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After Real Madrid was tied 1:1 by Manchester United at home, their chances of advancing are slim. No team is [-]% sure to draw at Old Trafford.

Many people are saying that Real Madrid's season is over, the league is hopeless, the Copa del Rey and the Champions League are 1:1 at home, the Nou Camp and Old Trafford will surely become the graveyard of Real Madrid, and Mourinho is in Real Madrid The road to coaching has also come to an end.

The media are counting down the time for Mourinho to leave get out of class, and betting on Real Madrid's next coach at the opening.

The anti-Mu faction has temporarily gained an overwhelming advantage, but Ronaldo and the others are not happy. The Real Madrid bosses are not satisfied with dominating the main force and waiting to die. Their desire for the championship is deeply rooted in their bones.Getting rid of Mourinho is not the goal, and the victory in the locker room struggle is not worth the blow of all the four.Although the Real Madrid bosses have their own interests and calculations, they are all first-line stars with professionalism and leverage. When the team faced the embarrassing situation of being out of the Champions League, they stopped instead and temporarily shook hands with Mourinho.

"Hey, does this count as sharing weal and woe, being rich and powerful?" Bi Xia called Messi to complain.

Messi chested out, "Barcelona is not like this, we have always been good."

Bi Xia sneered, "How did Meng Er end up, how did Ronaldinho get out!" If money is used to measure human kindness, Barcelona is really not as good as Real Madrid, at least they won't fool the youth players into returning.

Messi kept silent. When Bi Xia scolded Real Madrid, he should not go along with it, or he would choke to death with his words.What's more, the next day they will fight for the right to qualify for the Copa del Rey at Camp Nou.

Real Madrid and Barcelona met in advance in the Copa del Rey. The La Liga Football Association had deliberately arranged this to prevent a national derby between the semi-finals of the Champions League last season.But the world is unpredictable. In the 2012-2013 UEFA Champions League 16-to-8 knockout round, the two teams of the Western Super League lost to Waterloo. First, Real Madrid was tied at home by Manchester United, and then Barcelona fell to San Siro with 2 goals in an away game.The enemies of Barcelona and Real Madrid are now grasshoppers on the same line. They can't take care of mocking the opponent's 16 soy sauce boys.

Last season, Real Madrid and Barcelona were both eliminated by the Spanish Football Association due to lack of physical strength. Now the old things are happening again. The two clubs endured and endured.

Are the Spanish Football Association officials undercover sent by other leagues?Do you think it is too easy for them to play in the Champions League knockout rounds, so find an opponent of the same level to practice their ball sense?

No matter how they scolded, the officials of the Football Association did not move around. If they refused to admit their mistakes, they would not change the game time.With such a good-for-nothing Football Association, Real Madrid and Barcelona thought Qi Qiyan was unlucky.In addition to kimchi fans, the only thing that can make Real Madrid and Barcelona fans join forces is the treasonous Spanish Football Association.

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The second leg of Barcelona v Real Madrid took place as scheduled.

The Dream Team has been humiliating Real Madrid since its rise, but last season Mourinho let the team find confidence through victory.But this time the Copa del Rey knockout made it clear that Real Madrid can still win Barcelona without controversy without using tactics such as defending three midfielders and "slashing" Messi.

Compared with Messi's misfire, Bixia took a hat and tricked Barcelona's defense general Pipi, and once again avenged his hatred of slapping his face with five claws.Seeing that the defense line that once made European football fearful became a tofu project under Bi Xia's feet, Pi saw through his fake moves and slipped to the ground, the fans mercilessly mocked; after the old captain Puyol was shaken to the ground Countless people burst into tears: Iron and blood are old, can they still kick?

Real Madrid's commentator flaunted that Bixia was the Nou Camp's nightmare. He fought all the way, and the Nou Camp was the most perfect stepping stone, sending him all the way to the ranks of the world's top stars.

Especially for the last goal, Bixia leaped high at the front of the penalty area, bullying Messi to play the header, and headed the ball domineeringly into the goal in front of Messi!

The fans laughed, begging for Messi's psychological shadow area.

