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A joke in the locker room was leaked out somehow, and it was hyped up by the media. Atlético Madrid’s heart and lungs hurt from being poked, but they could only secretly trample on Real Madrid’s villain to death.No way, the waist can't stand up without hard fists. Atletico Madrid has not won Real Madrid for ten years. The last time they won the league derby was a 1999:3 away victory in 1.

In order to set up suspense for the Madrid derby, the reporters emphasized the powerful firepower that Atletico Madrid and others may create, and then they were more anxious about the outcome of Real Madrid than Mourinho, exaggerating the attack line of Atletico Madrid. Teams will be no small test.But Mourinho didn't take this kind of thing, and came to the press conference hall after training, he still put on an old face-some careless, some careless, with an understatement of "this is just another game" have taken.

Now that Mourinho has set a tactic of contempt, Bixia naturally follows the tone of the coach, but he speaks cautiously, talking about the first Madrid derby in his life, thinking that the derby is different from other games, no one is a popular team , "The derby is not an ordinary game. We know that the derby is a confrontation between rivals in the same city, but we don't need to change the way we prepare for the game because of this. We also know that this will be a difficult game because the opponent The quality is strong, but we are playing at home and we have the obligation to beat Atletico Madrid. If we want to surpass Barcelona and win the title, we must win the derby. We must win the three points!"

If Atletico Madrid was full of unhappiness of being underestimated before the game, but at the end of the game, they could only admit more angrily and helplessly-Real Madrid did have enough reasons not to take them seriously.

It took just 18 minutes for Real Madrid to beat Atletico Madrid in the Madrid derby.In the 13th minute, Bi Xia gave Real Madrid the lead with a clever attack. After scoring the goal, he kissed the Real Madrid team emblem on his chest affectionately; in the 19th minute, Real Madrid won a free kick. The goalkeeper didn't respond.

As soon as the opening whistle sounded, Mourinho has been sitting on the coach's bench, basically not moving his body, but sometimes he will write something on the tactical note.At this time, Mourinho is far from the acerbic and exaggerated appearance at the press conference. His behavior is as elegant as going to a dinner party, and his expression is calm without any waves, as if victory is expected among.

Bi Xia also stole Mourinho's pretentious knowledge, and lost no time in improving his skills in front of the camera.After Bi Xia transferred to Real Madrid, he seamlessly connected with the team, and quickly conquered the most discerning Real Madrid fans with his chic and elegant style of play and superb tricky footwork. His influence was immediate and transformed Real Madrid's forward line!

Football restarted under his feet, and Bi Xia used his tornado-like state to let Bernabéu fans re-taste the long-lost football skills and creative inspiration. The new white skyscraper was restarted on the basis of Chinese geniuses, outlining a beautiful blueprint for the future.

Bi Xia once again conquered the demanding fans of the Bernabéu, and 8 fans once again shouted "Bi Xia!"

"I heard that Real Madrid fans are composing songs for Bixia. It is very surprising. Bixia has only been in Real Madrid for two months. Bixia is honored to receive this honor. His personality and excellent record have completely conquered the fans of the Bernabeu. I believe that in the Bundesliga, Champions League and even higher competitions in the near future, we will all hear Bi Xia’s hymn.” CCTV’s commentator was talking about everything about Bi Xia’s long face, and the fans felt goosebumps all over their bodies. I am happy to squat on the TV and listen to it. I am very proud to chase such idols!

Facing Real Madrid's fast-paced speed and the advantage of passing the ball with one kick, Atletico Madrid must play their own offense while strengthening their defense.Atletico Madrid is not incapable of creating threats, but it is not as good as Real Madrid in seizing opportunities.Atletico Madrid's just 20-year-old goalkeeper De Gea was a little nervous. Real Madrid kept making Atletico Madrid jittery. Fortunately, De Gea made a brave save and resolved several excellent opportunities for Real Madrid.

Real Madrid's double defensive midfielders firmly controlled the scene. Real Madrid's on-site commentary said, "After many years, fans can finally enjoy Real Madrid's games. Now Real Madrid is very good in every line, but the midfielder is especially good. The individual abilities of Dila and Alonso may not be comparable to the Argentine legend Redondo, but the combination of the two has made Real Madrid's midfield no longer unable to find balance."

Leading by two goals, Real Madrid's goalkeeper Cassie will not forget his defensive responsibilities. He even erected a wall in front of the goal.Atletico Madrid's bullets could not reach Real Madrid's goal, and even if it did, Casillas would still have to show his ability.In this way, the possibility of the opponent equalizing the score is basically blocked.

