Don't be a scumbag

Leng Bingbing turned into a thrush in an instant, with brown feathers all over her body, dark brown vertical stripes from the top of the head to the upper back, white eye circles, and narrow eyebrow lines extending backwards.She blinked her round eyes, looking extraordinarily innocent.

"Change back!" Zeus put the thrush in his palm and said with a gloomy face.

"Chirp!" Leng Bingbing called out crisply, and combed his feathers with a sharp beak.What a joke, she is not a fool, she changed back at this time.

"Very good, Hera." Zeus changed into a goshawk while speaking, with sharp eyes, sweeping across the cold body like substance.In short, he must combine with her today, and it doesn't matter if he uses the posture of a bird.

He thought coldly that Zeus had no morals about men and women, but he didn't expect that all his morals were eaten by dogs.She couldn't help but sternly said: "Zeus, is this all you have left? It really opened my eyes." She knew that even if she turned into plankton, she couldn't escape, so she simply changed back to her original appearance.

"I still have more of myself, and you have hundreds of years to experience it." Zeus also changed back to his original state, brushing his golden color, even the dazzling sun couldn't compare to him at this moment.For Zeus's physical strength, it is no problem to do it for 300 years.Slowly, as if catching his own prey, he approached Bingbing.

But Leng Bingbing could only keep retreating until there was no way to retreat, and there was already a wall behind him.Zeus laughed, he couldn't restrain his inner excitement, just like pursuing Hera back then, he would never give up until he reached his goal. "I finally know that you have been lukewarm to me like this, because you want to attract my attention, right. Hera, in my heart, you will always be the first."

"Idiots talking about dreams." Leng Bingbing whispered.

"What did you say?" Zeus didn't hear clearly, and asked a little closer.

Leng Bingbing showed a bright smile, she rarely showed any expression on weekdays, and only occasionally raised the corners of her mouth slightly, so when she showed a smile, Zeus froze for a moment.Even now, the cold face is still gentle, but her fist hit Zeus's quilt with lightning speed, and her knee has already pushed it mercilessly.Zeus, who had never encountered the three methods of wolf defense, let out a scream of "Aww". Compared with his fragile nose, it was obvious that his lower part was more painful.

Seeing Zeus hunched over like a shrimp, covering his lower body, he fell on the bed.

Leng Bingbing stood up from the bed, tightened the clothes on her body, squinted at Zeus, snorted and said: "Next time, I don't mind learning from the first queen." Castrated the first God King.

So Zeus could only watch his wife leave, no matter how hot his heart was, he just couldn't stand up.He couldn't really die, right? Zeus had already had this idea, so he immediately threw it away. This situation is absolutely impossible, and it is estimated that he will recover in a few days.

He walked out of the Tianhou Palace coldly and gracefully, and out of Zeus' sight, he relaxed his vigilance and stopped putting on airs.Leng Bingbing is a person who is unwilling to owe others, she has her own set of principles.Endymion was completely innocent this time, and she felt sorry for him, at least she couldn't let him fall asleep all the time.

"Damn Zeus, a hateful stallion. Only state officials are allowed to set fires, but the common people are not allowed to light lamps. I am a romantic man, happy to see a hunter, passionate but not long-lasting, but I use double standards to ask my wife. Sooner or later, you will Grind the iron rod into a needle!" Leng Bingbing cursed in a low voice, while solving the obstacles set by Zeus.Overcoming obstacles all the way, he finally came to Endymion's side.

Endymion was still the same, with his hands on his belly, but his brow was furrowed.He knelt on the ground coldly, trying to find a way to lift Zeus' punishment.Endymion seemed to sense something, his frown gradually relaxed, and the corners of his mouth curled up, as if he was having a sweet dream.Such a handsome person lying on the grass is as beautiful and peaceful as a painting.Compared with eternal youth and freedom, which one is better?Looking at Endymion coldly, he thought.

"Wake up, followers of Hera." Icely chanted a long series of incantations, and a strong golden light burst out on Endymion's body, which was the power of Zeus preventing her from waking Endymion.Looking at Endymion with his head tilted coldly, he poked his long nails on the other's cheek and said, "I slept so soundly, you are the one who caused me so much trouble, otherwise I guess I wouldn't bother with Zeus." Things. It seems that I can only find my elder brother, I hope he is willing to help."

Leng Bingbing carried Endymion on his shoulders and came to the underworld alone.