After scoring the goal, Bixia spread his arms and ran excitedly. Guti and his teammates rushed forward to hug the poor kid.But Bi Xia ignored them, ran straight to the sidelines, and had a passionate hug with her husband!

It was so lingering that people looked sideways, Messi got up, and the posture of rushing towards Bi Xia was held back by the captain, Pique also comforted him with his own words, "It's too low to care about Bi Xia, you have to do it in private if you want to beat someone." Put a sack inside. Even if you don’t do anything, the coal dust will help you curse him for a broken leg every day.”

Don't put your guts on me, Messi justifies himself, "I don't have...",

Messi's small arms and legs were two tough opponents of 1.8 meters. Before he could finish speaking, he was dragged into the team with his arms raised, and two long shoe prints were drawn on the turf.

Across the waves of red, blue and white, Messi extended his hand to Bi Xia. He actually wanted Mourinho to let go of his man. Married men and married men should pay attention to keeping physical distance .Messi's unspoken anxiety was that he was worried that Mourinho would pack Bi Xia after he left office.

After Bi Xia and his husband got bored, they saw the helpless look of Messi being dragged away, and they laughed unsteadily.

Heartless.

When standing in the middle circle to kick off, Bi Xia understood Messi's small eyes, and his eyebrows were raised so that he was about to fly out.In the live broadcast, everyone felt that Bi Xia was provoking recklessly.Barcelona fans crossed the border like locusts, blackened Bi Xia into ashes on Facebook, and those who scolded the Royal Martial Arts Team were rubbish.Immediately, Real Madrid also had a group of Chinese writers come to support, telling the fans of La Masia Film and Television Academy not to show off their IQ.

However, the two people in the center of the storm did not have the ambition of the fans to compete. Instead, when Messi was falling, Bixia grabbed the man's arm and spun around to protect him in his arms.

The fans in the audience covered their mouths with their eyes wide open, and just as their exclamation broke through, Messi and Bixia got their legs together, and whoever bumped into Bixia's back made the two of them tense up. They hugged each other tightly and rolled on the turf once, twice, three times...

In the dark, Bi Xia had been helped up by his teammates. He pushed away the hands that came one after another, and reached out to Mourinho to ask for a substitution.

Mourinho thought that Bi Xia was injured, so he quickly asked his assistant to raise a sign, and the team doctor was on call with a medical kit.However, Bi Xia turned into a gust of wind and blew past everyone, rushing into the locker room.

The European commentators were collectively stuck, and the fans felt that the world was suspended for a few seconds, and after looking at each other, they were asking what they found.When the inquiry was fruitless, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV all stared at Messi.Messi blushed dripping blood, gritted his teeth in the face of all the questions and said he didn't know, and Bi Xia's nose was bruised and his face was swollen in his heart.

Bi Xia ran to the locker room and ejaculated. Seeing the whiteness in front of his trousers, he was terrified, and his legs fell on the ground as soon as his legs softened, panting.This month, he and Messi have been busy competing. After a long time of quitting, when he hugged his sweetheart and rolled around, the reaction was astonishing, and his self-control was completely defeated.

After the game, Bi Xia was like a flower attracting bees and butterflies, and the reporters tried their best to get the truth out of his mouth.Bi Xia looked puzzled, "I have diarrhea."

So simple?The paparazzi couldn't believe the truth was so boring, and suddenly felt that such a report was a bit disappointing to the readers' expectations.With a swipe of a pen, the reporters began to make up stories in good conscience. The Real Madrid media said that Messi was behind the scenes, and the Catalan media argued that the Wushu team was from Real Madrid.

"Marca" plays its undercover character: If there is no fight in the national derby, then Real Madrid will not be called to play Barcelona.

However, no one in the media, big or small, has lower integrity than Bi Xia, so he rode wildly on a grass-mud horse far from the truth all the way around.