Perhaps the outcome came too easily, and the much-anticipated derby gradually became boring in the second half.A Real Madrid fan couldn't help complaining that the game was not exciting enough. Although, this may sound ironic to the ears of Atletico Madrid people who were basically helpless throughout the game. They all looked at Bi Xia with knives in their eyes!

After Bi Xia made a series of precise passes and cuts, he took a strong shot and unfortunately hit the post. The commentator shouted regretfully, "If this goal is scored, it must be the best in La Liga!"

Dominance on the court is a very dangerous thing. Just when Bi Xia bravely fought for a corner kick with his stature, the opposing player Diego Costa hit him with a dark elbow.A close-up shot shows that Bi Xia's lips were bleeding from the beating, and dripped down to his chin, and his left eye was soaked in blood, which tended to cover half of his face.Many girl fans screamed in fright, Bi Xia's tragic injury was so similar to the common scene of dagger gouging out eyes in movies and TV dramas!

Chaos broke out on the court, and Guti rushed up with Wanfu Mokaizhiyong. When everyone was waiting for a fight, Guti asked Bixia to help him into the ambulance.Instead of Guti as Real Madrid's new thug, Ramos led a group of young men to surround Costa. Fortunately, the referee came on the field in time to avoid a fight.

The game ended perfectly with 2:0. After Real Madrid successfully won Atletico Madrid, they overtook Barcelona by 1 point and led La Liga.The Real Madrid fans laughed at the mourning in the next door.

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After the game ended, the media made extensive speculation about Bi Xia's injury, and the most shameless even made up a critical illness notice, which scared many fans to tears.The fans were worried about Bi Xia, but fortunately, the Real Madrid officials were more ethical and announced Bi Xia's injury an hour after the end of the game, "Bi Xia's injury is not serious, and we will continue to fire next week."

After the stitches were wrapped up, Bi Xia endured the pain, pressed the gauze on his forehead, smiled with his eyes wide open, took a selfie with scissors, and uploaded it to the Internet as fast as possible to comfort the fans.The person looks very energetic, but the little wounds and white face still make fans feel distressed. They collected tens of thousands of candles and begged Bixia to take good care of herself.As for the culprit, Costa, he harvested a house full of dead mice and cockroaches, and he turned from a carnivore to a vegetarian in disgust.

After many rounds of embarrassing draws in September and October, Real Madrid is now going smoothly. Not only have they recovered their points, but they have also topped the La Liga table. Now it is their turn to appreciate Barcelona's desperate appearance.After Real Madrid won Atletico Madrid, the number of unbeaten games in Europe is only inferior to Manchester United. The last loss dates back to April in the first half of the year.A reporter "flatteringly" complimented Mourinho's Real Madrid that people stopped the debate about Mourinho's overly defensive style of play. Mourinho dismissed it: "The debate is originally yours, and it has nothing to do with me. My team has always Trying to win games, and if we play conservatively one day, it's because we're down to ten men. My team won't play defensively when elevens play elevens." He satirized the fact that the tactical note he dropped after the Madrid derby was picked up by the media for decryption and analysis: "It seems that I must be careful about the garbage in my house in the future, because everything about me will attract people's interest..." As for the note Whether the above 4 means that Real Madrid plans to play 57 games this season, Mourinho denied it: "That number is the number of our games last year. I just counted it and know that we played 57 games last year." Saying this At that time, a vicious smile seemed to flash across his face, laughing at the fuss of the media who seized on this point and hyped it.

Mourinho played around with the reporters, while Bixia was chased by the paparazzi and hid in Tibet. When he went out to have dinner with Mata and Granero, the camera kept patting him. I lost my appetite.

Bi Xiajie is self-conscious, and is almost insulated from gossip news. His indecent photos have been fired at sky-high prices, attracting paparazzi to do all kinds of tricks.Once in the middle of the night, a paparazzi hid in the trunk of a rental car, holding a telephoto lens and trying to sneak a photo of Bi Xia’s night return through a crack in the car cover.

The moon was dark and the wind was high and there was no one in the night, and the vicinity of the villa area was quiet and dark. When Bi Xia heard the rustling sound in the trunk, Bi Xia's eyes went dark in fright.The howling of the wild cat floated along the night wind, Bi Xia bit his tongue, tears were about to flow from the pain.

The paparazzi saw Bi Xia nailed in place, as if his soul had gone out of his body, he took down the camera, and moved his two eyeballs closer to the slit.Bi Xia saw two rolling eyeballs exposed in the gap, and the fine hair stood upright and fluttered in the wind with lightning speed.Bi Xia couldn't control his physical reaction at all. He was so frightened that he wanted to use violence to control violence. He rushed to open the trunk, grabbed something and beat him up.

