Don't be a scumbag

Pang Ban calculated the time to get up in the cold morning, and knocked on the door with great interest, but no one responded.When he didn't see that white figure, he just felt that the time passed so slowly, so tormented, and even the former favorite martial arts became boring.Later, after asking Xiao Bingyun, Pang Ban learned that the man had gone to Osmanthus Garden early.He immediately took big strides and went looking for incense.

It is autumn now, and you can smell the fresh and refined fragrance of osmanthus from tens of meters away.The osmanthus forest in Jingzhai has been around for a certain period of time. There are dozens of osmanthus trees in it, of different varieties, including orange-red osmanthus, milky white osmanthus, and light yellow osmanthus.All kinds of sweet-scented osmanthus flowers are blooming in clusters. Pang Ban is very tall, stretching his arms, he plucks a light yellow sweet-scented osmanthus flower and hides it in his palm.

Finally, he found someone on a silver laurel tree.He is very tall, this is the first time he looks up to others, and he is not used to it.In particular, the sunlight falling from the flowers and leaves cast a halo on the people on the tree. Pang Ban felt dizzy just looking at it.Wearing a floral dress coldly, she looked like an ordinary girl picking flowers, breaking Pang Ban's previous impression once again.He narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "Jing An, what are you doing?"

Pang Ban was not very good at striking up a conversation, so he coldly picked off a small milky white flower, put it in the basket, lowered his head and smiled and replied: "I'll pick some sweet-scented osmanthus and go back to make some snacks for Xiao Bingyun. Have you ever eaten sweet-scented osmanthus cake?"

"Osmanthus cake? Although Pang has never heard of this kind of cake, since you made it, it must be very delicious." Pang Ban even suspected that he was sick, and the whole person began to feel dizzy, as if drinking Dozens of jars of old wine were bought.

"I didn't expect you to be so sweet-talking. I'll make it later, let you try it." Leng Bingbing thought that this sweet-scented osmanthus cake might have appeared later, and it hasn't yet.Indeed, sweet-scented osmanthus cake did not appear until the end of the Ming Dynasty, and it is still at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, so no one else has tasted it.

"Pang never tells lies." This does not refer to how honest Pang Ban is, but his strength makes it unnecessary for him to tell any lies.He opened his arms, like a roc spreading its wings, "Come down, I'll follow you."

The cold eyes were calm, and she looked at Pang Ban silently, and the tip of her drooping hair gently brushed Pang Ban's cheek.Pang Ban didn't know that his face was itchy, and his heart was like a cat scratching.He suddenly asked: "Jing'an is already the master of Jingzhai, why do you still have three thousand worries?"

"Religious rules are dead, but my spirit is free, and those rules don't suit me." Leng Bingbing's scalp shuddered just thinking about her naked head. Fortunately, when she first came, Yan Jingan was also A head of long hair, not cut off.

Pang Ban was overjoyed, as if the stagnation in his chest had dissipated, and his smile deepened, "I thought you were practicing with hair, but you turned out to be a religious traitor in pursuit of spiritual freedom."

"It's not that deep, it's nothing more than a woman's love for beauty, and I'm just an ordinary person in the world." Leng Bingbing jumped down from the tree, and Pang Ban was so frightened that he immediately reached out to help him.Leng Bingbing avoids his hand, blinks his eyes, "Brother Pang, you forgot again, with your and my skills, even jumping down from a thousand-foot cliff is not a hindrance."

"Even if you can tell the difference rationally, you will still be worried emotionally." Pang Ban pinned the pale yellow golden osmanthus that he picked earlier on the cold bun, and said softly, "I used to secretly think that if I told you about men and women Whether it is disrespectful or not, but what I said just now, I have no worries at all."

"You are..." Leng Bingbing, who had a very low EQ, realized that the other party wanted to pick her up?

Pang Ban nodded. He liked the close distance between the two of them. He gently brushed away the messy hair in front of Leng Bingbing's eyes, and said in a low and bewitching voice: "My fair lady, you are a gentleman. One glance is doomed for today's defeat. Pang is convinced that he lost for the first time. Say your request, if you want me to accompany you for the rest of your life, I will accompany you for the rest of your life."

Leng Bingbing chuckled, "So that's the case. I didn't expect Jing'an to have such a great charm that could make a magician fall in love." She exhaled faintly, and the air was filled with the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus, "What you said now is easy , if I really agree, you will regret it sooner or later, why should Jing'an restrain you."

"..." Pang Ban pondered, "The first time I saw you, I knew that the love test was sad. If I want to pass this test and enter the realm of heaven and man, I need to borrow your strength. I really have no choice."