Regarding the cruel truth of pulling pants, Bayern and Dortmund fans believed it. When Muller was in a hurry to urinate, he solved it on the spot behind the stadium billboard, and was caught by the camera.The handsome blond Royce was also wearing image-destroying adult diapers.Inspired by this, many TV programs made an episode about the history of the three urgencies of the stars, discussing how to solve problems gracefully when they encounter urgency to urinate, urgency, and urgency.

Messi just broke his heart for Bi Xia, and then he will face the accountability of the Catalan media.

从当年瓜氏巴萨对战穆氏皇马的5：0到如今的1：3惨败，3年见证了宇宙队的衰退。跌下神坛的巴萨遇到哑火的梅西，貌似谁来都没有办法拯救！

In the first round of the 16-to-8 knockout round, Messi was blocked by AC Milan's strict defense. He only touched the ball once in Milan's penalty area.But back at the Nou Camp, Messi became the master of the game again, scoring a lightning goal in the opening 5 minutes.

The results of the game proved that nothing is impossible in football, Barcelona 4:0 epic reversal of Milan.Those who swear to predict that Barcelona will be eliminated feel pain in the face. The grass on the wall gives Barcelona this roller coaster promotion a romanticism: Barcelona's 0:2 away game is a script arranged by God. They are a fighter that created the first miracle in the history of the Champions League, giving them a stage to fill the miracle of the universe team dynasty without reversal!

Seeing the promotion next door, Real Madrid's chest suddenly rose with arrogance. Nima's group of dwarfs can kick their hearts out, how could they not be as good as them.

Barcelona next door is a special drug for Real Madrid to improve blood.Not motivated?No passion?No status?Don't be afraid!Seeing the arrogance next door, a group of Real Madrid players immediately had a surge of adrenaline.

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Back at Old Trafford, the love-hate relationship between Ronaldo and Manchester United was edited by the British tabloids in a tactful way, as if a heartless man climbed up to the rich and handsome and turned back to his predecessor to show off.The Red Devils are not ordinary pawns. After the Bernabéu almost stabbed Real Madrid through, Real Madrid should see why Manchester United's blood is red no matter what happens on their own territory.

After getting off the plane, countless Manchester United fans in the terminal held up posters of Ronaldo and chanted his name.Bi Xia was envious. Before this trip, he had heard Ronaldo complaining about Manchester United fans scolding him for being a white-eyed wolf.If the sea of ​​people in front of me is called hate, Bi Xia also wants it very much.

"This kind of ex-girlfriend is that you can say that she is not good, but you will never allow others to say that she is not good. What kind of feelings is this?" Bi Xia humbly asked for advice.

"How dare I admit that I was blind before." Mourinho saw a few blue shadows among the Red Devils fans, and with a twitch of his mouth, he walked towards the Chelsea fans with a charming smile, taking photos and autographing all comers.

Bi Xia looked at the fans of the broken car and almost fainted. He turned his head and hung it on Guti's neck, "So it's my personal experience of being broken up by Chelsea."

Guti rolled his eyes, "Come down, pay attention to your image."

Bi Xia didn't care, he insisted on the captain dragging him away, "No need, after tonight, the British media will tear my blood and splatter the ceiling." He was so confident that he couldn't breathe.

As expected, the wave of bad comments from the British media after the game was like a toilet with a broken water switch, which stunned the European football world. However, the sword was not aimed at Bi Xia, but the referee.

What ended up being one of the most frustrating Champions League nights of Ferguson's managerial career, the Red Devils did everything they could to get past M's Real Madrid, and they played a convincing game.

Not long after the start of the first half, Nani stole the ball from Varane before the left baseline and knocked across the middle. Ramos accidentally poked the ball into his own goal.Real Madrid's goal was stabbed once, and it is not uncommon to do it again.Just when Real Madrid was playing chaotically, goalkeeper Lopez turned into a superhero and savior many times in a critical moment, protecting Real Madrid for the second time.

Real Madrid has one foot on the cliff, and Real Madrid and Mu and Baomu are fighting bloody battles, as if each other has the hatred of killing their son and taking their wives, and they only want to tear each other up and eat it to wipe off the hatred in their hearts.