The little paparazzi got the exclusive news from Bixia as he wished, but the bonus he got was not enough for him to go to the doctor.Bi Xia was extremely wronged, "Who told you to secretly take pictures of me in the middle of the night!"

The little paparazzi wants to cry but has no tears, "Who made you popular!"

The name Bixia is very popular in Spain, even though his head is covered with gauze, "dt" magazine is still unwilling to give up Bixia. The creative director of "dt" kept the gauze on Bi Xia's head, which inspired the art. He made Bi Xiaguang bare-chested and wrapped in a bandage, and put on neat black suit pants.Bi Xia's tight and smooth muscles reveal primitive hormones, but his eyes are very pure.The collision of these two contrasts is so fascinating that people can't close their legs, especially when Messi is irritated and screaming.

Needless to say, in La Liga, a star-studded place, Bixia has the charm to attract people to look at him.With such a high popularity, if he does not make the 23-man squad for the Ballon d'Or, fans can go to the FIFA office to eat Blatter.

In the 23-person candidate list, Barcelona has a total of 6 people selected. So many people in Barcelona have nothing to do with Spain's victory in the World Cup.Bayern also has 5 people, namely Klose, Lahm, Muller, Schweinsteiger and Robben. Obviously, this is also a lot of light from the World Cup.It is obvious from the list that the shortlist for the 2010 Ballon d'Or is largely based on World Cup performance.In contrast, it is not surprising that the Triple Crown Kingdom has only 4 people selected.Bi Xia didn't even qualify to appear in the World Cup in South Africa, and his inclusion in this list is already the biggest compliment.

The people of the country expect Bi Xia to create a higher ranking, Bi Xia smiled apologetically, "As the World Cup is the highest event in the football world every four years, it is reasonable to expect the Golden Globe Award to be higher. This time I am satisfied to be included in the squad Yes. But I won’t stop, I want to win the championship in Real Madrid, and I also want to play well with the Chinese team. I hope I will have enough honors to compete for the Ballon d’Or by this time next year.”

Seeing that the national treasure athletes not only missed the World Cup, but also fell short of others in the competition for the Golden Globe, the fans felt distressed. Their remedy was to stare at other national team members like thieves and urge them to train.They dared to complain that they went on the news the next day and were rounded up by the fans. Bi Xia fought so hard that he used his head as a brick. If you sweat a little more, you will die.

People in the sports media regained their professionalism, gave advice to the national football team in a serious manner, and killed all unhealthy tendencies, and the direct beneficiary of all this is the new coach Lippi of the national football team.Lippi was touched by the enthusiasm of the Chinese people for football, and he burst into a heroic spirit to die for his confidant. He clenched his fist and declared that he must fulfill the Chinese football dream, and desperately wanted to bring China into the World Cup in Brazil.

Lippi the Silver Fox went to China to show off his enthusiasm, and the selection of the best coach in Europe hit a tripartite confrontation, Mourinho who led Inter Milan to win the Triple Crown, Guardiola who defended La Liga, and coach Del Bosque, the new overlord of the World Cup.Guardiola's coaching ability is top-notch, but last season's performance was not as good as Mourinho's, so the chance of winning the award is very small.The outcome will be between Mourinho and Del Del Del Del Del Del Del Del.No one has ever doubted the ability of the "special one" Mourinho, but if it is a big competition year, during the selection process, the performance of the candidates in the big competition will be used as an important reference.Although Mourinho has a brilliant record in the club's resume, the national team is still a blank area for him.The CV of a true champion coach should also have a brilliance in the national team column.When Bosque was coaching Real Madrid, he not only won many honors for the team, but also won the respect of the club fans.After taking over the coach of the national team, he was even more respected and loved by the Spanish people.

The media all over the world are awarding Bosque the laurel of the best coach in 2010 in advance. It is estimated that he was stimulated by this. When the Portuguese national team extended an olive branch to Mourinho, Mourinho was shaken. Lorentino strongly opposed, he will definitely take over the coach of Portugal, becoming the second head coach of the club and the national team at the same time.

Unable to coach his own country, Mourinho felt a little unhappy. In the Copa del Rey game where Real Madrid defeated Murcia 5:1, he broke out and swears at the referee out of control. He was then sent to the stands by the referee, and two game suspensions were added after the game.

The scene of deja vu appeared at the Bernabeu, and the media shouted that Mourinho is still the big unruly bird, and moodiness is one of his styles.Even Real Madrid, which has experienced a big battle, can hardly overcome Mourinho's changeable personality.So after getting Mourinho's permission, Real Madrid had an extra Zidane in the team when they went to San Siro to play away.

