Don't be a scumbag

When I came back after being cold, I saw the pangolin sitting cross-legged in the middle of the hot spring pool, but the piece of jade was gone.The pangolin slapped the ground with its right hand, and the whole person flew up and came to the cold front.

He scratched the back of his head foolishly, and said in embarrassment: "Xiangu, maybe my hand was too strong, and I accidentally smashed the jade. It seems that I still have to continue to follow you to meditate."

"It's okay, since I have promised the Bodhisattva to teach you well, I won't renege on my promise. What's more, you can be regarded as my first apprentice, and I will take good care of you." Leng Bing smiled stiffly, but in his heart Blood is dripping, pangolin, this prodigal brat, is a jade stone as tall as a person, and now it's all shattered into dregs.

Hearing this, the pangolin felt even more guilty, feeling that he had failed Leng Bingbing's expectations of him.

"Let's go back." Said coldly, "There is no need to hurry about cultivation, and anxiety will easily lead to inner demons."

"Demon?" The pangolin chewed the word in its mouth.

"Yes, when you are too attached to a certain thing, it may happen." Leng Bingbing explained, for the pangolin, he is now like a blank sheet of paper, it depends on how Leng Bingbing guides it now.Now the pangolin has understood feelings and is becoming more and more like a person.

"No wonder the gods in the sky forbid love." The pangolin said bitterly.

"You are wrong. Although they are not together, it does not mean that they are not in love. It is like Donghua Shangxian and Peony Fairy. The authorities are obsessed, but the bystanders are clear. To love someone does not necessarily have to possess her, it is more important to make the other person happy Well, you may not understand now, but you will understand after you have experienced many things. Whether it is a fairy or a demon, they all have a desire for monopoly, which is innate, but if this desire makes the one you love suffer, then don’t worry about it How to choose depends on whether you love yourself more or love each other more."

"True love doesn't need possession?" the pangolin murmured, he was afraid that he would notice something coldly, so he smiled honestly, "I'm too stupid, this question is more profound, I have to think about it."

Since the pangolin can be recruited repeatedly by the leader of Tongtian, it naturally has his extraordinary talent.As the saying goes, the master leads the door, and the practice is in the individual, and it is impossible for the cold to accompany the pangolin all the time.So the pangolin can only practice in its own cave, and occasionally go to the Five Immortals to report its progress to Leng Bingbing.

The days of a cultivator are counted by year, and 20 years have passed in the blink of an eye.The peony fairy who had descended to earth at the beginning also grew into Bai Mudan, a famous brothel prostitute, and continued to be entangled with Lu Dongbin.The pangolin specially brought the honey collected in the mountains, and showed a gentle smile. After years of infiltration, he is closer to the cold temperament than the ignorant one before.

However, when he arrived at the place where the five immortals lived, he saw a scene that made his eyes tear.Leng Bingbing and Lu Dongbin were trapped in a huge net, and the person who made the trap was Master Tongtian.Master Tongtian's skill is so high that the five immortals are about to die.In the nick of time, he broke his arm with a cold palm, and everyone was saved.

Lu Dongbin felt distressed and flew over to take advantage of the coldness of the broken arm, wishing to replace him with his body.With a cold and pale face, he boldly pushed the opponent away with one hand, "Compared to people who lack both arms, I have one more arm, which is enough. Don't worry, I won't hold you back."

The carefully prepared nectar had already fallen to the ground, and the pangolin clenched its fists tightly. The palm was pierced by nails, and bright red blood flowed out.Even if the cold hands must grow back later, and they will truly return to their place, becoming one of the Eight Immortals and getting the lotus magic weapon.Pangolin still couldn't forget the coolness that oozes from the bottom of his heart at that moment.

"I've always thought that I was quite successful in my conscientious career as a teacher, but I didn't expect to fail this time." Leng Bingbing rubbed the center of her brows, feeling a little headache.She and Lu Dongbin only pretended to be lovers in order to make Bai Mudan forget their feelings, but they didn't expect to force the pangolin to the Tongtian leader.

"Hey, it's none of your business. It was the Pangolin guy who was unstable in Dao and was greedy for love, so he was bewitched by the Master Tongtian." Lan Caihe yawned, and he suddenly opened his bright eyes, gossiping. Ask: "Xiangu, do you really like Lu Dongbin?"

He glanced at Lan Caihe coldly, "You're still such a badass after all these years."

"Hey." Lan Caihe touched his hat in embarrassment, "I'm just curious."

"Of course I like Lu Dongbin." Leng Bingbing said casually, and after Lan Caihe screamed excitedly, she continued to reveal the news, "I also know that Lu Dongbin also likes me, before the immortals were trapped, he was most worried about me. But I am sober, I like Lu Dongbin, I also like you, and I like Zhang Guolao. If I were a man, you wouldn’t be confused, so sometimes men are easy to imagine things.”