Regardless of the performance or the score in this game, Manchester United deserves to win everything, but the red card is not something that Sir Alex Ferguson can control.In the 56th minute, Nani stepped on Arbeloa for a foul in midfield and was sent off by Turkish referee Kagil with a red card. Ferguson was furious.Mourinho saw the turnaround brought by Nani's red card and urgently replaced Modric.Mourinho's substitution was immediate, and Modric's right-footed shot hit the right post and refracted into the net to equalize the score.

For a moment, all the commentators were touting Mourinho's magical substitution, and countless fans knelt under Mourinho's suit pants to sing and conquer.

"The magic bird shows its magic again!"

"Great Mourinho, great tactician!"

"Mourinho has taught coaches all over the world a lesson, what is commanding on the spot!"

Mourinho's miraculous substitution saved his coaching position. He finished showing the quality of a top coach, and then passed the baton of performance to his apprentice.Bixia took Ozil's right knock back and passed it with his heel in seconds. Ronaldo swept across the goal and shoveled the empty goal.

"1:2!!!"

Manchester United and Real Madrid fans shouted Ronaldo's name at the same time, while Chinese fans marveled at Bi Xia's heel skills.

Bi Xia and Ronaldo joined hands to complete the comeback. It has been a long time since Real Madrid fans have seen these two top players get in touch with each other. Seeing them hugging each other again feels like a time has passed.

It is very difficult for 10 people to fight against Real Madrid. Ronaldo kicked his old club out of the Champions League with one goal, and Bi Xia's explosive shot directly caused the Red Devils to collapse.

The final score was fixed at 1:3. It is unspeakable that the goals in this game were all contributed by Real Madrid players.Real Madrid reversed Manchester United with a total score of 4:2 and advanced to the quarterfinals.

In terms of overall performance, Real Madrid did not play better than Manchester United.Mourinho respects Ferguson very much, and naturally he is unwilling to sprinkle salt on the old coach's wounds, "We are very happy to qualify, but I expected my team to do better. When your goalkeeper is When you're the best player in the team, it means you don't control the game, we didn't play well, but that's how football is."

The fact that the team that played well did not win the game complimented the Red Devils, but offended the players in Real Madrid. After finally winning a tough game, they were not recognized by the coach. Instead, they were very disgusted.Ramos lost his temper when he returned to Madrid. Although he felt guilty about venting his own goal, it was more because he felt that Mourinho was targeting him.

After successive victories against Barcelona and Manchester United, Mourinho relied on his prestige, and the rebel players were at a disadvantage in public opinion.

"The tenth crown (of the Champions League) is not a dream." Real Madrid relied on the breath of the Champions League to go up against the current, unite inside and outside, and put an end to any discordant factors.

Today, Mourinho can remake the team completely according to his own plan.Under his dominance, Real Madrid's magic quartet reappeared in Europe, and Bixia, Ronaldo, Benzema, and Di Maria continued to break through the opponent's city.With the extreme desire for the championship, Real Madrid, which has ended the turmoil, is more bloody. Where the knight's iron hoof tramples, blood flows into rivers, and white terror permeates European football.

The Nerazzurri sank, and the broken cars fought hard for four. They saw the madman who led the white wave, and their yearning could not be suppressed.

"Jose Mourinho! Jose Mourinho!" Shouts spread across the Blue Bridge and Meazza; the Bernabeu South Stand also called Mourinho again and again, begging him not to leave.

Within a week, Mourinho's name sounded in three famous stadiums in Europe, which is enough to show Mourinho's status in the hearts of fans.

Bi Xia's envious eyes turned red, "A man should be like this!"

Real Madrid was invincible with a tailwind, and easily entered the final of the Copa del Rey and the semi-finals of the Champions League. The former competed with the horse for the championship, and the latter competed with Barcelona, ​​Bayern and Dortmund for the final.

The cousin of Atletico Madrid is a big gift package for Real Madrid. Real Madrid unceremoniously put the Copa del Rey trophy into their arms in advance.