"Crossing the love test? That's easy. If you stay with me for ten or twenty years, sooner or later you will be dissatisfied and regret it. This love relationship will naturally be broken."

Pang Ban smiled wryly and said, "You underestimate yourself too much." His tone turned cold, and he threatened, "If you don't say what you want, I'll leave right now, and I'll find the meditation master to kill the Zen master. Try his no-thought meditation."

What Leng Bingbing hates the most is being threatened. As soon as Pang Ban said this, she immediately became as cold as ice. "You don't care about the Mongol emperor's country, do you think I care about this country so much? You might as well threaten me with the life of my little apprentice, it will work. Let me, I'm busy." Leng Bingbing pushed Pang Ban away, Carrying a flower basket and preparing to leave.

Pang Ban was pushed away so stupidly, and now he knew that he had stabbed a hornet's nest. After a long while, he said helplessly: "I dare not..." He is not a fool, so he can naturally see that Xiao Bingyun is How dare you use her to threaten her cold heart.It's just that I didn't expect that even so, it still angered the other party.

Bingbing put the fresh sweet-scented osmanthus in a ventilated place to air dry, and then went to guide Xiao Bingyun to study.Jingzhai's disciples not only need to study the Cihang Sword Code, but also learn the six arts of a gentleman. Today, Leng Bingbing prepared two guqins and taught Jin Bingyun the piano skills in the Rain Appreciation Pavilion.The melodious piano sound fluttered with the wind, intermittently.

"Xiao Bingyun, your piano sound is messed up, calm down." Leng Bingbing slightly closed his eyes, and said quietly.

"Master, Uncle Pang has been waiting there for a long time." Under Pang Ban's hard and soft tactics, "Uncle Pang" became his nickname.Jin Bingyun looked at the calm master with admiration, and she couldn't ignore Pang Ban who had such a strong sense of presence.She likes her master the most. Cihang Jingzhai focuses on cultivating Taoism, and she can face everything indifferently, but she cannot give up her love for her master.

Leng Bingbing suddenly thought, could it be that Pang Ban is her mission target?Otherwise, why has only Pang Ban developed feelings for her after coming here for so long?With such thoughts, even if Leng Bingbing is upset, he still wants to be polite to Pang Ban.

She stood up and told Jin Bingyun to continue practicing. She walked up to Pang Ban and said softly, "Come with me." The two left the Rain Appreciation Pavilion and walked slowly in the deserted tea garden.With a stiff tone, he said, "I want you to accompany me for the rest of my life, and I will help you break through the relationship. Let's make a bet, whether you lose to me or I lose to you."

"Okay." Pang Ban agreed very simply, but his brows did not relax because of this. This is really a big gamble. He originally thought that the other party would choose to let him retire for 20 years. After all, that is the safest thing for both parties. Method.

"Don't worry, even if you want to leave in the future, no one will stop you, and I won't cry and pester you. It's just that it's not right for you to live in Jingzhai as a man..." Frowning coldly, he seemed very distressed.

"Could it be that Jing'an still sees the broken mouths of boring people in the world?" Pang Ban adopted the aggressive method.But after thinking about it, he finally said, "There is a valley under Dita Peak, and I will live in seclusion there, so that you can feel at ease. But if I want to come to Jingzhai to find you, you must not refuse."

"Okay." Leng Bingbing nodded, the two came and went, set the rules, the Yuan Dynasty did not have such an invincible master like Pang Ban, and it would be a matter of time before they were driven back to the grassland.After solving one incident, Leng Bingbing was in a good mood. She put away the air-dried osmanthus, rinsed off the dust on it, drained the water, steamed it, mixed it with sweet honey and soaked it, and finally put it in a jar, and the sugar osmanthus was ready. alright.If you want to eat osmanthus cake in the future, you can use it directly.

"Why haven't you left yet?" Leng Bingbing held the jar of sweet-scented osmanthus in her hands, straightened her waist and said to Pang Ban.

"You haven't paid off the ten days you owe me, so naturally I won't leave. Jing'an's behavior really makes Pang so sad." Although Pang Ban said so, he still smiled. It's hard to tell anger from his face.

"Want to try it? I said sweet-scented osmanthus cake." Leng Bingbing suddenly smiled brighter than the blooming sweet-scented osmanthus.To grab a man's heart, first grab his stomach. "And the sweet-scented osmanthus wine I brewed five years ago. It's sweet and sour, and it's guaranteed to leave your teeth and cheeks fragrant."