siege with mad dogs. Real Madrid hadn't entered the state yet, so they responded hastily.Atletico Madrid relied on a large and high-density forward press to grab the ball, making it impossible for Real Madrid to organize an attack quickly after gaining the ball.But this style of play is very exhausting. What's worse is that Atletico Madrid did not score during the effective suppression period, and Real Madrid, who was slowed down, gradually grasped the rhythm of the game.

Ozil was completely frozen by the opponent in the first half, but he was the first Real Madrid player to recover after 45 minutes, frequently feeding the forward line.

Mourinho saw that the frontcourt attack was active, took a reassurance, turned around and asked Bi Xia for a snack, and Bi Xia fed it directly to his mouth.At this time, Ozil also made a cake and personally brought it to Ronaldo's mouth. Ronaldo opened his mouth and took a bite of a beautiful cake, breaking the door easily.

The defense line that Mourinho had robbed for three seasons was rarely online once. Atletico Madrid played in their own half, while Real Madrid relied on a stable defensive order and resolutely refused to give the opponent room to attack in depth.

"Stable!"

Ronaldo scored twice to win the 2012-2013 Copa del Rey for Real Madrid.

Whether it is the players or the fans, they know that it is not time to celebrate. They suppressed their presumptuous emotions at the Bernabeu and counted down the days to the tenth crown.

After the game, Bi Xia was asked to talk about the humiliation he received from Atletico Madrid fans.

"Men's incompetence will make women charge forward." His words were so clear that Mourinho really passed on, and Atletico Madrid fans were disgraced.

Here Real Madrid won the Copa del Rey without any risk, and Barcelona received the league championship ahead of schedule. If it weren't for Real Madrid's Champions League final, Barcelona might have the upper hand this season.It is also because of this that the Catalan media can't be proud. Once Real Madrid loses Wembley, they will be the first to make trouble.

After the finals of the major league games, the media from all over the world poured into the UK, and the flashlights were aimed at London. The final focus of European football this season is the Champions League final.

On the day of the final, Mourinho put on the long-lost shirt and suit. Bi Xia missed it for a moment. The chicness of Mr. in a black suit and blue and black striped tie was unforgettable.

But Bi Xia had to admit sadly that Mourinho is getting old. In the past, his husband would secretly dye his black hair with oil. In the third season of Real Madrid, those who love to be ugly will wear white hair and wear sportswear at will. Let the reporter take pictures of his fat body and protruding belly.

Mourinho opened his suit, and the two buttons on his shirt were not buttoned properly. Bixia saw that he had buttoned up the husband, and couldn't help but patted his stomach, "Let's button up the suit." This stomach is really unbearable read.

Mourinho rewarded Bi Xia with a few chestnuts, "I will tell your mistress that you molested her husband."

Bi Xia looked down, rolled his eyes in disgust, "I'm disrespectful." Sitting with my husband in the last row of the bus, "Sir, you really should lose weight, your stomach looks like you're 5 or 6 months pregnant." Bi Xia Joyful death, "Don't stay up all night from now on, you're old enough to obey. Oops!...don't hit me, wait for me to finish speaking..." Bi Xia rubbed the back of his head, "don't be indifferent to the players from now on Just put on a bad face and talk like you are holding a knife, which means I know you have a dark face and a soft heart, otherwise I would have been scared away by you."

"Also, don't be so heart-wrenching to the players, white-eyed wolves are used to it."

"Faithful words are harsh to the ears. In fact, I think this sentence is more of a warning to those who say it."

"... Most importantly, don't treat other players better than me. Otherwise... I will be sad..."

Mourinho smiled, "You're still talking endlessly, it's not like you haven't seen each other."

"But you're not going back to Madrid with me..."

Tonight is the last time the white crowd saw Mourinho in a suit and leather shoes standing beside the Real Madrid coaching bench and commanding passionately.Mourinho's power from the bottom of his heart is very contagious. At this moment, all the old fans of Madman know that the magic bird is still young, and the passion of the year is still there!

The Bayern fans yelled "Kneeling Birds", seeming to be crazier than Zhao Ritian and more proud than Long Aotian, but in fact they are a bit underestimated by Mourinho and Bi Xia, the master-student combination.They led Inter Milan to trample Bayern's Triple Crown Albert into shit three years ago, and led the White Knights to make a comeback three years later, once again eyeing Bayern's Triple Crown.

Compared with the grand opening and closing of the Champions League semi-finals, the final was boring and sleepy. The players on both sides were cautious, waiting for the opponent to make mistakes first.However, it is estimated that Bayern's feng shui has really gone wrong. Three finals in four years is a demonstration of strength, but they missed the Big Ears Cup all three times.

Bi Xiaqie entered in front of Bayern, and in the chaos of not knowing who was who, Ronaldo, who came to support, made Bayern an own goal. After Ronaldo jumped into the Bayern net with an own goal, he innocently jumped to Bi Xia and raised his hand. Bi Xia had long forgotten to note to Ronaldo that he was a white-eyed wolf, and raised his hand to fight him.

The charm of big ears is comparable to that of Mary Sue. After breaking up for n days, Bi Xia and C, inspired by its holy brilliance, ran dizzy and reconciled by high-five.

"Invincibility is history, and Real Madrid is going to step on the Bundesliga to ascend to the throne!"