La Liga and Bundesliga divide the top four in the Champions League, but at present Real Madrid's semi-substitutes can hold down Barcelona and beat Bayern, and it is only a matter of scoring a few goals for Bayern to play Dortmund.For the viewing pleasure of the final, La Liga's top Barcelona will face the Bundesliga's dominant Bayern, and Real Madrid will once again face their group rival Dortmund.

The fans of Real Madrid were inexplicably delighted, and the reunion of the top spot in the group stage was the plot of Inter Milan's road to the Triple Crown in 2010.History is always strikingly similar. Real Madrid fans seem to see the picture of Real Madrid's ascension to the throne, but the reality will always make people feel dizzy.A day after Bayern's shocking 4-0 massacre of Barcelona and Borussia Dortmund's 4-1 bloodbath at home to Real Madrid, Poland striker Robert Lewandowski became the first player in history to score a "big four" in a Champions League semi-final .

For two consecutive days, the La Liga giants were bloodbathed by the Bundesliga giants away.The sky of La Liga has fallen, and Germany has become a prairie fire.

The German Super League team scored a total of 8 goals in the two semi-finals of the Western Super League. Such a result can be described as unique.After witnessing such a rare landslide between Barcelona and Real Madrid, Chinese netizens expressed such emotion: La Liga duo?It is simply the double "bear" of La Liga!

What does such a glaring statistic mean?An era when the "Western Super League duo" led the way in world football may have come to an end.After this round of competition, European football seems to have completed the king change.

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Real Madrid and Barcelona were humiliated at the same time, Mourinho lost the halo of the top coach, Messi and Ronaldo were nailed to the pillar of shame and let everyone laugh, and Bi Xia was exhausted from running back and forth for the top ten games in Asia, and he had a fever and diarrhea I was unable to participate in the semi-finals at all, and the original regret now seems to be a blessing.Bi Xia not only escaped death threats from fans, but also became the last straw in the despair of Real Madrid fans.

We still have Bixia!And Bi Xia!Bixia! ! !

Mourinho has lost control of the Spanish media, he can only watch the crazy gamblers put his beloved apprentice on the sacrificial altar, ask him to press the dignity of a professional player, and ask him to bless him.

Become a god in one step, become a devil in one step, and the ending is [-]-[-].

Mourinho lost control of his emotions again, angrily yelled at the media, and scolded the reporter for being fucked.Now Mourinho is considered a bird, the dog in the water is going to beat him up, and the media are collectively climaxing.Guardiola said something sadly for Mourinho, but the reporters laughed at him.A TV station even asked actors to play Mourinho and Guardiola to spoof their relationship, alluding to their early same-sex scandal.In order to cater to the vulgar tastes of the local market, some media, like Shenhua with "justice" in their hands, scolded Subei dogs. They were black and black but exposed their qualities. They became clowns and thought that everyone was drunk and I was sober

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The disastrous defeat to Dortmund, because the Champions League's temporarily compromised infighting rekindled the war, and the locker room was completely out of Mourinho's control.

Ramos made self-reflection in an interview with c□□TV after the game: "Our team's attitude towards the game is a bit negative and lacks a correct game attitude. Of course, I bear the brunt." He praised Dortmund as the stronger side, "But we have to believe that we can come back in the next leg, even though it seems like an impossible task."

"Today's game is over. All of us should reflect on it. Everyone from top to bottom has a share." Ramos' remarks were also interpreted by many people as an allusion to Mourinho. Criticism: Announcing the starting lineup the day before the game is too conceited and lacks the correct attitude towards the game.

After the words were released, Ramos no longer had to worry about the future. Seeing Mourinho basically ignored him, he ran to train with Cassie.

In the tactics class against Dortmund, Ronaldo was rambunctious, and the mobile game was beeping.Mourinho warned him that he uttered the Portuguese national curse foda-se to the coach, which translates to "x your mother" in Chinese.

Mourinho sat down in a daze.

Ramos and Pepe laughed heartily, Bixia looked at Ronaldo twice, but Ronaldo mouthed Bixia, "Sycophant!"

bang!boom!