Real Madrid invited Zidane to be Real Madrid's consultant in the Champions League. His duty is to share the experience of the Champions League with the players and become a communication bridge between the players and the coaching staff.It sounds quite tall, but to put it bluntly, he is an amateur psychological counselor, chatting with the team members for nothing, thinking back to the past.Although Zenane's name is enough to scare people, the power of life and death of the players is still firmly in the hands of Mourinho.Mourinho is naturally happy to play nice with Zidane in front of the media, giving Real Madrid fans peace of mind.

Zidane is gentle and polite. Bixia has been beaten by Mourinho all the year round. When he first comes into contact with this kind of person, he feels like a spring breeze.Bi Xia was so comfortable being so smooth by Zidane, he raised his tail and howled at Mourinho, "Sir, if you treat me harshly again, I'm going to betray you." Mourinho touched his mouth up and down, The word "bench" is enough to suppress Bi Xia's dog legs towards Zidane.

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Mourinho and Bixia returned to the city of Milan, and the real spark hit the earth. Many Inter Milan fans risked their lives to appear in San Siro in this game.The Rossoneri lost to Inter Milan for two years. As much pain as Mourinho and Bixia master and disciple left AC Milan in Serie A for two years, they brought much happiness to Inter Milan.

Bi Xia is the executioner who caused AC Milan's pain. When he performed well, AC Milan suffered a disastrous defeat. When he was in a low state, AC Milan would lose a little.Compared with the mastermind behind the scenes, the hatred that Bi Xia, a knives-throwing madman provoked, is too obvious.It is not difficult to imagine how much ridicule and abuse will be attracted by the hero who was once a rival in the same city and now returns as the enemy of Milan fans.So when Bixia entered the San Siro, AC Milan fans started singing loudly, "Bixia, you are a pile of shit!"

As soon as Real Madrid fans heard this and quit, they immediately organized to fight back. Inter Milan fans even sang a song satirizing AC Milan.When the fans of Real Madrid and Inter Milan cheered Bi Xia, they did not let go of their respective enemies on the side of AC Milan.Inter Milan's booing to Ibrahimovic was like a shadow, and the performance of the "Shenta" was mediocre; and Robinho, who was replaced in the second half, was identified as a "traitor" by Real Madrid.In the last ten minutes of the game, the slogans of "Robinho die" and "Ibrahimovic die" have not stopped.

Historically, Real Madrid visited San Siro 6 times, but only got 1 draw and 5 losses, unable to win in this stadium, which seems to have become a curse on the head of the Blancos.Before the game, Real Madrid showed full confidence in breaking this bad fate, but the result was unsatisfactory. Real Madrid and AC Milan shook hands 2:2.

Real Madrid's winning streak was terminated, and Bi Xia was used to this kind of sudden drop after a big rise. Facing the microphone that rushed up and wished he could stick it in his mouth, he could also humorously deal with those reporters who smeared their mouths with pornography.

"I'm a player, not Harry Potter. It's impossible for me to say a spell and win. Winning is what a magician can do, and magicians only exist in fairy tales, and they only belong to fantasy. I live in real football." With Mourinho for more than two years, Bi Xia's mouth has been tempered.

Although the draw with Milan ended the winning streak, Real Madrid continued to maintain an unbeaten record, but Mourinho once again reiterated his point of view-the day of failure will always come.

"I just don't want us to lose the first one. The team that beats us in the future should be doing something special, not because we made a mistake. Also, when the loss comes, it's just a game, don't Two games in a row, that's very important." As for whether his team is perfect now, Mourinho quickly defined it: "No, it's not enough."

"What about Basabi?" A reporter daringly asked this question, shrank his neck, and hid among the reporters.

Since Real Madrid and Basara started the battle for the top spot, the comparison between the two teams has become intense.As for Barcelona, ​​they have repeatedly demonstrated a "ball-oriented" style. The team played brilliantly, while Real Madrid's superstars had frequent highlights, and their cooperation gradually became tacit.

"It's too early to compare Real Madrid with Barcelona. The season will continue and the debate is temporary. We are not surprised that Barcelona wins because they are a very good team. Of course Real Madrid wins, and you don't What a fuss."

Perhaps it was too good to revisit the old place. Mourinho yelled the championship declaration for the first time after coming to La Liga. He affirmed that Real Madrid must strive to win the championship this season: "We can't wait to win the championship in the second year. We need to do this this season. Although the team still has shortcomings at the moment, we have this strength and may be better than people once imagined. It is still a bit far away to talk about the championship. What we have to do now is to win in the next round of the league , all three points."

This is undoubtedly clearly telling Barcelona that M's Real Madrid has already targeted the Spanish national derby next week.If you don't want to die, just roll up your sleeves and let the horse do it!