Bixia felt that a ball was not safe, so he cooperated with Ozil in a tricky way. Benzema and Ronaldo were like two sharp knives in front of Bayern's goal.It can stop this but not that. The Real Madrid quartet is like a dream, and the adrenaline of the fans is soaring quickly. They just want to wave their arms and cheer for the white knights.

Bayern's Champions League was once again crushed by Bi Xia.

"For Bi Xia, who is constantly seeking self-breakthrough, as long as there are no injuries, it is only a matter of time before the record is rewritten." The commentators praised Mei without hesitation.

Bi Xia was so pressed by his teammates that his liver almost shifted. He scolded and pushed away those who were leaning on him, "Scroll! I'm about to die."

Shaking off the team members who had gone mad, Bi Xia raised his hands, raised his index finger and ran towards the stand where Messi was.This is Messi's most commonly used celebration posture. Bixia gave this goal to Messi: Thank you for loving me!

Messi will appear in the Wembley stands, and European commentators will praise him for his generosity. No matter who wins the championship, Real Madrid and Bayern will be a blow to Barcelona.Some people also joked that Messi is training his heart for the 14 World Cup. His performance in Argentina is not worthy of the title of world champion. This is to get used to others holding the cup in front of his eyes in advance.

Bi Xia found Messi at a glance, regardless of whether he saw it or not, he blinked and flew in like a bug.

Messi's eyesight is not that good, so he couldn't catch Bi Xia's winks, but seeing Bi Xia's celebration, he suddenly realized how stupid he was before.This celebration has no characteristics, and it doesn't look like it is exclusive to Messi.

Messi looked at Bixia under the spotlight, and was very conflicted. He wanted to hide this man from others, but also wanted to declare to the world: this excellent man is his!

After the final whistle, the audience cheered Mourinho's name.Mourinho also seemed to be really moved, he raised his head high, tears flashing.The camera captured this scene, people saw a man who gave his heart and soul to the team, and he did not hesitate to give anything to win.Such tenacity and warmth are enough to move the whole world.

Before the award ceremony, Mourinho was thrown high by the Real Madrid players. The moment they caught him, the players said to him: "Sorry, my boss."

Mourinho forgave them and smiled at his players like children, but for him who was discouraged to leave, the touch and tears at this moment were worth recalling repeatedly, but not enough to make him change his mind.

Guti took out the prepared cloak and imitated the movements of the matador. He first took three steps to the right, put the cloak on, then took three steps to the left, put the cloak on, and finally flung the cloak behind him chicly, waving to all the fans.Guti's action is reminiscent of the classic bullfight dance after the former team spirit Raul won the championship.And holding up the big ear cup, he kissed the appearance of the trophy curve, let people see the power of piety again!

Real Madrid, did you see that?

In order to defend your glory, white knights have fallen generation after generation.Regardless of whether it is love or hate, no regrets or resentment, the belief of halamadrid has been passed down to this day and is imprinted in the soul of Castile.

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A repeat of the parting three years ago, Mourinho did not return to Madrid, but stayed in the UK directly.The hearts of Inter Milan fans have been comforted. It is their regret that Mourinho missed the Triple Crown celebration.Seeing that he is also absent from Real Madrid's Ten Crowns celebration now, my heart is finally balanced.

Chelsea fans heard the news and immediately maxed out the official website, asking if the most special one is going to return to the Blue Bridge!When the broken car was bound to win against Mourinho, the Red Devils coach Ferguson announced his retirement. The new coach Mourinho received the highest votes and the lowest odds.

Chelsea fans exploded!

Dare to rob people!Open the front bar!

The first to lead three different clubs to win the Champions League, Mourinho's achievements are enough to stand out in the Hall of Fame and become an unavoidable benchmark for coaches.

In the summer of 2013, Mourinho became the sweet pastry looted by the major European giants. In addition to Chelsea and Manchester United, Manchester City and Paris, who are not short of money, also took the initiative to wade into the troubled water: that is the champion coach!Brush the plug-in of the Champions League!

Mourinho's next home is in doubt, and Real Madrid's new coach was put in place very quickly-Ancelotti, also a world-renowned champion coach, also failed to resist the temptation to conquer the Bernabeu.

Real Madrid held a press conference on the new coach with great fanfare, and Bi Xia hid in Messi's house as nothing to do with himself.

Messi was cooking in the kitchen, and Bi Xia stood behind him maliciously, playing with his hands in his pants.But this makes Messi something inconvenient.

Macy got angry, "I'm cooking, don't do that."

Bi Xiaduo was obedient, as soon as he heard that Messi disagreed, he immediately took out his hand, and then sighed in his ear, the poor one seemed to be abandoned by Messi.

Messi was made guilty by Bi Xia, endured his shame and took the initiative to pick up his hand and put it in his pants.

Bi Xia took an earphone and stuffed it into Messi's ear to let him listen to the beatdrop. The rhythm was so strong that people couldn't help but swing, and the singer's voice was full of anger.

Messi was fascinated by what he was listening to, Bi Xia suddenly pulled out his earphones, licked his earlobe, and answered the next line of lyrics, which was so sexy that it suffocated, "...letitinyourbody..."

A surge of electric current surged up, Messi's legs trembled softly, his scalp was numb with palpitations, and suddenly stiffened by Bi Xia's breath.

Turning her head, she kissed Bi Xia deeply.

"What are you doing!" Messi's father roared outside the door.