The underworld here is similar to the hell in China. You need to pay to cross the river to reach the real underworld.Even Tianhou couldn't cross the River Styx, she had to go by boat.On the other side of the river, I saw the big brother Hades in Hera's memory coldly. Compared with the radiant Zeus, the big brother Hades seemed to be immersed in darkness, but his black hair like a dark night With black eyes, it feels very kind to Leng Bingbing to see.

"Hera, what are you doing here?" Hades waited here after sensing Hera's breath.The gods of Olympus do not like the dark environment of the underworld, and few people will come here.What's more, he has also heard some things recently, and he is a little curious about this younger sister.

Hades spoke bluntly, coldly and without hypocrisy. With a "bang", she threw Endymion to the ground, stretched her shoulders and said, "Brother, this guy has been sleeping for a long time because of me." , do you have any way to undo it?"

Hades lowered his eyelashes, as if picking pork and scanning the people on the ground. "Come with me." Hades walked ahead on his own, Leng Bingbing could only continue to be a porter, carrying Endymion on his back.The land of the underworld is solid and cold, almost barren, and from time to time you can hear the screams of evil spirits.

I can't ignore those ghosts who are fried, roasted, tongue-plucked, etc. In such a gloomy scene, only Hades can keep his face and heart beating.At this moment, Hades stopped suddenly, and with a wave of his hand, a vicious ghost turned into a stick.

"Ugh." Poor Endymion fell to the ground again, and couldn't hold it anymore coldly, lying on the side and retching.Hades handed over a handkerchief with the same expression.Leng Bingbing finally understands why other people always say that Hades is cruel, because this big brother is really weird, he has no extra emotions at all, especially sympathy.

Leng Bingbing found that Hades was watching her, and felt a little ashamed. He didn't respond at all, but she vomited.She thought to herself: "This is the so-called Bingshan abstinent man. It seems that he doesn't have any lovers either."

Although Hades seldom had contact with this younger sister, he also knew that her character was willful and arrogant, but when he really got in touch with her today, he found that she was not as rumored.However, Hades walked into the depths of the underworld without squinting, which has nothing to do with him.

Fortunately, for a god, carrying an Endymion is not tiring, and it is cold to keep up without blushing and panting.The two came to a pool, and the steaming heat in the pool made her feel a little uncomfortable.

"Throw him down." Hades said as if commanding.

"Oh." Throwing Endymion coldly, the other party sank to the bottom of the pool in an instant, making a chugging sound, and the water in the pool was like concentrated sulfuric acid, which instantly corroded Endymion clean.Although Hades didn't speak for the cold and straightforward behavior, he cast an appreciative glance. He didn't like to explain to others.

"Brother, what should we do next?" He looked at the pool coldly, then turned to ask Hades.

"Wait." Hades began to close his eyes and recuperate, coldly determined to lose or not, and kept silent to see what he did.After a while, Hades opened his eyes and waved his hand to summon the spirit of Endymion from the pool.Endymion seemed to be a little dazed, looking at Bingbing stupidly.

"..." Leng Bingbing was speechless, "Brother, is he dead?"

Hades nodded, and added: "Don't you want me to wake him up? Now he is awake."

This person is from Mars, it was Leng Bingbing's first time being choked by someone, and he didn't know what to say.There was no other way, things were already like this, and she had tried her best.

"Queen of Heaven, don't be sorry, I am satisfied to wake up from a deep sleep." Even after going through so much, Endymion is still the same as before, and the gentleman knelt on one knee and saluted Leng Bingbing.Of course, if he knew that he had been carried around by someone he liked, he might not look so good.

"Okay, I just don't like to owe others, you can go to reincarnation now." Leng Bingbing is also ready to continue to travel in the world.

"I...understood." Endymion knew that although Tianhou saved him, he was still rejected, with a sad expression on his face.He obediently wanted to leave.

"Did I tell you to leave?" Hades' powerful aura overwhelmed Endymion, who still resisted with the greatest perseverance.

"This is Hades, the king of the underworld. In fact, he saved you." Leng Bingbing introduced.

"Your Majesty Pluto, do you have any other orders?" Endymion asked neither humble nor overbearing.

"You are very good, the underworld lacks a judge."

Endymion's eyes lit up, and he could keep his memory forever by staying in the underworld forever, at least he would not forget the people and things in the past.So he readily agreed, and before leaving, he solemnly said: "My goddess, I will always be your most loyal knight."

I don't know why, Hades still had that cold face, but Leng Bingbing felt that the other party was very dark, and she sent him a subordinate for nothing.

The author has something to say: The next chapter should be about the new world, and I am going to write Su Xin, who is number one in the world, drooling over Tie Dan Shen Hou.