"That's not true. Others have never suspected that there is an affair between us, so there is still a difference between you and Lu Dongbin." Lan Caihe retorted, pouted.

"That's because you are too small, little brat." Leng Bing nodded Lan Caihe's forehead, and couldn't help laughing, because the depression caused by the pangolin incident also dissipated a lot, "Who stipulates that men and women There can only be love between each other, but not righteousness? We Eight Immortals should not distinguish between each other and support justice. From the perspective of friends, I support Mudan. If Lu Dongbin can really be with her, I will also personally send a big red gift Wedding dress. But apart from this point, loving someone like this is really not worth it, it's better to be free and happy."

After finishing speaking, she glanced coldly at the pillar over there, a corner of the white embroidered skirt was exposed, obviously Bai Mudan was eavesdropping.

"Well said! How can we distinguish between men and women!" Lu Dongbin's beating heart had returned to normal, and his smile became more unruly, as if he had figured out something.

The Master Tongtian's plot to overthrow the Eight Immortals has not stopped, and Lu Dongbin even fell under the blood curse. In the end, everyone shared the blood curse together in order to save Lu Dongbin.The blood curse will make a person not like himself, for example, if he is cold, he will become tender and sweet.

The pangolin took great pains to win Leng Bingbing to her side.He was stared at coldly, affectionately and intently, his face flushed red.Leng Bingbing fed the food to the pangolin's mouth with his own hands, and said affectionately and silently: "Ah Yi, this is a dish I made with my own hands, you can try it."

The pangolin didn't know where to put its hands and feet, and its ears started to steam.He coaxed and said: "Xianggu, when we get married, you must follow me closely, you know?" Today is the best time, and he has done so much just for today.

"Okay." Leng Bingbing nodded obediently, "I want a reward and a kiss."

The pangolin gasped, and jumped from the stool to the corner of the wall, as if it had been greatly frightened, and then fled in despair.In the process of escaping, the pangolin was still regretting that he was too upright just now, and that was the only chance.But he also knows that after choosing once, he will still escape, it's just a body, he doesn't bother to have it, what he wants is the heart.

In order to reward his subordinates, Master Tongtian prepared a grand wedding for Leng Bingbing and Pangolin.However, after he drank the wine toasted by the pangolin, he was unable to practice his skills and was swallowed by the pangolin in an instant.The mission that was once overwhelming, just disappeared like this.The pangolin finally took revenge, and looked coldly at the other monsters that were slowly approaching.

"The Master Tongtian is dead, you can go back wherever you should go." The pangolin warned, and then took a cold hand and left the red auditorium gracefully.

They came to a meadow, with a deep night overhead, dotted with stars.The spirituality in the two of them did not disturb the creatures on the grass.The fireflies are like stars falling in the mortal world, dancing lightly, and the surroundings are quiet.The pangolin swallowed, and slowly lifted off the cold red hijab.

"Ah Yi, why did you bring me here." Leng Bingbing stretched out her hand, and the fireflies landed on her palm, itching, "But it's very beautiful, I like it very much."

The pangolin grabbed her icy wrist, chanted the spell silently, and sucked out her blood curse.

Startled coldly, regained consciousness.

The pangolin took a step back, knelt down on one knee, lowered its head and said respectfully, "Master, Chuanyi offended me before."

Taking a deep breath coldly, he said slowly: "I know that you are trying to get rid of Master Tongtian, and I misunderstood you before. Also, I am not your master, you are free. What's more, with your current skill, even if you It's in the fairy world, so it can be ranked." She was a little awkward, and after turning around, the bright red dress turned back to light pink.The pangolin was still kneeling there, his long gray hair was tied loosely by a red ribbon, and the bright red wedding dress made him even more energetic.

"Get up first." Leng Bingbing persuaded.

The pangolin shook its head and insisted on being Leng Bingbing's mount: "Master, although I'm ugly in my original form, I'm no worse than those green bulls and lions."

"Forget it, you should still call me master, and continue to practice by my side." Leng Bingbing sighed helplessly, which god would use a pangolin as a mount? !The pangolin smiled contentedly, turned into its original form, put away the poisonous armor on its body, and lay docilely on its stomach.

Years later, in the image of He Xiangu, one of the Eight Immortals, that was passed down through time, in addition to the crystal bright lotus in her hand, there is also a ferocious pangolin crouching at her feet.

Leng Bingbing once asked a pangolin a question: "Do you feel happy now?"

"I've always been happy, so that's enough." The pangolin smiled and opened an umbrella for Leng Bingbing to block the rain and snow outside.Even if the Eight Immortals are as close as one body, it is enough that he is the person who accompanies her every day.

Leng Bingbing nodded thoughtfully, it seems that this mission has been successfully completed.As long as she thought that she was going home, her heart couldn't help beating wildly.However, after the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, Leng Bingbing fell into a deep sleep and woke up again, but came to a strange place again.

"Little Light! Little Light! Where are you?! What's going on!"

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