Bi Xia overturned Ronaldo with his chair and threw his fist at his ass. Ronaldo's mouth was dirty, and two good helpers, Pepe and Ramos, ran over in a hurry. The others subconsciously closed their eyes and couldn't bear to see Bi Xia's miserable appearance. Unexpectedly, Bi Xia was able to carry it with one enemy and three.Bi Xia's attack was too dark, and his moves were too damaging. The other three probably had never seen a life-threatening fight, and they were frightened by Bi Xia's crazy appearance.

Bi Xia didn't forget his inner drama while beating people and being beaten, he kicked Ronaldo, you soft-footed shrimp, you look like a man who is better than Messi everywhere, and you perform abnormally when you come to the big competition.If your husband hadn't pushed you to No. 7 in Real Madrid, would you have been able to abuse food to the point where you could stand shoulder to shoulder with his briquettes?

After being slapped by Ramos, Bi Xia threw his arm out and hit him in the stomach. Your fucking defense is leaking, and you still work as a striker all day long.Hiding behind all day to encourage Casey and Mr. to do it, even if Casey and Mr. are gone, your piece of shit can embarrass the Real Madrid captain.

For Pepe, Bi Xia is even more rude. You didn't have Mr. Libao last season. With your super colander ability, you don't know which league you will get into?Whether I can see you on the news for a year is a question mark.This white-eyed wolf must be beaten!

Seeing that everyone was venting their anger, Guti waved his hand, "Don't watch the show, separate the people quickly." Alonso was the first to go up to fight, taking advantage of the chaos to trip them up, he just wanted to kick them With the ball, his qualifications even affected his ability to win the championship. Is this what teammates should do?

Bi Xia was torn away and wanted to stretch his feet to fish again, Guti was so angry that he slapped the back of his head, idiot, just accept it as soon as you see it, "Mad dog!" After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but pat him on the head for Ronaldo and the others Look, he is interesting enough to be the captain, and you all have a bit of a face, so don't keep biting the fuckin' shit.

Bi Xia understood what Guti meant, and even winked at him to show that he understood him.Guti couldn't bear the itching of his hands and rewarded Bi Xia with a chestnut, "I got into trouble and got angry."

Alonso couldn't help laughing, and patted Bi Xia on the shoulder to make him take care. Bi Xia wiped his nose, sat back in his seat indifferently, and very proudly made a gesture of invitation to the gentleman, "Sir, continue, if you don't want to hear it, get out. "

In the tactical class, Mourinho drew the possible situations and countermeasures of the second round of the semi-finals one by one. After the lecture, he clamped the tablet computer and called Bixia to the office to openly make a fuss.Mourinho smiled lightly and sneered at the few rebels, as if they had never been dirty, and it was obvious that they were high-spirited.

Mourinho looked at Bixia, a follower, and was worried.He has reached an initial signing with Abu. As long as Chelsea retains the Champions League qualification, he will return to Stamford Bridge and coach the broken car for the second time.In Real Madrid, the only thing he can worry about is Bi Xia, an idiot. Thinking of his godson changing coaches, it feels like looking for a stepfather. He is worried and a little bit jealous.Mourinho seized the last coaching time of Real Madrid and taught Bi Xia everything, hoping that he could play freely in the environment surrounded by Real Madrid wolves and tigers.

Mourinho asked Bi Xia more than once if he wanted to go with him, and Bi Xia was sure. After leaving Mourinho, no coach could love him like the husband, and covered himself under his wings like a calf.However, this is Real Madrid. Bixia's childhood dream is to win the championship and put the most brilliant necklace on the Bernabeu, so that he can stand proudly in Europe and continue the glory since the 20th century.

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On the weekend before the second round, Bi Xia and Messi spent together. They ate and drank enough, and continued to lie on the grass in the yard to bask in the sun.

The sun in Madrid is particularly good, and the whole body is warmed by the sun.Messi rested on Bi Xia's arm, and Bi Xia put his hands on Messi's stomach and pinched his flesh, making him itchy.

The tip of the nose is full of the smell of each other's clothes and laundry detergent, Bi Xia took a light sniff, both of which are equally elegant.I remember the first time Messi helped him wash his clothes, he decided to change his favorite laundry detergent, and said proudly, "Now your clothes smell like mine, and we are more like a couple!"

When Bi Xia saw Messi's successful stealthy smile, he really had the urge to go blind. Seeing Messi's wretched side made him feel infinitely happy.

Messi raised his hand, interrupting Bi Xia's thoughts, the sun jumped on his face through his fingers, "I will invite Bayern to try the five-nut mooncake."

If Messi wasn't lying in Bi Xia's arms, this posture and tone would definitely make the little girl's heart beat faster.

Some parts of Barcelona are aging, and there are no suitable parts for seamless connection. Therefore, the problem of Barcelona's passivation cannot be solved overnight.Bi Xia wrapped Messi's hand into a fist and poured cold water on his face, "Wake up, dreaming of farting in broad daylight, it's not shameful to stand and die." Suddenly thinking about it, he did evil again, "Based on your team's With an average height, you really can't tell the difference between you standing up and others kneeling."

Ow!Bi Xia's particularly vulnerable parts fell into Messi's hands, and he pinched Bi Xia's life gate lightly and slowly. Bi Xia broke out in cold sweat, gasped and begged for mercy, "Baby, don't make trouble!"

Although Bi Xia always teased Messi about his height, he was crazy about his size. He looked small and fleshy, and it felt so good to hug him all at once.If only it wasn't so heavy.

Messi wanted to leave after eating, but Bixia held him back and handed him a very Chinese-style amulet. In the 2010 UEFA Champions League final, Inter Milan brought amulets from Chinese fans, and the final went as smoothly as a godsend.In the second round against Dortmund, Real Madrid desperately needed luck. Bixia once again asked domestic fans for help. A large number of amulets consecrated by eminent monks and masters of secret methods entered the Real Madrid dressing room.Bixia deliberately picked the best one and gave it to Messi, "Come on! I want to play with you in the final."

Bi Xia put it on Messi's wrist very seriously, the gentleness made Messi's heart soften, and he stared straight at Bi Xia.Bi Xia felt his man-eating eyes, and gave him a sideways look to make him calm down.Messi secretly hated him for being incomprehensible, so he raised his head and pouted cheekily begging for a kiss.

Messi's mouth was not wiped clean, and it was greasy. Bi Xia couldn't keep chewing on it, so he cupped his face with both hands, and pressed a kiss on his forehead.Under Messi's dissatisfied eyes, Bixia curled up his fingers to wipe off the oil stains on his lips.

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Proud in love, frustrated in the casino, even though Messi has the bonus of Bi Xia's amulet, he failed to rise in the second round, but was bloodbathed again in three autumns.Bayern's total score of 7:0 bloodbath against Barcelona is the bloodiest massacre in the history of the Champions League semi-finals, known as Qixi in history!

The defeat of Barcelona made Real Madrid fans feel a little bit psychologically broken. Many people raised the white flag and surrendered before the second round. Most people firmly believe that the two German teams will meet at Wembley Stadium at the end of May.

Affected by Barcelona's disastrous defeat, Real Madrid's team was filled with pessimism. Guti clapped his hands, "We have a valuable away goal. If we win 3:0, we will be able to advance to the Champions League final, at least easier than Barcelona."

Guti talked to himself for a long time, but the momentum of the team did not rise but became weaker.No matter what they thought in their hearts, the starting players cleaned themselves up and looked radiant. The moment they stepped onto the Bernabéu turf, they were all high-spirited and arrogant, as if they were the team that opened the gate to London.

This acting skill is not inferior to the graduates of La Masia Film and Television Academy.

V howled a few words. CCTV reminded the audience not to change the channel. The second round of the Champions League semi-final is about to start.The match day happened to be on May 5st, a national holiday. Almost half of China was staying up late to watch Bi Xia's Champions League semi-final match. Many female fans would not feel bored for the handsome guys of Real Madrid and Dortmund.

"Losing to Dortmund 1:4, it is too difficult for Real Madrid to advance to the final. After 90 minutes, the Bernabeu is very likely to be a stage for Dortmund to celebrate. For Real Madrid, after six consecutive years. Encountered another bottleneck: the semi-finals of the Champions League. It is almost a foregone conclusion to stop the top 6 of the Champions League for three consecutive seasons. From the "Champions League 16 Lang" in the past 3 years to the "Huang Shiro" that is about to become a reality now. Real Madrid will face Dortmund at their home court. To qualify for the UEFA Champions League final at Wembley Stadium, the Galaxy Battleship needs to stage a shocking comeback." CCTV celebrities are not optimistic about Real Madrid's counterattack, but for the sake of the international footballer Bi Xia, they still have room for loss. It's normal to win, it's Bi Xia's first achievement, didn't you see the Bernabéu fans calling Bi Xia's name!

"Looking at the history of the Champions League, Real Madrid often score 4:0 or 5:0 at home." Well, there are also those who blindly trust Real Madrid, self-hypnotized Dortmund is a soft persimmon, completely forgetting that Real Madrid and Dortmund played against Dortmund this season Three times, the best result is a draw.

After Real Madrid opened the game, the stormy fast break was quite violent, but they lost 15 singles in the first 3 minutes. Bi Xia lowered his head and gnawed on the turf angrily. If he didn't find something to distract his attention, he was afraid that he would chase Ronaldo and Ben Ze Ma also has Ozil biting.Real Madrid fans looked up to the sky and hated it, pulling their hair and going crazy.

Bi Xia took a bite of the bitterness and lifted his spirits. His desire to score goals was hard to extinguish, and the raging revenge made it difficult for Dortmund to parry.

"Bi Xia! Bi Xia!"

All the commentators mentioned this name, either adored or frightened. The biggest variable in this game is the young Golden Boot who has returned from recovery.

His erratic running positions, coquettish fake moves, and magical passing routes all made Dortmund hard to defend and suffered a lot.Bixia and the Dortmund defender got entangled in the penalty area, and the Dortmund defender, who was at a disadvantage in speed, tripped Bixia with a stretched leg.However, Weber, who was less than 5 meters away from the incident, did not respond. When the ball became dead after dozens of seconds, several Real Madrid players surrounded the referee Weber in the midfield to ask for an explanation.

Weber insisted on his point of view, Dortmund was just lucky to escape, Bixia carried the opponent player with his strong body, showed his fangs and brutally tore through Dortmund's defense, and he dribbled the ball straight to Dortmund's goal.

The commentators of Real Madrid and Dortmund jumped up and yelled at the same time, and the CCTV celebrity couldn't say a word except tsk tsk.

"g000000000000000l!!!"

"1:0!!!"

"Real Madrid! Real Madrid!"

Real Madrid would not waste time celebrating, they dragged the Dortmund players to the kick-off in the middle circle, and the anxious appearance was too ugly.

Next, Dortmund's defense against Bi Xia was frequent. The former made Bi Xia's face hit many times in close combat. Bi Xia showed enough restraint to avoid unnecessary cards.Bi Xia couldn't find a good opportunity, so he could only seek a small cooperation with his teammates to break the predicament.

Every second of the half-time break was extremely difficult, and it was hard to count the time to run into the field, and Dortmund was late.

Mourinho's eyebrows jumped. He had used this psychological strategy against Bayern. He walked over and walked with Dortmund coach Klopp. "Plagiarism is shameful."

"Salute to senior!" His lips were not weak.

In the second half, there were frequent conflicts between Real Madrid and Dortmund. When Ramos and Lewandowski had another defensive friction, Alonso even stepped forward to slap Lewandowski. Fortunately, the referee did not see it.

The German commentator moaned and said the Royal Martial Arts Team over and over again.

After a long time without a second goal, Real Madrid rushed forward impatiently, and committed their old mistakes again. When they panicked, they forgot any tactics and formations, and each played alone according to his ability.

Mourinho has always been considered synonymous with calmness, firmness and self-confidence. He is always full of confidence in victory, and there seems to be no word of failure in his dictionary.but today there